XIII/Ronin Gallery

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A group of several ronin are seen here in traditional attire at Stocker Lane, near Caiger Mall.

In our travels and travails throughout Malton, most of us have seen countless examples of that type of survivor who seems to think that shooting zombies in the street is a productive activity. Till now, the exploits of these solitary, enigmatic individuals have usually been circulated only by word of mouth, often becoming the stuff of (sadly unverifiable) urban legend.

The DEM has their Rogues Gallery of PKing psychopaths; and then there was that homonymous Red Rum thing for tracking Bounty Hunting scum. But up to now, there has been no record of Malton's silent majority: the countless survivors who make shooting zombies in the street their mark and trade. It's well past time there was a way to keep track of these trenchcoat-clad, mirrorshade-wearing, katana-wielding loners!

Thus, XIII presents -- the Ronin Gallery.

No longer need these non-descript non-descript loners live in obscurity and anonymity!

No longer will their ammo and their AP be spent in vain!

XIII has stepped up to the plate, and responded to the need. We are proud to offer you the Ronin Gallery -- a place to record these silent ones' exploits for all posterity. For the delictable edification -- and edible delectation -- of all future generations!

Long live the New Flesh! TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA!

Using the Ronin Gallery

If you are familiar with using wiki tables, please feel free to enter your Ronin yourself. If you are uneasy with doing it on your own, simply post all the relevant information and links on the Ronin Gallery's Talk page.

The Rules

Yes, there are a few... Sorry.

  • Evidence is required. Please use Iwitness, if possible. Screen captures will be accepted, but are not preferred.
  • Note that each kill of a zombie in the street counts for one Ronin Point.
  • It may seem obvious, but only survivors killing zombies outside will be counted.
  • You may not report yourself.
  • XIII does not endorse "organised revivification". Therefore, kills at known Revive Points will not be counted.
  • The "administration" (i.e., XIII members and approved "mods") reserve the right to edit this page and remove/reject any reports, for any reason, at their sole discretion. This page is available for public use -- but it is still a group subpage, not a public, community page.
  • Kills by obvious babah harmanz will not be accepted. As per above, we reserve the right to decide who is and who is not a "babah".

Spread the Word!

Don't let trenchcoaters get away with blunders!

Use your spray cans. Use the radio. Use your in-game larynx. Spread the word!

Should you chose to prioritise listed ronin for "special attention", you are encouraged to refer them (and anyone else in the building) to this page.

Support

Groups That Support the Ronin Gallery

  1. XIII

Players That Support the Ronin Gallery

  1. /~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim
  2. Considering that I've been adding to it so much, probably me. :) --Jen
  3. Since I trenchy-spotted the current leader, I'll add myself. --William Told

History and Controversy

There is no "controversy". Everyone supports the Ronin Gallery.

The List

September 2008

Ronin Name & ID iWitness & location Comments Report(s) submitted by Ronin Points
A Giant Percocet the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights "Indeed." Three zombies in a row, outside a building under seige. Yep, that's how you win them. --Helgi Hundingsbane 21:53, 19 September 2008 (BST) 5
" " the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights And this ronin makes it to the top of the list, with his fourth kill outside the besieged NT! --Helgi Hundingsbane 20:05, 21 September 2008 (GMT-5) " "
" " the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights He's pulling ahead of the pack! How long will that NT last? --Helgi Hundingsbane 18:10, 22 September 2008 (GMT-5) " "
LSvlad the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside Three zombies in a row! Now that's setting the B.A.R. high. ;) --Jen 06:50, 19 September 2008 (BST) 5
" " St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside Ahaha, not for long, Mr. Hundingsbane! It seems that our fearless Regular from a certain B.A.R. couldn't stand to be outdone. ;) 2 moar kills. --Jen 23:30, 22 September 2008 (BST) " "
Colonel Harker the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside "He has brown hair and cold blue eyes." A Wave Man's always intense! And he possesses "unwavering faith to the Emperor" --Jen 06:25, 19 September 2008 (BST) 3
" " the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside
(a 2nd Iwitness)
And he does it again. This time TWO zombies! --Jen 16:57, 19 September 2008 (BST) " "
reroro Julie Gen. Hospital, N. Blythville Two kills. Not quite "a non-descript", his profile reads, "Military - Private". WanYao 2
qubit Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank "A non-descript survivor." 2 kills. --WanYao 16:41, 16 September 2008 (BST) 2
Col McKnight Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank 2 kills. Aaaaw, what a cute baby! Someone find him a booby-trapped wooden pram ASAP! --WanYao 17:00, 16 September 2008 (BST) 2
Doug Shaftoe Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank "A non-descript survivor". 2 kills. Ok, he's a babah, sure... but... we don't want the little ones to feel left out, do we? XIII traumatise the youth? NEVAR! --WanYao 04:01, 17 September 2008 (BST) 2
Jerrick Banks Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank "A non-descript survivor". 2 kills. --WanYao 04:04, 17 September 2008 (BST) 2
Hellen Backagain the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside At least they have a character description -- and no "zombies killed" tally. Shoot, they almost don't belong on this list. Almost... --WanYao 03:27, 19 September 2008 (BST) 2
" " St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside I dunno...with "the thousand yard stare in her amber eyes," not to mention a repeat offense, I think she's up there with the best of them. --Jen 05:29, 22 September 2008 (BST) " "
Lt David Caruso the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside "Reddish blond hair and always sporting sunglasses of Justice. A former lead CSI of the Malton Police Department, the Lieutenant wears a sports coat and will always be mean and condescending." What more could one add to that, even if they wanted to? --Jen 07:02, 19 September 2008 (BST) 2
" " the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside The "sunglasses of Justice" strike again! --Jen 00:54, 20 September 2008 (BST) " "
UnitedAnarchist St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "Tall and of average build, with scruffy hair and almost permanent stubble, has a small scar above his right eyebrow." Not a bad profile, actually. Now if he'd just start killing zombies INSIDE instead... --Jen 22:39, 20 September 2008 (BST) 2
" " St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside repeat offender --Jen 06:01, 22 September 2008 (BST) " "
OafDragon St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside Level 41. 16,000+ XP. Inexcusable. --Jen 23:00, 20 September 2008 (BST) 2
Magic037 St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "...this common civillian has become a high class hunter against the horde of undead, wearing only tactical gear and his guns." And the slaughter outside St. Ninian's continues, with another level 41. --Jen 23:00, 20 September 2008 (BST) 2
darwen65 St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "Some unlucky survivor walks in...ready to wreak vengeance upon the zeds." Yet another level 41. Natural selection, WHERE ART THOU?? --Jen 23:00, 20 September 2008 (BST) 2
MichaelHavens the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights "A tired looking soldier stands before you, covered in dried blood, old scars, and just worn out from battle fatique. He gives you a slight grin, trying to put you at ease..." --Helgi Hundingsbane 20:05, 21 September 2008 (GMT-5) 2
Sgt Yorker Treweeke Mall, Dulston. "A non-descript survivor." He tried to shoot me in the street, but I infected him and moved. WanYao 1
Dmitry Crimson Outside a junkyard, Heytown. "A non-descript survivor." With an assist by Captain Harakaman WanYao 06:00, 7 September 2008 (BST) 1
Vince Schultz Deverell Walk Fire Station, S. Blythville A real ronin's skill set: Basic Firearms; Pistol Training; Adv. Pistol Training; Shotgun Training; Adv. Shotgun Training; Hand-to-Hand Combat: Axe Profic.; Free Running; Body Building; Construction. WanYao 07:06, 8 September 2008 (BST) 1
A cat named Joe Glass Avenue, N. Blythville "A non-descript survivor". Fifth Element 14:22, 8 September 2008 (BST) 1
Hykari Bythesea Auto Repair, West Grayside Profile reads: "Just another day in hell". Level 26; 4 zombie skills. --WanYao 04:38, 12 September 2008 (BST) 1
ooo0 Bythesea Auto Repair, West Grayside Killed an unknown MOBer in the street. Zombie profile reads: "Catholic priest. mrh? rev please". --WanYao 04:38, 12 September 2008 (BST) 1
Robert Runner a carpark (15,66), Mornington "Has erie blue-green eyes, light-brown, short, unkempt hair." Lake Erie eyes?!? ZMOG scary! --WanYao 13:46, 14 September 2008 (BST) 1
Fangerstanger Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank. "A non-descript survivor."
(Now 2 west.)
--WanYao 07:46, 16 September 2008 (BST) 1
James Rain Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank "A non-descript survivor." --WanYao 16:41, 16 September 2008 (BST) 1
GoingMad Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank "If I were you, I wouldn't start an arm wrestling contest with him......." Killing zombies in the street during a siege: it does a body good! --WanYao 16:51, 16 September 2008 (BST) 1
Tim Dawkins Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank "A non-descript survivor". This babah should spend his XP on Diagnosis rather than more combat skills. --WanYao 17:00, 16 September 2008 (BST) 1
Nano2nd Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank "A slender, but very fit person with an aura of determination stands before you." A ronin must be fit and focused to ride the wave of mass AP-wastage! --WanYao 17:00, 16 September 2008 (BST) 1
InquisitorSkalathrax Julie General Hospital, Kempsterbank Nobody expects the Skalathrax Inquisition!
"Clad in bloodstained but other wise spotless priests robes over chainmail, and weilding a large hammer."
--WanYao 04:01, 17 September 2008 (BST) 1
PvtSoap the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside "Lolol kill the zombiezz!" He should do stand up! --WanYao 03:27, 19 September 2008 (BST) 1
tommy monahan the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside "The axe handle has 168 notches & 19 marks"... ZOMG, is a k0de!?? Also, yet another BAR member. --WanYao 03:27, 19 September 2008 (BST) 1
Firulais55 St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "A non-descript survivor" The cades of the hospital were down, and he shot a zombie outside instead. I have no pity for him. --Jen 17 September 2008 1
snorkel krunt the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside And who says the B.A.R. are trenchy!?? NEVAR! --Jen 17 September 2008 1
Logan Blake the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside "Dark haired man in his early thirties with a goatee and hazel eyes that are blood shot from days of stress." He's at least descript. --Jen 06:25, 19 September 2008 (BST) 1
Hackslide the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside Profile reads: "For the Emperor!!!!!!" A true Ronin -- even unto an apolcalypse of lead-poisoned, model paint huffers. --Jen 07:02, 19 September 2008 (BST) 1
Roofio00 the Clewett (NT) Building, Pescodside "A non-descript survivor." And only level 12, and unaffiliated to boot. I've got some sympathy for him. Or not. --Jen 07:02, 19 September 2008 (BST) 1


Amy Diller St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "A non-descript survivor." Level 6, something of a babah harman...but there were 15 zombies inside the NT next door. --Jen 17:04, 19 September 2008 (BST) 1
Michael Hickenbottom Bulford Auto Repair, Mornington With an assault to boot. And the auto repair now stands in ruins because he didn't spend that AP on cades. --Ian McCootchy 21:39, 19 September 2008 (BST) 1
Calleigh Duquesne St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside I don't have his survivor profile yet, but his zombie one reades, "blood dripping from its teeth as it staggers forward and stares its hallowed dead eyes inside the space inside your head." --Jen 22:33, 20 September 2008 (BST) 1
Roman Bellicek St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside Wan says that level 6 =/= babah, and that these guys have no excuse. But...well...I killed zombies in the street when I was a new player and level 6, too. :( So I want to at least note his current low-ish level. --Jen 22:47, 20 September 2008 (BST) 1
Resheta St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "A non-descript survivor." Yet another outside St. Ninian's. --Jen 23:35, 20 September 2008 (BST) 1
KrushLM Roles Way Railway Station, Rolt Heights "Blood covered survivor." Joined: 2006-04-20 09:54:13. --WanYao 23:44, 20 September 2008 (BST) 1
Smoky Cox Lindsey Towers, Lockettside "A non-descript survivor." --WanYao 03:42, 21 September 2008 (BST) 1
Michael Keikeya SE corner of Tompson Mall, Lockettside "A bit drunk at the moment..." I guess there's not a lot do as a member of Tompson Mall Security? --WanYao 16:14, 21 September 2008 (BST) 1
johny223 the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights Profile reads: "just another proud private in the Army Control Corps wearing dragon skin body armour with the punisher emblem sewn on to the front and armed with dual Colt M1911s in hand" --Helgi Hundingsbane 19:35, 21 September 2008 1
kikmeballs the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights "Stands tall, blonde hair steely blue eyes. You feel a certain safeness around him. He carries aorund an old acoustic guitar with the word Halmer on it, next to his shotgun with the words Betsy inscribed in the Butt of the gun." What's this? Another ACC member? The BAR had better look out - these guys are starting to give them a run for their money! --Helgi Hundingsbane 22:40, 21 September 2008 (GMT-5) 1
Sgt Gaz the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights "Wearing:BDU with nothing other than the Army Control Corps patch on his jacket and a small mexican flag on the right shoulder." --Helgi Hundingsbane 22:40, 21 September 2008 (GMT-5) 1
Nesram St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "A non-descript survivor." --Jen 05:29, 22 September 2008 (BST) 1
Rinjuu St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside --Jen 05:29, 22 September 2008 (BST) 1
John Q Smiley St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "clean cut boyscout cop" - not a bad profile. But yet another level 41. --Jen 06:10, 22 September 2008 (BST) 1
Modern Zombie St. Ninian's Hospital, Pescodside "A confused and bewildered refugee wearing blood smeared clothes. Not sure what to make of his life he lashes out at everyone he comes across. Unfortunately and predictably his friends are few. Fortunately the liquor stores are easily accessible now." I liked his profile so much I almost didn't add him... --Jen 06:10, 22 September 2008 (BST) 1
Colby Chronos the Naisbitt Building, Dulston Level 41 and 1433 XP -- and he's fire-axing zombies in the street in the midst of a massive invasion of the entire NE corner. C'est manifique! --WanYao 03:57, 23 September 2008 (BST) 1
Hungry For Brains St Ninian's Hospital, Pescoside Team St. Ninian's strikes again! Hungry For Brains, eh? Yeah... I'd say so... --WanYao 04:38, 23 September 2008 (BST) 1
TehMagilla the Latrobe (NT) Building, Darvall Heights Well, you can't really hope for much more from a mangy gorilla. --Helgi Hundingsbane 15:27, 23 September 2008 (BST) 1



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