The Philosophe Knights' Foulkes Village Adventure
On or about the second week of October 2011, members of the Philosophe Knights were noticed in our jurisdiction. [1][2][3]. Officer James went on record stating “...these better behave themselves. I ain't in the mood for any education bollocks.”
The suspects were further reported as making themselves useful for a change, [4] so no action was taken at the time. Officers were advised to attend the scheduled zombie break-in, ball and buffet, and the no less traditional lead and gunpowder-centred afterhours festivities at CAPD headquarters and medical facility.
Things went pear-shaped soon enough. In the wee hours of the 18th, a strike team of masked patrons showed up at CAPD headquarters exhibiting a less than diplomatic stance. [5] Officer Popham went on record stating “Fuck's sake.” Shenanigans below ensued.
As usual, we'd like to a minute to acknowledge and thank our most excellent dear friends at ROAR and The 'Sards for their invaluable support. Lulz wouldn't have been so plenty without you peeps.
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Closing
The CAPD decided to declare this amusement closed on the 6th of December 2011, after members of the FoD arrived to the area, a purely circumstantial event that nevertheless will divert our attention. We believe this warrants a reset of the score.
More importantly, we feel the PK has resorted to smear the CAPD now, and we wish no association with a group who would stoop to this, not even as opponents. Further details, should the general public be interested in this, can be found in this thread in the CAPD forum.
The final score is below. We are more than satisfied with our performance, and we commend all officers and allies who took part in this. You people are outstanding; you are the reason this game is still fun after all these years.
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Play by Play
It should be noted that, being primarily a survivor group, many CAPD officers just can't be arsed with taking screenshots of deaths at the hands of PKers. Deaths are more often reported in our forum, and the table below includes those, even when there's no screenshot to back it up. That's just us trying to be fair. The public and the perps here are encouraged to submit relevant evidence at the dispatch centre, should they have any available; it'd be most appreciated.
Killer
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Killed
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Evidence
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PK score
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CAPD score
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Doctor Horus Fontis
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Harry Kewell
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strike. We don't rightly know who Christoph is, but meh, let's count him anyway.
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1
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0
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Mazu
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Jack Hammermill
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2
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0
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Doctor Horus Fontis
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Christoph Rieken
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3
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0
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Dr Dempsky
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Gaucho from Hell
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wit
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4
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0
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Wilson Smithers
|
Doctor Horus Fontis
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CAPD forum attachment
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4
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1
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zipo396
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Brad Dahlia
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wit
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4
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2
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Susan Popham
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Regno
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wit
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4
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3
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Elly May
|
Luis Manuel Valdes
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screenshot
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4
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4
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Dr Dempsky
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Harry Kewell
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum
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5
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4
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Dorothy Quincy & Sid James Jr
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Jess Cutter
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taunt, kill
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5
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5
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Susan Popham
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Rublles
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taunt, kill
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5
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6
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Elly May
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Brad Dahlia
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taunt, kill
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5
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7
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Sid James Jr
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Dr Dempsky
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talk, kill, double whammy
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5
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8
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Sid James Jr
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Mazu
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5
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9
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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Harry Kewell
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum
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6
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9
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Wilson Smithers
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Regno
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wit
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6
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10
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zipo396
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Doctor Horus Fontis
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wit
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6
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11
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Elly May
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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wit
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6
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12
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Regno
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Susan Popham
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wit
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7
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12
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Susan Popham
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Regno
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taunt, kill
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7
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13
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Elly May
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Doctor Horus Fontis
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kill, song
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7
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14
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Sid James Jr
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Brad Dahlia
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taunt, kill
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7
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15
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Elly May, Sid James Jr & zipo396
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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talk, talk, kill, late
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7
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16
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Mazu
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zipo396
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wit
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8
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16
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Dorothy Quincy & Susan Popham
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Brad Dahlia
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wit, instant replay
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8
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17
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Sid James Jr
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Regno
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talk, talk, kill, art
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8
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18
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Wilson Smithers, Sid James Jr & zipo396
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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flare, instant replay
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8
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19
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Doctor Horus Fontis
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Elly May
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum
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9
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19
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Sid James Jr & Susan Popham
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Doctor Horus Fontis
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taunt, kill
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9
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20
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zipo396 & Susan Popham
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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putdown, kill
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9
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21
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some philosophe
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michaleson
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n/a... look he remembers being killed. probs by a bloke in a frock and mask, hence the general recognition.
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10
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21
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Brad Dahlia
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Sid James Jr
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wit
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11
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21
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Doctor Horus Fontis'
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Elly May
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum
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12
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21
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zipo396
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Rublles
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talk, talk, education
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12
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22
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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Wilson Smithers
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum
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13
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22
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Sid James Jr
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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taunt, kill
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13
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23
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Dorothy Quincy
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Brad Dahlia
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taunt, kill
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13
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24
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Susan Popham
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Sophie Engelhardt
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kill, encore
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13
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25
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Susan Popham
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Dr Eirin Yagokoro
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talk, kill
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13
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26
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zipo396
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Mazu
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talk, talk kill
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13
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27
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Sid James Jr
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Letitia
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poetry kill
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13
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28
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zipo396 and Susan Popham
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Brad Dahlia
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class.
No really, this was class. Some assorted views from this shootout (we'll add more if we can): 1 2 3
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13
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29
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zipo396 and Susan Popham
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Mazu
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13
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30
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Lord Pendragon
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Bianco
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14
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30
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Regno
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Gaucho from Hell
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15
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30
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Mazu
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Deadblast
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16
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30
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Dr Eirin Yagokoro
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Harry Kewell
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17
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30
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Kara Nimi
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Bianco
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18
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30
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Jim Mclusky
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Elly May
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n/a reported in CAPD chat
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19
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30
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zipo396
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Brad Dahlia
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robbery
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19
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31
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Brad Dahlia & Duke D'oeuvre
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Susan Popham
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20
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31
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Lord Pendragon
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Susan Popham
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wit
|
21
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31
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michaleson & Sid James Jr
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Tom Deat
|
talk kill
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21
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32
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Susan Popham
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Duke D'oeuvre
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talk kill
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21
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33
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Bianco, Wilson Smithers & michaleson
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Sophie Engelhardt
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kill
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21
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34
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Lord Pendragon
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Harry Kewell
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kill
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22
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34
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Wilson Smithers
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Lord Pendragon
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kill
|
22
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35
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Duke D'oeuvre
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zipo396
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knife
|
23
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35
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Susan Popham
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Lord Pendragon
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talk, kill
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23
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36
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Sid James Jr
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Sabanya
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tip, shock, kill
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23
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37
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michaleson
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Damon Young
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kill
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23
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38
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Brad Dahlia
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Bianco
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kill
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24
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38
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the Reverend Cyanide (?)
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Wilson Smithers
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum (plus we think the cap'n was ever so slightly brahms and can't be asked to remember details)
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25
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38
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Damon Young, Duke D'oeuvre & Brad Dahlia
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zipo396
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gang
|
26
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38
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Sid James Jr
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Rublles
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crash
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26
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39
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Dr Eirin Yagokoro
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boocat
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kill
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27
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39
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Elly May & zipo396
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Duke D'oeuvre
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do over
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27
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40
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Elly May & zipo396
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Rublles
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love death
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27
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41
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Susan Popham
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Luis Manuel Valdes
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rights nickd
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27
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42
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some philosophe
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Wilson Smithers
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum; unsure if it was a PK but just in case
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28
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42
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zipo396
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KILLFASTER
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fire talk movie the end
|
28
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43
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Dorothy Quincy & Sid James Jr
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Sabanya
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talk kill
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28
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44
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Sid James Jr
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Lord Pendragon
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another one bites the dust
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28
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45
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the Reverand Cyanide
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Emily Addamms
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shy killah
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29
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45
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Kara Nimi
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zipo396
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hospital not museum
|
30
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45
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zipo396
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Brad Dahlia
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nom nom
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30
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46
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Elly May
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Sabanya
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n/a, reported in CAPD, Elly's having a screenie malfunction
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30
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47
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Elly May
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Dr Eirin Yagokoro
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n/a, reported in CAPD forum
|
30
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48
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Susan Popham
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Mazu
|
talk kill
|
30
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49
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Sid James Jr
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the Reverand Cyanide
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fashion statement
|
30
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50
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Bianco
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Brad Dahlia
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positive feeling
|
30
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51
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Elly May
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Sabanya
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for science experiment tidy
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30
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52
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