Major Cinema

(18,83) (bic) (statuses) (update) Major Cinema Full of 11 Robert the Doll and PTT characters. --VVV RPMBG 02:34, 5 August 2024 (UTC)

Major Cinema Ruddlebank [18,83] St. Emma's Church The Baillie Hotel The Cheeke Building a cemetery Major Cinema Hinckesman Bank a factory Horditch Lane The Broadway Monument Basic Info: Cinemas are "shrouded in darkness" when unpowered. Cinemas are Dark buildings. In the presence of a fuelled portable generator, a Cinema's flavor text will change to one of the following: "…a black-and-white drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…an old horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white documentary film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a dramatic science-fiction film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white science-fiction film playing on its main screen."

Major Cinema [18, 83]	Major Cinema
	Now Playing: Hamburger... The Motion Picture (1986) Dir. Mike Marvin

Major Cinema

Description

Major Cinema is a narrow yellow-stone building split by a large, diagonal crack in Ruddlebank with a large carpark. A few of the screens are now back up and running; you can check what's playing below, but don't go too near the usherette, she can get a bit bitey. If you want to see the movie of your choice at Major Cinema, all you need to do is ask on the discussion page and we'll see if we can bothered...

History

Claimed to be owned and operated by the Mayhem Attack Squad, Major has great access to Thompson Mall in Lockettside, a nice view of the Cheeke NT building and St. Emma's Church, and handy access to the Mayhem's favoured diner, The Aurellian Steakhouse and Grill. Due to the Mayhems being as war with... everyone, it has been decreed that it shall kept in darkness so they can feel atmospheric when planning their next performance and so that allies and clients can hunt the local livestock in safety.

Currently Showing

Screen One: Boondock Saints.

Screen Two: Some sweaty smut film.

Screen Three: Destroyed by the great weed fire of 3/31/2009...

Screen Four: Body storage for the dead bodies of those who keep installing generators...

Screen Five: Hamburger... The Motion Picture. (Screenings of this movie are dedicated to the late Emperor Strognaoff of the Aurellian Empire, may his god have mercy on his steak.)

Barricading Policy

In order to keep the Zambahz away from our guests and popcorn, and to keep out clients and visitors safe, the cinema is to be EHB and in darkness at all times. All are welcome to pop in as long as they keep the noise down and don't install a generator!

Future Releases and Requests

The annual Aurellian film festival

Beef Wellington

Hamburger Hill

Steak and Onions

Zadar! Cow from Hell

And anything starring Shia LaBeouf (except Indy 4 - suggest that piece of shit and we'll cancel you faster then a screen 4 special...)

Upcoming Movie Requests

Nightmare on Elm Street parts 1-36 marathon (in face-slashing 3D!)

Cow and Chicken The Aurellian Emperor Story

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies

Beware, fear the Robot Monster!

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Plan 9 from Outer Space - Almost starring Bela Lugosi!

Motorpsycho - Burning rage and burning rubber!

Behold the visual spectacle that is The Creeping Terror!

Watch out, it's The Beast of Yucca Flats!

Monster A Go-Go

Current Status

Mar 19, 2019 - Despite numerous warning markings outside I found this building to be powered and barricaded. Don't think I want to stay... --MR2Di4 (talk) 07:44, 20 March 2019 (UTC)