Suggestion:20080807 New classes: Nazis, Paraplegics, and Conservatives
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20080807 New classes: Nazis, Paraplegics, and Conservatives
Ioncannon11 20:59, 7 August 2008 (BST)
Suggestion type
Skills and Class Changes
Suggestion scope
Everyone
Suggestion description
I'm thinking we need nazis, disabled people, and conservatives in this game. They would be a class. Here is what they start out with as well as their exclusive skills.
Nazis
A nazi starts out with a piece of clothing that says "a swastika" and when he talks, an ingame dictionary automatically spams this translates it to German and, if there is a powered radio in the building, this will be spammed over all the radio frequency while playing funky disco music and rickroll songs to finis's zergs.
A nazi follows a civilian skill path with two new skills:
Hair growth- For 75 Xp, A Nazi can grow a hitleresque moustache and it will appear on his profile as a "a big, hairy black moustahche."
- Subskills include:
- Chicken Buffet- For 500 XP, a Nazi may eat poultry for 15 AP whenever they feel like it. This will add to the moustache description "There is chicken in the moustache." It may be blood-stained by a zombie who sees "You bite the scrumptious survivor...and the chicken in his moustache, getting blood on it."
- Trim Moustache - For 100 XP, a Nazi may use shavers, which will be found in drugstores in Malls, to trim the moustaches, but must also acquire shaving cream from clubs, where many of the performers shave their legs before appearing on stage. The search rates for these items would be (RNL) 6/10/14. For 1 AP, the moustache would be gone but it grows back in three days. Shaving cream lasts for three uses. It may also be used as graffiti.
Goosewalk - For 50 XP, a Nazi purchases a skill. When he/she walks into a building, the other players see "
" and funk music starts playing.
Victory Screech - At a cost of 60 XP to purchase, this skill allows Nazi to shout things in a 5-block radius.
Disabled People
They start out on a wheelchair which has a 5% accuracy to run over zeds. They can get only a max of 40 HP and, in order to enter a building, a ramp must be made. Ramps need to be constructed at VSB or lower barricade levels by survivors with toolboxes. "You build a ramp for people in wheelchairs." It can be ransacked by zombies who see "You have destroyed a ramp for invalids. Prepare to be sued." It is impossible for disabled people to enter EHB buildings and buildings without ramps. They also cannot free run, but with a nitrous-equipped wheelchair, can move 5 blocks with one AP. Drag races will be held from Dulston to New Arkham every Sunday.
Skill sets:
Invalid Parking - This is for free. Next to any building, a paraplegic is allowed to press park and regains AP twice faster. But there is only parking per building.
Pimp out Wheelchair - For 100 XP, a paraplegic learns how to pimp his ride. At special mod shops located across the city in secret locations, he will be able to search for music stuff and 22 inch chrome wheels for his ride. Side mirrors and leather ass cushions are available as well. Nitrous is an excellent addition to any handicapped person's wheely.
Sue - This is a skill that enables, for 100 XP, paraplegics to sue anybody. There is a button that says sue and a drop-down menu. This will automatically take one to arbies and begin cross-referencing the target's edits for flaws.
Wheelchairs can only be found in mod shops at a rate of 5% in ruined, 9% in non-lit, 16% in lit mod shops. You have the option to phunk the ride by adding nitrous, music, radios, generators, and other such things. A wheelchair takes no encumbrance and when you find one it says You find a rolling chair, outfit it with ass pillows, and sit down. Each add on gives 4% encumbrance.
Conservatives
This is a class that loves guns, so they get a 20% chance increase to find weapons and ammunition. Accuracy is also increased 15%.
Skills include, at no cost:
Tax - This allows conservatives to collect an item of their preference from everyone in the building.
Take Bribes - Conservatives can now take bribes. Just like in real life! What a coincidence!
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Please think carefully; this suggestion is awesome thank you. Ioncannon11 20:59, 7 August 2008 (BST)
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Kill Votes
- kill - Need I say why? Incendiary to say the least. Oh and Ha Ha, I like the conservative character. Roger atthill 21:13, 7 August 2008 (BST)
- Since this is a humorous suggestion, you can vote keep if you think it's funny. Kill is for hecklers lol. Ioncannon11 21:16, 7 August 2008 (BST)
Spam/Dupe Votes
- Humourous - Wait, isn't there already a section for suggesting humorous suggestions? --Private Mark 21:17, 7 August 2008 (BST)
- I thought this was it. Did you like it? Ioncannon11 21:19, 7 August 2008 (BST)
Removed as Humourous Suggestion -- Cheese 21:21, 7 August 2008 (BST)
