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Haliman111

What can we say? He's a twat.

Practice what you preach

Didn't you guys bitch us out that we attacked the mall when you left? Well you didn't all leave. We still killed 15 of you. We had that strike planned for days. Just great luck I suppose. What I'm saying is... The UBCS isn't in town for two days, and you attack. Not gonna say anything.... hypocrites... --Haliman - Talk 15:35, 10 May 2009 (BST)

What the hell are you talking about? --Roorgh 16:27, 10 May 2009 (BST)
We were off in Heytown doing our thing, it took us about a week to ruin the whole place, and we're back. There is nothing hypocritical about it, we haven't jumped on the airwaves boasting about our victory over your group, which is the only point we objected to. We weren't boo-hooing about survivors retaking the mall once we left, that's to be expected.
Sorry if you feel cheated out of a fight, maybe if you spent less time planning you'd keep up with us ;) --Stepdown 18:58, 10 May 2009 (BST)
Indeed, we objected to you claiming our road trip as your victory. Honestly, you take one little vacation.... --Jason Stafam 19:26, 10 May 2009 (BST)
It should also be pointed out that we promised to return to Bunnyville after our vacation, and our itinerary was quite proudly displayed on the main page. Are you sure the timing of UBCS leaving town for a day or two was coincidence? --Roorgh 19:36, 10 May 2009 (BST)
Haha, how convenient! We sat in the mall for two weeks waiting for a response and when we finally leave we get "We were just about to kick your ass!". I wonder, is there any event that cannot be spun into a victory for the beavers and their pals? ;) --M4rduK 19:44, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Time to get on those radios folks! The Dead Bunnies went for another walk! Yet again we left our home The Dowdney Mall in Bunnyville unnatended! Time to start claiming we were kicked out!! Hey a hollow victory is a victory none the less! --Rottentinfish 12:04, 12 May 2009 (BST)

I would like to ask something

I noice a lot of groups run around calling you all zergers, and as a former resident of Santlerville I noticed a few things that were interesting. Often before you all would seige there would be a large number of zombies standing outside the target buildings much larger then what the Game statistics would list. Now i could assume that it is the random ferals running around standing outside thinking you all are going to attack, I understand, i have a member in the RRF and Batshit Insane so believe me I understand timed attacks, and ferals helping you out. What i find most interesting is that you don't list a forum, no where on this talk page does anyone ask for a link to one to join. Yet according to your own Graph your numbers have grown. Im not gonna be like everyone else and shout zerg but that part just doesn't make much sense to me. Care to shed a little light on the subject -- 

Emot-argh.gif 15:47, 27 July 2009 (BST)

I thought this was written elsewhere but I can't see it on this page. So here's an extract of a post written elsewhere by our lord and master M4rduK:
M4rduK said:
To answer any questions/doubts about our group - we come from a private forum that we are all a member of. I found this game and started playing and then made a push to recruit members for a clan on that forum. There have been 2 major drives for clan membership, which is reflected in the join dates of many of our members. We plan attacks out a couple of days in advance and try to stay well organized, which is why we succeed in group attacks.
As stated, we're a private forum completely unconnected to Urban Dead. We're not looking to increase our ranks either here or on the forum itself, so that's why you won't find a link to any of our resources. Quite simple really once you know. I can't comment on the behaviour of ferals in the game. Some may be friends of the Dead Bunnies who get told about our attacks in real life - I have no idea. --Roorgh 18:26, 27 July 2009 (BST)
There didn't use to be such large groups of ferals to be honest. I think that's merely a side-effect of us rampaging over Santlerville - easy noms for those that log in at the right time. --Roorgh 18:28, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Which forum, then? Until you give us a viable source, everyone will continue to list you as zergs. --Haliman - Talk 20:57, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Private forum. We're under no obligation to tell you or anybody else and certainly even less inclined with that attitude. It's genuinely none of your business. If the self-righteous arseholes of this community want to label us as zergs based on that 'evidence' then they are free to go ahead and do so. In return we'll not give a shit if we offend said arseholes and will behave as we damn well please. The wannabe police of UD can quite frankly go fuck themselves. --Roorgh 22:11, 27 July 2009 (BST)
All bark and no bite, eh? Oh wow, you said a few big words. You have yet to give us any viable proof that you're the innocent players you want us to think you are. --Haliman - Talk 22:16, 27 July 2009 (BST)
What part can you not get through your thick skull? If you want to be part of the clusterfuck bunch that believe yelling zerg places all the responsibility on whoever to defend themselves then be our guest. Just don't expect us to care what you think about anything. --Roorgh 22:22, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Except for the bite of a completely ruined Santlerville...yes, no bite. We will provide no proof of anything. Why? Because that's not how the world works. YOU have made the accusations, so YOU provide proof to prove that YOU are not full of shit. How about this - I claim that when you're alone you dress up in lingerie and masturbate with extra chunky peanut butter. Provide proof that this is not the truth! See how absurd it is? The people who accuse others are responsible for providing proof of their claims, not the other way around. --M4rduK 22:24, 27 July 2009 (BST)
I'm going to say two things. The first is I take your word, you don't cheat, we all witnessed The Many and The Dead come from forums outside of UD. The second is simple, to everyone going around yelling "zerg" its not nice, if you have proof, present it, if not just stop. These guys are pretty funny, I laughed when visiting this page. Just let them be, if there cheating prove it, if not, sing a new song. -- Emot-argh.gif 22:27, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Slightly confused, didn't the Beavers prove you were zerging? Isn't that what started all this crap? --ϑϑℜ 22:43, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Oh, and didn't you then admit to it, only with a response of a flimsy promise that it won't happen again? I'm not part of those that are crying zerg, but you owe these people the complete story, at leased. --ϑϑℜ 22:44, 27 July 2009 (BST)
Oh wow, you really want to go through this again? Yes - 2 of our members were found to have zerged ages ago. They were told to stop and I have never seen them do it again, or heard of them doing it. In fact, I'm not even sure if one of them still plays the game tbh. Anyway, old news is old. Get some new material. --M4rduK 00:08, 28 July 2009 (BST)
Oh DDR. I never took you for one of the deluded whiners. You know the story of what happened and how it was dealt with. So pretending you didn't get the full story is disingenuous. Also it's pretty pathetic to stoop so low as to use past actions of members to fuel a fire which has long gone out.
So although you say you aren't one crying zerg, you're currently acting like the kid who encourages one boy to punch another then when the teacher comes says "I didn't hit him!" You're a mod, you're supposed to hold yourself to a higher standard than that.
Stop being so ridiculous, stop trying to indirectly create drama out of old news, and get back to moderating things that need it.--Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 00:25, 28 July 2009 (BST)
Interesting. You're one of the top groups, yet you don't want your forum publicized? Why not? We knew The Dead and LUE's forum. --Haliman - Talk 03:30, 28 July 2009 (BST)
/zom/ did and does the same as well as the Fortress to some extent, your argument is therefore of low quality, but that's about the usual.--Thadeous Oakley 13:08, 28 July 2009 (BST)
You are joking, right? the group /zom/, from the forum called /zom/, didn't publicise their group? You've got to be kidding me. --ϑϑℜ 13:11, 28 July 2009 (BST)
I'm sorry DeedeeR, but if they don't link to their forum on the wiki or anywhere else, then I can't tell that.--Thadeous Oakley 13:16, 28 July 2009 (BST)
Don't be sorry, it's your mistake. And how does being so internet illiterate make me the deedeedee? The Dead didn't link the SA forums from their page, but you knew that well enough. Why, cause of all their drama? Could you have known otherwise, then? --ϑϑℜ 13:19, 28 July 2009 (BST)
Nope.--Thadeous Oakley 13:23, 28 July 2009 (BST)
Exactly. Don't use your moronic tendencies as a basis for arguing that others are wrong. --ϑϑℜ 03:10, 29 July 2009 (BST)
lol --M4rduK 19:33, 29 July 2009 (BST)
Hmmm, how about just because it's none of your fucking business? We're under no obligation to tell anyone anything. And you still haven't proven that you don't dress up in lingerie and masturbate with extra chunky peanut butter. I made the accusation, you're responsible for proving me wrong! You should give us access to your home to prove us wrong...interesting that you won't! That's how it works right? --M4rduK 12:56, 28 July 2009 (BST)
Whoa... What the fuck is up with you guys? Obviously I didn't get the full story or I would never have asked, I don't play with groups and no, I have no affiliation with anything to do with your history, so how could I have known? Not my fault the zerg stigma sticks forever, so don't look at me funny just cause you can't deal with someone simply asking a question. --ϑϑℜ 13:04, 28 July 2009 (BST)
Thad: GTFO and stop stalking my contribs. You're only looking foolish. M4rduk: The difference? There's an army of players who agree with me, while your childish remarks are completely outrageous. Dumbass. --Haliman - Talk 02:55, 29 July 2009 (BST)
I love how you talk about childish remarks only to follow it up yourself with a personal insult. Also, recentchanges > your contribs.--Thadeous Oakley 10:37, 29 July 2009 (BST)
Is there some forum I can go to to report that Haliman111 wears lingerie and masturbates with extra chunky peanut butter? He can't prove he doesn't, so obviously it's true. I need to make sure everyone knows about it because it's so fucking important! Hey guys, am I playing the game right now?!?!?! --M4rduK 12:30, 29 July 2009 (BST)
The same one I go to for you guys. --Haliman - Talk 16:15, 29 July 2009 (BST)
Report us as much as you like because we simply don't care - especially about anything posted at that awful excuse for a site. Oh no! a bunch of cry babies don't like us - boo fucking hoo. Just don't post here asking why we won't tell you anything. Seriously, we have standards and neither you, the beavers or any of the coma victims we were forced to communicate with there come close. --Roorgh 23:11, 29 July 2009 (BST)
Playing the game fairly makes us cry babies now? --Haliman - Talk 03:37, 30 July 2009 (BST)
No, whining like a bitch makes you a cry baby. All you've added to this entire conversation so far is that we're zergs (based on what exactly?) unless we tell you more about us. That's piss poor justification for anything. Our forum is just that, our forum, of which UD is just a tiny part and we're selective about who is gets in. There's no requirement to open it up to every moron that plays UD - all many of you would end up doing is polluting the place. We don't need more noise. So toddle off to zombies.dementiastudios.org and bitch about us there with the other delusional and opinionated morons that are willing to claim an entire group must be zergs based on the fact that we're kicking you ass. --Roorgh 07:59, 30 July 2009 (BST)

I fucking hate everyone. Here I was having a pretty decent and amusing covnversation with these guys and you all ruin it with your petty idiocy. ;_; --Mr. Angel, Help needed? 04:22, 29 July 2009 (BST)

<3 --Haliman - Talk 05:09, 29 July 2009 (BST)
I like these people. And yes, I do believe M4rduK about the Haliman thing. I'd be too afraid to try and find proof or look at it if anyone could find it. --Dark Blue Helmet 02:21, 30 July 2009 (BST)
Aww, Helmet put on the big boy pants trying to fill the shoes of his predecessor. Ffs man, you weren't even an admin when you first got DoIA when Thad "retired." You also just openly endorsed zergs. Then again, if you can't beat them, join them. --Haliman - Talk 03:36, 30 July 2009 (BST)

You know sir bun bun's, this is your page. If Haliman is annoying you as much as he is annoying me right now, just tell him to gtfo.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 04:14, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw. SA, why you gotta ruin the fun? --Haliman - Talk 04:44, 30 July 2009 (BST)
Really Haliman, that's the best you got? Oh no, I'm scared. --Dark Blue Helmet 12:03, 30 July 2009 (BST)
That isn't the best I've got. I've got more if you want :) --Haliman - Talk 17:30, 30 July 2009 (BST)
Clearly you make friends wherever you go ya extra chunky peanut butter molesting freak. May I suggest pulling it out of the jar and using that massive amount of time to instead learn how to play the game properly. Now you've had plenty of posts to say even one worthwhile thing and you've yet to do so. So if this is all you've got I suggest you take it to your talk page or back to your group masturbation buddies. Further vacuous posts will simply be deleted to avoid bunnies wasting their time reading such dross. --Roorgh 18:45, 30 July 2009 (BST)

Anyone else find it hilarious Haliman actually applied to be staff here?--Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 22:21, 30 July 2009 (BST)

*raises hand* --DBHT 23:22, 30 July 2009 (BST)
I can only assume the deluded muppet decided there hadn't been enough drama recently from poor editing or bad decision making... --Roorgh 22:44, 30 July 2009 (BST)
*also raises hand* I don't think I've had a more fun read in a looooooonnnggggg while... But it does prove my point of never engaging in wiki drama. You see, if we all just spent all the time you do bickering on the wiki doing something productive, maybe we'd all get somewhere. But I'm rambling. Cheers from Umbrella, Bunnies! Leon Cane 00:58, 31 July 2009 (BST)

Is it a red and white umbrella ? And if so, should you not sponsor us :) --Rottentinfish 23:02, 30 August 2009 (BST)

AnonSantlerville (aka Jack Heins)

This guy is a fucking classic. The brains of a retarded slug, the wit of a brain damaged lemur and the vocabulary of a 13 year old boy. His end was amusing as his entrance

The Dead Bunnies, zerging, and Santlerville

First off, let me state that I am not affiliated with the Dribbling Beavers. I prefer to not join any groups, as I often switch sides. I have, however, noticed that the Dead Bunnies have an extremely large group, one which spans a large chunk of the entire zombie population of Santlerville. You are zerging. You can lie about it and pretend to hunt zergers as much as you want; it doesn't hide the fact that you are zergers yourself. Buildings that are ruined by the Dead Bunnies often have 50+ zombies outside of them at the peak of the siege. Stop being asshats and start playing the game fairly. (posted by AnonSantlerville who was too cowardly to put their name to it and stupid enough to forget we can see who posted this --Roorgh 14:47, 24 July 2009 (BST))

I'm not with the aforementioned groups, nor the Bunnies. Provide proof or shut up.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 23:44, 23 July 2009 (BST)
Oh no! AnonSantlerville accuses the bunnies of zerging. Whatever shall we do? That's it lads, the game is up. Time to quit playing Urban Dead. --Roorgh 14:47, 24 July 2009 (BST)
Actually, I think I'll apply some of that great logic as displayed by the magnificent AnonSantlerville. You're not willing to say who you are, so I'm now accusing you of not only being a beaver but that you also zerg too. This is a simple case of projection. You fail in your zerging attempts because keyboards confuse you and to justify it you attempt to sully the good name of the bunnies. Well it won't work. If you find Urband Dead too hard may I suggest tic-tac-toe? (but not against a computer of course, start with a dead pet) --Roorgh 14:53, 24 July 2009 (BST)
If a large group automatically = zerging, then I assume that the 8 groups with more members than us are zerging as well? I'll be keeping an eye on their talk pages to wait for your brilliantly thought out accusations there as well! You're a laughable idiot and a pathetic coward. At least have the balls to say who you are when you post your silly accusations. If I don't see your posts on the other 8 talk pages soon, then we will all know just how full of shit you are. Proof or GTFO. --M4rduK 17:36, 24 July 2009 (BST)

Fock'n oi! Oy fink dere's summink you should know. Dere's only 2 fings Da Staf is good at. Knobbin fit birds and foightin'. Wait, 3 fings. Knobbin' fit birds, roidin' around in fock'n flash sazzy wagons, and foightin'. Now unless you's a fit bird troyin ta get moy attenshun wiv some fock'n banta, oy's gonna hafta take off moy shir', grease moyself down and bugger you roight up for all this silly bollocks you's spoutin', now isn' oy?

When moi ancesta Alexander da fock'n Stafam conquered da world, did 'e zerg too?

Oy don't want an answer. Fock'n rhetorical, now isn't oy? --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 18:45, 24 July 2009 (BST)

Actually, yeah, considering 90% of the foot men were useless meat shields liek zerglings. :D--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:08, 26 July 2009 (BST)

--Hi. My name is there. I prefer to stay anonymous with groups like you, as whenever someone ticks you off you send you army of zergs after them. (posted earlier by a a whiney bitch --Roorgh 09:12, 26 July 2009 (BST))

Well as even simple use of a wiki is beyond you (signing your posts, correct indentation etc) I suppose something as advanced as irc would be quite beyond your level of intellect. I'll try and explain it in as simple words as possible for you. Fancy computer that we play Urban Dead on lets us talk with each other at same time. You'll also be shocked to learn that not every zed in Santlerville is us. We can't help it if zombies have heard how easy it is to attack buildings there. Lastly, and most importantly, you need to rein in that ego of yours pal. You think we're going to waste the bunnies time and effort going after you? If we could zombify the local wildlife we might consider sending an undead chipmunk after you but even that would probably be overkill... --Roorgh 09:30, 26 July 2009 (BST)
Sorry if I'm not as literate with Wiki formats as you. I don't use them and personally don't give a shit about them. It's funny though, you seem very concerned about my accusation, despite your chart stating that the Dead Bunnies have a very low level of giving a shit. --AnonSantlerville
My bet is they're bored.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 01:36, 27 July 2009 (BST)
A little yes :-) We're getting bugger all fight out of the beavers these days. It's a little sad to see them so whipped (just a little though) --Roorgh 08:13, 27 July 2009 (BST)
It's all about applying the correct level of education. We managed to teach the beavers that falsely accusing us of zerging was a bad idea and now we've got you signing your posts - and people think our style doesn't work! If you don't give a shit about the wiki though why are you posting at all AnonSantlerville? If you are going to do something do it properly! Would you like it if somebody pissed in your frontroom just because they couldn't be bothered learning where the toilet is? Now as far as these zerging claims go, bring on the evidence! you do have evidence... don't you? --Roorgh 08:13, 27 July 2009 (BST)
No. Getting actual evidence of zerging is nigh impossible. AnonSantlerville
Only when you accuse people who aren't actually zerging... --M4rduK 13:37, 27 July 2009 (BST)
There's too many of them and the work as a team whaaaaah! I don't want to play anymore! Has that neatly summarised your point AnonSantlerville? We can't help it that your attempts at zerging were pitiful, but that's no reason to tarnish us with the same brush. You could try asking the beavers for tips about zerging and meatshielding but they're not very good at it either. --Roorgh 14:05, 27 July 2009 (BST)
I've received evidence of the Bunnies zerging from a source who remains anonymous. He was attacked by Robot Zombie Jesus, whom is affiliated with the Dead Bunnies. However, he was not killed by him. Shortly afterwards, his remaining low HP was taken down to zero by a zombie named Dolquin, who joined Urban Dead a few days prior to the attack. This player started out as a zombie, as well. This player may just be a new player who happened to play in the vicinity, but when I eventually gather enough information to prove that you are indeed zerging, this screenshot will prove useful. Think of it as a pawn in a metaphorical chess game. http://tinypic.com/r/21o3tqp/3 Enjoy. --AnonSantlerville
Please do not shorten your name to Santlerville. The suburb is called Santlerville; you're just a deluded nutter. --Roorgh 09:08, 31 July 2009 (BST)
No what you have there is a screenshot of two profiles. If you want I can put up a screen shot of a dribbling beaver and any accused zerger, and shockingly they'll tell me that isn't evidence. So congratulations on your 'massive' discovery. Seriously, is there not even one person who runs around yelling zerg that has an IQ somewhat approaching 100? --Roorgh 08:58, 31 July 2009 (BST)
Seriously, it's like you've been playing the game for a day or two. At least when the beavers bitched about us they had screenshots with the death of somebody along with the log showing at least two zombies. Your screenshot shows nothing at all. You need the screenshot of the death and this supposed interaction between zergers. Of course you'll still be wrong, and we'll continue to laugh at you but at least you won't appear as idiotic as you currently do... --Roorgh 09:08, 31 July 2009 (BST)
So where is the proper evidence then? Why haven't we seen a link to this irrefutable proof laid out on Resensitized? Come on AnonSantlerville, you're looking like an inept, attention seeking Beaver wannabe right now. After all, considering how long we've been 'zerging' you must have a mountain of evidence... --Roorgh 06:53, 2 August 2009 (BST)
Taking screenshots of your obvious hordes of alts would not be very good evidence. No, I need to wait for you to use several zombies on one single act. -- posted by AnonTard
That shouldn't be very hard for you to do, considering that we work closely together on IRC and usually time things out very well. Please, feel free to gather as much evidence as you want that demonstrates our superior tactics! To be honest...the fact that you *haven't* gathered such "evidence" so far makes me seriously question your mental capacities. Hang out in Santlerville for a couple of days and you should have more evidence of our awesomeness than you can stand. :D --M4rduK 21:36, 3 August 2009 (BST)
It's funny, how does your group have all those members? You consist of about 50% of the active zombies in Santlerville. Odd how that works out, eh? I mean, you don't even recruit members in-game! --AnonSantlerville
hmm? ♥ Moonie Talk Testimonials 11:27, 6 August 2009 (BST)
More evidence: http://i26.tinypic.com/2h54cid.jpg AnonSantlerville
Congratulations! a picture so fucking grainy I can't make out any of the details and with no way of actually connecting the profiles to these zombies beyond trusting you, a muppet with a history of half-baked accusations. Please tell me you're not involved in law enforcement wherever you live because if you are I feel sorry for the victims of your piss poor investigative technique. As you've yet again shown you've clearly got the mental capacity of a drunken chipmunk piss off and let the adults talk. --Roorgh 19:20, 11 August 2009 (BST)
You're right. Two zombies in a seige together means zerging.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 19:32, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Are you on glue? Is there a silver paint mark around your nose and mouth? Is this you?
Anonman! Fighter of the zergman!
Champion of the bum!
Master of detection and pictures for everyone!
Seriously, I want what you've been huffing. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 19:55, 11 August 2009 (BST)
I could seriously love you simply for that picture alone! Charlie is the greatest, even more so when it comes to dealing with Day Man! --DBHT 20:44, 11 August 2009 (BST)
FUCK! Well, it was a good run but it looks like the zerging game is up for us. AnonSantlerville finally caught is red handed! I can't imagine proof any more solid than being attacked by two different zombies in the same time period during a siege. And to top it off you managed to make the proof even MORE solid (I wouldn't have thought that was even possible) by capturing it in an ultra-grainy print screen with red lines that clearly point out the zerging! Well played sir...well played... --M4rduK 19:55, 11 August 2009 (BST)
lolol, why is it that most of the work is done by zombies that had been created only a week or two beforehand? not to mention they ALL started off as zombies. And if you can't see every letter in that picture, go get your fucking eyes checked. Better whip out your other UD wiki accounts, too, because I'm starting to suspect that you have a few of those, as well.AnonSantlerville
Of course you suspect we have multiple wiki accounts. You think there's one person controlling 70 odd dead bunnies so based on that level of stupidity we didn't think you'd contain it to literally just Urban Dead. Better go off and whip up some grainy photo's showing two people editing a page to prove it. Anything more to add to the constant drivel you post here? --Roorgh 20:30, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Says the person who's made an account to troll a group.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 20:31, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Me? Who am I trolling? --Roorgh 20:52, 11 August 2009 (BST)
No, my response was to him.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 21:39, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Sorry about that, my mistake (Jason didn't think you were referring to me either) --Roorgh 21:59, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Don't worry, Anon! I have the proof of their wiki-zerging! -- http://s296.photobucket.com/albums/mm166/SethXander/?action=view&current=pruf.png --Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 22:56, 11 August 2009 (BST)
fock. looks loike oy's been caught wiv moy fock'n pants round moy bloody ankles now donnit? don't worry though, oy's only knobbin a fit ukrainian bird. --Roorgh 23:23, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Oh shit. Busted. -- Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 23:24, 11 August 2009 (BST)
Oh man, I LOLed at that Yonnua Koponen :D - --M4rduK 23:20, 11 August 2009 (BST)
AH HA! I now have solid proof that AnonSantlerville is the product of incest and spends his weekends fucking chickens (live and dead) - Proof111.jpg --M4rduK 20:39, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Understandably, AnonSantlerville is upset that his investigative research is being mocked in this way. So he sent me the following evidence from his latest undercover work, to prove that he's the real deal, and that we should all be very worried. http://xs142.xs.to/xs142/09332/zergproof655.jpg As you can see, the evidence is overwhelming. -- Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 20:44, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Gentlemen, I feel that all this back and forth goes against this graph[1] We've already spoken our piece. Why are we still responding to this crap? Anon, grow a pair and come back with a real account. --DTangent 08:52, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Dead Bunnies don't know how Urban Dead works, lolz

I love how you guys brag about taking over buildings. Zombies always have the advantage; claiming a building isn't that hard for a large enough zombie horde. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by AnonSantlerville (talk • contribs) 20:13, 4 August 2009.

Lucky for the Bunnies that you have no idea what you're talking about. Zombies are constantly the minority in the game and for a zombie 'apocalypse' it's pretty safe for survivors. --ϑϑℜ 12:00, 4 August 2009 (BST)
You're really a terrible troll. Here's a tip, you have to change up your material every so often or people get bored and ignore you. Start thinking up new things to post here so we have something different to respond to. It's really much more fun for both sides. Also, the trolling should have at least some basis on fact to make it semi believable. If it's too far fetched it's easy to ignore. The trolling that gets people excited is stuff that *resembles* reality...you just drool out random nonsense - it's not provocative enough to be good trolling. Keep at it though buddy, with a bit of practice you'll get there! --M4rduK 12:37, 4 August 2009 (BST)
At least we know why you post anonymously. If I was as brain damaged as you I wouldn't want my name associated with these posts either. Were you dropped on your head as a kid or has mum always called you gifted? Tell you what, give us a laugh and explain what it is you do that makes you so good at this game then? You do realise dying doesn't count... --Roorgh 19:13, 4 August 2009 (BST)
Um, waffles? ♥ Moonie Talk Testimonials 01:06, 5 August 2009 (BST)
Is that with or without maple syrup? --Roorgh 08:23, 5 August 2009 (BST)
*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart* --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 20:03, 4 August 2009 (BST)

AnonSantlerville found in donkey fucking scandal!

Now the dead bunnies are known for their rule abiding behaviour so we can't post the proof here but trust us, it's as good as anything AnonSantlerville has posted here. Poor Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam actually threw up a little inside his mouth. Due to the sick perverted acts committed by this deviant we're going to keep this section free from lies.

and please spare a thought for poor eeyore. Our thoughts go out to him during this traumatic time Violated donkey.jpg

Excuse me while I now attend counselling* --Roorgh 20:47, 11 August 2009 (BST)

*A stafam punch to remove the memory


Oi! Oy fock'n frew up moy own pelvis, an' cried alla da wata out'a moy 'andsome body. *PONCH!*

Fock'n look at alla dis wata!

Nob. -- Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 20:51, 11 August 2009 (BST)

lmao, "Anon"Santlerville raped a donkey to death! You're so silly Jack... --M4rduK 23:34, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Oi!. Silly bugga, Jack. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 23:41, 11 August 2009 (BST)

Update

Since the (not very) revelation yesterday others have come forward telling us how they too were violated by AnonSantlerville.

Evil Monkey said:
I asked him to stop but he just wouldn't. He told me I'd been a naughty zerger and that he had the proof. I tried explaining that I didn't know what zerging was but he wouldn't listen. Can we stop the tape now please?

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AnonSantlerville is a beaver

Based on the stirling work of our glorious leader and others we have established the identity of AnonSantlerville! From the picture below you can easily tell that the twat himself is none other than Jack Heins from the Dribbling Beavers. No wonder he didn't want to say who he was!

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Now as we know from the Dribbling Beavers, any action performed by a single member clearly represents the entire group (Calista herself bleated on about how we were all zergs based on the acts of a single member). Thus we can only assume that Jack Heins decided to pull this (badly executed) stunt with the approval of the entire beaver group. Thus all are clearly willing to troll via 'anonymous' accounts. Incapable of beating us in a fair fight they resort to these childish antics that even a 5 year old would be ashamed to admit to. Shame on you Jack, not for the trolling but for the piss poor trolling. --Roorgh 21:31, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Ugh, I hate to admit it but I actually gave the beavers more credit than they were due (which is hard to believe actually). This is a lame attempt even by their pitiful standards. Oh well, there goes the self-imposed radio/wiki silence from the Beavers. :P --M4rduK 21:39, 13 August 2009 (BST)
Tell me about it. I mean I knew the beavers were douches but to stoop so low and in such a cowardly fashion... Okay, the cowardly part was a given. --Roorgh 21:49, 13 August 2009 (BST)

You fuckEd up Jack, made Your whitEr than white group look just a little Bit grimieR. And stupider. I mean, come On! What were you thinking?! Go back to killing zombieS at revive points, you were much, muCh better At that. Leave the wikI Stuff to The grown ups. 'kAy? --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 21:54, 13 August 2009 (BST)

So Ja...I mean, AnonSantlerville, no comments? --M4rduK 17:09, 14 August 2009 (BST)
lol, it was fun while it lasted. I'm gonna go PK in some other suburb now. The drama in Santlerville has gotten stale.

PS you're all a bunch of niggers. --AnonSantlerville

Does that image look unrecognisable to anyone else? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:04, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Yep, but the jig's up! They have irrefutable evidence that I am the player JACK HEINS!!! Their evidence is as strong as mine. Truly they are pioneers in the art of detective work. -AnonSantlerville
That's why the screenshot is funny, Jack. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 12:10, 16 August 2009 (BST)
The fact that you would stoop to the level of racial slurs betrays both your ignorance and your lack of respect for this game. Jack, you're an embarrassment to the game and to the Beavers. DDR - are there no rules against using racial slurs on the wiki? You posted right after him and said nothing about it, so I assume it is ok? --M4rduK 13:14, 15 August 2009 (BST)
The Beavers are an embarrassment to themselves. Nigger chink spic. Oh, and btw, you are zergers. Just for the record.-AnonSantlerville
There is no civility policy, racial slurs are not vandalism. He's been warned for posting pornographic material, however. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 15:20, 15 August 2009 (BST)
That's sad really, because his words have been far more offensive than the picture. --M4rduK 12:31, 16 August 2009 (BST)

I did intend to simply delete any brain-dead response from Jack Heins (i.e. all posts) but I've now decided to leave the current ones. Why? because we literally couldn't paint Jack in as bad a light as he did himself. Way to go at making yourself look like a complete and utter cock. Moreover, what does it say about the Dribbling Beavers that they let such classy individuals into their team. Any other witty and intellectual comebacks in your repertoire? M4rduK: and they wonder why we don't want any of them in our forums. --Roorgh 13:54, 15 August 2009 (BST)

Image:1245703141387.jpg --AnonSantlerville

We're not sure why but Jack Heins seems to have posted a picture of himself. We've been informed that he's the one on the far right with the tattoo. Jack, you do realise putting photos of yourself online kind of hurts that anonymity you were yelling about so much at the start? --Roorgh 14:15, 15 August 2009 (BST)
Hah, I WISH I was the guy on the right. Hell, I wish I was anyone in that vid (except for the guy fucking the guy on the far right with the tattoo...too hairy) Man was that video hot. Also, just fyi, I love big thick dicks up my ass--AnonSantlerville
"Uploading inappropriate (eg. sexually explicit) images may be deemed to be vandalism and deleted as such without notice." - from Special:Upload. Since that's obviously sexually explicit, I've turned your image call into a link (but the Bunnies can revert that if they wish.) Linkthewindow  Talk  14:29, 15 August 2009 (BST)
By the way, said image is not safe for school or work (although if you're reading this at one of those locations, get back to work!) Linkthewindow  Talk  14:31, 15 August 2009 (BST)
As the image has been removed I feel to best highlight the maturity and character of Jack Heins it should be stated that the best response he could think of after using the word nigger was to post an image of several men having sex with each other, one of which (whilst it has been denied) we have been informed is none other than the Dribbling Beaver himself, Jack. The moral of the story is if you're going to trash talk the dead bunnies you'd better be good at it.
Q. As Jack was in the photo, was Calista behind the camera? --Roorgh 14:58, 15 August 2009 (BST)

M4rduK is a nignog!

I have undeniable proof that M4rduK is not only a blackie, but an emo dumbass as well!

Exhibit A: "That's sad really, because his words have been far more offensive than the picture."

--M4rduK commenting on how the gay pornography I posted (that was swiftly deleted) was not as offensive as the words "nigger" "spic" and "chink"

Exhibit B: A picture taken directly from M4rduK's Facebook page!

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Exhibit C: Getting butthurt over a single word + picture of a emonigger on facebook page = NIGGER

I rest my case. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by AnonSantlerville (talk • contribs) 09:41, August 17, 2009).

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... numbnuts -- boxy talk • teh rulz 11:03 17 August 2009 (BST)
tbh, I'm not really offended by any of it. But I do think that racial slurs are more offensive than non-explicit photos of gay sex... --M4rduK 16:21, 17 August 2009 (BST)
I don't know, seeing Jack Heins in that pose turns my stomach a little. Actually any photo of Jack would have likely done the trick... --Roorgh 16:33, 17 August 2009 (BST)
What's an emonigger?--Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 20:22, 21 August 2009 (BST)
A black emo, dur. Don't they have them in cockney london? --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 00:49, 22 August 2009 (BST)

Fake broadcasts, Jack Heins and the Dribbling Beavers

Is this a post about how it's so awful that people are impersonating our dear leader? No. This is a post about the level of stupidity you can only hope to find from people like Jack Heins and Calista Griffin.

If you want an example of the extremely poor trolling this is referring to see Oh Jack Heins, you silly knob.

We all know Jack Heins is AnonSantlerville. His stupidity in posting 'evidence' of our zerging that was so easily traced back to him was pretty high on the knuckle dragging meter. It wouldn't have been anywhere near as bad if:

  1. He hadn't made such a fuss over posting anonymously
  2. He wasn't so crap at trolling in general
  3. His evidence was on par with the efforts of a 3 year old

Having had his troll account here banned, Jack has taken to the same old pathetic attempts over the radio. Only Jack though would attempt to impersonate M4rduK in a well populated mall (iwitness). Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to troll in front of approximately 40 people!

It gets better though. Calista (bless her demented little eyebrow-less head) is so obsessed with the idea that we cheat that even when offered the chance to see the iwitness she believes we've made it all up! Don't believe me? 

[21:50:30] <calistagriffin> what do you want?
[21:50:48] <M4rduK> I heard you were looking for the person who was making fake broadcasts as me
[21:50:56] <calistagriffin> yes
[21:50:57] <M4rduK> I was wondering if you really wanted to know or not...
[21:51:22] <calistagriffin> well, i can only assume you will accuse one of my people, because you tend to lie a lot
[21:51:28] <M4rduK> haha
[21:51:35] <M4rduK> how about an iwitness of the person doing it?
[21:51:51] <calistagriffin> we've seen your photoshopped evidence before
[21:51:59] <M4rduK> not photoshop
[21:52:00] <M4rduK> iwitness
[21:52:14] <M4rduK> so in other words, no - you don't want to know
[21:52:37] <calistagriffin> well you can try. but i don't trust you so, i will view it with skepticism
[21:52:59] <M4rduK> I heard that you actually wanted to know, so I thought I'd approach you and give it to you in person since it IS someone in the beavers
[21:53:13] <M4rduK> but you obviously either don't care or already know
[21:53:16] <M4rduK> so whatever
[21:53:53] <calistagriffin> then if it's real show it to me
[21:54:03] <calistagriffin> if not, you're trolling and i don't care
[21:54:08] <M4rduK> http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_76-28__e79-584-468.html
[21:54:14] <M4rduK> it's anonsantlerville
[21:54:18] <M4rduK> aka jack heins
[21:54:39] <calistagriffin> oh what a surprise. you accuse jack

Here we have Calista, refusing to accept an iwitness report, the very same 'evidence' she used to whine about us zerging. It clearly shows the muppet Jack Heins doing an appalling impersonation but that's not good enough for high royal eyebrowness. It's not often you get to see such rampant refusal to accept what's right in front of you. What can I say? One's an idiot and the other is a blind stubborn idiot.

We keep hearing about the upstanding behaviour of the Dribbling Beavers but we've yet to see it. Calista was quite enthusiastic at trying to label all bunnies as zergers based on AiR. Based on her very own criteria all of the Dribbling Beavers must be pathetic trolls with the I.Q. of a small dead rodent. Jack Heins has clearly shown what kind of gentleman (cough racist cough) he is and here we see Calista essentially supporting him. So Calista I put it to you - why do you have a problem with black people? --Roorgh 22:48, 23 August 2009 (BST)

What's this about impersonation now? --♥ Moonie Talk Testimonials 23:34, 23 August 2009 (BST)
Nice red herring. If you have a problem with that character make a new section but don't try to divert the issue. This is about Jack Heins. --DTangent 23:42, 23 August 2009 (BST)
Here i was thinking it was about impersonation, if it was about Jack Heins then why did you only selectively include parts of the log?
[13:57] <calistagriffin> so, i can only assume where you got that. but it's not my problem, because jack's not in our group
Wouldn't it have been more fitting to include that aswell? ♥ Moonie Talk Testimonials 00:06, 24 August 2009 (BST)
Well we only have Calista's word that he isn't still with the beavers and we don't trust her... --Roorgh 00:42, 24 August 2009 (BST)

Who gives a shit? It's gone from Dribbling Beavers are zergers, to impersonators, to ignorant, to not-willing-to-see evidence. Who are you trying to convince, Bunnies? Because if it is your teammates, then you can just your "private forum". If it's the UDWiki community, no one cares, because the Beavers have been less than unremarkable since Sexy Rex left and we couldn't care less about what happens to them.

No one gives two shits that a rogue member of the Beavers has been impersonating you, it's irrelevant to the actual progression of the game and doesn't prove anything, other than the Beavers having employed a retard. Perhaps you don't understand that this whole idiotic and petty battle is marring your possible reputation as a great group. Every victory you've had, every conquest you've done, it just undermined by your squabbling with everyone. Are you guys even here to play? Or just stir shit on the game's wiki? Because the latter isn't achieving anything except distracting people from your in-game work. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 02:04, 24 August 2009 (BST)

Oh DDR, you silly goose! We're not here to impress anyone. We're not even here to "win the game". We're here to have fun. :) So if you don't give a shit about this, stop reading it - we don't really care either way. --M4rduK 11:13, 24 August 2009 (BST)
Well if having fun is sitting on your groups talk page frothing out slander, you should be running around ED making articles there instead. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 11:34, 24 August 2009 (BST)
  1. This game has progression???
  2. You'd better believe we want to distract you from what we get up to in the game. Can't have that getting out! Nope, that wouldn't do at all.
  3. We have our motivations for acting as we do. Whether or not they are clear or even acceptable to others is irrelevant.
  4. What's ED? --Roorgh 13:09, 24 August 2009 (BST)
Encyclopaedia Dramatica. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 13:30, 24 August 2009 (BST)
Erectile Dysfunction... --M4rduK 00:54, 25 August 2009 (BST)
but they say the drama is here on the wiki... --Roorgh 14:10, 24 August 2009 (BST)
What you're creating isn't drama. It's just an annoyance. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 14:15, 24 August 2009 (BST)
YouMad.jpg --DTangent 19:12, 24 August 2009 (BST)
Why thank you. --Roorgh 16:30, 24 August 2009 (BST)
Question. If you find it so annoying why are you reading any of this at all, let alone reading and posting? --Roorgh 16:40, 24 August 2009 (BST)
The Beavers have given their officially sanctioned response, as evidenced here. As you can see, we take care of our own... both directions. --BLusk 01:15, 25 August 2009 (BST)
We have indeed seen your response (and we assume Calista's). We won't be calling Jack a beaver again (but we'll definitely be labelling him a total muppet). What's the deal with Jack then? It's like we're watching him go through puberty or something (certainly the wit is of an 11 year old...) --Roorgh 14:39, 25 August 2009 (BST)
At this point, we're basically as uninformed as everyone else... Jack's not been in contact with us Beavers at all, and his actions have been inexplicable at best. --BLusk 17:09, 25 August 2009 (BST)

He spends all day with dripping wet beavers, and all night with his fist, and a box of tissues, what do you expect ? That is going to make anyone a bit crazy!!--Rottentinfish 14:51, 25 August 2009 (BST)

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Work up a sweat there Jack you Aryan god you ! --Rottentinfish 14:57, 25 August 2009 (BST)

Oh Jack Heins, you silly knob.

 26.06 MHz: "Hello. This is M4rduK, leader of the Dead Bunnies." (32 minutes ago)
 26.06 MHz: "I would just like to say that the Dead Bunnies are made up" (32 minutes ago)
 26.06 MHz: "of five people who all have many zerg alts." (32 minutes ago)
 26.06 MHz: "I am admitting that the Dead Bunnies are all zergers" (32 minutes ago)
 26.06 MHz: "I apologize for our niggotry." (31 minutes ago)


Can you explain to me your problem with black people? We really don't mind you calling us names, it's fun. But how is being black an insult? It's like saying we have a head, or we breathe air. Come on Jack, you put too much effort into your bullshit trolling over the last few weeks to let yourself down now. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 01:01, 23 August 2009 (BST)

He was perma'd. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 01:18, 23 August 2009 (BST)
D'awww!--Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 12:11, 23 August 2009 (BST)
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