Talk:Red Rum/Vasectomy Tour

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A marvellous idea!

Fantastic! In keeping with the spirit of things, I have vasectomised myself. I got a bit excited, and did it twice. Oh dear. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:03, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

You did it twice? I assume it was once for each testicle--Zagert 19:48, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

This is Karl we're talking about, so it's closer to one for each pair of testicles. --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 17:35, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

Inaccurate

Bias! Slander! Incompetan—Wait, Red Rum manages this page. But the first two are not redundant! You have clearly left out the Philosophe Knights' clearing of Woodroffe Mall (simply by showing up - I'm not kidding, they really did evacuate) in Tollyton due to your venomous hatred of Knowledge. I will see you all Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered for this! --DT^PK 02:18, 24 February 2011 (UTC)

I completely agree! Why, DevilAsh should be shot posthaste for this. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 16:14, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

I fear no bullet, my skin is riddled with shells from my own team. In other words, advancing ahead of the tour doesn't count, damnit >:( --Ash  ^{|  T  |  яя  |} 22:44, 13 April 2011 (BST)

Attend My Children!

It is I, your long absent overlord. I have woken from my torpor long enough to congratulate you on your continued success in liberating the meats and fluids of your enemies (and friends, and colleagues). Let the malls run red! --Zaruthustra^{Still a Mod in His Mind} 04:51, 29 April 2011 (BST)