Red Rum/Vasectomy Tour

The Big Red Vasectomy Mall Tour

It's shopping season! That means all PKers in Malton need to get to their nearest mall and start preparing for black friday.

Our job as Big Pricks (didn't need to change this bit, really) is to make sure those brave stores have all their materials protected from those looters and protected for normal citizens (no more George Romero-Sociopolitical referencing, promise).

To do this, we need to circle Malton's mall circuit, and have as many fisticuffs as possible.

Modus Operandi

Just head to the next mall on the list, and start shooting. If there are no survivors inside, debuild and decade, and possibly uninstall generators. Once a mall is empty, decaded and unlit, mark it off here (don't forget to update the danger report) and move on to the next on the list.

On the way it may be useful to ruin the nearest NT to the mall as well, so we can cut off the drug supply so that locals don't become addicted.

Equipment needed

• Bullets, lots of bullets
• Axe (if you want to help decading/degenning)
• FAKs and Needles (if you want to go the whole nine yards)

Destroying any Christmas lights or Fir Trees is entirely optional, but heartily encouraged

Route

[58,52] – [59,53] (bic) (statuses) (update) Nichols Mall One corner ruined, 2Z inside Spiderzed▋ 12:28, 24 November 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[32,44] - [33,45] (mpm-ic) (update) (mast statuses) (statuses) Ackland Mall Big Wade 23:52, 21 September 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[19,27] – [20,28] (bic) (statuses) (update) Caiger Mall Zombies tore down SW overnight. Rest of mall is still lit/barricaded. Roughly ~10 zombies inside working through remaining ~20+ survivors Mrthefter (talk) 10:34, 24 November 2024 (UTC)

Status: Skipped as it's already ruined.

[25,9] - [26,10] (bic) (statuses) (update) Calvert Mall Visited by The Scourge D M Penfold (talk) 19:38, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[43,9] - [44,10] (bic) (statuses) (update) Bale Mall Barricaded, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 11:33, 24 October 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[52,23] – [53,24] (bic) (statuses) (update) Stickling Mall All corners barricaded, some lit. AndyMatthews (talk) 12:34, 20 December 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[75,28] - [76,29] (bic) (statuses) (update) Dowdney Mall 3 zombies outside, 5 survivors inside. Barricades up, some lights on. --VVV RPMBG 03:09, 5 May 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete! Complete! Complete! Complete! Complete!

[92,7] - [93,8] (bic) (statuses) (update) Treweeke Mall South corners ruined. Mall is mostly deserted aside of a handful of zombies. Previous notice: GKers persistent: beware Edith, IG11, Sacre Bleu. Mrthefter (talk) 10:26, 24 November 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete! TBP Retired Here

[84,41] - [85,42] (bic) (statuses) (update) Giddings Mall --VVV RPMBG 02:59, 4 July 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[67,44] - [68,45] (bic) (statuses) (update) Tynte Mall All lit up, no one inside though. --VVV RPMBG 03:44, 20 July 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[85,65] – [86,66] (bic) (statuses) (update) Mitchem Mall "... Mitchem Mall has lights on ..." Zashiya (talk) 16:40, 13 June 2023 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[99,77] - [99,78] (bic) (statuses) (update) Lumber Mall Doin' fine. --VVV RPMBG 04:20, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[90,79] - [91,80] (bic) (statuses) (update) Joachim Mall Joachim Mall now back in zombie hands. All but the upper left corner ruined. Bottom half at VSB, upper left possibly at EHB. --User:Humanish 01:45, 7 November 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[66,55] – [67,56] (bic) (statuses) (update) Hildebrand Mall 3 corners ruined Spiderzed▋ 23:28, 20 November 2024 (UTC)

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[62,62] – [63,63] (bic) (statuses) (update) Woodroffe Mall Spiderzed▋ 21:00, 22 November 2024 (UTC)

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[78,73] – [79,74] (bic) (statuses) (update) Blesley Mall 26.05 MHz: "Blesley Mall is empty! I'm the only one here! Help!" --VVV RPMBG 19:36, 9 June 2024 (UTC)

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[52,80], [53,80], [53,81] (bic) (statuses) (update) Pole Mall 26.00 MHz: The mall is barricaded with no zombies outside the structure. Sirbradock (talk) 13:30, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

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[49,98] – [50,99] (bic) (statuses) (update) Buckley Mall 2 corners ruined, only small zombie presence -- Spiderzed▋ 21:03, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

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[20,81] - [21,82] (bic) (statuses) (update) Tompson Mall all corners EHB and lit Johnny Alderman (talk) 23:23, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

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[28,76] - [29,77] (bic) (statuses) (update) Marven Mall Powered and barricaded on all corners. Dummy991 (TALK) 12:18, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

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Recruitment drive

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