Red Rum/Vasectomy Tour

The Big Red Vasectomy Mall Tour

It's shopping season! That means all PKers in Malton need to get to their nearest mall and start preparing for black friday.

Our job as Big Pricks (didn't need to change this bit, really) is to make sure those brave stores have all their materials protected from those looters and protected for normal citizens (no more George Romero-Sociopolitical referencing, promise).

To do this, we need to circle Malton's mall circuit, and have as many fisticuffs as possible.

Modus Operandi

Just head to the next mall on the list, and start shooting. If there are no survivors inside, debuild and decade, and possibly uninstall generators. Once a mall is empty, decaded and unlit, mark it off here (don't forget to update the danger report) and move on to the next on the list.

On the way it may be useful to ruin the nearest NT to the mall as well, so we can cut off the drug supply so that locals don't become addicted.

Equipment needed

• Bullets, lots of bullets
• Axe (if you want to help decading/degenning)
• FAKs and Needles (if you want to go the whole nine yards)

Destroying any Christmas lights or Fir Trees is entirely optional, but heartily encouraged

Route

[58,52] – [59,53] (bic) (statuses) (update) Nichols Mall All corners ruined; 1-2 zeds on all corners. Jacks LeRoy (talk) 10:51, 7 March 2025 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[32,44] - [33,45] (mpm-ic) (update) (mast statuses) (statuses) Ackland Mall EHB, lit. AndyMatthews (talk) 06:45, 26 February 2025 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[19,27] – [20,28] (bic) (statuses) (update) Caiger Mall A last-minute siege of Malton's most famous mall resulted in one final zombie conquest. --VVV RPMBG 03:53, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

Status: Skipped as it's already ruined.

[25,9] - [26,10] (bic) (statuses) (update) Calvert Mall Visited by The Scourge D M Penfold (talk) 19:38, 25 November 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[43,9] - [44,10] (bic) (statuses) (update) Bale Mall Barricaded, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 11:33, 24 October 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[52,23] – [53,24] (bic) (statuses) (update) Stickling Mall All corners barricaded, some lit. AndyMatthews (talk) 12:34, 20 December 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[75,28] - [76,29] (bic) (statuses) (update) Dowdney Mall EHB, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 18:17, 9 January 2025 (UTC)

Status: Complete! Complete! Complete! Complete! Complete!

[92,7] - [93,8] (bic) (statuses) (update) Treweeke Mall South corners ruined. Mall is mostly deserted aside of a handful of zombies. Previous notice: GKers persistent: beware Edith, IG11, Sacre Bleu. Mrthefter (talk) 10:26, 24 November 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete! TBP Retired Here

[84,41] - [85,42] (bic) (statuses) (update) Giddings Mall EHB, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 17:31, 18 February 2025 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[67,44] - [68,45] (bic) (statuses) (update) Tynte Mall Ruined, dark. AndyMatthews (talk) 07:37, 27 February 2025 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[85,65] – [86,66] (bic) (statuses) (update) Mitchem Mall "... Mitchem Mall has lights on ..." Zashiya (talk) 16:40, 13 June 2023 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[99,77] - [99,78] (bic) (statuses) (update) Lumber Mall Doin' fine. --VVV RPMBG 04:20, 17 June 2024 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[90,79] - [91,80] (bic) (statuses) (update) Joachim Mall Joachim Mall is fully barricaded and lit. Christmas lights abound. Dislycan (talk) 21:43, 17 February 2025 (UTC)

Status: Complete!

[66,55] – [67,56] (bic) (statuses) (update) Hildebrand Mall safe for now, but many zombies outside Mike411 (talk) 08:03, 7 March 2025 (UTC)

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[62,62] – [63,63] (bic) (statuses) (update) Woodroffe Mall Spiderzed▋ 21:00, 22 November 2024 (UTC)

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[78,73] – [79,74] (bic) (statuses) (update) Blesley Mall 26.05 MHz: "Blesley Mall is empty! I'm the only one here! Help!" --VVV RPMBG 19:36, 9 June 2024 (UTC)

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[52,80], [53,80], [53,81] (bic) (statuses) (update) Pole Mall 26.00 MHz: The mall is barricaded with no zombies outside the structure. Sirbradock (talk) 13:30, 29 August 2024 (UTC)

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[49,98] – [50,99] (bic) (statuses) (update) Buckley Mall 2 corners ruined, only small zombie presence -- Spiderzed▋ 21:03, 18 November 2024 (UTC)

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[20,81] - [21,82] (bic) (statuses) (update) Tompson Mall all corners EHB and lit Johnny Alderman (talk) 23:23, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

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[28,76] - [29,77] (bic) (statuses) (update) Marven Mall Powered and barricaded on all corners. Dummy991 (TALK) 12:18, 30 June 2024 (UTC)

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Recruitment drive

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