Talk:The Malton Bureaucrats

I'd be glad to join you guys. --J Koo

KleenARMY

we need ur kind rejoin us --Kcold 19:09, 18 October 2006 (BST)

Josephine's Generals

On behalf of the Josephine's Generals I would like to welcome you to Wykewood. We've been operating in the area for a rather long while now. If you need anything, stop by our forums, our talk page, the Wykewood talk page, or one of the two hospitals in the suburb. --Sgt. Expendable ^JG 19:26, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for you help during these trying times. It is always nice to see our elected and appointed public servants kicking ass. Great job. You are true allies. Rolo Tomasi 16:10, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

So, we're mostly all back @ the hospitals. Are you guys alright? Do any of you need revives? If so feel free to drop into our boards and post. Or if you need help collecting fines from those pesky living dead. Rolo Tomasi 16:00, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

The Gore Corps

Falkenberg, I was hurt by your "zombie spy" accusations. I was just looking for this tanning bed the RRF has heard so much about. That deep, dark tan was so near...so very near.... Be seeing you soon. BARHAH! --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 00:07, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Goolina, DAHLINK, you dont need a tan...you're fine the way you are. Well, you know...besides the whole Gore Corps thing. You really can't blame Flakenberg...really. :) BRA *cough* BRAH *coughcough* BRAH *spits* CAIGER!--RebelReefer^Groupless 16:53, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

I'd lolz at that, but then my lower jaw would fall out and roll around on the floor unfetchingly. I wish you guys wouldn't hold my being revived against me though, especially since the harmanz in your area are so needle-happy. If I'm going to spend a good part of my time as a harman, at least allow me the dignity of a shopping spree in Marven Mall. We zambahz can pull off the whole "pantsless" look, but it really is quite unbecoming to a recently revived gal. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 05:07, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh please...pants? We all know the pants are just a ruse and you're stuffing the pockets with lifted shotgun shells that you'll only use on poor Harmaz like me. Besides, pants or no pants, lower jaw loss will forever be unfetching dear. Also, if I could bulldoze the needle happy harmanz, I would be most elated. I'm preaching all the time about the ill effects of bringing their enemies back to life...and to hold Preston. Alas, a large portion of the population in the mall is somewhat complacent...not to mention soft and juicy no doubt. At any rate, I'll save a headshot for you if I see you in the mall. Maybe we can share an orange julius at the food court before hand though...and fear not...I'll leave my pants at the motel so you wont feel too out of place. :) --RebelReefer^Groupless 16:04, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Sassy boy! Alas, my problem finding pants stems more from the difficulty of locating a style that complements the advanced state of decomposition one goes through after spending so much time undead. Maybe after we take over the mall, I can get the RRF to open a zambah specialty store catering to the pantsless among our ranks. Oh, and do you mind if I share a defensive strategy with you? Push the juicy, juicy harmanz in front of you when we get inside. We might be so aluggishly stuffed that you'd be able to make a quick getaway.--Goolina _{Gore Corps} 00:55, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Falkenberg, I took your name off the hit list. I think four times killed is enough to make the point. Unless, of course, you still demand that I pay the "fine" you insist I owe. --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 22:45, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Scratch that. Looks like someone's back on the hit list. Your warm and bloody heart with be the perfect way to tell that special someone "Happy Valentine's Day." :) --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 06:28, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Wow

Just found this page- the group ethics are brilliant. If only I had a spare alt... --Karloth Vois ^RR 15:34, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

TZH

Team Zombie Hardcore doesn't fill out paperwork, because thats right, we are too busy rocking the fuck out of everyone else's shit. You don't like it? Too bad, fucking deal with it BABY! BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!--Tiger Striped Dog 16:19, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

You are customer number 913,217. Now serving Customer 3. Repeat, Customer 3. We'll get to you. Ya know, eventually. Dst3313 21:41, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Legion of the Octopope

The Legion of the Octopope wishes to offer your organisation an alliance. We have completed the necessary paperwork and require only your signature here and here, your initials here, here, here and here. We also require that a formal response be delivered to our discussion page at the above address once all forms have been deemed in order and the proposal discussed by the relevant committees. As you can see, our organisation operates in Ruddlebank, Foulkes Village and Wykewood. --Nuabreed 19 February, 2007

The Central Bureaucracy has assigned a high grade civil servant to discuss your proposal and make sure all the I's are dotted with the correct size font. Mr. Cargill will be with you shortly. Dst3313 21:41, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

We have made three copies of all documents relating to the alliance. They have been dispersed to the various temples for distribution to our junior staff. All related memoranda have been drafted and semt on. You may consider the alliance in effect as of now. Have a nice day.--Nuabreed 23:49, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Spreading the Admin

Hello Malton Bureaucrats! It is most excellent to learn that there are other Administrators and Bureaucrats in Malton and that I am not alone in trying to keep up with the paperwork. I really didn't know you existed before I decided on my career in post zombie-invaded Malton.

I am the St. Mathew's Hospital Administrator and I look after the paperwork for the SW corner of the suburb of Santlerville. This is a fully functioning Hospital and is kept powered and fuelled to run the Xerox machine.

Although you are several suburbs away, I am comforted to know that Bureaucracy is only a board-motion-agreed, webcasted committee meeting away (by appointment). I'll continue spreading the Admin, here in my own satellite office as soon as I manage to retrieve my filing cabinet from the barricade.

St. Matthew's Hospital Administrator.--Sunil 21:11, 7 April 2007 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Active? Request.
	In order to maintain the wiki as an up to date source of information groups are occasionally removed from the Suburb pages when they are no longer active. Is this group still active? If so simply confirm here by writing something below. If not it will be removed from suburb pages in 14 days.

Currently the suburb in question is Wykewood but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thanks.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 16:28, 24 July 2008 (BST)

	Group Inactive?
	No reply has been recieved as to whether this group is still active. The 14 days have passed and as such the groups link has been removed from suburb listings. If the group is again active please feel free to revert these changes

--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 09:51, 8 August 2008 (BST)