Template talk:Viking

Ok.. This is just untrue. Vikings might just beat pirates, but they are just as useless against the real ultimate power. --Niilomaan 20:13, 27 July 2006 (BST)

What?? Hamsters? You're right, of course. Everyone has to face the fact that if Hamsters could just get organised, they would rule the world with an Iron Paw. Their first choice for ultimate henchmen would be Vikings however (closely followed by Ninjas and then Pirates). –Ray Vern phz ^•T 23:56, 27 July 2006 (BST)

I think you got the facts all wrong. Ninjas are the real ultimate power, and they do now bow to anyone. Hamsters are tough, I know, but they are only pawns of walruses. One walrus could take like 100 hamsters, least. Your Vikings do not fit in the picture. Never did and never will. --Niilomaan 08:42, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Pirates are far more important than Ninjas or Vikings. Haven't you heard? The declining number of pirates is directly linked to global warming. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 08:46, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Yeah. Heard. But pirate is nothing but a viking without the cool hat. --Niilomaan 08:59, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Vikings don't have hats. Pirates have hats. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 09:09, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Pirates wear bits of cloth wrapped around their heads...not hats. I have to say that I'm beginning to favour pirates over ninjas. No ninja could stand against the Dread Pirate Roberts! I guess that's why ninjas spend so much time hiding and trying to keep their secret shame out of the public eye. Vikings are what Pirates were in the Good Old Days, before the Dark Times....before the Empire. –Ray Vern phz ^•T 09:51, 28 July 2006 (BST)

	THE EMPIRE
	Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!

That Empire? –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 11:53, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Xoid...yes...of course THAT Empire...(or do I mean the British Empire..*shrug*...almost the same thing I guess *8-) ).

Aren't you a little short for a Viking? But seriously. Ninjas can't be seen, can't be heard, can't be killed. And they don't have any "secret shame". Even if they have, least it's so secret that no one knows about it. --Niilomaan 11:56, 28 July 2006 (BST)

I agree...Ninjas can't be seen and can't be heard. They are very well practised at hiding, mainly because they do it a lot - they have to, otherwise there wouldn't be any ninjas. Vikings and Pirates don't hide, because they can handle anything that finds them.–Ray Vern phz ^•T 13:56, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Why does ninja hide? Because it CAN. And if you piss off ninja, you are dead before you see it. I bet ninjas control the whole world by now, we just don't know it. Or why do you think that pirate numbers ARE declining. Ninjas are too sweet to directly take on those smelly sea-people. --Niilomaan 16:32, 28 July 2006 (BST)

So now we get the truth. Ninjas hide because they are really cute and cuddly teddy bears and if they show themselves no one will take them seriously!! ALL should fear the Ninja Care Bear Academy - making Ninjas sweet since the Kamakura Shogunate. (I think I'll stick with the Vikings and Pirates...at least they have alcohol and bawdy sea shanties rather than cuddles and the deadly Care Bear Ninja Stare). –Ray Vern phz ^•T 11:05, 29 July 2006 (BST)