The Bampfyld Arms
The Bampfyld Arms |
the Bampfyld Arms
Molebank [16,44]
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The Bampfyld Arms
The Bampfyld Arms is located at coordinates 16,44 in the suburb of Molebank in Malton. Wine, beer and mobile phones can be found here.
In the center of the bar stands a curious sight. There are 3 large pine trees which have had all their branches stripped. The door opens and your eye catches a flash from something on one of the trees.
On closer inspection, you realise that there are things tied to all three trees. Your eyes open wide and you step back and fight the desire to puke. Your revulsion, however, gets the better of you and you taste the bitterness of your last meal. No, it couldn't be, could it? Attached to the trees are the scalps of notable zombies.
History
Before the outbreak the Bampfyld was an infamous den of iniquity and a thoroughly good bar. Before 24 hour opening, this bar had camp beds for the diehards. The pub also had the best pool and darts teams in Malton, having won both championships on seven consecutive occasions.
Suffice to say, MOLEBANK KICKED ASS. Unfortunately, since there was a lot of Irish blood in the population, it did happen that the populace tended to kick their own ass.
Former Head Quarters of the Umbrella Corporation--Airborne88T Zom MIS 11:39, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
Barricading Policy
This building is to be barricaded to extremely heavy at all times.
Interesting Facts
- Management will not serve draught beer until the zombie apocalypse is over. You heard it customers. You want daught beer? Kill ALL of the zombies first.
- Current drinking champion: Celt Mac Éireann.
- The Malton Good Beer Guide gave the Bampfyld Arms a rating of 2.5/5
Malton Good Beer Guide
Slightly dangerous and slightly dull in equal measures, average selection of beers of tap, and a not particularly enthralling selection of spirits, which includes the locals who were more than happy to break in and eat a few of us. The neighbouring Necrotech Building was quite handy, but in my opinion the lack of close ammunition availability lets this pub down even more than the absence of quality potato and maize based snacks (Stalkers Crisps and Monster Crunch, please). Apparently there are 3 trees in the middle of the pub with zombie scalps hanging from the branches, well it could have been the liver slaying quantities of passable booze I consumed here but I didn't spot them. Mediocrity rules supreme at The Bamfyld Arms - Rating 2.5/5