The Burchell Arms Regulars/Ruin

The Burchell Arms Regulars The Snug - Crumpled Up Newspaper - Staff Cleaning Rota - Broken bottles, Painkillers & the Jukey - Syzpid's Hobby Cupboard - No! No! The beer barrels go in the cellar! - Cabbie Sam's Dartboard (AKA The Deadbeat List) - The Burchell Arms Employee Of The Month! - Jesus Sante's Patented Drinks & Cocktail Menu Burchell Arms Specials Over the course of several months, BAR Co-Owner Rockefella Plaza (Rocky) perfected this drink. Curiously, his mental and physical health declined steadily throughout the creation process. It is with mixed feelings that we present this drink special. On a positive note, it is delicious and it brought us the Rockefella Plaza that we know today. On the negative side, it brought us the Rockefella Plaza that we know today. Before (artist rendition): After: Rocky's Road to Ruin Served in a lowball glass, neat: 2 parts gin 1 part copier toner (yellow or red acceptable) 1 part clam juice dash of ketchup onion zest garnish with warfarin pellets (or hazelnuts, as you prefer) Mix into shaker with ice Rocky insists on singing "It's raining men" while he shakes the drink; we think it's optional (the shaking, that is). Pour. Drink. Wince. WARNING: This drink ruins lives.