The Malton Milkmen

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The Malton Milkmen
Abbreviation: TMM
Group Numbers: 7
Leadership: Short Ling
Goals: Filling cereal bowls across Malton.
Recruitment Policy: By request (See our Recruitment page)
Contact: Forums,

The Malton Milkmen, formed in early July of 2006, are a dedicated group of dairy product distributors, brought together by a common love for the things that come out of a cow. Despite a decreased demand for milk in the wake of the quarantine, these men remain united, to fight the zombie hordes and deliver 2%, whole, and skim when called for. Although milkmen form the core of the group, survivors from any walk of life are welcomed.


  • The Malton Milkmen are out looking for milk. You might not see them around that often any more.


The Malton Milkmen are always looking to recruit new survivors - regardless of skill level, age, gender, or degree of lactose intolerance. To join, sign up at our forum and be sure to introduce yourself in this thread.

Recent Events


November 2009

  • November 1 - The Malton Milkmen celebrate Halloween by showing up, then leaving.


December 2007

  • December 25 - The Malton Milkmen celebrate Christmas by ensuring that all cookies in Malton are accompanied by a refreshing glass of milk.

November 2007

  • November 14 - The group's activity has slowed, thanks to the cold weather making dairy cows uncooperative and unwilling to lactate.

August 2007

  • August 28 - The Milkmen have retreated back to Lamport Hills and are holding the Smith Arms against a horde of 30 some zombies.
  • August 20 - The Malton Milkmen, having mostly been revived are once again distributing dairy products at Bale Mall.

July 2007

  • July 8 - The Malton Milkmen move to Yagoton to help recover the suburb from the recent mall siege.

June 2007

  • June 24 - The Malton Milkmen prepare to leave Lamport Hills and move on to greener... pasteurs.
  • June 1 - The Malton Milkmen initialize Operation Casein, the goal of which is to maintain The Braddick Building, the mobile phone mast in Lamport Hills, which is rarely operational.

May 2007

  • May 31 - The Malton Milkmen reach Lamport Hills, and begin helping survivors in the area.
  • May 2 - The Malton Milkmen prepare to move from Roftwood to Lamport Hills, once they have finished gathering experience and supplies.

April 2007


December 2006

  • December 7 - The Malton Milkmen assemble and move West to aid the survivors in the Caiger Mall area.

October 2006

  • October 1 - The Malton Milkmen form an alliance with The Abandoned, a larger group operating in the same area as the Milkmen.

September 2006

August 2006

  • August 15 - The Malton Milkmen begin an extended expedition to Lamport Hills to deliver milk.

July 2006

  • July 24 - The Malton Milkmen prepare to re-group in Yagoton to more effectively combat the Zombie hordes.
  • July 5 - The Malton Milkmen are officially formed with two members.


Name/Player Profile Wiki User Page Level Name/Player Profile Wiki User Page Level
Short Ling (Head Milkman) Short Ling 41 KarlitoHomes ? KarlitoHomes 35
kuyariel ? N/A 19 Synth X ? Synth X 28
Driaquer ? Driaquer 41 Beettaa ? N/A 2
Coco1993 N/A 37 Charles Lindberg ? N/A 41
Private Graham ? Private Graham 22 Kaho ? N/A 1
Question mark indicates that member is possibly inactive.


This Group Supports

Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

DairyProducts.JPG Dairy
This user or group supports the distribution of dairy products for all of Malton's Citizens.

Our Identification:

Milkman.jpg Milkman
This user is a milkman.
Cows.jpg Cows
This user supports the addition of cows to the game, because drinking condensed milk is getting old.