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This User is American, and will say, "Happy 4th o' July!" to all survivors he meets on July 4th, even in the middle of a Mall Siege.

Description and/or Story

A Military chef, sent in with the Scouts. Currently a member of The Malton Milkmen .

Driaquer has always been somewhat of a... loose cannon, often directly disobeying orders in interest of either self-preservation, or what was happening in his region. By the second time he didn't go where Short commanded, he was able to bring up the fact that all members there were killed, and that he was alive (and not there). Adding to the problem, he refused to budge from his safehouse inside a PD (the Waterlow in Hollomstown) when the order to move came again. However, he finally agreed to head to the Mall in Roftwood after some... Negotiating with Karlito (and his Zed).
As time goes on, he proves to be rather useful. Now that he (generally) follows orders, he can be used for various crucial operations. Planning a route and then selecting potential and scouting those candidates for use as safehouses is one of them.
Becoming trenchcoaterish in recent times, he enjoys the plentiful supply of Zeds in the mall. However, many have seen him healing people like a madman. What is the cause of his erratic behavior and rapid changing in activity styles is known only by him.
Moving on to Greener Pastures, he has arrived in Bale Mall, aiding Survivors interested in Bale Mall.
Due to the recent disappearance of the Milkmen, Driaquer is the sole active member in the group. Having fled Lamport Hills, he has found himself in Dowdney Mall, and has been a little jumpy, what with the amount of PKers and over-zealous Trenchie Bounty Hunters. His attempts to re-establish the Milkmen have had no effect.
Profile link: Driaquer


You Will Bring Me A Taco

Rogues Gallery Comments

A Rant on the RG

I would like to know why "Killed for Association with Red Rum" (like this ) still can get you on RG, since Red Rum has actively expressed that their goal is to kill EVERYONE...

Stats (Human)

  • 42 Zombies Annoyed`
  • 03 Humanitarian Services Performed (PKers, GKers, RKers, Zpys, Asshats, n00bs, etc.)
  • 04 Players Revived
  • 10 Times Asked "Really Die?" (09 Times Responded "n")

`Actual number is probably waaaay higher.

Stats (Zombie)

  • 05 Zeds tenderized (dropped to <10HP)
  • 02 Zeds cannibalized
  • 00 Survivors chewed
  • 00 Electronics Smashed
  • 00 Times Headshoted


Please shoot/hack/maul/chew on sight:

  • Betaguy. He is an annoying GKer and PKer, and now a member of Red Rum (apparently, he never left (Correction, he left and now claims DARIS as his home)). I suggest you kill him on sight in interest of public safety... Oh, and yes I do see how this could be considered a whinny vendetta. But frankly, I don't care.

PKers I've Identified

SpankyMalone (screenshots were lost; Sorry)

Shiv Jones (IWitness)

Betaguy (Nuff Said)

KyIe the Feared (damn Cap'i... screenshot )

Zpys I've Identified

  • None


The Award Short gave me.

Important Templates

800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png American
This user is American.
Male.jpeg Male
This user is male.
This user is a Republican.
Milkman.jpg Milkman
This user is a milkman.
Cows.jpg Cows
This user supports the addition of cows to the game, because drinking condensed milk is getting old.
DairyProducts.JPG Dairy
This user or group supports the distribution of dairy products for all of Malton's Citizens.
ProjectEvil.png Project Evil Member
This user is part of Project Evil, and is plotting to destroy you and everything you hold dear, unless you pledge your loyalty to them.
Conspire.PNG UD Mod Conspiracy
This user is onto the Mod Conspiracy, and we've got our eye on you too!
Damn.gif ... Wha?
This user just doesn't care.
Bored.jpg Sorry, what was that first part again?
This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.
Books.jpg Centers Of Learning Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Centers of Learning Policy & acknowledges that all libraries, schools, zoos, and museums in the city of Malton are considered safe places. No survivor in one of these locations may be killed for any reason unless that survivor is a specified enemy of this user or group.
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Church.png Rescue
This user thinks that adding 1 AP to the revive cycle is pointless.
Rogers.jpg Mr. Rogers Style!
This user or group plays as Mr. Rogers would. They are non-violent as long as there is peace. Start something, however, and expect the wrath of Mr. Rogers and his whole neighborhood.
Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.
Balance scale.jpg Fair Tactics Player
This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.
No-Tolerance.GIF No-Tolerance
This User or Group supports the No-Tolerance Policy, and does not tolerate PKers, GKers, or zombie spies under any circumstance, and will attack them on sight. You have been warned.
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Skulls.jpg No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
Drama Levels
Face-grin.png No drama around? Are we still in the Urban Dead Wiki ?
Face-wink.png There is little drama. Slow mondays ?
Face-smile.png Situation normal. There is some drama, but no one is going to die.
Face-sad.png Misconbitration! Drama all around the wiki!
Face-surprise.png Drama levels not seen since Wikigate!
Firefox.png Firefox User
This user uses Firefox.
Fire.jpg Hell
This user is going to Hell.
Zergrush1.gif ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.
Squad.jpg Firing Squad
This user thinks we should just shoot everyone who uses a capital "i" instead of a lowercase "L" and get it over with.
Noose.jpg The Ropes
This user thinks we should show everyone who uses a capital "i" instead of a lowercase "L" the ropes.
Gun.jpg Bang!
Driaquer wants everyone who uses a capital "i" instead of a lowercase "L" to die.
Sad face.jpg Unpopularity
This user is ranked 484th (209 links, Jan 24 '08) on the most-linked to pages list!
Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Rictor Stilwell has given Driaquer a cookie for having a nice stealable navbar.
Visited Bale Mall
This user has visited Bale Mall.
Visited Hildebrand Mall
This user has visited Hildebrand Mall.
Visited Dowdney Mall
This user has visited Dowdney Mall.


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