The Template Junkies/Templates We made

These are templates that we have made!

Darth Sensitive

	Allez Cuisine!
	This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.

{{Kaga}}

	GOOOOOOOOAL!
	This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.

{{WorldCup}}

	Zombish
	HGhARRZ NMnGBHAaGB NMRZHAMZ RZBZHAaBGRZ zHRmbARRZh.

{{Zombish}}

	Zombese
	mmzazbz?aa-bzzn,n.nnn,aa-bz?n.z! aaz?z,n.nnzhz?aa-zz-znnzn.z?n.bg.

{{Zombese}}

	Zomban
	Rb-BgGRa MGmAgBAAg MRaBR RaHaBAGbRa ZHGhAaAGm.

{{Zomban}}

	Morse Code
	- .... .. ... / ..- -. -.. . .- -.. / ..- ... . .-. / ... .--. . .- -.- ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-

{{Morse}}

	B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
	This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

{{Banana}}

	CSI
	This user is a Corpse Sentience Investigator.

{{OutbreakWriter}}

	Zombie Karaoke
	This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses.

{{Karaoke}}

	DHPD Deputy
	This user has been deputized by the Dunell Hills Police Department.

{{DHPDally}}

	DHPD
	This user is a DHPD officer.

{{DHPDmember}}

{{DHPD}}

Paradox244

Misc.

	Fire is Pretty
	This user thinks that fire is pretty.

{{PrettyFire}}

	Mmmm, cheese…
	John Doe really, really likes cheese.

{{Cheese|User=John Doe}}

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

{{Guns}}

	Teetotaler
	Jane Doe does not drink.

{{Nobooze|User=Jane Doe}}

	Gramear
	This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki.

{{Gramer}}

	C4NT Approved
	C4NT heartily endorses this product and/or service.

{{C4NTapproved}}

	An Adventurer is Me!
	Richard Roe plays The Kingdom of Loathing

{{Adventurer|User=Richard Roe}}

	I'm Smarter
	This user is smarter than you.

{{Smartest}}

	Bang!
	John Doe wants Richard Roe to die.

{{Kill|User=John Doe|Victim=Richard Roe}}

	Body Count
	Jane Doe has killed 531.7 zombies.

{{Bodycount|User=Jane Doe|Number=531.7}}

	Colossus
	This user or group is part of the New Malton Colossus.

{{ColosusSmall}}

	Antichrist
	John Doe thinks that Richard Roe is the Antichrist.

{{Antichrist|User=John Doe|Otheruser=Richard Roe}}

	Du Nu Nu Nu...
	John Roe can touch this.

{{Touchthis|User=John Roe}}

The Template Junkies

We make templates. Lots of them.

{{TemplateJunkies}}

The Discussion Page!

You discuss things here.

{{Discussion}}

	Template Junkies!
	This user is a Template Junkie!

{{Junkie}}

	My Name is Inigo Montoya
	You killed my father. Prepare to die.

{{InigoMontoya}}

	Gone Forever!
	This user is celebrating Amazing's permaban.

{{AmazingPermaban}}

	Optimus Prime
	The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass.

{{OptimusPrimeSmall}}

Religions

	Christian
	This user is a Christian.

{{Christian}}

	Jewish
	This user is a Jew.

{{Jewish}}

	Muslim
	This user is a Muslim.

{{Muslim}}

	Buddhist
	This user is a Buddhist.

{{Buddhist}}

	Hindu
	This user is a Hindu.

{{Hindu}}

	Taoist
	This user is a Taoist.

{{Taoist}}

	Atheist
	This user is an atheist.

{{Atheist}}

Political Parties

American

	Democrat
	This user is a Democrat.

{{Democrat}}

	Republican
	This user is a Republican.

{{Republican}}

	Green
	This user is a member of the Green Party.

{{GreenParty}}

	Libertarian
	This user is Libertarian.

{{Libertarian}}

British

	Labour Party
	This user is a member of the Labour Party.

{{Labourparty}}

	Conservative
	This user is a member of the Conservative Party.

{{Conservativeparty}}

	Lib Dem
	This user is a Liberal Democrat.

{{LibDem}}

Australian

	Liberal
	This user is a member of the Liberal Party.

{{Liberalpartyaustralia}}

	Country Liberal
	This user is a member of the Country Liberal Party.

{{CountryLiberal}}

	Labor Party
	This user is a member of the Labor Party.

{{Alp}}

Thari

	Scientology Friendly
	This user is Scientology friendly for his actions and knowledge on Dianetics.

{{Scientology}}

	zOMG Picard
	This user recognizes Jean-Luc Picard as his only and true master.

{{Hipnopicard}}

	Kitten Basket
	This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.

{{Kittenbasket}}

Sonny Corleone

	Attack of the Clones
	Attack of the Dupe Clones!

{{AttackoftheClones}}

	Jesus Cries
	This User hates bad Suggestions that make Jesus cry.

{{Cry}}

	Toenail
	If my toenails smelled like peanut butter I'd shave them.

{{Toenail}}

	It's Good to be the King
	This user thinks it's good to be the King.

{{King}}

	I am Sonny!
	This user claims to be Sonny Corleone.

{{Sonny}}

	Gangsta Rap
	This user is correct that it's not the East or the West side, North or the South side, but the Dark Side.

{{Vader}}

	OMG BUDDHIST MONKS ON FIRE
	This user believes that any Suggestion involving fire should have Buddhist Monks on Fire.

{{Monk}}

	Tusken Raider
	WOOT SNORT ALLAH ACKBAR!!

{{TuskenRaider}}

	Flying Spaghetti Monster
	This user has been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

{{FSM}}

	Spies
	This user thinks Coolo is the greatest spy ever.

{{Spying}}

	SNAKE IS DEAD
	Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

{{SnakeisDead}}

	The Sky is Falling!
	This survivor thinks that the sky is falling and is freaking out accordingly.

{{ChickenLittle}}

	Hamters in the Basket Supporter
	This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

{{HamtersInBasket}}

	MGB Day
	On the 27th of May, this User celebrates MGB Day - the day Mattiator Got Banned.

{{Champions}}

	Optimus Prime
	The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.

{{OptimusPrime}}

	Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
	This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!

{{Juggernaut}}

	ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
	This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

{{ZergRush}}

	Mario the Pimp
	This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.

{{MarioPimp}}

	Greedo
	This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

{{Greedo}}

	ZOMGMINOTAURS
	This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.

{{Zomgminotaurs}}

	Pulp Fiction
	Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

{{PulpFiction}}

Jeglowek

	This user > poo
	Jeglowek claims to be better than crap.

{{Crap|User=Jeglowek}}

	TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!
	This user has been exposed to chemical pollution and thinks like a purple tentacle.

{{Tentacle}}

	Gnap! Gnap!
	This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!

{{Gnap}}

	Cake or Death?
	this user has been known to visit the latest show at Club Izzard [86,64]

{{Izzard}}

Reaper with no name

	Scientist
	This user is a Scientist and is probably off reviving someone.

{{Scientist}}

	Just Die Already!
	This user is hoping that Caiger Mall falls soon, because it's about damn time!

{{Just Die Already}}

	Spam Bait
	This user makes a lot of logical bad suggestions.

{{Spam Bait}}

	Too Many Templates
	This user puts way too many templates on their page.

{{Too Many Templates}}

	The Final Sign of the Apocalypse!
	One of Mr Aushvitz's suggestions was implemented!

{{Apocalypse}}

	Suggestions
	{{{User}}} has made {{{Number}}} suggestions as of {{{Date}}}

{{Suggestions Count|User=your name|Number=number of suggestions made|Date=today's date}}

	Nerf This!
	This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.

{{Nerf}}

	PKer
	This user is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor.

{{PKing}}

	Templates
	{{{User}}} has made {{{Number}}} templates as of {{{Date}}}

{{Template count|User=your name|Number=number of templates made|Date=today's date}}

	Third Siege of Caiger Mall
	This user helped take down Caiger Mall!

{{Third Siege of Caiger Mall}}

	Alien
	This user is an alien.

{{Alien}}

	Male
	This user is male.

{{Male}}

	Female
	This user is female.

{{Female}}

	Why are you still reading these?
	This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.

{{Too Much Free Time}}

	Too Strong!
	This user thinks that {{{thing}}} {{{is/are}}} too powerful and should be weakened.

{{Too Strong|thing=whatever you think is too strong|is/are=is or are, depending on grammar}}

	Private
	This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.

{{private}}

	Scout
	This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations.

{{scout}}

	Medic
	This user is a medic and is probably off healing the troops.

{{medic}}

	Consumer
	This user is a consumer and is probably off looting a mall.

{{consumer}}

	Roses are Red...
	Violets are Blue. This user can rhyme; Don't you wish you could too?

{{rhyme}}

	Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
	This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.

{{Locked doors}}

	Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
	This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.

{{Generator Carry}}

	Run For Your Lives!
	This Zombie's Packin' Heat!

{{Gun zombie}}

	Ouch!
	That's definitely gonna leave a mark!

{{Ouch}}

	Compulsive Template Maker
	This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates.

{{template maker}}

	Collector
	This user has so many {{{thing}}} that they have to categorize them into groups.

{{Collector|thing=whatever you have way too much of}}

	DUDE! It's a Template!
	This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.

{{Dude}}

	Food
	This user's favorite food is {{{food}}}.

{{Food|food=favorite food}}

	Sorry, what was that first part again?
	This user has ADD, so don't expect them to pay much attention to anything.

{{ADD}}

	Templates
	{{{User}}} has {{{number}}} different templates on {{{his/her}}} page as of {{{date}}}.

{{Templates on page|User=you|number=number of templates|his/her=his or her|date=today's date}}

	Stop Holiday Imperialism!
	This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.

{{Holiday imperialism}}

	Just Nuke the Place!
	This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...

{{Nuke Malton}}

	{{{Holiday}}} List
	This user wants {{{gift}}} for {{{Holiday}}}.

{{Gift list|Holiday=holiday you are celebrating|gift=what you want}}

	SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP...
	This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world.

{{Lots of Letters}}

	Thanksgiving
	This user {{{protests/supports}}} the mass murder of turkeys for Thanksgiving.

{{thanksgiving|protests/supports=however you feel about it}}

	Colors
	This user's favorite color is gray.

{{Colors|favcolor=your favorite color (changes the border and background colors)|othercolor=any other color (for the header text)}} Make sure that the colors you enter are recognized by the wiki (check them here).

	Dolphins
	This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.

{{Dolphins}}

	Full of Crap
	{{{User}}} thinks that {{{thing}}} {{{is/are}}} full of crap.

{{Full of crap|User=you|thing=whatever you think is full of crap|is/are=is or are, depending on grammar}}

	IT NEVER ENDS!
	This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.

{{Frustration}}

	Weapon of Choice
	This user's weapon of choice is {{{his/her}}} {{{weapon}}}.

{{Weapon of Choice|his/her=his or her, depending on grammar|weapon=your favorite weapon}}

	Calculus
	This user really hates calculus.

{{Calculus}}

	Urban Dead
	This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?

{{Urban Dead}}

	Discussion Page User
	This user actually checks the Discussion Page.

{{Discussion Page User}}

	Fight Fire with Fire!
	This user supports the griefing of griefers.

{{Fire VS Fire}}

	Don't Nerf Mah PKing!
	This user is sick of people trying to nerf PKing.

{{Don't Nerf PKing}}

	Blessed by Zombie Jesus
	This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?

{{Zombie Jesus}}

	Sad Template Maker
	This user wishes that more people would use their templates.

{{Sad Template Maker|his/her=his or her, depending on grammar}}

	Zombie Santa's coming to town!
	This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas.

{{Zombie Santa}}

	Happy Template Maker
	This user is happy that so many people use their templates.

{{Happy Template Maker|his/her=his or her, depending on grammar}}

	Mrh?
	This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.

{{Mrh Cow}}

	No Life
	This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and {{{action}}}.

{{No Life|action=action}}

	What do you mean I can't use an axe?!
	This user can't understand why zombies are not allowed to use fire axes.

{{Zombie Axe}}

	Implemented!
	This user has gotten {{{number}}} suggestions implemented!

{{implemented|number=number|suggestion(s)=suggestion or suggestions, depending on how many}}

	"Free" Running?
	This user believes that Free Running works by {{{how}}}.

{{Free Running|how=how you think it works}}

	Shameless Plug
	This user shamelessly plugs pages they like such as [[{{{page}}}|this one]].

{{Plug|page=address of the page}}

	Curse You Encumbrance!!!
	This user carries around a lot of crap.

{{encumbrance}}

Phoenixshade

In-game character: Maynard G Krebbs

	Have a Nice Day!
	This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.

{{HappyShare}}

	DON'T PANIC!
	Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

{{HGG|User=Ford Prefect}}

	Template Whore
	This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?

{{TemplateWhore}}

	grammer sux!
	this user could give a crap less about such things as speling grammer capitalation puctuation or the integrity of the english language as a hole it all sux

{{NoGrammar}}

John Taggart

	Malton Citizens Broadcast
	This user or group follows the Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol, and uses the callsign Callsign

{{Radio2|your callsign here}}

	Cruxshadows > You
	This user is a fan of the Cruxshadows and proud of it.

{{Cruxshadows}}

	"Rescue 51, ten-four! KMG-365!"
	This user is a fan of Emergency!

{{EmergencyFan}}

Zombie slay3r

	Tetris Addict
	This user is addicted to Tetris.

{{Tetris}}

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

{{Axe}}

	Seagal > Norris
	This user knows that Chuck Norris is Steven Seagal's bitch.

{{StevenSeagal}}

	What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
	This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.

{{ReviveMe!}}

	Math fun
	This user thinks that math is awesome.

{{Goodmath}}

	Scientology Unfriendly
	This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.

{{ScientologyUnfriendly}}

	Slapnuts
	This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".

{{Slapnuts}}

	PK Count
	This user has PKed some people.

{{PKcount}}

	In Need of WikiRehab
	{{{User}}} is addicted to recent changes.

{{Recent Changes Addict}}

	We love Lachryma!!!
	{{{Name}}} loves the hot Russian lady!!!

{{Lachryma}}

 {{Lachryma|Name=your name}} 

	War On Sheep
	This user or group is sick of survivors acting like lame sheep. Zombies are supposed to be the herd creatures, not the living!

{{Waronsheep}}

	PK Deaths
	{{{User}}} has been Pked {{{Number}}} times.

{{PKdeaths}}

	Revive Count
	{{{User}}} has revived {{{Number}}} people.

{{ReviveCount}}

Aco

	Chuck Norris Sucks!
	This user thinks that Chuck Norris isn't that cool, he's just a cowboy.

{{Antichuck}}

	Pseudo Zombie
	This user needs more sleep.

{{Sleep}}

'STER

	Bandwagon
	This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.

{{Bandwagon}}

	Malton Fire Department
	This user is a member of the MFD.

{{MFD}}

	Supporter of Dam Tactics
	I stand against.

{{Dam}}

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