UDWiki:Administration/Sysop Archives/Sexylegsread/2012-09-07 Promotion

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This page is an archive of Sexylegsread's Promotions candidacy, which was unsuccessful. If you wish to speak with this candidate, please use their Talk page.

Sexylegsread

This place needs some cleanin' up from a real elder statesmen. --CyberRead240 09:31, 7 September 2012 (BST)

• Against - You clearly don't meet requirements #2 and #3 and I'm surprised you would even bother to nominate yourself. What a waste of time...--Nallan (Talk) 09:48, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  makes you look good, by comparison, though... -- boxy 15:13, 8 September 2012 (BST)

  what would you even know m8--CyberRead240 09:50, 7 September 2012 (BST)

• Question Why the socks? --I'm not the Ross UDWiki needs, I'm the Ross it deserves. 11:42, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  I like to leave something to the imagination. Why give it all away without having them work for it?--CyberRead240 04:55, 8 September 2012 (BST)

• Although you have no recent edits, I'm inclined to Vouch based on your strong history of insightful comments in the administrative section. Question - Do you believe in life after love?--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 12:44, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  That's a tricky one. I once loved. I was an English explorer and she was a native girl. Daughter of the village chief. We were on an expedition in Western Papua and, upon tripping on some jungle vine, I was assisted back to my feet by the most amazing woman I have ever encountered. Her eyes were as brown as the hue of her skin, and her nose flatter than the Sahara Desert. However, it was when I laid eyes on her sagging, bare breasts that I remembered a childhood furiously masturbating to my fathers copies of National Geographic Magazine. Suddenly all of my youthful exuberance returned, and I suddenly felt alive again. Later that night I made love to her in a teepee. "You are beautiful, my little coco pop", I said to her. She grunted in approval. Later that week I was shipped back to England and I waved my love goodbye from the shores of Port Moresby. I may not be with her anymore, but my love for her still burns like a raging forest fire. So, I do believe there is life after love, but only if you can hold onto it enough to keep it a part of you forever.--CyberRead240 04:55, 8 September 2012 (BST)

  Against - I hate coco pops.--Shortround }.{ My Contributions 16:22, 8 September 2012 (BST)

• Vouch - Only a man with guts like SexyLegs can clean up this place from being a pussfilled place for boring, whimpering mimsies, and turn it into the drama filled anger pool that it so deserves to be. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:38, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  Jed could also achieve this in a heartbeat but we all know what the current sysop cliche will think of that. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:40, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  I say, old bean, to whom are you referring when you use the term cliché? ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 14:33, 11 September 2012 (BST)

  Nooo don't be harsh english not my first langui! A ZOMBIE ANT 23:04, 11 September 2012 (BST)

• Against, as Nallan. -- Johnny Twotoes 14:17, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  Careful, that's a dangerous road you're on there. —Aichon— 15:36, 7 September 2012 (BST)

• Question - If the current wiki sysops were in the Big Brother house, which one would you evict first? More importantly, what food would you throw at them as you kicked them out? —Aichon— 15:36, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  This is a stupid question and, frankly, I won't bother to answer it. --CyberRead240 04:55, 8 September 2012 (BST)

  Nah-uh. Your nomination is stupid. Against. —Aichon— 06:49, 8 September 2012 (BST)

• Strong Vouch - I still need to sign up for .2 Cool. I miss those days. -- Thadeous Oakley Talk 16:29, 7 September 2012 (BST)
• Question - Where the fuck have you been? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:38, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  Answer: Was I ever really gone? --CyberRead240 04:55, 8 September 2012 (BST)

• Question - How much spam would a spambot have bought if a spambot could have bought spam? -- Spiderzed█ 19:15, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  12--CyberRead240 04:55, 8 September 2012 (BST)

  Thanks for your answer. Judging from it, my vote is *ZOT* -- Spiderzed█ 17:32, 8 September 2012 (BST)

• Question - Where were you from January 2011 to August 2012? Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 21:31, 7 September 2012 (BST)

  I was very busy playing Angry Birds--CyberRead240 04:55, 8 September 2012 (BST)

  I am jealous of your free time. Against. Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 23:50, 8 September 2012 (BST)

• fuck off against --User:Sexualharrison04:59, 8 September 2012

  nah, you fuck off--CyberRead240 05:00, 8 September 2012 (BST)

• against - obviously intelligent, obviously committed... obviously a jackass -- boxy 15:11, 8 September 2012 (BST)
• This vote is of no value whatsoever. Except to reinforce the Againsts. -- †  talk ? f.u. 15:09, 10 September 2012 (BST)
• Question - WOuld you agree this wiki needs moar Hello Kitty? ^♥♥ Cutey Snugglekins ♥^♥ 16:15, 10 September 2012 (BST)

  Look I'm not going to pander for votes. Hello Kitty is gay as fuck.--CyberRead240 05:55, 15 September 2012 (BST)

• Question: Same as Aichon's, but seriously now, I've got money riding on the answer. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 15:10, 11 September 2012 (BST)

  Big Brother is some gay ass shit. I don't understand the obsession. My first action as sysop will be to banhammer anyone who mentions that shitty fucking show, fuck off.--CyberRead240 05:55, 15 September 2012 (BST)

  Big Brother is an essential part of the Urban Dead community. Given how staggeringly out-of-touch you have revealed yourself to be, I must disapprove your candidacy. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 10:38, 15 September 2012 (BST)

• Question: If i vouch you, would you stop posting crap in my user talk page ? --hagnat 03:01, 12 September 2012 (BST)

  LOL that's sexualharrison, not sexylegsread! :D --Shortround }.{ My Contributions 23:00, 13 September 2012 (BST)

  nevermind then, dun even know who dis basterd is --hagnat 22:09, 14 September 2012 (BST)

  thank ye fer reminding me--User:Sexualharrison02:33, 15 September 2012

  Fuck you hagnat you brazillian caunt lane. As if you don't remember the glory days. Eat a dick.--CyberRead240 05:55, 15 September 2012 (BST)

  luv ya 2 legs :*

  in a more serious note, yeah, the basterd has been around the wiki for as long as i remember bein here myself... sadly, bein ancient does not mean bein active... i consider myself to be inactive and i have more edits in the past two months than you have in the past three *YEARS*, So, sorry but i cant vouch you now --hagnat 16:39, 15 September 2012 (BST)

• Call me, maybe?--SA 19:48, 13 September 2012 (BST)

  Hey, I just came back on the wiki, and its still so gay, but here's a self-nomination, now let me ban cunts--CyberRead240 05:55, 15 September 2012 (BST)

  Where have you been? I had things that needed your attention. Important things! Things I can't remember. —Aichon— 19:51, 13 September 2012 (BST)

  I like cars. It's not my fault! :C --SA 19:54, 13 September 2012 (BST)

• Hurry up and promote this douche already. 22:11, 14 September 2012 (BST)

  Thank you, it's obvious as fuck that I'm needed around here.--CyberRead240 05:55, 15 September 2012 (BST)

Yep, anyway. Sadly, Rejected, as sexier people than I have said, you fail several of the criteria, seem to have no knowledge of Borehamwood, and have made no wiki edits at all in the last two weeks. So I'm getting out my pretend veto stamp. Hugs. --I'm not the Ross UDWiki needs, I'm the Ross it deserves. 20:38, 28 September 2012 (BST)