User:Airborne88/Plans

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	This user is part of Project Evil, and is plotting to destroy you and everything you hold dear, unless you pledge your loyalty to them.

This idea for this page was stolen from Axe Hack who stole it from A Helpful Little Gnome

Evil Plans

I am a member of Project Evil And Aspire To Rule The World!

Mice

• Start training an army of "Special Forces Mice" who will be released into the wild and in turn train and arm other mice. "The Great Kitten Wars" are upon us. If we keep our mouse allies well armed and adequately funded victory will soon be ours!! (If they lose: Well, screw it they were just mice)

Pizza

• Begin operation to poison all dairy cows in north america there by making it impossible to produce cheese, and in turn impossible to make pizza. 5 months prior we liquidate all "Evil Assets" and invest in frozen pizza to be stored in secure under ground bunkers. At the height of the "Pizza Famine" we will start a pizza delivery service. The slackers of the world will be so grateful they will declare Me.. er.. Us. Rulers of the World!!

Phase 1 (Underway): Ordered Pizza last night became obsessed with the "garlic dipper sauce". Began wondering if plan should be expanded to include wiping out "dipper sauces"...

Kitten Nazis

• Create Society dedicated to eradicating kittens from the wiki! Why? Because there is nothing more evil than messing with kittens!!!

Phase 1 (Complete): Malton Inhumane Society created!!

Phase 2 (Underway): Wiki users are being hunted for their disgusting practice of displaying pictures of kittens on their pages.

Phase 2-Shot To Pieces: I have been informed that this could be "Spaming" and possibly vandalism of user's talk pages. Nuts!! Foiled Again!!

Fake Soda Dispensers

• Start a factory that makes trick Soda Dispensers, the dispensers will be distributed to every restaurant, fast food joint, boweling alley, pub, and similar business possible. The catch is they will only dispense soda in one of two ways: 1. Too much syrup and no fizz or 2. All fizz with no syrup.

I am unsure of how this will further my plans of world domination, but I believe it is sufficiently Evil none the less.

Evil Resources

1. A full list of Stupid Plot Tricks suggested by Vkkhamul
2. Evil Plot Generator
3. Evil Quotes

Interesting Links!!

(Not Evil, but still funny)

AIRBORNE88's Interesting Links

A few links for your amusement

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