User:Klentis Maccabee

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Klentis Maccabee, Manager McZeds Wykewood, Chair, The Fighting Cephalopods

The Fighting Cephalopods - Miskatonic University Alumni Association

Go Pods!

Are you an alumni of MU? Are you interested in joining The Fighting Cephalopods, the MU Alumni Association? Follow the contact information on The Fighting Cephalopods page, or come talk to me at my job in Wykewood. Members need not be exclusive to the Cephalopods, and can mantain any other group or individual status while proclaiming their love of their alma mater for all to see! Go Pods!

Taco Stand Past

After the failure of my short live "Taco Stand" in South Blythville, I've decided to move to Wykewood and join forces with (sell out to) the man. That's right, get ready for South West Malton's first McZeds franchise!

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This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.


Hey Josephine's Generals!

Hey Old Arkham Republic!

Hey Lockettside Boys!

Hey Blythville Gang!

Hey all other groups and unaffiliated loners suffering grumbling tummies in South West Malton! Your cries for hot, juicy, fast and affordable food have not gone unheard! The grand opening of your glistening new McZeds is upon you now like bowel-shattering diarrhea at Chilcott Auto Repair.

Warring groups are asked to discharge weapons away from the Kid's Kompound and the manager's head if at all possible. Birthday parties can be accomodated with advanced notice and completion in triplicate of all 320 liability-release forms.


Klentis Maccabee, McZeds Wykewood Manager. (

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This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
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This user or group supports Vantar's Safehouse and respects its neutrality!

Employement Opportunities

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McZeds Wykewood is currently hiring for all positions:

  • Fry Cook
  • CorpseMeat Processor
  • Secret Saucifier
  • Cashier
  • Zombish Translator
  • Quality Control and Meat Supplier

Post applications here-in.

HURRAH! My Zombah!

This zombah used to run with the super-cool group AU10!

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This user crushes safehouses with the Hammer of Barhah!