Sharky here is a person. A person who loves lemons and killing things
Lieutenant Shark
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Male
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| This user is male.
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Jesus Cries
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| This User hates bad Suggestions that make Jesus cry.
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GAS MASK USER
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| This user wears a gas mask for protection against the bad zombie smell.
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Just Nuke the Place!
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| This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
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DOOM
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| Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up.
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Axe Crazy
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| This user has an axe. Do not cross them.
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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Damn that Bush
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| The ass that failed to give any support to Malton when the outbreak occurred.
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It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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Not One Step Back, Comrades!
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| This user thinks that the Soviet Union was awe-inspiring during WWII
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Mrh?
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| This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
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PK Count
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| Lieutenant Shark has PKed 25 people.
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Report Bounty Hunters
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| Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.
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Malton Inspirational Channel
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| Because it's nice to hear something more friendly than screaming zombies, from time to time.
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OMFG COMMUNIST WIKI
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| This user thinks that the wiki was a communist creation. He also thinks all those who use the wiki will eventually become communists. Therefore, he fully supports the use of wikipedia until the whole damn world turns communist.
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Right to bear arms
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| This user supports the Second Amendment.
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Mighty Bullshit Wand
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| This user or group supports the use of the magical bullshit wand to educate users with bad suggestions.
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Cats
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| This user loves cats.
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Player Killer
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| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.
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World Domination
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| This user has plans for world domination.
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Buddhist
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| This user is a Buddhist.
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... Wha?
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| This user just doesn't care.
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Anti-Bureaucracy
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| This user hates bureaucracy and encourages wiki-revolution!
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Dual Nature
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| This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature.
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Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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I arz stoopid!!1one!1eleven!
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This user is a complete idiot and should not be on the wiki.
w00t!
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Anarchy!
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| This User or Group supports the ideal of absolute equality and freedom: anarchy! They will stop at nothing to ensure that the deadening, repressive institutions of government and capitalism are kept out of Malton.
Politicians and stockbrokers: BEWARE!
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Have a Nice Day!
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| This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.
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Fascists
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| This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies.
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Joseph Stalin: 1878-1953
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| Stalin: Superior to Lenin, crueler than Hitler, absolute despot of the USSR, Time's "Man of the Year" twice, mentor and architect to communists, and the unmatched murderer of all human history.
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Revolution
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| This User or Group supports the belief that zombies are the true revolutionnary force in Malton, created by the capitalists to destroy capitalism.
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Scorched Earth Policy
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| This user or groups believes that very dangerous areas should be abandoned to the zombies to prevent them from feeding and to minimalize casualties.
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Scorched Earth
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| This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.
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Genuine Murderer
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| "PKers don't sip tea with DEM by day and frag them with a happy little laugh by night. We kick their asses, take their names, and promise them more in return if they give us any further shit. We're not here to be nice guys who are a thorn in the side of the establishment." -Headless Gunner
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Optimus Prime
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| The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.
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grammer sux!
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| this user could give a crap less about such things as speling grammer capitalation puctuation or the integrity of the english language as a hole it all sux
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Template Whore
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This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page.
I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!?
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