User:SGT J0NES

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SGT J0NES
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Joined: 2007-06-09
Character class: Military
Favorite equipment: gunz, knife,othes crap
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: ALIVE
Character group: Game-Cavemen(applying)
Character stats: Unknown
Journal: No journal for SGT J0NES
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Current Location: Fort Creedy

Description: "Find me and you will see"

"My story":

"My squad was suposed to be paradropped into Fort Creedy two days after the outbreak, unfortunately a storm suprised the pilot and the plane bursted into flames after a lightning struck on the right engine. We all escaped the plane, missing our target and beeing scattered around the suburb of Edgecombe. I was lucky and landed on a roof nearby a police departement, of cource i took cover there, cause i knew there would be ammo and other useful stuff. The next day i walked around the suburb, without finding anyone from my squad, exept the burned body of the pilot. I cutted his limbs off, just to secure that he couldn´t move if he would rise up as a zombie. Then i walked onward..."


I talk: ALIVE, JAYY, hooray!!

16.10.08: It´s been a year since i logged in here last, I have died defending Creedy, again...

06.11.07: Have been at Creedy for some time now, sorry that i havn´t wrote here in a while...

14.09.07: Heading back towards Creedy, im resting in some building in Pegton and it seems safe. Im now LVL 13 (or was it 12), hooray...


03.09.07: Done and done, i have stayed at/near by Perryn and now i have some new skills, all to the stupid zombies that just hang around perryn. Die idiots, DIE!!!

23.08.2007: Still at perryn, planning to go on an "Raid-and-secure" mission to some hospital/PD, or then i´ll just go and confim my recruitment at G-C

22.08.2007: I just got to perryn and there´s about 18 zeds outside, i stabbed some of them just to know that they´e are in weak condition and could be easyly killed. Unfortunately it seems that no-one needs my generator, but i´ll find a (useful) plase to dump it, sooner or later.

??.??.????:I´m STILL trying to leave and assist the rebuilding of Fort Perry, but some doomed newbies where overbarricading the Creedy gatehouse, and torn it mostly down after that. There was 2 zeds inside so I killed one (dumping it outside after that) and rebuild the barricades to VSB, VSB - no more, no less. I ran out of ammo so I whent to the armoury to get more, well I think that 112 survivors can kill a lonsome zed.

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To be continued