User talk:Dijon Sanders

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Welcome

Hi Dijon! Not quite a complaint, but I wanted to welcome you to UDWiki on behalf of Project Welcome! If you have any questions or need any help, feel free to reach me at my talk page anytime. Have a great day! Bob Moncrief ^EBD•W! 07:06, 28 February 2018 (UTC)

Thanks Bob! I'm sure I'll bug you eventually.--Dijon Sanders (talk) 20:04, 2 March 2018 (UTC)

Uncle Califattie

You're my favorite uncle who is named Gary and is on UDwiki. -- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}01:37, 12 June 2018 (UTC)

And you're Uncle Califattie's favorite nephew. Dijon Sanders (talk) 15:39, 12 June 2018 (UTC)

yey that makes me feel special inside. And outside. And west side. Represent. -- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}02:26, 14 June 2018 (UTC)

Bruh, let us put a jihad on this phat sack of purps. Dijon Sanders (talk) 17:01, 15 June 2018 (UTC)

We will destroy the red haired yellow skinned monsters today. By burning them! -- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}01:52, 16 June 2018 (UTC)

'Tis Rashid's will! We will burn all of the kush monsters that plague the land. Dijon Sanders (talk) 17:39, 18 June 2018 (UTC)

It is sinful to mock people and it is sinful to consume intoxicants. Do not mock people and do not consume intoxicants. Marijuana is haraam. Also, shirk is not a joke. Stay away from shirk. Even when joking, it is wrong to promote shirk. May Allah guide you, brothers in humanity. --Old Man of the Mountain (talk) 09:10, 23 June 2018 (UTC)

Habibi, listen, 'Tis Rashid's will to vanquish all of the sticky icky red-haired infidels in the land. Dijon Sanders (talk) 18:11, 25 June 2018 (UTC)

Genesis 9:3 ESV "Every moving thing that lives shall be food for you. And as I gave you the green plants, I give you everything." Good to see something that good Christians and good Muslims can both agree on. Smo queed erryday, God wills it.-- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}19:50, 25 June 2018 (UTC)

User:Dijon Sanders/alts

Hey, I moved your user page on your alts to User:Dijon Sanders/alts (you had the URL as the page name). --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:21, 13 June 2018 (UTC)

My apologies, thanks for your help Dijon Sanders (talk) 23:49, 13 June 2018 (UTC)

A Call to the True Religion

Son of Adam (PBUH), I call you to the true religion- Islam. Islam is the answer to humanity's problems. Islam is the path to Jannah (heaven). Islam is the path to truth, wisdom and knowledge. I enjoin upon you to read an English translation of the Noble Quran (I highly recommend the translation by Yusuf Ali), to submit yourself to Allah, to join the Muslim Ummah as a brother in Islam and to repent to Allah for your sins (I am also a sinner).

Fear Allah. Bear in mind, brother in humanity- we will have to account for our deeds on the Day of Judgement. You do not know how much longer you have to live. Every soul shall taste death. To Allah you will be returned. Brother in humanity- I call upon you to read an English translation of the Quran and to learn the true religion. Do not die in a state of disbelief. We all must submit to Allah. Even your shadow prostrates to Allah. This matter is not to be taken lightly. We must be thankful to Allah for His revealing the Quran- that we may be freed from the darkness of ignorance and turn towards the light. I hope that you take the Shahadah and that you believe in Tawheed. The page for Rolt Heights Caliphate has a link to scientific proofs for the Quran, if you want to see how science and evidence proves the Quran. May Allah guide you.

--Old Man of the Mountain (talk) 09:07, 23 June 2018 (UTC)

I had a vision of Rashid whilst in the midst PCP fueled rampage. He asked me to pass along a message to you. He said, "Tell the Old Man of the Mountain that he will be the first of a new generation of Muslims. He must start wearing a burqa and assume the identity of a female. He must also start smoking that sticky icky". He also said some other shit about me being very handsome and strong, idk, I quit listening after awhile. Dijon Sanders (talk) 18:11, 25 June 2018 (UTC)

Hey, that's a strange coincidence. I too had a vision from God while undergoing the holy communion of snorting Angel Dust. In it, The Lord Himself told me, "shit shit, I forgot to say, Rashid must also wear pretty long false eyelashes at all times underneath that burqa of his, and talk in falsetto at all times and all places. Pass it on to Dijon, k?" I had no idea what this divine message meant, until now. Truly the Lord works in mysterious ways, praise the Lord. Also He informed me that, in order to achieve basketball greatness (thereby fulfilling the prophecy), I should work on my fadeaway shots from the three point line and find a partner to practice setting my pick, because in His divine wisdom, He noticed that my screening techniques is getting rusty. Also also, He recommended to me the second book from His award-winning YHVH trilogy, the New Testa-something or another, and... ***spoiler alert***

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***spoiler alert*** Jesus gets killed by the Pharisees. I mean, holy shit, they killed off the main character and it's not even a third of the way through! The absolute madmen! How can they even do that, the story was totally hinging on the big reveal that he really was God all along, and everything! And then they straight up kill him off! Holy shit! Hooooly shit! I'm going to need to light a lot more herb to calm down, I'm shaking so hard, I did NOT see that coming! -- ^{FoD PK Praise Rando!}19:26, 25 June 2018 (UTC)

WOT? indeed!

I have nothing to do with your little spat with The Dead. Why do you hurl barbed words in my direction? --𝔇𝔦𝔧𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰 (talk) 14:56, 11 September 2019 (UTC) Hi, Dijon; no, sorry about that mix up. Some guy named "Gardenator" was cussing at me about something I didn't even do. I don't have a problem with anybody in The Dead. I was talking to Gardenator, not you, Dij. I have no probs with you at all. (Love your food pics, lol) He's some grammar-nazi, is all; I intend to ignore him in future and I suggest you do the same. ;) Catherine Cushing (talk) 20:42, 11 September 2019 (UTC)

Update looks good, Dij. *thumbs-up* Again, sorry about the misunderstanding. Oh, I did shift the Revivification userbox down a bit so it was in the "Revives" area. I think that looks better. :D Catherine Cushing (talk) 04:59, 13 September 2019 (UTC)

No sweat, pal. --𝔇𝔦𝔧𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰 (talk) 14:56, 12 October 2019 (UTC)