User talk:Don D Crummitt

Please use the appropriate heading for your grievences

Feel free to hurl as much abuse as you want at this shitty little page. Marvel at my lack of Wiki-skills, be amazed at my unique ability to use the word "fuck" as fucking punctuation and stand in awe as the insults accumulate. But remember, despite whatever you write, I still love you. Even if the rest of the world thinks you're a cunt.

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Sexual Requests

Out of curiosity, would "Fuck You!" count under this heading? –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 15:36, 24 May 2006 (BST)

Only if you were watching. Otherwise it would be under Onanistic Requests which would be a bit pointless. Don D Crummitt 16:03, 24 May 2006 (BST)

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Cyberbob240/A Bothan Spy's Very Own Private Section (If you feel the need to talk)

Template

What's with that template? You know the one I'm talking about. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 22:26, 24 May 2006 (BST)

Probably has something to do with Don's sense of humour, which is a bit on the cheeky side. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 01:01, 25 May 2006 (BST)

What, the monkey one? I quite like it. Although, admittedly, it is an ape. Don D Crummitt 09:20, 25 May 2006 (BST)

*rolls eyes* The other template. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 09:23, 25 May 2006 (BST)

The meaning behind "Cyberbob240 Do Your Schoolwork" was bloody obvious, as I said, it's due to Don's cheeky sense of humour. The other one wasn't there when I wrote my comment, but it's bloody obvious too; It has to do with the claim that 10,000 monkeys with 10,000 typewriters could (eventually…) write Shakespeare. (Do I need to spell the analogy out for you? I hope not.)

PS: Is it that obvious that the idiocy on the suggestions page has gotten me worked up? –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 09:53, 25 May 2006 (BST)

Oh that one... Just a bit of a friendly dig. Don D Crummitt 09:25, 25 May 2006 (BST)

A dig that doesn't make sense...wait. How did you know that I have exams? --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 09:28, 25 May 2006 (BST)

Because I'm omnipresent and all knowing. A bit like God, only wihout the powers of creation. Don D Crummitt 09:48, 25 May 2006 (BST)

PS But I' working on that. Don D Crummitt 09:49, 25 May 2006 (BST)

Activity

Why don't you do anything besides...well, nothing? What is the point of your sojourn on the wiki if all you do is insult me on your user page? I dunno... just a random thought. It just seems a little strange to me. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 11:45, 26 May 2006 (BST)

1) I like insulting you. It's fun. I did try to restrain myself at first, but then I thought, meh, you sound like you deserve it. 2) I'm actually brushing up on my Wiki skills at the moment. I pretty ignorant of, as you no doubt have guessed, all things wiki. Plus I'm at work most of the time or, funnily enough, studying, so I don't have time. Don D Crummitt 12:36, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Heh, nice joke dipshit. Exams are over, so no more studying to be done for me. Time to find something else to insult me about.

PS: When the hell were you trying to reserve yourself? --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 12:48, 26 May 2006 (BST)

I wasn't trying to make a "joke" per se, but I was making reference to my earlier insult of you, I am actually studying. I'm self teaching biology if you must know.

Anyhoo, you're 15, so you're still ripe for the whole "go and do your homework" thing. Or I could just change it to, "Go to your room, it's past your bed time". Whatever works for you. Don D Crummitt 12:53, 26 May 2006 (BST)

That's 12 years older than you, bucko. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 12:54, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Oooooh, handbags at dawn! Don D Crummitt 12:55, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Or in your case, purses. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 12:56, 26 May 2006 (BST)

PS: Where are you brushing up on your wiki skills? The only edits you've made are in response to me or to vote on things. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 12:56, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Purses? Eh? I just mean reading stuff, studying other peoples code, looking at the wikipedia site and things like that. Obviously practice is the best policy, but I'm afraid of fucking stuff up, and encurring that wrath of another teenage flame warrior. Don D Crummitt 13:00, 26 May 2006 (BST)

May I also ask exactly why you've started a vendetta against me over one argument? What are you, 5? Come on. It's a little ridiculous. I've had numerous arguments with Xoid, and he and I are friends. I've also had arguments with Mpaturet, the Bobs, Grim... the list goes on, and we're all now on good terms. I see no reason why you can't do the same. This would be the perfect way of starting to work your way back into people's good graces. Unless you want to be considered a whining n00b for the rest of the time you spend here... Think about it. I'm offering you a (sincere) chance at reconciliation. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 13:06, 26 May 2006 (BST)

PS: Did I mention the "no strings attached" policy? --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 13:10, 26 May 2006 (BST)

bUH? I thought I offered my hand a few times, but you always said "no"? That aside, this is all in jest anyway. No one is taking it seriously, especially me. In fact, I never did (ok, maybe a little bit). This (the template, my musings at your expense) really is only in response to your "flame warrior" descriptions. However, if it's really causing you distress, I'll take it down.

What's the "No strings attached policy"?Don D Crummitt 13:19, 26 May 2006 (BST)

OK. If you'll take a look at the top of my list's page, you'll see that it is an honest representation of my opinions. That classification of you is honestly based on dealings I've had with you in the past. It is subject to change. All you have to do, is to clean up your act and start contributing valuable stuff to the wiki. If you screw up, who cares? You'll know what not to do next time. Biting back at the (inevitable) flaming from people over mistakes is only inviting more trouble in. The "no strings attached" policy is one where I totally forgive people of their past misdeeds and act as if they never happened. Which is what I'm willing to do with you. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 13:23, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Oh, I beg of your forgiveness oh high Wiki Priest! As far as I'm concerned, all this stuff is over anyway. There is no personal vendetta against you, the template thing is a joke. I really think you're being overly sensitive. This is not me being rude, or mean, but I really don't need your forgiveness, because your validation really doesn't mean anything to me. And the way you descibe it sounds as though i should be grateful for your offer? I did actually enjoy our exchanges, but now I realise you were still fighting the war (that I thought was over) that has kind of ruined it for me. Never mind. Don D Crummitt 13:35, 26 May 2006 (BST)

Oh no buster, you don't take the moral high ground with me, nor do you turn my statements against me (I'm referring to the one about the "war" being over). I was hoping that you could set your childishness behind you, but apparently I was wrong. You need to develop a thicker skin. Not me. You were the one that started this by reacting so violently to my flaming. Which, by the way, I admit was uncalled for. And you still can't get over it. *shakes head in bemusement* Unless you can show that you have the ability to settle your arguments peacefully (yes, this might require you to admit fault - even if you don't deserve it) , you'll never become accepted as a mature user of the wiki. I can prove without even trying to (by virtue of the arguments that I have settled peacefully, without assistance) that I am the better person. And you will be hard pressed to find a single person (with the sole exception of Mattiator, but no-one cares about him either) that disagrees with me. --A Bothan Spy^{CDF - WTF - U!} 13:47, 26 May 2006 (BST)

And this is why we can't be civil. I'm not trying to prove who is the better person or not, frankly, it probably is you, due to the fact that I'm a moral degenerate. I can't reiterate enough that I don't need people to see me as a mature wiki member - that's your perogative, not mine. I'm not desperate for recognition on the wiki.

But look at your last message - You're willing to forgive me? Oh, gee thanks for that. You're the pinnacle of modesty. You keep launching theses tirades, for what? Just say, "Hey Don, lets put all this shit behind us, we've been dicks" and I'd say "Well, gee Bob, you're right, we have both been dicks". The template - it was a joke, I didn't think you'd take it seriously. I honestly though all the other shit was over, and we didn't need to "formally" apologise to eachother.

And my reply to your initial message (today) was really me trying to be civil. You took it out of context, it wasn't an attack. Don D Crummitt 14:05, 26 May 2006 (BST)

The Wrath of the CDF

How's it feel Donny boy? You fuck with one CDFer, you fuck with them all. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 13:00, 5 June 2006 (BST)

I am very scared. Don D Crummitt 11:15, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Funny. I wasn't thinking you'd be scared, and your feeble attempt at sarcasm just falls flat. You've been having a bad week Donny, haven't you? Maybe it'd just be best for you to pack up and move on, because everyone in the CDF's area is on the lookout for you. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 11:24, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Ah, "feeble attempt at sarcasm". Another one of your favourites terms. I'm starting to suspect you're just one of those electronic talk boxes with pre-stored phrases. Either that or you're a fifteen year-old child with a limited range of insults. Both work for me. Don D Crummitt 11:32, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Once again you're sidestepping the main issue. We are talking about your "PKing", not my age. Which, by the way, matters little on the internet. Unless you'd like to have a little cry? I could call the Waambulance if you'd like. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 11:35, 7 June 2006 (BST)

PKing is a completely valid form of gameplay. I think it is you who had a "little cry" over the issue, and had to get your little mates to settle the score. Coward. Only a young pup, and already you've developed a yellow streak.

I think you'd better get off acne ridden arse and get out into the real world to learn a bit of courage. Australia is a great country, but you're letting the side down. Don D Crummitt 11:42, 7 June 2006 (BST)

You know my opinion on PKing, Cyber, but in this case I'm backing you up: Don, did it ever occur to you that Cyber just hates you and is trying to rub it in? (BTW, Cyber, I think you need more sawdust for this one.) –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 11:45, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Hates me? That's a bit strong isn't it? I really like you two. You make a nice couple, but as individuals I think you're really great. BTW Although I have "killed" him twice now, he has yet to get me back. Just so we're clear on that. Don D Crummitt 11:52, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Yay for the homophobic comment. Again. Seriously, it's beginning to look like you switch between questioning someone's sexuality and insulting their age. Now that seems like a limited repertoire of potential insults to me. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 11:52, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Then I'm a hypocrite, are'nt I? Uh oh, better call the PC brigade, someone mentioned H.O.M.O.S.E.X.U.A.L.I.T.Y. Don D Crummitt 11:55, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Yup. There on their way. You'll be off to a re-education camp within the hour. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 11:57, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Joy. Does that mean I have to start being nice to queers, niggers, kikes, pakis, slopes and cripples? Don D Crummitt 12:01, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Nah, they're exempt. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 12:07, 7 June 2006 (BST)

I'm not debating the validity of PKing. Once again you're changing the subject. About the fact that other people are killing you: I'm not part of the PK response team in the CDF, so I couldn't kill you, even if I was standing right in front of you. OK? PS: I don't have acne. I'm asking you right now: stop insulting my age. It has zero bearing on the fact that I'm more popular than you. You are just pissed that you keep on dying, so you're looking for any aspect of me to insult. It's not working. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 11:47, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Fine, rub away. Your friends will keep killing me and I'll keep griefing you. I care not. And I'm sorry Bob, didn't mean to offend you. It must be hard being a teenager with no real friends and all those mood swings. Poor cyberbaby. Don D Crummitt 11:51, 7 June 2006 (BST)

So you admit PKing is griefing! Ah ha! Got you! No real friends? I don't see anyone supporting you in this argument... or anywhere else for that matter. Would Enoch the Watcher say "You killed a friend of mine" while killing you if he wasn't my friend? Or, for that matter, anyone else in the CDF? PS: Mood swings? I don't think so. I've always treated you with hostility; no swings there, bucko. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 11:54, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Got me? Eh? I'm griefing you, but PKing is a valid form of gameplay (not that it's the issue, as you put it). Real friends i.e. who are not internet avatars. I see you've only ever experienced internet based relationships, and have known nothing else.

Oh Bob, you're so mean. Although I do remember you offering an olive branch at some point, although it was tainted with some sort of catch whereby I had to apologise. Don D Crummitt 11:59, 7 June 2006 (BST)

I have more friends than you'd believe, Don. I actually have a life beyond Urban Dead, which is more than I can say for...others...in the wiki. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 12:02, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Xoid, I think you've just been insulted. Don D Crummitt 12:04, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Way to deliberately misinterpret an insult, retard. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 12:08, 7 June 2006 (BST)

I'm certain that he didn't misinterpret it, but was merely being facetious. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 12:12, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Don't be sore Bob. I was just kidding. You do get a bit heated. I think it must be all that power going to your head, Sir Bob the Mod. Don D Crummitt 12:44, 7 June 2006 (BST)

And here we go opening another can of worms. I've got less power than you might imagine, Don. In fact, being a mod is a bit of a burden, to be honest. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 12:49, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Fool, I wasn't asking for your life story, I was insulting you. As far as I'm concerned, you have less power than a 12v battery. If there were two of you, you'd just about power a vibrator, which in regards to you, is rather apt. Don D Crummitt 12:52, 7 June 2006 (BST)

And you call me unoriginal? Find an insult besides a person's age or their sexuality. The last of which is a bit rich coming from someone like you. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 12:54, 7 June 2006 (BST)

My last insult was neither about your age nor your sexuality. Although you just insulted me about my sexuality, which makes you a hypocrite. And I never accused you of being unoriginal per se. I called you an electronic talk box which, if you think about it, isn't really that bad an insult is it? Don D Crummitt 13:04, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Meh. I really don't care anymore. This argument is losing steam, so I'm going to leave it. --A Bothan Spy ^{Mod WTF U!} 13:06, 7 June 2006 (BST)

Oh, please don't go Bob. It would break my heart. Don D Crummitt 13:23, 7 June 2006 (BST)

You've got one? –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 13:30, 7 June 2006 (BST)

It's small, black, and beats once a year, but it's there. Don D Crummitt 13:33, 7 June 2006 (BST)

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