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Archive 3 - 21 Dec 2006

Is time for new heading!

I hear words of Sweeney in PD. You plot behind back? Well, have fun, I is dead and out of medkits. I put up new comic, is lovely. Also, out of curiosity, what is music you listen to? I guess metal or country, but I is not sure.--Lachryma 00:38, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Um . . . WTF?!?!?! -- Jon D'oh 03:47, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Eh? Rock. John Manning 03:50, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Sorry for no response, I help friend move and then chop wood. Also, I find new hobby: Confuse hell out of D'oh! In PD, I hear you and cop speak of cading Sweeney, then running. Is true, no? Check out comic and give feed back, is necessary for future ones.--Lachryma 00:31, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Well I think the next one should be about being pulled out into the street every night because the stupid police chief can't do his job! John Manning 01:50, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Ahh. Ok, NOW I'm tracking . . .

• 1. No plotting behind back. Is not what comrades do.
• 2. Why would the (silly) Police Chief want to barricade more buildings, when he can't hold what he has. I was more than happy to let him go and be anywhere but in my hair.
• 3. Classic and Southern-fried Rock.
• 4. Love the comic. Garry Trudeau can kiss your grits. :o)
• 5. -- Jon D'oh 13:42, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Party's Over, We're Outies

This Caiger Mall operation is a joke. Period. Shacknews is away working their havok on another mall, and we can't get enough people together to keep ourselves safe CLOSE to Caiger, let alone even fighting for Caiger itself.

Ghetto Cow is cordially invited to join AlQilya in Gulsonside, where we endeavor to rid the area, and surrounding suburbs of the zombie menace. There's a slew of great places to play, our base is within 2 AP of cool mall.

Please seriously consider our request. We truly dig ya'll, and don't want a shitty experience like this be the cause for ending a partnership this cool.-- Jon D'oh 16:06, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

I concur, its been hell trying to hold these doors shut and search for ammo. We need to regroup. John Manning 16:54, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

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From the Oxley Building, in West Becktown, it's 15 AP back to the Laimbeer Bldg. From Laimbeer, we can use the freerunning path back to Roftwood, then to Gulsonside. All routes are available at the AlQilya page. -- Jon D'oh 17:30, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

I no like to leave job unfinished, but you right: No leadership means Caiger is zombie heaven. On CMS forum, they think of waiting till 2007! And they no pull people together anyway. Is almost boring now, hanging around and waiting to die. In Gulsonside...I no like being stationary group, but we be in good position for 3rd battle of Blackmore, no? That siege was way more fun then this feth. So, I tell GC members to chat here about decision, is okay?--Lachryma 23:27, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Aye, I think if we regroup ourselves and prepare for a new battle that it will be better for us. We could always take the battles to them! (I don't know how yet) Lets re-arm our selves properly make sure everyone is healed and roll out in one piece instead of duct taped together? John Manning 23:31, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

I still think that there might be hope for Caiger. We just need to stick together and get the DHPD Malton Rangers in on this. If we work tightly and all stay on the same page, we might be able to pull this off. There isn't an extraordinary amount of zombies in the mall, and if we focus on taking over one corner at a time, there is a chance we can win. If its okay I'll work on a strategy unless y'all think otherwise. --Zombie slay3r 23:52, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

The thing about taking one corner is that the other zombies will eat you, as the mall can be traversed regardless of cade levels at each corner. As for dealing with other groups, the whole CMS thing turned into a huge fight between the guy leading and this other lame guy , so that sucked.--Lachryma 00:00, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Zombies can go across the mall regardless of barricade levels? Never mind then. We could move on over to Yagoton and help clean up the place. --Zombie slay3r 01:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Well if we feed D'oh enough rat we might be able to create a small tactical nuke and clean the place out? John Manning 01:19, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

My ninja, you've known me long enough that I don't need no rat for that! :o) In case of emergency, I do have the triple-mega-ultimo-secret stash of pickled eggs. But beware, they are not for the feint of heart, nor those weak in their resolve towards invoking the power of the most heinous destructive force on planet Earth.

But, seriously. There's alot of places to play in the Southeast, and even a base within relative proximity that I would love to explore. We need to stay busy, get everyone leveled up, and increase our numbers so that we can become the kind of threat that we so desperately are looking for from the larger groups that are out there now. -- Jon D'oh 03:51, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

I is gone for little while, and you boys get into fart jokes and do nothing. I is soooo surprised. Hmmm, we could go to Gul place, then Yagoton? Wait, Yagoton is secure again, no? Gul place sounds fun, in zombie way. Also, I put up new comic, is Part 5! I is so proud!--Lachryma 04:53, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Comic gets better with each webisode, Lach- . . . wait . . . wait just a minute . . . did I . . . did I just coin that? . . . is that mine? . . . stay away from that, I named it, it's mine . . . back Back BACK you zombie copyright infringing bastards!!!! Somebody call my agent!!! -- Jon D'oh 05:51, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Running around earlier today with my other personality, I caught a radio message from the Malton Rangers saying that they are moving their forces to help out at Caiger Mall, since they are successfully done with getting Yagoton back up..... oh and Jon, you're a little late on coining "webisodes". Check out the webisodes for The Office, they're hilarious. --Skitchipoo 05:59, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

I got killed in the Sweeney Building, can someone help me out with a revive? --Zombie slay3r 09:23, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

There you go, bruddah. All fixed up, and good as . . . well . . . not new, but . . . you know. Man, you might wanna address the whole hygiene thing. Spending a night out with the other zeds has made you a bit . . . uh . . . gamey. :o) -- Jon D'oh 13:52, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the revive. About that hygene thing, I'll take a shower as soon as I get to a safe hospital. --Zombie slay3r 14:01, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

No sweat, man. Welcome back. -- Jon D'oh 14:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

The Czarina speaks

So, consensus is...? Wait for Rangers to save world? Eat rats and wait for Caiger Zombies to die of old age? Jump out of building? I guess is time I take charge, as usual. We go to Gulsonside, wage war, help AlQilya people, then find place of our own. Perhaps NT building (that work out well so far). Tomorrow, we move. D'oh, definitive route is needed, others just need to stay alert and tag along. If there is problem, speak.--Lachryma 00:19, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

I am up for abandoning this place for the time being. We can rejoin the rangers if/when they get here. We would be useless to them if we were not prepaired for war! But,.... I will stay with the group no mater the choice.

John Manning 03:28, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Ok, off we go to Gulsonside, then. From here, navigate to Laimbeer THROUGH Caiger mall. Once at Laimbeer, use reverse of freerunning route posted on AlQilya page to get to Nichols Mall in Stanbury Village. From There, follow the posted freerunning route from Stanbury village to Blesley Mall in Gulsonside.

Once in Gulsonside, rest, recharge, reload. Our official Base of Operations is Howarth Blvd Rail Station, just south of Blesley Mall. From there we'll head south into Scarletwood, and begin sweep and clear operations there. If you have any questions, problems, bitches, complaints, or anything else, post 'em here and I'll address them. I'm going to move out tonight, and post possible rest-points along the way. -- Jon D'oh 05:00, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

• Adney Auto Repair EAST of Caiger Mall is at EHB, and safe to crash / rest area. 12 AP from St Lazar's in West Becktown.-- Jon D'oh 05:03, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
• Went a few blocks past Laimbeer, nowhere safe to crash yet, after Adney Auto Repair. Out of AP, will push on toward zoo tomorrow. -- Jon D'oh 05:09, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Is good. I keep GC updated. But what in Scarletwood? Toothless zeds? Also, I get invitation from Ranger leader to merge groups. I laugh in face. I begin travel tomorrow, will be fun. I is tired of no medkits, Besley Mall lures me. See people in Gul place.--Lachryma 05:16, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

PS: Route from Lazarus to place in Ketchelbank would keep us alive, no?--Lachryma 05:35, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm shooting for getting to one of the small group of buildings to the SE of the zoo. 2 NT and a Firestation all right there together. They were a good way station on the way to Laimbeer last time, I hope to use them again for the exodus. It's 23 AP from Adney Auto Repair to the closest of that 3-building cluster in Ketchelbank (Russel Bldg (NT), Telfer Bldg (NT), Riddell Way (FS))-- Jon D'oh 11:55, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

UPDATE: I made it to the trick museum in ketchelbank. Its at EHB the running for the most part is safe. Took me about 27 ap to get here. Many of the buildings around here were pretty well barricaded. I just don't suggest stopping at the powered ones. John Manning 13:21, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Confirmed route to Trick Museum in Ketchelbank as solid and secure. Use reverse route used from Roftwood to Laimbeer Bldg, posted on the AlQilya Page. -- Jon D'oh 21:43, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

How do you guys get those sweet freerunning maps? --Zombie slay3r 21:59, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

I create them :o). Little bit of cruising the suburb maps, little bit of Excel, and a LOT of time to analyze, build, update and upload. -- Jon D'oh 22:02, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Interesting. Could you tell me how to do it, or will that take a ridiculously long amount of time to do? --Zombie slay3r 22:15, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Just use the suburb page of the wiki, and translate the path onto a series of 10x10 grids using MS Excel. Any spreadsheet program should work, though. Then, when you have it the way you want it, do a print preview, and then a printscreen of the preview. Photoshop as necessary. Post. It's really not as complicated as it sounds. I can work with you on it at some point, if you have trouble. -- Jon D'oh 23:22, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

What is this printscreen of the preview? --Zombie slay3r 13:09, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

I is at museum. No one care though, for they too busy messing with Excel. Is lovely.--Lachryma 03:16, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

I'm in Nichols Mall. The map works like a charm, just pay close attention. Bring all your friends, it's fairly sparse in here, not alot of survivors running about. I'd call things here . . . 'fragile'. And bring fuel if you have it, or can find it along the way in one of the auto repair joints. There's a generator or two here that could desperately use the fuel. Oh, and Czarina, you would like Excel. Excellent (pardon the pun) way to keep track of rats and scotch inventories. :o) -- Jon D'oh 06:32, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Ok. It's 35 AP from the SE corner of Nichols Mall to the SW corner of Blesley Mall. Currently all four corners of Nichols Mall are powered, and at least acceptably barricaded. Bring your friends, and bring your AP. This is the last stop before the big push into Gulsonside. I will be moving out of here to Gulsonside at midnight (Eastern Time). Anybody that wants to travel with me, is more than welcome to do so. :o) -- Jon D'oh 17:07, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

I have fuel, is heavy so I is wanting to use it. Also, I use Power Point graph for scotch supplies. Is better. I be at Nichols this evening, AZ time. If is full of zombies, I be angry. See you in Gul later.--Lachryma 20:25, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Ah, I have memories of AZ. Spent time in Yuma, back in the day. Is good. -- Jon D'oh 22:20, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

North AZ is better. Also, talk page is full, is annoying. I is at Nichols, be at Gul tomorrow. Big, bad HQ better be impressive, for this is long trip to rail place.--Lachryma 00:12, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

I lived in Tucson Az for four years.. It sucked! Flagstaff was nice though. Tombstone was dissapointing. John Manning 00:40, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Check it out

Just finished the first part of a project I've been wanting to get done, Ribons and Awards. You can check it out HERE. -- Jon D'oh 19:01, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

That is totaly awsome! I love it! John Manning 19:42, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

Is shiny. Only insane people count number of heals, though.--Lachryma 00:19, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Home Sweet Home

I have arived safely! We need to respraypaint our HQ logo some hood rats seem to think they can take over. I have a genny if anyone has fuel. John Manning 05:13, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

I think the Czarina has a fuel can. If not, I'll scare some up tomorrow. WHOOHOO!! It's good to be home!!! -- Jon D'oh 05:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Where is gen? I have fuel can, and I is ready to go. Also, I have new interview on page and I have comic up soon. AlQilya home is nice place, seems very safe.--Lachryma 00:53, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

The genny is down, lay some fuel on me, little Czarina! -- Jon D'oh 00:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

I want Christmas tree! Is necessary for East-West relations. And I just realize I use fuel in Nichols. I is very sorry.--Lachryma 00:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Nyet sweat. Tree's up, now I go to find fuel for generator. :o) -- Jon D'oh 04:35, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Tree is interesting. Maybe I get red lights. Also, I put up new comic. See, comment, laugh. Gul place is very safe, no?--Lachryma 15:42, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Enjoy your Christmas tree, complete with powered white lights. I'll look for some green and maybe some red lights to go with them later. . . I spent a truckload of AP to find what we got. Please make note that this is a REAL tree, and not one of the cheap-assed plastic ones that they have on display in the mall. :o) Merry Christmas to everyone in Ghetto Cow and the AlQilya Jihad!! -- Jon D'oh 22:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

You plot for scout mission? Where? Also, C4NT leader is back, so they began battle soon. Maybe we regroup, watch what happen, then decide on course? Nichols could use people, and there is plenty of zeds in area. And stupid Caiger still calls...Oh well, is decision for future. Aaah, red light of Motherland...I can't wait to see!--Lachryma 04:42, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

PS: I read diary. Remember, you get tree because Czarina asked for it. No need to worry about reasons behind tree or zombie-philosophy. I wish to learn about West, and I see tree. Life is good.--Lachryma 04:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Aye. Skitchi had been itching (heh, pardon the pun) for something to do. While there isn't a bucket of zed activity in the immediate area, I suggested that we get a look at Ft Perryn, south of us. I apologize for the appearance of giving orders to your troops. I just don't want anybody getting bored and unhappy. +

Regarding Caiger, it's certainly a possibility. But, I want to be here long enough to get everyone completely resupplied to their satisfaction. We're going to be finding ourselves wanting for supplies in a hurry, if and when we get back up there. I at least want to start out prepared. :o) -- Jon D'oh 05:03, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, if you use Firefox, urge everyone to go get the PEEKO plugin. It allows anyone who happens to be on the same page to chat. Handy tool for when we're all in the same room. -- Jon D'oh 05:09, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

BTW, the new comic is great. They really are getting better and better. Kudos to you, Czarina. -- Jon D'oh 05:11, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Using Skitchi is fine, I just wonder where you send him. Obviously we wait for Caiger, I need more medkits and rats first. Peeko is broken, for it no work with version 2.0. Is lame, but cool if ever works. Also, check out Another santa claus, is cool page. Comic no improves, it changes type of humor. Or maybe it improves, is hard to tell. Anyway, thanks for nice comment!

There is a Firefox 2.0 version of PEEKO that works. Just go to the PEEKO website. -- Jon D'oh 13:20, 20 December 2006 (UTC)