User talk:TripleU/Crystal Harrak
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User talk:Crystal Harrak
Welcome
On behalf of the UDwiki, I'd like to welcome you to our community. If you need anything, just ask. --VVV RPMBG 07:46, 14 October 2013 (BST)
- Ya thanks, I guess. --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 07:46, 14 October 2013 (BST)
- OMG, posting one right after another = WIKI-ZERGERY. *misconbitragnarok*--
FoD PK Praise Rando!08:07, 14 October 2013 (BST)
- Don't worry Crystal, most of us here don't bite. --VVV RPMBG 20:57, 14 October 2013 (BST)
- OMG, addressing alts in the second person = SCHIZOPHRENIA. *misconbitragnarok*-- FoD PK Praise Rando!01:49, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Whoa whoa whoa, I'm no schizopath. You've got 59 bounty on your head; Which sure makes it look like you're the schizopath here. And a helluva schizopath at that. --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 02:03, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- You mean psychopath? --VVV RPMBG 02:03, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Fuck it, man, I had barely started secondary when they closed the borders. --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 02:03, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- At least you started out with a human language. And Radical, you fuckwit, stop harassing these innocent, obviously unrelated people >.> --Abby Omination 04:32, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Whoa, you're tall. What are you, 6'4"? 6'5"? Arms that long must give you great leverage for swinging at zeds when you're in open areas. I'm totally jelly. I bet I'd be taller if I hadn't been raised on cooked rat and airdropped peanut butter. Ugh. You know what I found on this dead fag the other day? Ding ding ding, give that woman a prize; More fucking peanut butter. Do they drop us any bread to spread it on? No. Do they drop us any chips or fruit or tree? No. Just those big-ass vats of peanut butter. It's like those external military dimwits don't even try, ya know? --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 05:19, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Leverage? Abby has tentacles that are capable of ripping multiple people in half at once. Kinda like breadsticks that come with frozen pizza, you know. Except with a lot of dripping torsos. Speaking of which, instead of peanut butter and not-bread, she feeds all of her considerable mass with carbon-based animal lifeforms. The kind that there are thousands of in Malton... you know the sort.-- FoD PK Praise Rando!05:49, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Did you just call me FAT?--Abby Omination 05:49, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- OH shi- -- FoD PK Praise Rando!05:50, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- OH shi- --
- Tentacles? Now that's just plain mean. She's clearly just a regular gal, not some sort of abomination. If you can't go two minutes without murdering or verbally attacking someone, then you need to seriously rethink your life. --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 06:14, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Yes, Crystal is clearly, clearly right Radical. Radical? Helloooooo? *pokes* Ah, right I forget you anim- you human be- ahem, us human beings tend to die when pulled in half. In any case, he won't be bothering you anymore ma'am. *tips non-existent hat*--Abby Omination 07:23, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Did you just call me FAT?--Abby Omination 05:49, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Leverage? Abby has tentacles that are capable of ripping multiple people in half at once. Kinda like breadsticks that come with frozen pizza, you know. Except with a lot of dripping torsos. Speaking of which, instead of peanut butter and not-bread, she feeds all of her considerable mass with carbon-based animal lifeforms. The kind that there are thousands of in Malton... you know the sort.--
- Whoa, you're tall. What are you, 6'4"? 6'5"? Arms that long must give you great leverage for swinging at zeds when you're in open areas. I'm totally jelly. I bet I'd be taller if I hadn't been raised on cooked rat and airdropped peanut butter. Ugh. You know what I found on this dead fag the other day? Ding ding ding, give that woman a prize; More fucking peanut butter. Do they drop us any bread to spread it on? No. Do they drop us any chips or fruit or tree? No. Just those big-ass vats of peanut butter. It's like those external military dimwits don't even try, ya know? --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 05:19, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- At least you started out with a human language. And Radical, you fuckwit, stop harassing these innocent, obviously unrelated people >.> --Abby Omination 04:32, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Fuck it, man, I had barely started secondary when they closed the borders. --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 02:03, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- You mean psychopath? --VVV RPMBG 02:03, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- Whoa whoa whoa, I'm no schizopath. You've got 59 bounty on your head; Which sure makes it look like you're the schizopath here. And a helluva schizopath at that. --Crystal HarrakLoyal soldier of Jerden 02:03, 15 October 2013 (BST)
- OMG, addressing alts in the second person = SCHIZOPHRENIA. *misconbitragnarok*--
- Don't worry Crystal, most of us here don't bite. --VVV RPMBG 20:57, 14 October 2013 (BST)
- OMG, posting one right after another = WIKI-ZERGERY. *misconbitragnarok*--
Hello from the VZW
Just noticed your posting on our Wiki site - sorry for the late response. Thanks for the heads-up info on local terrorists, we will keep an eye out for them. Also wanted to give Jerden a shout out and thank him for respecting his truce with the VZW. Noticed a forming Kitten-Pile near both of the local Malls and scanned a ton of rotters out there -- might want to let your group know to hunker down! Stay safe! --Shazzelim 21:44, 2 January 2014 (UTC)
