User talk:Zaphod Beeblebrox

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A banana for all the zombie text rapists out there.

Talk Page for Whineys. Other comments at bottom of page.

Whiners and Sycophants Award Winners - Hosted by Bob Costas

Every so often, a user (or even a sysop) impresses us with their supreme lameness that we have decided at the WSAS (Whiners and Sycophants Award Society) to hold the Whineys.

It's like the Emmys, but the statue is an ascii banana, and no one wants to hear their acceptance speeches.

Gardenator

When we asked Gardenator what he thought about being given the Whiner Awards for Lame Wiki User, he struggled to think of something to say, but couldn't so he made a huge sig of animated gifs, called us sockpuppets, then ran home to his mother to cry

Nubis

When we interviewed Nubis about how he felt about his award, he declined comment since he was too busy kissing Gardenator's unwashed behind.

DrPain

Our next award winner was gracious enough to stop having sex with his girlfriend, Dolly the Sheep, to grant us an interview. He felt that winning the Whiney was a great honor, and that he would have many happy moments shoving the Golden BANANANANA up his rectum once it healed from the spanking he got from his 8 year old sister for being a bad wiki boy.

Crypto... Cryp... The guy with the long name

Cryptosporidium was so overjoyed with his Golden BANANANANA that he wept openly like a little girl. Then his penis fell off... but no one cared. He angrily responded to this by adding another animated gif to his sig in an attempt to be like his hero, winner of the first Whiney award, Gardenator.

Who shall be the next winner! Anyone's Guess!

The Golden BANANANANA Award

Here are the awards: When receiving a Golden BANANANANANANA, it's customary to give an acceptance speech.

Congratz!

The WSAS is pleased to announce that you are a winner of the Whineys award, in the category of "Best Sycophant in a Wiki setting". So we are proud to present you with the Golden BANANANANANA.

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Wear it with pride.

Congratz!

The WSAS is pleased to announce that you are a winner of the Whineys award. This reward is quite special and only given to the most supreme asshats. So we are proud to present you with the Golden BANANANANANA.

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Wear it with pride. Or as Archie Bunker would say, sit on it (with one you love).

Administration

I'm here in a semi-official manner to bring to light a policy you seem to not be aware of. Until such time as you are no longer in violation of this policy your votes on suggestions and policies may be struck, and continued violation may lead to vandal escalation as a matter of necessity.--Karek^maps?! 17:42, 6 June 2008 (BST)

I'm here on an Official Matter. You have been confirmed by IP match to be an alt (among others) of User:DeadManWalking and, as a result, you have been permanently banned from this wiki for sockpuppetry and Ban Evasion. -- Cheese 14:49, 11 June 2008 (BST)