Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club

Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club
Abbreviation:	LCGHC
Group Numbers:	Exclusive
Leadership:	Lord Curton, Duke D'oeuvre, Lord Thistlewick
Goals:	To hunt the most dangerous game... and enjoy the best of company and refreshments whilst doing so.
Recruitment Policy:	Club Member: Be a member of the nobility sponsored by an existing club member and meet the approval of the club President. Staff: Apply to any club member for a staff position.
Contact:	Duke D'oeuvre

Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club is an invitation-only society for members of the peerage who wish to exercise their divinely-granted right to hunt whatever game they wish, including the most dangerous game. Their numbers have never been large, but then that is the price one pays for exclusivity. Good day to you!

News

September 2008

• After wishing Uncle Zeddie a fond farewell (minus fanfare) and sharing a few drinks with him and fellow bar patrons, the Club's members have set off once more for parts as yet un-revealed.

August 2008

• The club president, Duke D'oeuvre, and his secretary, Miss Amber "Waves of" Pain, have appeared in a recent propaganda film by Josh Clark of Team Xtreme^[sic], with Miss Pain performing in a leading role. While we must deplore their furthering the "zombie" myth, we applaud their efforts to show we social reformers in a more positive light. Bravo, Team Xtreme^[sic]!

History

Originally formed by Mortimer Curton and some of his closest friends and associates, the Club has continued its existence through two world wars and numerous restrictions and limitations being placed upon the practice of hunting. Specifics as to membership and activities are vague, but the club was known to meet irregularly in Malton at Curton Mansion. After the outbreak in Malton and the subsequent disappearance of Aleister Curton, no club members were known to operate in the city until the re-emergence of Duke D'oeuvre and Lord Thistlewick in the vicinity of Lockettside.

Organisation

As there is no known means of communication with the world outside Malton, and given the mysterious absence of a number of members, the current club organisation is as follows.

Membership

Name and Title	Position	Activity
Duke D'oeuvre	President, Charter Member	Active
Lord Curton	Hereditary Founder, Charter Member	Inactive
Lord Thistlewick	Charter Member	Inactive
Marquis LeGrande	Member	Active
Count Zaroff	Member	Inactive
Earl Grey	Member	Inactive
Viscount Vois	Member	Active
Lady L'vapour	Member	Active
Lord Scone	Member	Inactive

N.B. A Duke should properly be addressed as "His Grace, Duke of [X]" or verbally as "Your Grace". An Earl, or Marquess (Continental: Marquis) may be addressed as either as "Earl or Marquess [X]" or as per the lower peerages. A Count, Viscount, Baron, or Lord should be addressed as "Lord [X]" or verbally, "My Lord".

Staff

Name and Salutation	Position	Activity
Miss Pain	Secretary to the President	Active
Mr. "Tolkien B.M."	Chauffeur to the President	Active
Mr. Giovanni	Doorman	Active
Miss Phair	Hostess	Active
Mr. Grimchie	Groundskeeper	Active
Mr. Cillive	Mortician	Active
Mr. "Vampire'Slayer"	Vermin Control	Inactive

N.B. All should, while on duty, properly be addressed by their befitting title, although the Chauffeur is more informally known as "You, boy."

Diplomacy

Notwithstanding the following disclaimer, the club has a present or past association on some level with the following groups, and holds them in the highest of respect.

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

Discordian Society	DORIS
Flat Earth Society	Pathetic Bill
Red Rum	Rouge Heart Aces
Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia	The Surrealists

Policies

	Royal Society of Malton
	This user or group is a member of the Royal Society of Malton, a coalition of groups and individuals who pride themselves on their intellect and strive to make the survivors within Malton more intelligent.

	Fine Art of Malton Supporter
	This user or group supports the Fine Art of Malton movement & acknowledges that all museums are PK ceasefire zones, heal points, and are to be a barricading priority.

	Gladiatorial Arena Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Gladiatorial Arena Policy & acknowledges that all stadiums in Malton are gladiatorial areas, in which the killing of another survivor is not a crime and therefore not punishable in any way.

	Honor Among Thieves
	This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.