User talk:Axe Hack/Sig

Read this first! These rules are effective immediately!!!

1. Post new advertisement requests underneath Place Requests Here, at the bottom. Advertisements must be under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===) and must be one (1) to three (3) words long.
2. Advertisements will run for a total of two (2) week.
3. Space is limited. I will only have, at any given time, three (3) advertisements in my sig. If you place a request when there is already three (3) ads in my sig, your ad will be added when the oldest ad expires.
4. Each user may not request more than one (1) ad per week, with the week starting on Sunday.
5. Requests must have a proper signature and timestamp, or they will not be added.
6. Only ads for groups, information pages, and events (both in-game and wiki) will be processed. Advertisements for personal userpages or anything not relating to UD will not be processed.
7. If you would like to discuss an advertisement, please do so underneath Discussion, with the ad in question under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
8. There is a fee of one (1) Cookie for an advertisement request.
9. I reserve the right to terminate any advertisement in my signature before they expire. If you feel your ad was wrongfully terminated, please leave a message underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===).
10. If you have any questions, please direct them to my Talk Page.
11. If you have any complaints, please leave them underneath Complaints Department under a Level Three (3) Header (===Level Three===). Also, I hear Macy's has a very good compliants department. You may, if you wish, redirect your complaints there.

The rules last updated on: 21:27, 15 September 2010 (BST)

Place Requests Here

Mester Coffeeshop

	A FREE COOKIE
	Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for another ad slot

--  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 12:39, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 18:26, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

Annus Horribilis

	A FREE COOKIE
	Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for being teh bezt!

Please & Thanks xxx --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 10:43, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

As per rule 4, your previous request was not more than a few days ago. Please try again on Sunday. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:59, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

Oops, sorry bout dat. Too much HK x--  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 10:39, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

South West Anarchists

	A FREE COOKIE
	Spiderzed has given Axe Hack a cookie for being a horrible PKer

ANARCHY FOR SALE! -- Spiderzed▋ 14:52, 21 January 2011 (UTC)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 15:25, 22 January 2011 (UTC)

Annus Horribilis

	A FREE COOKIE
	Lady Clitoria has given Axe Hack a cookie for services to zedkind

luvzyaxxxxxxxxx --  ▧  ^{: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :} 10:41, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Added. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 16:05, 25 January 2011 (UTC)

Complaints Department

You have to many cookies...

I would like to buy you a cookie jar for ChristmaKwanzaHanukkah, and wish to know, would that be okay with you? TELL ME IT WOULD BE ALRIGHT!!!!! -Estacado^Talk 00:33, 4 December 2010 (UTC)

Too many cookies. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 14:20, 18 January 2011 (UTC)