User talk:Harald von Holzapfel

First VZW Malton Film Festival

Harald, thank you for signing the Film Festival Guest Book! We sincerely hope you enjoyed the Film that you watched and invite you to return to our Wiki page any time you get bored and see what we are up to. You are welcome to join in any VZW enterprise. Once again, Danka! --Shazzelim 14:16, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

Vilkommen

On a side note, do not edit other user's pages, that can be considered vandalism. Read the guidelines.--Thari ^{TжFedCom is BFI!} 02:16, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Entschuldigen Sie, bitte! I was very angry.

The Good Old Days

hi. as much as you are using the goodolddays template with your image, please note that template was actually created to remember old things that were part of this wiki history. So, unless its something important for the wiki, please do not list more images in the template (but you can still use them) --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 03:49, 16 June 2007 (BST)

I must say, I believe for those with less technical ability, such as myself, templates such as these offer encouragement for elaboration, and to keep the purpose of the template limited to what is often referred to as 'geek speak' is discouraging. If you do not wish to encourage adaption of templates for variable use, I suggest you do not include such open invitation to do so! --Harald von Holzapfel 02:30, 17 June 2007 (BST)

hum, true. too keep the template limited to our own sub-culture is to limit its potential uses. Ok, lets make a deal... edit the template at your own, but try to elaborate on it: the template must show its initial purposes but also has a few lines explaining that it can be used for others, like yours, and then you can cite examples on how to use it. Then i'll be really ok with it. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[cloned] [mod]} 05:01, 17 June 2007 (BST)

OK! Sehr gut! A very reasonable compromise. I shall try and accomodate! --Harald von Holzapfel 21:12, 17 June 2007 (BST)

What the fuck?!

What the fuck is your problem? I have had nothing to do with you or your other characters in well over a year, yet any time you cross my path you kill me. You are nothing but a PKer.

I was only in West Boundwood again to met up with some friends. I didn't even know that you or your pathetic little group was still around. I haven't even thought of you losers in ages. And unlike you I only have one character.

Why don't you just grow the fuck up already. --Elias Taylor 03:10, 25 May 2008 (BST)

You have been a vicious and relentless murderer and slanderer of my illustrious relatives and myself in the past, so your re-appearance in Crabapple manor is nothing short of highly offensive. That you pretend offense, and accuse others of the acts of atrocity you yourself are guilty of! Your counter accusation is laughable. Your complaints are ridiculous. It is interesting that the blatantly purpose built King Crabapple does nothing for months, resumes his assaults, and within the week you appear!! He is is obviously your 'sockpuppet'. Don't continue your lies to me, vermin zerger.--Harald von Holzapfel 01:44, 26 May 2008 (BST)

The AZS

Greetings from the publicist and ambassador of the Anti-Zombie Squad. I read in your news that you claim we are using another group's name. Whatever could you mean? The only similarly named groups to us are the Anti Zombie Squad (no hyphen), and the Anti-Zombie Group, both entirely different (and completely inactive) entities altogether. I'm clarifying that the Anti-Zombie Squad is a legit group.

Nevertheless, we have spotted a single impostor of our group in West Boundwood, so we have reason to suspect that there may be actual ruffians running around with our name and being disruptive. Please, tell us which of our members have been disruptive to you. They might not be OUR members. Thanks. --Penguinpyro 07:21, 29 May 2010 (BST)

Ha ha ha! You are seriously arguing an added hyphen is enough to differentiate you from another group with the same name! I can see you in an exciting job as an accountant!

Well, it is the shamefully insulting graffiti I refer to, although I suspect the initial blanket self-advertising (with no respect for local groups) at very least was your own work! Who is the imposter, by the way? --Harald von Holzapfel 23:37, 31 May 2010 (BST)

1)Thank you for the immediate insult, Harald. No wonder you Crabs have so many allies and so few enemies. Anyway, both the wiki admins and the people of Brainstock consider us to be a separate group from the other AZS, and that's enough proof for me.
2) We intentionally avoid spraying over other survivor groups' graffiti as well as announcements (such as "Revive before scanning" and "VSB only"). I apologize if "Join the AZS" somehow managed to offend you, but we do consider other groups when spraying.
3) In addition, you found our graffit offensive, you could have contacted us on our wiki page or spoken to one of our members before using offensive graffiti on us. I suppose you Crabapple gentlemen are too noble and refined to settle your problems with discussion, not insults. Oh well. It seems quite the irony that *we* the ruffians were the first to engage in civilized dialogue.
4) The impostor is LSTShadowknight. I doubt he has offended you, but if he has, we've already dealt with him.

A good day to you. We'll be glad to leave your outnumbered, outwitted and outgunned group alone. Auf Wiedersen--Penguinpyro 01:47, 1 June 2010 (BST)

1-LOL - I am sure that must be very gratifying! Oh, the power of a hyphen!

2-Well, you failed dismally, repeatedly, with regard to ours - MUST TRY HARDER!

3-You similarly failed to contact us until late in the day - so please try and avoid hypocrisy. And it was you who presumably began the tastelessly agressive graffiti, also, so your attempt to paint yourselves as the innocent, affable, helpful types is entirely unconvincing!

4 - Perhaps! But if he worked alone, he was very busy, so I doubt it was all entirely of his doing

A bloated ego without grace is a sad thing to see....--Harald von Holzapfel 18:19, 1 June 2010 (BST)

Comment deleted. On second thought, I don't care enough about you to to send an insult. So bye. --Penguinpyro 18:43, 1 June 2010 (BST)

About time! And maybe if you could stop messing up the estate walls, that might actually make your group useful!--Harald von Holzapfel 18:04, 3 June 2010 (BST)

Hey hey hey, Harald! I have included you in my story about the AZS as a powerful, clever and dangerous opponent of the AZS in the second to last chapter. Here you go: User:Penguinpyro/story#Chapter_Nine:_Pain_is_in_the_eye_of_the_beholder --Penguinpyro 06:10, 29 August 2010 (BST)

Hello, Mr. Holzapfel. I have included you in my character story (which relates to Penguinpyro's story). You are a formidable and cunning opponent throughout the story. Only two chapters are up right now, but I promise, I will get more in, and you will be in the story more. Here is the link: User:Kane Izzy/Story--Kane Izzy 06:14, 29 August 2010 (BST)

My lawyers, should they ever be found, will contact you regarding any relevant descrepancies and/or slander in your work--Harald von Holzapfel 23:11, 29 November 2010 (UTC)

I SWEAR the butler did it! --Penguinpyro 00:18, 30 November 2010 (UTC)

Compounding the slander isn't doing your case any good, Herr Pyro--Harald von Holzapfel 22:35, 10 January 2011 (UTC)

Really? Fascinating. Do tell me more. --Penguinpyro 10:01, 2 February 2011 (UTC)

What more is there to tell? Yours, alas is a shallow case....--Harald von Holzapfel 23:04, 18 May 2011 (BST)

Rogues Gallery

So, are you trying to post screenshots, but having trouble cuz its saying you aren't logged in? If so, try clearing your cookies for the rogues gallery, or try using a different browser.--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks ^{Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens} 18:06, 18 January 2011 (UTC)

Aha! It has changed once more since last I tried, and it is easy now. Viel Danke!--Harald von Holzapfel 02:21, 29 January 2011 (UTC)