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Revision as of 05:01, 12 December 2012
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Major Cinema
Ruddlebank [18,83]
Basic Info:
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Major Cinema is a narrow yellow-stone building split by a large, diagonal crack in Ruddlebank with a large carpark.
Now owned and operated by the Mayhem Attack Squad, Major has great access to Thompson Mall in Lockettside, a nice view of the Cheeke NT building and St. Emma's Church, and handy access to the Mayhems favoured diner, The Aurellian Steakhouse and Grill. Due to the Mayhems being as war with, well... everyone, it has been decreed that it shall kept in darkness so they can feel atmospheric when planning their next performance and so that allies and clients can hunt the local livestock in safety.
Currently Showing
A few of the screens are now back up and running; you can check what's playing below, but don't go too near the usherette and she can get a bit bitey when killed...
Screen one is currently playing: Boondock Saints.
Screen two is currently playing: Porn.
Screen three was destroyed by the great weed fire of 31/03/2009.
Screen four is where the dead bodies of those who keep installing generators are kept.
Screen five is currently playing: Hamburger... The Motion Picture. (Screenings of this movie are dedicated to the late Emperor Strognaoff of the Aurellian Empire, may his god have mercy on his steak.)
For Future Release
If you want to see the movie of your choice at Major Cinema, all you need to do is ask on the talk page and we'll see if we can bothered...
- Previous screenings include...
The annual Aurellian film festival:
And anything starring Shia LaBeouf (except Indy 4 - suggest that piece of shit and we'll cancel you faster then a screen 4 special...)
Upcoming mooooooovie requests!
Nightmare on Elm Street parts 1-36 marathon (in face-slashing 3D!)
Cow and Chicken The Aurellian Emperor Story
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Beware, fear the Robot Monster!
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Plan 9 from Outer Space - Almost starring Bela Lugosi!
Motorpsycho - Burning rage and burning rubber!
Behold the visual spectacle that is The Creeping Terror!
Watch out, it's The Beast of Yucca Flats!
Current events
The Mayhem's have moved in and use the Cinema when they are not warring with the Aurellian Empire over Mayhem's Steakhouse and Grill.
All are welcome to pop in as long as they keep the noise down and don't install a generator.
Barricading Policy
In order to keep the Zambahz away from our guests and popcorn, and to keep out clients and visitors safe, the cinema is to be EHB and in darkness at all times.