Recognition of SweetIrony as Malton's Final Mayor

Declaration on Behalf of the Citizens of Malton

The citizens of Malton recognize SweetIrony as the new mayor of Malton, effective immediately, and strongly support her courageous decision to assume that role in the final hours preceding doomsday, in restoring democracy to Urban Dead.

In the final months of Urban Dead's existence, SweetIrony led the initiative to bring Urban Dead players together in what has now been recognized as one of the last great historical events of Urban Dead: the Urban Dead Reunion. Through her efforts, billions of longtime Urban Dead players reconnected with friends and loved ones from decades past, breathing new life into a cherished game. With no knowledge of the doomsday announcement to come, SweetIrony's campaign to reunite Malton's citizens provided us with a final chance to be together before Urban Dead's shutdown in March of 2025. As such, SweetIrony is without a doubt the best choice to lead us in the end times.

"My campaign slogan is 'Vote for Irony - she knows where you live!'" -- SweetIrony

The new Malton government carries the flame of democracy on behalf of Malton as we descend into oblivion.

We, the undersigned, pledge our continued support to Mayor SweetIrony, Malton, and Urban Dead.

Supporters

1. JaneZoe (talk) 18:20, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
2. SweetIrony is single-handedly responsible for the renaissance of the game in its final months. I for one would not be here if she had not personally stalked me. Thank you for everything, Irony! No one deserves this more than you. ~ AphelionT 18:29, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
3. BrickCar RedBoom has been a follower of the campaign trial since he was abducted from Darvall to act as part of a security detail and is here of his own free will xD Clayton Carmine (talk) 18:41, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
4. SweetIrony is a Fed. You don't want the government looking into you, do you? --LordMoloch (talk) 18:54, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
5. Sure. Why not. ABSF (talk) 19:23, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
6. The most important person, harman or zambah, in the last while. Also, no election in 15 years? Kylestyle4 (talk) 19:34, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
7. Barhah (talk) 19:36, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
8. Barhah for Irony! CyanEyed ^C-Kids 19:51, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
9. Jorm has obviously grown mad with power, looking at his attempt to violently supress the will of the people. -- Spiderzed▋ 19:56, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
10. SweetIrony's enforcers aren't making me write this, I chose this path for myself. -Professor DT (talk) 20:46, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
11. beep SWEETIRONY FOR MAYOR boop JORM IS ANTI-BARRICADE beep AND MY MAD DETECTOR GOES HAYWIRE WHEN POINTED TOWARD HIM boop—Cade Bot
12. SweetIrony has my vote, and is in no way standing in my kitchen with a gun while I type this message. I support her of my own free will, and am in no way being coerced. -- Dislycan (talk) 21:56, 13 March 2025 (UTC)
13. It's not everyday your FBI agent brings the entire community bavk together. --Axe Hack Talk 22:35, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

Opposed

1. The Dead recognize no living authority. --【ⅎooɹd ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʇɐoƃ sʍoʅʚ ⅎǝᴉɹɔuoɯ uǝɹɐʞ】 ☉ ☉ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 20:50, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

   that's nice, dear -- Dislycan (talk) 21:57, 13 March 2025 (UTC)

2. Who? --Starlingt (talk) 22:00, 13 March 2025 (UTC)