User talk:Pluto Freedom

My Lord

I am here to serve you. As the leader of the group DORIS I am at your service. We have worshiped you, Lord Pluto, since your descent from Planethood on that fateful August 24, 2006. What may we do for you, my Lord? --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 02:12, 17 September 2008 (BST)

Forgive me for opposing you my Lord! I have come to the light. We are awaiting your return!LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* ^{Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB} 02:17, 17 September 2008 (BST)

Hail Pluto! I have prayed for your return since the evils of science conspired against you. I stand humbly in your service, my lord. -Russell Oakley 02:33, 17 September 2008 (BST)

You tool, how could you go out without a fight? How could you let those swines demote you like that? I thought you were better than that! I still love you--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:45, 17 September 2008 (BST)

Do not fear, my followers. In my absence you have done well. We will not give up; we will continue the struggle. Do not give up!!! NEVAR FORGET!!! How did the true believers find me and wake me of my slumber?--Lord Pluto

Ever since 8/24 - NEVAR FORGET! of 2006 your loyal followers of the Sons of Pluto religion in the militant group DORIS have been awaiting your return. When you were cast down and betrayed by the IAU we marched into Grigg Heights and killed all the astronomers and laid your body to rest in your celestial grave. Then on September 2006 your Prophet Steve Irwin died and we marched into Yagoton to complete his statue made of solid gold. Then many months later on December 31 2006 we marched into New Baghdad, translated into Dulston, to restore the fallen King's Plutonian Republic. After that we carried out your plan of Global Warming in Santlerville. On April 5 2008 your Son Charlton Heston, founder of the Sons of Pluto religion, was murdered in cold blood and had his guns pried from his cold dead hands. In revenge we slaughtered Lockettside. After that Saint George Carlin was martyred for speaking your words on June 22 2008 and South Blythville burned for many nights. Every year on 8/24 we make sure the infidels pay for their treachery. DORIS is at your command, my Lord. What will you have us do? --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 19:19, 17 September 2008 (BST)

On 8/24 - NEVAR FORGET! of 2006, as you know, I was slaughtered by humans I considered friends. As I lied in my shallow grave, alone, I realized no one can be trusted. We must destroy all non-believers, before they kill again. Do not forget our fallen martyrs! MAKE THEM PAY!--Lord Pluto

Yes, my Lord. We will follow you until you bring us to the Kuiper Belt. Do you have a target for us? DORIS is in your servitude. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 20:41, 17 September 2008 (BST)

Of course. We need to make a statement. Show them that treachery to Pluto and his followers will result in a slow and painful death. We need to slaughter all heretics in a highly populated area, perhaps a mall, or a fort...In my absence you have led well, you make the final call.--Lord Pluto

Lord Pluto we need you to choose, it's been so long since we've followed your direct orders!LemonHead7t7 *̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡|͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|]]| ̡̡̡ ̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡*̡͌l̡* ^{Talk/PDA/Red Rum/MOB} 20:50, 17 September 2008 (BST)

What you yearn shall be given. Launch an offensive on Fort Creedy. Make the heretics pay for what they have done.--Lord Pluto

Yes, my Lord. We will launch a Global Warming on Fort Creedy as soon as we can. Should we do it on 12/31 to mark the death of King Saddam or do it asap? --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 21:04, 17 September 2008 (BST)

I was drawn to Pitneybank two days ago. Divine providence perhaps? Regardless, I shall start executing heretics in the fort immediately. --Amber Waves of Pain 02:07, 18 September 2008 (BST)

Go forth, now, and destroy the heretics. We will discuss a commemeration of King Saddam's death later. I will meet you there, and we will get our revenge. I have returned.--Lord Pluto

Yes, oh mighty Lord and Silicate Body. Hulk shall slay the infidels in thy holy name. In Nomine Pluto, et Heston, et Spiritus Irwin. Amen. -- TheUnremarkableHulk 8:14, 18 September 2008 (BST)

I killed 3 today, my Lord. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 03:53, 24 September 2008 (BST)

Excellent, excellent. Keep up the good work.--User:Pluto Freedom 15:08, 25 September 2008 (BST)

Interview

Hey, this William Told of the Malton Observer. Would you like to give us an interview on your triumphant return to Malton? --William Told 08:21, 21 September 2008 (BST)

Please respond yea or nay on my Talk page. --William Told 08:29, 21 September 2008 (BST)

I will do my best to act as sober as possible. It should be noted, however, that your interview may be incorporated into a normal article. In other words, I plan on using material from this interview in an article about you, but I do not intend to use present it in a standard interview format. I have accounts on both Brainstock and Resensitized, so I can conduct the interview through either of those. Sonny informed me that outside the wiki you only speak through the three founders of DORIS (Sonny, Anime Sucks, and Smoked); so if you want me to conduct the interview through any of them, I would be happy to do so.--William Told 20:16, 22 September 2008 (BST)

Is it possible to do it on a wiki page? Going through another mortal could get me, well, misquoted.[[User:Pluto Freedom 02:04, 23 September 2008

I don't know about using the wiki, seeing as it's a wiki-based newspaper. If you prefer, you could create an account on Resensitized and we could conduct it via PMs.--William Told 07:27, 24 September 2008 (BST)

Very Well, it shall be done.--User:Pluto Freedom 15:06, 25 September 2008 (BST)

I have created an account. Sent me a personal message.--User:Pluto Freedom 02:13, 26 September 2008

Sig

My Lord, after you were betrayed 2 years ago we made a sig to honor you. We feel it is time you take it up and use it to show your power as Lord. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 04:04, 1 October 2008 (BST)