User talk:The shoemaker

Welcome Hello. Enjoy your stay.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 00:58, 8 April 2009 (BST) Visit my site: [[1]] http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Category:Locationblock_Components this one time when I was going through the woods in a red cape. I was going to deliver this wood to my grandma who lived out in the middle of wolf territory. When I got there, she had really big teeth and stuff. I thought she might have been a wolf, and then when it turned out she was, I pulled out my glock and shot the dirty wolf and then had an epic sword fight. It cheated, though, and used its teeth and claws. Then it ate me. And now, you may ask, how I survived the gruesome digestion process. Well, I had a lightsaber, and cut my way out. I also pulled my grandma out. After I did this, a horde of wolves attacked. luckily for me, the A-team was near-by, and they came to help. So we fought it out with hordes of wolves, eventually killing them all. After that, I thanked Mr. T and the rest of the A-team, and they left. As soon as they left, a giant chimera attacked! I whipped out my gauntlet-style mace o doom, and fought it out with the chimera eventually dismembering all three of its vicious heads. After that battle was over, my grandma and I ate the picnic I had packed. But, as we ate, an evil ant army attacked! Before I could do anything, they tied me up, left my grandma (I don't know why) and took me into their enormous colony. I was shone around, and then the ants informed me that the entire universe was on a Tetris piece, and that soon, (because the huge dude that was playing it is apparently awesome) we were all going to die next to a complete row of other universes. So, they gave me the all-powerful screen cutting tool, with which I cut my way out of the Gameboy we were apparently trapped in and then told the guy what was happening. He agreed to pause the game and leave it alone forever. I left, and returned to my universe a hero. All of the other universes sent awesome gifts thanking me as well. I became the ruler of everything, and then the dude forgot to change the batteries (and save the game) so we all died, and he had to reset it. In this life, (because none of that happened here for some reason) I am just an ordinary person... That's horrible luck, isn't it? --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 04:08, 29 April 2009 (BST) I just thought of something. What if you became a bureaucrat, and then demoted all sysops and permabanned all other bureaucrats? Or just banned them all? If there was a loop hole or somethin', you could possibly even get rid of Kevan's IP address, so you would own the wiki! Funky; If it would work. If you bother to read this, comment.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 20:38, 23 July 2009 (BST) Your signature Wiki pages are case sensitive. Which means you've not only put your signature in the wrong user space, but it means its not linking to your page, its linking to a page which doesn't exist. Please, move the contents of User:The Shoemaker/Sig to User:The shoemaker/Sig and change the link on the signature to YOUR user page, not that of User:The Shoemaker. Oh, and be sure to specify,in preferences, that you want to use the proper one as your sig. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:41, 8 April 2009 (BST) Stop increasing the use of this incorrect signature until you have fixed it, please. It is going to become a very messy situation soon. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:45, 8 April 2009 (BST) No, It does NOT get the job done, it is against the signature policy and if you don't fix it as soon as possible I'm going to put the signature to Deletions. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:49, 8 April 2009 (BST) I was talking about html not my sig. And I'm fixing it as we speak so hold ye horses cowboy.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 01:53, 8 April 2009 (BST) I think I fixed it... Gees, its like the past few days ever sysops or whatever your called has posted here! I feel like a criminal...(Not really; but you get the idea) And to test the *new* link signature- --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 01:53, 8 April 2009 (BST) Haha, I'm not a sysop, but I am a cowboy, so watch out, varmint! Seriously though, thanks for that. I get edgy when stuff like that happens. It's all good now :) DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:55, 8 April 2009 (BST) I thought you were... But whatever. I just don't know the workings about things like that... I am, however, becoming quite proficient. (With plenty of help, of course.)--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 02:23, 8 April 2009 (BST) Trust me, we all have terrible experiences from our first custom signatures. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:33, 8 April 2009 (BST) Yours is pretty awesome.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 02:44, 8 April 2009 (BST) I like yours too, but you did yours in one go. Mine took many incarnations, so you should feel pretty good. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:51, 8 April 2009 (BST) It actually took a little while... And yours is more complex than mine. All mine is is colors.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 02:54, 8 April 2009 (BST) I be seein' you around, I assume. I'm tired, and going to sleep. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 03:00, 8 April 2009 (BST) P.S. is saying "goodbye" or something like that considered weird around here (or something along those lines) I don't want to be a wierdo...--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 03:02, 8 April 2009 (BST) No, its fine :) Things are pretty natural on wikis. And trust me, you'll probably never be considered a weirdo in this joint, just wait till you meet everyone mwahaha. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:36, 8 April 2009 (BST) I can't wait...--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 23:53, 8 April 2009 (BST) Your sig was broken, I fixed it. Next time, make sure that you're signature formatting and coding s correct.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:51, 14 June 2009 (BST) Thanks Thanks for the alert Supflidowg 21:04, 20 April 2009 (BST) A small note Your signature has an image that's too big - see here for signature policy. Please reduce your signature image's size to 14px in height or less. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 17:13, 23 July 2009 (BST) You can't even see the darn thing at 14 pixels!!!! That sucks, I'll just get rid of it. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 19:15, 23 July 2009 (BST) Yeah, and considering your signature itself is bigger than 14 px, I'd say just have it no bigger than your sig.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:17, 23 July 2009 (BST) This blows a big one... All I wanted was a dancing smilie face...--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction It is a rather big signature, isn't it? If its too obnoxious, I'll change it.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 19:20, 23 July 2009 (BST) Well, you can. There seems to be a bit of space at the top of the image, if you cut that off, it'll be significantly shorter meaning you can have it bigger. all it's going to take is a little bit of work. Also, I didn't say you have to change it. I was using your big sig as an excuse for you to have a bigger picture. ><--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:21, 23 July 2009 (BST) I'll just keep it off. Not worth the trouble. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 19:27, 23 July 2009 (BST) I assume this breaks some rule: YES IT DOES BAN TIEM NAOW! No, really, it doesn't. It's your talk page, you have almost complete control over it.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:28, 23 July 2009 (BST) Yea!!! I can have an army of bouncy smilies!!! Is there any rule limiting how obnoxious I can be on my talk page? Or, moreover, how many bouncies I can have? --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 19:31, 23 July 2009 (BST) As long as your page is still loadable really, what'evs you do is fine.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 20:07, 23 July 2009 (BST) You MIGHT get angered at by the Sysops that talk about server load. --RahrahCome join the #party!19:49, 23 July 2009 (BST) It was making my computer lag when I tried to refresh. Guess that was A BIT to many. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 19:54, 23 July 2009 (BST) Server load shmerver load. Everyone wants uber control over their pages, so we can't really bitch unless it breaks the page to where we can't use it.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 20:07, 23 July 2009 (BST) True, very true. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 20:10, 23 July 2009 (BST) Blanking comments Why are you removing comments from that talk page?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:37, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Its one comment, and its about a group I made, that no longer exists. That's why. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 16:38, 10 February 2010 (UTC) You don't have the right to remove other users comments, even if that's the case. I'm reverting it.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:39, 10 February 2010 (UTC) And I'll keep deleting it, because the group "Charlie Company" has been gone for almost an entire year at this point. I'll remove what I said, and the other stuff can stay. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 16:40, 10 February 2010 (UTC) No, because that's impersonation, as you're changing the meaning of their comments by removing yours. Leave the comments as they were.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:41, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Too late. And I don't really care if you punish me or whatever. I'm just saying, and this is a valid point, that I have control over what I say (as long as what I say isn't, you know, bad or anything), and how it is dealt with. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 16:43, 10 February 2010 (UTC) I'm afraid you don't. Once you've made those comments, you can't have them undone because you aren't happy with the end result months down the line.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:45, 10 February 2010 (UTC) What part of that group doesn't exist do you not understand? The comments are irrelevant, and should be deleted for that reason. I don't care what happened, period. This is an online-resource for a, wait for it, game. What happens here is of no consequence to me. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 16:48, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Furthermore, Mr. Koponen, I would appreciate seeing where this is all said. I don't know where such rules are located, and would like to be informed. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 16:49, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Found here, in the policy on Vandalism. And the group no longer existing doesn't allow all mentions of it to be removed from the wiki. I submitted you for Vandalism, under that policy, here.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:54, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Why thank you. I'm almost 100% sure I'm wrong, but I really don't care. The comments are almost a year old, why keep them? They just take up space, and my insanely bright siggy distracts people from the pertinent information. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 16:56, 10 February 2010 (UTC) The comments are part of the wikis system of information now, there's no reason to delete them. And, in one of the most ancient cliches of this wiki, disk space is cheap.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:58, 10 February 2010 (UTC) I assume I don't have any say in what happens? I doubt they'll warn me, you've done enough of that. My bet is either a 24-hour block, or 48 hours. Either way, I really don't care. It'll probably be almost another full year before I get on here again anyways. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 17:00, 10 February 2010 (UTC) However, I do like my dancing dinosaur. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 17:04, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Oh, don't worry, you'll only get a warning, even if it is found vandalism. Frankly, since you've realised that what you were doing was wrong, and stopped, I don't think it should even come out as that.--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 17:06, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Huzzah for dancing dinosaurs. /me dances along :D --TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:08, 10 February 2010 (UTC) I should prolly check The Shoemaker, in my cheese/pinball shop. Its been about as long since I got on there... Indeed, Hurray for the dancing dinosaur! --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 17:17, 10 February 2010 (UTC) new user template It was speedily deleted. You can find the entry here. --         23:59, 10 February 2010 (UTC) However, as a sysop I can look at deleted pages and I will happily email you the page's code if you still want to save it somewhere. --         02:23, 11 February 2010 (UTC) Yeah, I would like to save it. That would be very kind of you, thanks. There was good HTML on there, at least... --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 12:06, 11 February 2010 (UTC) I've sent it. Feel free to get back to me if the example code gets embedded into the email. --         12:14, 11 February 2010 (UTC) It didn't. Thanks again!--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 12:15, 11 February 2010 (UTC) I'M MAKING A MAP addition thing... Nintendo Land --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 14:41, 11 February 2010 (UTC) The Malton Suburb of Nintendo Land NW N NE W park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park security bunker employee exit park fence 4D theater 4D theater 4D theater 4D theater ticketing walkway Park Fire Station Park Medical Center Special Care (NT) employee exit park fence games&food games&food games&food games&food Mario Party Gate walkway Peach's Castle Hotel Park Security park security bunker park fence games&food games&food games&food games&food Nintendo Museum walkway Bowser's Castle Hotel Luigi's Mansion Hotel park security bunker park gate entry road walkway walkway walkway walkway walkway walkway walkway park fence park gate entry road walkway walkway Samus' Escape Mariokart raceway walkway Koopa's Casino Koopa's Casino park fence park gate entry road walkway Kirbies' Air Ride Bobomb's Blast Donkey Kong's Treetop Adventure walkway Koopa's Casino Koopa's Casino park fence park gate entry road walkway Wario's Mine Runaway Cart Boo's Haunted House Skies of Arcadia: Skyside Super Mario Sunshine Waterpark Gate waterpark waterpark park fence park fence Yoshi's Petting Zoo Toad's Kittie Rides Super Mario Obstacle Course Super Mario Obstacle Course Shoemaker's Arcade waterpark waterpark waterpark park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence park fence E SW S SE Should the park fence be a border? Yoshi's petting zoo has no barricades. People and zombies have to search to find each other in the obstacle course. Gates can be barricaded, to bar access to their respective areas. The mario party gate bars access to the games&food areas. The Super Mario Sunshine Waterpark Gate bars access to the waterpark. Koopa's Casino is a multi-block building. the 4D theater is a multi-block building. Only the ticketing area can be barricaded (if the park fence is an impenetrable border.) (If I can suggest that type of thing.) The arcade and bunker building types are two completely new building types.You can find portable pinball machines in the arcade, amongst other stupid joke weapons. In the bunker, you can find weapons with the search rates of a gunstore in a mall. Signature Your signature does not conform with the Signature Policy, all images embedded into a signature have to be under 50kb, sorry. You have a week to change your signature and if it isn't you will be taken to Vandal Banning for not complying. Sorry, but they are the rules. --         07:37, 21 February 2010 (UTC) But tuesday's my birthday... And what's the pixel size again? I can't remember. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 07:50, 21 February 2010 (UTC) Umm, the pixel size is 14 pixels high. --         09:13, 21 February 2010 (UTC) Is it within the size now?--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction 13:02, 21 February 2010 (UTC) NL Parking Lot The Malton Suburb of NL Parking Lot NW N NE W Mount Clark Mount Clark woodland woodland woodland woodland woodland Mount Clark Mount Clark woodland woodland woodland Jackson City Hall a carpark a building woodland Clark Road (South) Osladil Power Station woodland Oak Stump Books Clive Retirement Center woodland The Grizzly Monument Second Street (North) Curtis 5 (North) woodland Clark Road (south) a warehouse woodland Oak Street (East) Oak Street (East) Oak Street (East) Oak Street (East) Second Street (North) Curtis 5 (South) woodland Clark Road (south) a carpark woodland Dr. Stan's Veterinary Hospital Brian's Gas and Wash Peretti Park (North West) Peretii Park (North East) Second Street (North) Alpine Way (West) Alpine Way (East) Clark Road (South) Silver Rock Lodge Woodland a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field a field E SW S SE Notes