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==Sekret project space==
#[[User:MHSstaff/Projects|Project Hub]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/Images|Image Archive]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/Projects/TestingGrounds|Operation:Libel]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/Signature]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/RRFHistory|RRF History]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/ORF|Page Database]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/Talk2010|Talk Archive 2010/Pre 2010]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/Weather|Weather Stuff]]
#[[User:MHSstaff/MaltonTRPOldMap|Old TRP Map]]


== Welcome ==


OMG! This is like a talk page apparently! You can use it to like talk and stuff, in like, the sections below this message, you know? I know, right! Like, if you could, please don't be all like "blah blah blah," which is like totally lame, and instead, if you could be like "blah blah blah" which is like HOTTEST EDIT EVER! TOTALLY!


== Request ==


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I guess I don't understand the problem? Do you need the main page edited? If so, it needs to go through [[UDWiki:Administration/Protections#Requested_Edits|requested edits]] on A/PT. Main Page looks ok to me, though. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 19:20, 19 January 2011 (UTC)
 
:It actually wasn't a sysop thing and I should have been a lot more specific. I was hoping you could look at it. But I think I figured it out. You have to have the inclusion thing in the template other it makes the header show up like this: <nowiki>====Featured Articles====</nowiki> on the main page. I wasn't sure how to do it but your example on the Queue page had the answer. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 19:30, 19 January 2011 (UTC)
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=All the News that is Fit to Eat=
==Editor's Note:==
 
Welcome back to a new edition and a new staff for the MH&S! We have shaken off the dust from the ol' printing press, and it is our hope to bring with these changes a more regular publishing schedule. Some of our faces may be new, but our brains are still rotten and our core philosophies remain the same.  
 
We will still continue to bring the latest technology, social conditions, zombie politics and current events affecting zombies to the citizens of Malton. So, we invite you, dear readers, to join us as we follow the march of the hordes throughout Malton, keeping its rightful zombie inhabitants informed on the latest news regarding the eradication of the human infestation affecting our dear city. 
 
-MH&S Editor
 
==Zombie Groups blast area schools for low testing scores and poor performance.==  
 
'''Malton students fail to grasp fundamentals such as multiplication tables, basic shapes, and not sleeping in resource buildings. “My child no longer wants to eat your honor roll student,” say Angry Zombie Parents.'''
 
RIDLEYBANK – Malton Harmanz officials, already under fire for turning the once beautiful city of Malton into a barricaded, litter-ridden, fire-prone death trap, are now coming under fire from zombie leaders after low test scores and standards from area schools were made public last week.
 
“We have always suspected that Malton students' mathematical and language skills were lagging behind the rest of the world “ said Janice Graagh, Director of Harmanz Genocide and Food Safety.. ”Now we finally know the truth. Johnny can't read, write, or even secure a door.”
 
According to the results released last Wednesday, Malton area students ranked last in basic science, writing, and were three-times as likely to believe that tagging and radio operation are fundamental, life-altering skills.
 
“It's a radio. You turn it on. Why is this even in Malton's curriculum?” said Graagh, shaking her head in frustration after witnessing a fifth grader run from a ransacked, overrun Police Station to another ransacked, overrun Police Station. “Really Malton? This is who our zombie children are supposed to eat now? Small and flavorless brains?”
 
Graagh challenged Malton-area schools to increase their funding in science, theoretical mathematics, and other tedious, but brain-developing disciplines, calling the current performance gap “Malton's greatest threat to the sophisticated zombie culinary scene.”
 
"Malton's children deserve more than an educational system that currently raises them to become dumb-witted, easily-picked off targets, “ said Graagh, shaking her head while watching two zombies cut down a small girl trying to spray paint a fire station. “We want highly-intelligent, easily picked off targets.”
 
“Just a week ago, I came across a young high school student walking home from Advanced Police Station Barricading 201,” added Graagh. “He smiled, waved, but then began to scream “No! Pleas! You goin to kill me” as I started to rip his arm off”.
 
“Have Malton's standards really fallen so low, that we are expected to explain to a grieving family that their mauled, dismembered child barely understands basic English?” a tearing Graagh continued. “Malton's children deserve a better future than this. Our children deserve a better meal than this.”
 
Other zombie leaders have suggested that today's students are having trouble adjusting to their new role in today's high-paced, zombie-driven, instant harmanz-snack world.
 
“What these children and what Malton's so called “survivor leaders” need to understand is that without education, many of these kids have no future. The job market already demands a highly-technical, highly-adaptive, highly-trained workforce with well-developed, buttery-flavored brains. Advanced Shotgun training is just not going to get the job done anymore,” said Marc Hrnhrh. “Massive reform is needed if today's students can ever hope to grace our dinner table.”


Targeted, afterschool programs may be vital for many at-risk students, especially when they are surrounded by a hostile group of the undead, continued Hrnhrh. “If you see a child about to overtaken by a bloodthirsty zombie horde, do that student a favor. Enroll him or her in "Contemporary Emergent Literature: From Aristotle to Chaucer" or even "Differential Geometry: Advanced Risk Management" immediately. The zombie palate is a terrible thing to waste. Our stomachs will thank you.”
== Thanks for the speedy help with our page ==


However, not everyone agrees with Graagh's calls for reform.
If you ever want to run an article through the [[BBC]], just say the word.--[[User:Les Nessman BBC|Les Nessman]] 05:46, 26 January 2011 (UTC)
: '''Re-Those images'''-- I'm going to use one of them in my next article I write.  But thanks for the heads up on the rule I was unaware of.  I'll choose which one I like best & delete the other. Thanks!  --[[User:Les Nessman BBC|Les Nessman]] 03:30, 28 January 2011 (UTC)


“Whatevr.” said John Ashton, 11th Grade, Shearbank High. “Im got pla Cal of Dutee.”
== RE: Suburbgroups ==
I am serious about the '''At War With...''' grouping (as a 4th grouping, or maybe sub-grouping, to the existing "Survivor/Zombie/Hostile" groups). It would allow a more neutral classification for two or more fighting Groups which are intended to be on the same side.
The Good Guys, Bad Guys, Griefers is tongue-in-cheek, though I admit I was struggling with "Good/Bad/Griefers" and "Haz Barhah (brainrotted pro-Zombie)/Haz Nah Barhah (ZKers)/Bra!nz (anything with a pulse)".  
And I am indeed Doctor Tom. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 20:23, 25 February 2011 (UTC)
==Poll==
Hey let me know before you open the poll for NPOV SuburbGroups. I'm throwing around the idea of combining the two discussions (SuburbGroups and DangerMap) into one poll. I also sort of have a pretty good idea how the poll should be laid out per the poll guidelines I've been <s>writing</s> <s>borrowing</s> copying from wikipedia. {{User:Vapor/sig}} 06:03, 27 February 2011 (UTC)
:I'll throw up what I was thinking on a test page and then run it by you. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 17:47, 27 February 2011 (UTC)


==Team America/excursion 3==
was orphaned. Find it a home! --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 17:15, 28 February 2011 (UTC)


[[Image:petroad.jpg|center]]
== group categorisation poll  ==


It says I can vote on more than one category. Please stop deleting my votes! --[[User:WanYao|WanYao]]


==A Solution to the Health Care Crisis: Let Zombies Eat Everybody==
== Other category ==
by Murray Jay Suskind


Amidst all this harman ruckus about "health care" and "reform" and "teabagging" something has gotten lost. Something very fundamental. Something that strikes at the very way harman "society" functions... or fails to do so. What the harmanz fail to see is that the true reform comes not from byzantine corporate or government provided health care. True reform comes from the way people live. Or rather, unlive. Today I am going to take on all a series questions frequently asked during this health care debate and explain why the RRF Health Plan (brought to you by death) is far superior to any other on the table.
Would it be better if Other was only visible when there are actual "Other" groups present, like with the historic category? Otherwise, I have to edit 100 suburb templates and it may not even be necessary. {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>00:18, 28 March 2011</sub>
:I went ahead and changed it so that the Other Groups category acts like the Historic Groups category. It will only appear on suburb pages if a group lists themselves as such. Each Suburb Group template will probably still need to be edited, though to keep consistent. The historic attribute is present on each. {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>00:43, 28 March 2011</sub>
::I think that makes a lot of sense. That way, it is only used when it is needed. Which ones are done? We should make a list and just check them off as they are updated. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]]
::Maybe I should rephrase. I spot checked some of the suburb templates. It looks like you already added it to a lot of them. When you say that each suburb template needs to be edited, what changes are you talking about? I want to make sure I am editing the right thing? -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 03:44, 28 March 2011 (BST)
:::I've already edited them all but I could probably use a double check. The templates in questin are [[Template:Ridleybank Groups]] and the like. I think I got them all but I didn't systematically go back and check each suburb page to be sure. {{User:Vapor/sig}} <sub>04:38, 28 March 2011</sub>


'''Is single payer not the most simple, elegant solution?'''
== Weather Templates ==


No. Killing everybody is. Embrace unlife.
Hey some of your weather related templates are currently out of use. It looks like it is mainly the Holiday related ones which I believe are only in use during holidays. Can you take a look at [[special:unusedtemplates]] and see if you can find a home for them? A sandbox will be fine. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>15:26, 10 May 2011 (UTC)</sub>
:They should be off now. They are only used on their respective day. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 17:52, 13 May 2011 (BST)
::Thanks muchly. Good to see you still around the wiki, BTW. I thought maybe you had taken an indefinite leave of absence. ~[[Image:Vsig.png|link=User:Vapor]] <sub>17:54, 13 May 2011 (UTC)</sub>
:::I have been pretty busy finishing things up since April so its still semi-indefinite. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 16:23, 21 May 2011 (BST)


'''I thought the market provided for the most efficient allocation of resources?'''
== Asking for permission with regards to some of your code ==
It doesn't. Markets are a cumbersome and inefficient oddity of those who are living. Those who have embraced unlife care nothing for supply, demand, markets or capital. Any existence that is predicated upon an exchange currency for goods and services is inherently corrupted by livelihood. Die and eat brains. That is the most efficient allocation of resources.


'''What do you think about the government option?'''
Hey! I've been updating and making small improvements to the RRF's wiki pages (see the forum for a full run-down), and whilst browsing your creations, I noticed a [[User:MHSstaff/Recruit|work-in-progress recruitment advert]] for the [[Recruitment]] page. Your design is a lot better than the existing advert, so I've taken that and  updated the top navigation and the list of strike teams, and removed the unfinished template code below the revolving propaganda poster. You can see the combined work [[User:Two_Headed_Sex_Beast/recruit|'''here''']]! I was wondering if you'd give me permission to publish it in place in of the existing advert? With thanks --{{User:Two_Headed_Sex_Beast/sig}} 18:47, 28 July 2011 (BST)
:Heh. Apparently I haven't been here in like forever. Anyways, you can totally use whatever you need! -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 01:12, 10 November 2011 (UTC)


I'm dead. I don't think.
== So, uhh... ==


'''Would an employer mandate truly offer health care for more people, or would it simply contract the labor market as employers shed payroll in order to provide insurance or pay the fine for the fewest amount of people?'''
What's up with [[RRF/WeatherNPOV2|this]] page it seems both dead and in the wrong place. Well, dead, it'll be in the rightish place by the time you see this. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 05:11, 10 January 2012 (UTC)
:Lost in the cobwebs. I forgot about it after the templates were made. Thanks for the catch. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 02:50, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
::K, then that's deleted and it's now [[The Ridleybank Resistance Front/WeatherNPOV2|here]]. --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 08:02, 27 February 2012 (UTC)


The only thing we mandate are 5 or 10 ap into the cades from mature zombies.
== [[User:Rosslessness/Random_Rambling/Sandbox404]] ==


'''This is socialism!'''
Finished a draft. Have a looksee. --[[User:Rosslessness|I'm not the Ross UDWiki needs, ]][[User talk:Rosslessness|I'm the Ross it deserves.]]  16:12, 20 September 2012 (BST)
:I really like how it reads but I think it could use a introductory paragraph / overall summary in the beginning that connects everything together. It's a little too stream of consciousness. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 22:53, 20 September 2012 (BST)
::Cool. Any idea how that would go? --[[User:Rosslessness|I'm not the Ross UDWiki needs, ]][[User talk:Rosslessness|I'm the Ross it deserves.]]  22:54, 20 September 2012 (BST)
:::You could try something [[User:MHSstaff/Projects/RossStuffEdits|like this]]. If you are doing more articles with a similar tone or feel, you could also make it into a "Storytime with Ross" sorta series. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 22:23, 24 September 2012 (BST)
::::Updated link since that space is a temporary area. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 21:11, 12 October 2012 (BST)


No. It's the apocalypse.
== TRP Maps ==


'''Leave the government out of Medicare!'''
Hey! Just wanted to say, great work on those maps! On a related note, can I remove the {{tl|FANom}} template from your userpages so they don't fill up the FA Nominee category? Don't want to make changes to your userspace without permission. Thanks! {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 02:05, 25 October 2012 (BST)
:Heh. Whoops. Forgot about that. I went ahead and deleted it. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 02:26, 25 October 2012 (BST)
::Quick work! Thanks! {{User:Bob Moncrief/Sig}} 02:54, 25 October 2012 (BST)


Uh... the only way to avoid government intervention in Medicare is if all of us die.
== 5th of November talk page ==


'''Is it true that you want to euthanize the elderly?'''
I'm not sure if this is the case, but Two Headed Sex Beast gave me the impression on the talk page that I offended you and the RRF. If that's the case, my sincerest apologies, I was merely trying to avoid clutter :)
If not, please make it clear to Two Headed that there is no need to quarrel. {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 21:43, 4 November 2012 (UTC)
:Dude it's totally all cool. -[[MHS|<span style="color: Black">'''MHS'''</span>]][[User_Talk:MHSstaff|<span style="color: DarkBlue">'''staff'''</span>]] 21:48, 4 November 2012 (UTC)
::Glad to hear that, I'd hate to leave people with a bad feeling on such grand occasion. {{User:Peralta/Signature}} 21:50, 4 November 2012 (UTC)


Yes. Along with children, the middle-aged, young adults, the healthy, the infirm, the disabled... pretty much everyone.
== My Ideas? ==
Pray, continue. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 20:51, 7 November 2012 (UTC)
:I am always happy to work with the press. Journalism keeps us honest. --{{User:DT/Signature}} 01:40, 8 November 2012 (UTC)
::If you're starting up MHS again, let me know how I can help! {{User:CrunchyCake/Sig}} 00:42, 9 November 2012 (UTC)


'''What about wellness and prevention measures? Would this not decrease demand for treatment of those who are ill and in turn have a dramatic effect in curbing the growth of health care costs?'''
==Thanks==


Health care is free if you're dead.
The words that accompanied your vouch were easily one of the kindest things I've seen on this wiki so far, and while I probably won't make the cut, I'd still like to thank you {{smile}}{{User:Peralta/Signature}} 23:19, 20 November 2012 (UTC)


'''Will I be forced into government-run health care?'''
== Hi ==
 
No. You will die.
 
'''Don't you think the President should provide us with the original copy of his birth certificate?'''
 
Wrong meeting. But let me clarify... birth is completely irrelevant to the undead. It's all about the death certificate for us.
 
'''I have diabetes. Would I be excluded from coverage for my pre-existing condition?'''
 
The only condition of our health plan is that you're dead.
 
'''Is it truly reform if we leave employer-provided health care in place? Isn't part of the problem that we tie basic medical coverage to employment creating a perverse dichotomy of those who are well are more able to find employment and get the health care of their choice versus those who are not well and find it very difficult to find health care?'''
 
Zombies aren't employed. Zombies are given RESPONSIBILITY.
 
I hope that clarified many of the questions people had.
 
==Bland Branz Bore Bargarz: Zombies everywhere complain about lack of spicy foods==
by Tarman2007
 
It's official: Harman branz no longer have that zip to them as in days past. Zambahz have noticed a distinct lack of flavour in their daily diets. Our scientists/taste testers have traveled into the field to discover why, and have come back with these findings. According to strenuous research, they have determined that harmans no longer use much of their branzpower, leaving the normally delicious organ with less taste due to the near non-presence of rational thought or clear motivations.
 
One zombie connaisseur concluded their extensive taste-testing researching with these results: "Only a very limited selection of harmanz have any real taste to them, but you have to know where to look. The average shambler is likely to come across blandness in their everyday search for namz. Try to find ones who aren't carrying a lot of useless gear, like empty heavy weapons and swords."
 
The branz of harman murderers, known in Malton as PKers, seem to retain much moar taste, as these organs do seem to get more usage overall, but their low numbers leaves them out as a staple source of diet; they're relegated to the rare delicacy category. The largest known source of nammahnaaz as of current knowledge is the MCM. These particular organs are actually used on a daily basis, providing the seasoning of intelligence that makes the branz extra nammah.
 
==GMT-BC celebrates 6000th Kill with Lucky 6000th Victim==
 
On July 16th, 2009, the GMT Breakfast Club announced that Private Mendoza, currently with the Fortress, was the winner of the MegaMillions MegaBrains GMT-BC Jackpot. The group surprised Mendoza with the news inside Borrer Street Police Department, Shearbank, breaking down the hastily constructed barricades to celebrate with the lucky winner. [[Image:Factorieszombiecopy.jpg|175px|right|Let us work together to bring Malton more Barhah!]]Mendoza, who couldn't be reached for comment, was found curled in a fetal position in a corner office, barely able to contain his excitement over being chosen.
 
The GMT-BC reported that Mendoza elected to receive his prize as the 6000th Kill in one lump installment rather than having an  antagonizing and painful death spread out over twenty years. As Distinguished, Mortificant, Yama LaVey, Adele, and Noctiarth of the GMT-BC looked on, Dick Johansonson cornered the lucky human, and quickly awarded him his prize, ignoring his screams for mercy by severing his spinal column before devouring his brains. The group then proceeded to slaughter the remaining seven humans screaming inside the Police Department as part of an early promotion campaign for the 7000th Kill Jackpot.
 
 
==Harmanz Special Op Ed Piece:“I'm sorry, Dear. But I'm leaving you to resume my quest to add a 50th fire axe to my collection.”==
 
by Janet Richardson<br/>
formerly Malton Fire Department, Engine #34<br/>
currently Prisoner #21B76, Reeducation Camp Alpha
 
Dear James,
 
By the time you finish reading this, I will be gone. It's not you James. It's not even me. In truth there is something else. A higher calling that has convinced me to leave you and the kids, and to help save Malton.
 
I am resuming my quest to add a 50th fire axe to my collection.
 
James, I have left the kids with Cedric. Yes, I know he is addicted to Revive. I know he spends his time sleeping on a couch in a over-barricaded motel, surrounded by filth and garbage from a month's long siege. I know he thinks he can save the world by ignoring unbarricaded safehouses and shooting lone zombies in the street. But, he will be a better parent to them than I could ever hope to be. It's for the best James.
 
I remember the first time we met. I saw you outside in the street, shooting a wounded zombie swaying beside a parked car. You finished him off with a shotgun, and looked in my direction. I glanced back toward you, past the zombies mauling the sick in St Ethelbert's Hospital, past the dying survivors in the ransacked Dempsey Grove Police Station, and smiled when you pistol-whipped that zombie at the revive point, ignoring his pathetic Mrh's. I blew you a kiss, and after I saw you finish the broken corpse with a headshot, I knew that I had finally met a real man here in Malton.
 
You do remember our first date, right, James? His and her matching black dusters. A romantic spam and canned bean dinner on the roof of Philpotts Tower lit by the still burning Hildebrand Mall...You looked perfect in the light as the fire consumed Hildebrand below us. It was fun, wasn't James? And the stories you told that night! I laughed so hard that I forgot about the screams in the distance. You always did know how to show a girl a good time.
 
But James. Those days are past. In this nightmarish world where we are hunted to extinction, we have to remember the basics of survival and continuing on as a species. I can no longer sit around in Roftwood, wasting time establishing safehouses, reviving the fallen, and evacuating the sick and dying. I want to accomplish something with my life before I grow old and frail.
 
I want to find that 50th fire axe.
 
I'm sorry James. You would never understand. You never did. Some girls collect jewelry. I collect axes. Each one perfect for a unique task; each one a special tool in my war against the shambling hordes. Take Axe #27. Red wooden handle, well-balanced, with a finely sharpened metal head. Perfect for a Sunday stroll along the rooftops of Roftwood. Or Axe #18. Red wooden handle, well-balanced, with a finely sharpened metal head. Perfect for a night out to the theater. Or Axe #3. The perfect accessory for that blue halter-top you always liked. And as for Axe #50? Well, I won't know until I see it. But a girl has to have some variety, you know?
 
I'm sorry, James. I really am. I know I promised to be with you in good times and bad, and in sickness and in health. That we would grow old together, you, my dutiful husband and I, your dutiful wife. That we would raise a family together and be together always, united against the hordes.
 
It was fun while it lasted but sometimes there are more important things than love and family.
 
Things like a fire axe.
 
Love always and do take care of yourself,
 
Janet
xoxoxo
 
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Welcome

OMG! This is like a talk page apparently! You can use it to like talk and stuff, in like, the sections below this message, you know? I know, right! Like, if you could, please don't be all like "blah blah blah," which is like totally lame, and instead, if you could be like "blah blah blah" which is like HOTTEST EDIT EVER! TOTALLY!

Request

I guess I don't understand the problem? Do you need the main page edited? If so, it needs to go through requested edits on A/PT. Main Page looks ok to me, though. ~Vsig.png 19:20, 19 January 2011 (UTC)

It actually wasn't a sysop thing and I should have been a lot more specific. I was hoping you could look at it. But I think I figured it out. You have to have the inclusion thing in the template other it makes the header show up like this: ====Featured Articles==== on the main page. I wasn't sure how to do it but your example on the Queue page had the answer. -MHSstaff 19:30, 19 January 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the speedy help with our page

If you ever want to run an article through the BBC, just say the word.--Les Nessman 05:46, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

Re-Those images-- I'm going to use one of them in my next article I write. But thanks for the heads up on the rule I was unaware of. I'll choose which one I like best & delete the other. Thanks! --Les Nessman 03:30, 28 January 2011 (UTC)

RE: Suburbgroups

I am serious about the At War With... grouping (as a 4th grouping, or maybe sub-grouping, to the existing "Survivor/Zombie/Hostile" groups). It would allow a more neutral classification for two or more fighting Groups which are intended to be on the same side. The Good Guys, Bad Guys, Griefers is tongue-in-cheek, though I admit I was struggling with "Good/Bad/Griefers" and "Haz Barhah (brainrotted pro-Zombie)/Haz Nah Barhah (ZKers)/Bra!nz (anything with a pulse)". And I am indeed Doctor Tom. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 20:23, 25 February 2011 (UTC)

Poll

Hey let me know before you open the poll for NPOV SuburbGroups. I'm throwing around the idea of combining the two discussions (SuburbGroups and DangerMap) into one poll. I also sort of have a pretty good idea how the poll should be laid out per the poll guidelines I've been writing borrowing copying from wikipedia. ~Vsig.png 06:03, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

I'll throw up what I was thinking on a test page and then run it by you. -MHSstaff 17:47, 27 February 2011 (UTC)

Team America/excursion 3

was orphaned. Find it a home! --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 17:15, 28 February 2011 (UTC)

group categorisation poll

It says I can vote on more than one category. Please stop deleting my votes! --WanYao

Other category

Would it be better if Other was only visible when there are actual "Other" groups present, like with the historic category? Otherwise, I have to edit 100 suburb templates and it may not even be necessary. ~Vsig.png 00:18, 28 March 2011

I went ahead and changed it so that the Other Groups category acts like the Historic Groups category. It will only appear on suburb pages if a group lists themselves as such. Each Suburb Group template will probably still need to be edited, though to keep consistent. The historic attribute is present on each. ~Vsig.png 00:43, 28 March 2011
I think that makes a lot of sense. That way, it is only used when it is needed. Which ones are done? We should make a list and just check them off as they are updated. -MHSstaff
Maybe I should rephrase. I spot checked some of the suburb templates. It looks like you already added it to a lot of them. When you say that each suburb template needs to be edited, what changes are you talking about? I want to make sure I am editing the right thing? -MHSstaff 03:44, 28 March 2011 (BST)
I've already edited them all but I could probably use a double check. The templates in questin are Template:Ridleybank Groups and the like. I think I got them all but I didn't systematically go back and check each suburb page to be sure. ~Vsig.png 04:38, 28 March 2011

Weather Templates

Hey some of your weather related templates are currently out of use. It looks like it is mainly the Holiday related ones which I believe are only in use during holidays. Can you take a look at special:unusedtemplates and see if you can find a home for them? A sandbox will be fine. ~Vsig.png 15:26, 10 May 2011 (UTC)

They should be off now. They are only used on their respective day. -MHSstaff 17:52, 13 May 2011 (BST)
Thanks muchly. Good to see you still around the wiki, BTW. I thought maybe you had taken an indefinite leave of absence. ~Vsig.png 17:54, 13 May 2011 (UTC)
I have been pretty busy finishing things up since April so its still semi-indefinite. -MHSstaff 16:23, 21 May 2011 (BST)

Asking for permission with regards to some of your code

Hey! I've been updating and making small improvements to the RRF's wiki pages (see the forum for a full run-down), and whilst browsing your creations, I noticed a work-in-progress recruitment advert for the Recruitment page. Your design is a lot better than the existing advert, so I've taken that and updated the top navigation and the list of strike teams, and removed the unfinished template code below the revolving propaganda poster. You can see the combined work here! I was wondering if you'd give me permission to publish it in place in of the existing advert? With thanks --TWO HEADED SEX BEAST 18:47, 28 July 2011 (BST)

Heh. Apparently I haven't been here in like forever. Anyways, you can totally use whatever you need! -MHSstaff 01:12, 10 November 2011 (UTC)

So, uhh...

What's up with this page it seems both dead and in the wrong place. Well, dead, it'll be in the rightish place by the time you see this. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 05:11, 10 January 2012 (UTC)

Lost in the cobwebs. I forgot about it after the templates were made. Thanks for the catch. -MHSstaff 02:50, 27 February 2012 (UTC)
K, then that's deleted and it's now here. --Karekmaps 2.0?! 08:02, 27 February 2012 (UTC)

User:Rosslessness/Random_Rambling/Sandbox404

Finished a draft. Have a looksee. --I'm not the Ross UDWiki needs, I'm the Ross it deserves. 16:12, 20 September 2012 (BST)

I really like how it reads but I think it could use a introductory paragraph / overall summary in the beginning that connects everything together. It's a little too stream of consciousness. -MHSstaff 22:53, 20 September 2012 (BST)
Cool. Any idea how that would go? --I'm not the Ross UDWiki needs, I'm the Ross it deserves. 22:54, 20 September 2012 (BST)
You could try something like this. If you are doing more articles with a similar tone or feel, you could also make it into a "Storytime with Ross" sorta series. -MHSstaff 22:23, 24 September 2012 (BST)
Updated link since that space is a temporary area. -MHSstaff 21:11, 12 October 2012 (BST)

TRP Maps

Hey! Just wanted to say, great work on those maps! On a related note, can I remove the {{FANom}} template from your userpages so they don't fill up the FA Nominee category? Don't want to make changes to your userspace without permission. Thanks! Bob Moncrief EBD•W! 02:05, 25 October 2012 (BST)

Heh. Whoops. Forgot about that. I went ahead and deleted it. -MHSstaff 02:26, 25 October 2012 (BST)
Quick work! Thanks! Bob Moncrief EBD•W! 02:54, 25 October 2012 (BST)

5th of November talk page

I'm not sure if this is the case, but Two Headed Sex Beast gave me the impression on the talk page that I offended you and the RRF. If that's the case, my sincerest apologies, I was merely trying to avoid clutter :) If not, please make it clear to Two Headed that there is no need to quarrel. PB&J 21:43, 4 November 2012 (UTC)

Dude it's totally all cool. -MHSstaff 21:48, 4 November 2012 (UTC)
Glad to hear that, I'd hate to leave people with a bad feeling on such grand occasion. PB&J 21:50, 4 November 2012 (UTC)

My Ideas?

Pray, continue. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 20:51, 7 November 2012 (UTC)

I am always happy to work with the press. Journalism keeps us honest. --DTPraise KnowledgePK 01:40, 8 November 2012 (UTC)
If you're starting up MHS again, let me know how I can help!  CrunchyCake  T  Breakfast Club 00:42, 9 November 2012 (UTC)

Thanks

The words that accompanied your vouch were easily one of the kindest things I've seen on this wiki so far, and while I probably won't make the cut, I'd still like to thank you HappyPB&J 23:19, 20 November 2012 (UTC)

Hi

Are you ever around? I'll take silence as a no. --K 22:51, 3 September 2014 (UTC)

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