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:Dude, you are absolutely welcome.  [[TZH]] is happy to have friends like Team Xtreme, and we hope that the friendship continues.  We don't like the RG, and we think that everyone on Brainstock needs a lobotomy, as well as a swift boot to the ass.  But that doesn't mean that we would ever try to tell someone that they can't use the RG.  Stay out of our way, don't fuck with us, and be awesome.  Thats all it takes for us to stay out of your way, never fuck with you, and be totally awesome all the time.  You guys are cool in my book.  BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 22:33, 22 July 2008 (BST)
:Dude, you are absolutely welcome.  [[TZH]] is happy to have friends like Team Xtreme, and we hope that the friendship continues.  We don't like the RG, and we think that everyone on Brainstock needs a lobotomy, as well as a swift boot to the ass.  But that doesn't mean that we would ever try to tell someone that they can't use the RG.  Stay out of our way, don't fuck with us, and be awesome.  Thats all it takes for us to stay out of your way, never fuck with you, and be totally awesome all the time.  You guys are cool in my book.  BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 22:33, 22 July 2008 (BST)


== [[User:Amber Waves of Pain]] Is an unrepentant shit gobbler ==
And a picture of him is included below.  No, not doing what he is known best for (Gobbling Shit), but rather something else.  Note, calling Urine Waves of Trench "him" is intentional.  Because if anyone believes for one moment that he isn't a perverted fat little monster who gets HIS kicks out of pretending to be female, then they are an idiot.
[[Image:Amberwaves.jpeg]] 
Feel free to share your feelings about Amber Waves of Pain.  But be warned, anything resembling a defense of HIM will be deleted.  If you wonder why I would enact such an idiotic policy, check this out:  [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Amber_Waves_of_Pain#Examples_of_Dhavid.27s.2FTZH.27s_rampant_Cyberstalking Where Lard Waves of Fat does it first]
--[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 22:30, 22 July 2008 (BST)
:AHM NAHM NAHM NAHM NAHM NAHM!!! --{{User:The Surgeon General/sig}} 01:52, 28 August 2008 (BST)
Just some trivia, I know that man. Not personally, God no, but he was involved in a blogging accident. He spilled coffee (I think it was coffee? liquid of a kind anyway, probably not water) and died from electrocution. while I have nothing but respect for the dead I have to say thats a little pathetic. ah well. --[[User:Callous|Callous]] 08:15, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
== [[The Great Suburb Group Massacre]] ==
Thanks. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 21:10, 24 July 2008 (BST)
== Hey ==
After Scour The Earth Left That Message, I did a bunch of checking around and noticed a lot of trails Leading Back To Red Rum. This was strange to me so I then asked my Allies from the Saints to see what they knew of the group. And they told me the same as what you guys told me about the group. Thanks for the heads up. I already took them off the Allies list for our group. I have killed a few Red Rum members before but never got into a discussion with them, but I know they know who we are. That's probably why they left that message for us I don't know for sure what they were doing. But it's good to see that we have friends looking out for us. Team Xtreme won't be having any Alliences or Friendships with Scour The Earth, when I left that message on their talks page that's before I noticed the trail leading back to Red Rum. Thanks alot.--[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 18:58, 25 July 2008 (BST)
==Team Strike Force?==
Hey I was wondering if you know how to get in touch with Team Strike Force. We made a mistake and killed Mike Smith who I mistaked for Mark Smith. Jimaine went under my orders to take him out and I wanted to get in touch with Mike to let him know we are sorry for the mistake. --[[User:Josh Clark|Josh Clark]] 16:12, 10 September 2009 (BST)
==Signing==
Use " <nowiki>--~~~~</nowiki> " to sign. Also, if posting a link to your user page, don't use { tags, because that templates your user page. Use [ instead.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 19:51, 11 September 2009 (BST)
:Not a problem.--{{User:Yonnua Koponen/signature‎}} 19:55, 11 September 2009 (BST)
== Warning ==
[[Image:Stop_hand.png|left|35px]]Please do not impersonate other users on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked.--{{User:The General/sig}} 21:28, 11 September 2009 (BST)
:: My bad General, once [[user:a11an0n|AegisTyra]] did it here: [[http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=User_talk:A11an0n&diff=prev&oldid=1560354]] I figured it was allowable.  I should have known better than to take lessons from a wiki vandal.  It won't happen again.  BALLS TO THE WHALLS!--[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 23:46, 11 September 2009 (BST)
== Arbitration ==
Your presence is requested at [[UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration]] to take part in an arbitration dispute. I'm posting this on both yours and Duke's page. --[[User:A11an0n|AegisTyra]]
==[[UDWiki:Administration/Arbitration/AegisTyra vs Dhavid Grohl]]==
Please post your opening statement. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 16:37, 24 November 2009 (UTC)
:Right, almost done, please respond to the question I've posted on the arbies page, and we canwrap this all up neatly. --{{User:Rosslessness/Sig}} 08:47, 25 November 2009 (UTC)
==Balls to the what, now?==
Just wondered if you could let me know what your chant is, one of your members ran past me the other day whaling it, and I felt like joining in the escapades. Many thanks in advance! {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 00:03, 28 December 2010 (UTC)
--<br>
*snip*  <--- formerly a long and stupid rant by ziv.
You two need to have your conversations to eachother somewhere else.  ziv, get a life and spam her on your own space.  Time for some snippage.  BOOYA!  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 00:47, 29 December 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah! You go, Grohl! BALLS TO THE WALLS! {{User:Ashley Valentine/sig}} 01:01, 29 December 2010 (UTC)


== Missive ==
== Missive ==


Yo, Dave :)
(snip) <--  offer on bullshit DSS terms for peace. REJECTED. Reasonable counter offer by TZH similarly rejected.  Side comments by Axe. Check the history if you're interested. Not worth space on the page. Section scheduled for deletion when I remember it at somepoint in the future?  Possibly on a wed?  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 05:38, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
 
:: Good job it wasn't a Thursday then. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. {{User:Kempy/sig}} 05:59, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
This is going to be long. Light up and grab a beer, and get one for me while you're at it.
::: ^awesome. --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 06:28, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
 
I've been reading your pages, even your old forums, to form me an opinion of TZH. I think you're alright. I have to say, man, you have a way to come through like complete knuckleheads, but I think I'm starting to see through that. I hope it isn't my own wishful thinking misleading me here.
 
I'm actually going to explain myself to you now, and then I'm going to propose you a deal.
 
But before I go on: you've asked me to email you. Not going to happen, I'm afraid. It's not that my email addy is such a big secret but, no offence Dave, I'm not quite ready to just give it away to the guy who already called me a douche eating pus guzzler, and directed me to talk to his nuts. I hope you understand. I just have had bad experiences before. If you want a more private venue, then register to the DSS forum and PM me there.
 
So. We're having a shootout. It started because I killed Papa Nixon for a bounty, and some months later he chose to make me pay for it (good show btw Papa), and then you came to us with a threat of confrontation and an angry rant. And now we've gone on a bit of a rampage on you lads. Here's the score by the way, nine days into this:
 
{{User:Hashk/Sandpit/4}}
 
And it's about to get worse, I'm afraid. What can I say, I'm a tough chick, I play hard. And my guy, and my best friend who you might get to meet soon? They're even tougher than I am. There is no softness of core in the DSS.


What I hope you understand now, though, is that I'm not out to annoy you guys, or to "punish" you, or in some way demonstrate I'm better than you. Who the fuck am I to try and pass judgement on people, huh, and over an online game at all this. You mentioned groups trying to "dislodge" you... man, that is a silly notion. I'm not trying to dislodge anyone or anything. I'm playing a game I like to play. Killing people while staying alive is an interesting challenge, it's the bit of Urban Dead that still holds my interest. I like to play this game. I don't force people to play it--goodness gracious I'm not that much of a bitch. But you sort of invited me to play it with you.
==Oh DAAAAAAAVE....==


See, I once saw someone refer to bounty hunting as "opt-in PKing". That's a very apt description. I shoot bountied people because, when they killed in the first place, they knew getting hunted in return was a possible consequence, yet they still did it. They opted in. When Papa shot me in retaliation, he further confirmed in my eyes it is fair to play this game with him. And when you warned me about things escalating, speaking on behalf of your group apparently, well, you made me happy. You opted in for the whole of TZH (I hope you told them btw, I would hate RFK or Duke thinking they got shot for no reason).
I'm really upset with you and your group. First you cause the Writer's Strike back in 2008, and now you're trying to cancel everything worth watching on TV?  I'm afraid we have to take issue with your folks again. And even worse than that, as soon as we start trying to find you to have it out, you all go into HIDING!?  What happened to the TZH I used to know?  You hide now?  Have the [[Philosophe Knights]] turned you all into suckling babes?  Are you still butthurt from the beat-down we gave you five years ago?  Man up, Dhave, this is not at all attractive.  Kiss kiss! --[[User:Sarah Silverman|Sarah Silverman]] 20:55, 12 February 2013 (UTC)


Anyhow, we got where we are.


What now? Well I mentioned a deal above. Here it is. It's more of an understanding than a deal proper. Have a butchers, tell me what you think.
: LOL.  SOrry you got your panties in a bunch Sarah. Except not really. Its true that there are fewer of us than there used to be, and we have had some of our shakers and movers head over to an equally awesome yet completely unrelated group "Hardcore Zombie Team".  But we are still rocking face and kicking ass.  Or rocking ass and kicking face.  Either way works. If you're interested in dialogue without the wiki posturing, you're welcome to email me. Otherwise, get bent!  BALLS TO THE WHALLS!  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 21:21, 12 February 2013 (UTC)


First: there will be no formal exclusion to killing on either side. This is good for us both. We do not and will not apologise for our work, and we won't consider off-limits any of you; conversely, we do owe you quite a few deaths by now, and you are welcome to collect, at your own risk, whenever you are able to.


Saying that, soon as you convey me your agreement we will stop targeting you guys specifically. You do as you please; I'll expect the occasional shooting but we'll just laugh it off, like we do when we get shot by people we like. Mind, if then we do fight back, I expect the same coolness from you. Further: you will show some respect to the diamonds. You will acknowledge our hardcoreness, and deem us, if not friends you can kill and die to, then at least worthy enemies.
::[[Image:Face.jpg|left|thumb|175 px|Portrait of Grohl's Mom]]What fun is dialogue without wiki posturing?  I came here for some good old fashioned wiki posturing, and you'd better fucking deliver, mister. I'm not offering terms really, unless you'd like to deliver your nuts in a FedEx box to Izumi Orimoto in St. Alexander's hospital and tell her that Sarah sent you. So not much point in dialogue-ing.


Oh and you'll pack it in with the names. You may address me as "Soph", "Sophie", "Dr. Ames", or even "babe" if you want, but you will stop well short of "pus guzzler", for crying out loud.
What happened to your forum?  It's like I don't even have to kill you because you're already dead!  As you know there are VERY few of us, but we're all coming to find and kill you.  Or you could just come to the Blytheville/Lockettside area and just make it easier for us.  Why?  Because you embody everything that is reality TV. You are are the personification of "the Bachelorette." Your boss Whalberg started out ok with the first season of Entourage, but then fucked it up.  For these things you must and will pay.


So in sum: I'm offering you to back off and let things revert to what they were before, and in exchange I want you to lighten up, try and have a laugh off it all, and for fuck's sake get a kill on us already.
See you soon, not-so-handsome.  And your little dogs too!--[[User:Sarah Silverman|Sarah Silverman]] 21:45, 12 February 2013 (UTC)


What you say? --{{User:Hashk/sig}} 02:00, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
::: Bitch please.  TZH is all over the fucking place.  By "fewer" I mean "less than the 30 that we had when you were here before".  We stopped operating the forums because shitbags kept spying.  After a few months of feeding them misinformation we got bored.  Instead we use email to get our targeted strikes on.  But the fucking point is that we are all over the fucking place, owning everyone all the time.  You have probably seen some of our masterful tag art, portraits of Whalberg getting a blowjob by a plain white mask.  Heh, awesome.  And don't you dare mock Entourage, don't you FUCKING DARE!  BALLS TO THE WHALLS!  ROCK AND ROHL! --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 22:55, 12 February 2013 (UTC)
:::: Hey dude, I don't know if youre the one to talk about this but I propose an alliance with two of my groups, but especially the North Blythville Defenders, we are based out of Neot General Hospital and been operating the Male Blvd RP for a while, I took over leadership after I noticed Torturos the leader had left a solid skeleton of a group left over and people were following the spraypainted messages to go to Male Blvd and were waiting in vain for a stick. I noticed you added the two groups to the list of groups, but I just wanted to make sure you guys are indeed actual~~y active and willing to coexist and cohabitate NorBly, also my group on my main the [[Malton Gangsta Syndicate]] wants to form a gangsta ass alliance because were too similar - [[User: Levi Romero|Blackpeoplemeetdotcom]]18:48, 31 August 2015 (UTC)

Latest revision as of 18:48, 31 August 2015

Dear Dhavid

  • Snip!* <---formerly a bunch of shitspout by ziv. If you care to read his garbage and my honeyed-tongued and hilarious responses to said garbage, go to his page and read it. ziv sucks! Its truth! SUPLEX! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 00:49, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

Greetings David

I am Vladimir, and I wish to contact you. Would you please leave me a message on my talk page. It is about the DEM, DORIS, Red Rum and MANY other thing. I am also an ambassador for a group I cannot name. Please, respond quickly.

Our organisation needs you, and the power of Whalberg too. Don't like the DEM? Then, please leave a message. BALLZ TO THE WHALLZ!!!

Old Stuff Worth Keeping

Stop insulting people

Please stop griefing and insulting other players, and stop calling them rapists.

check the history on the above post, it was from Hikari Kisugi . Also known as Lady HK from the Brainstock Forums. Also known as Dirty Girl. She has asked me to stop calling her a rapist, which I can't in good conscience do considering the following photo:

LADYHKTEXTRAPE.jpg

Note above, where a Phullofshit Kiddigrabber text raped members of TZH. Yeah, pretty hilarious isn't it. And yet everyone sucks up to them all the time and licks their balls because they want to be just as emo and cool. Well guess what douche bags, TZH don't play that. The Philosophe Knights can eat chode and die. Especially Lady HK, who is probably a fat man with a fucking Asian fetish. Pretty sure that stupid sack quit the game. Probably because I made him cry. Go eat your mommas toejam you freak. Malton doesn't need your text raping kind. Guess what, No member of TZH has ever, in the history of our team, pulled shit like what Lady HK did in the above screenshot. But people keep shooting us, and keep sticking their noses up the PK's asses. Do I give a damn? Nope. I'm not the one with the shit nose. SUCK ONE. --Dhavid Grohl 04:18, 7 November 2009 (UTC)


Some Definitions:

The following section was added for the clarification of those ignorant to Hikari Kisugi 's crime of Text Rape. These definitions, some straight out of State Legal Code clearly show that the crime Hikari Kisugi was unequivocally TEXT RAPE, and while it was posted in an out of game text box rather than an in game text box, her crimes are no less heinous.

American Heritage Dictionary -

rape (n.)

  1. The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
  2. The act of seizing and carrying off by force; abduction.
  3. Abusive or improper treatment; violation: a rape of justice.


tr.v. raped, rap·ing, rapes

  1. To force (another person) to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse; commit rape on.
  2. To seize and carry off by force.
  3. To plunder or pillage.

While this dictionary mentions intercourse, intercourse (or penetration) is not mentioned anywhere. A sexual act is any act that is sexual in nature. The touching of another's genitals is sexual (in Lady HK's case, violently so).

And then again here:

Main Entry: (Webster's Dictionary) sex act Function:noun Date: 1918

1 : coitus —used with the
2 : an act performed with another for sexual gratification

More specific information can be found here: [1]

in which the following is said:

" 1 4 The term "sex act" or "sexual activity" means any sexual

 1  5 contact between two or more persons by:  penetration of the
 1  6 penis into the vagina or anus; contact between the mouth and
 1  7 genitalia or by contact between the genitalia of one person
 1  8 and the genitalia or anus of another person; contact between
 1  9 the finger or hand of one person and the genitalia or anus of
 1 10 another person, except in the course of examination or
 1 11 treatment by a person licensed pursuant to chapter 148, 148C,
 1 12 150, 150A, 151, or 152; or by use of artificial sexual organs
 1 13 or substitutes therefor in contact with the genitalia or anus
 1 14 or by penetration of any object into the genitalia or anus
 1 15 except in the course of examination or treatment by a person
 1 16 licensed pursuant to chapter 148, 148C, 150, 150A, 151, or
 1 17 152.  

"

(Bolded for emphasis) Thats right out of the Iowa General Assembly

Conclusion: Hikari Kisugi is a TEXT RAPIST. She should be KOS, DNR, and Ignored.

--Dhavid Grohl 04:48, 10 June 2008 (BST)

I took out Grimch's post, mainly because he was talking out of his ass and acting like a huge tool. Get bent Grimch. --Dhavid Grohl 04:20, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

List of Individuals Who Disagree With The Above Definitions, and Continue to Wrongly Defend Hikari Kisugi

Hikari Kisugi
Grimch
Amber Waves of Pain
Sir WV - You bet WV.
D4rkH4wk

New Stuff

THANKS!

Thanks for that Awesome Pic on our Talks Page! We LOVE IT!!! Very cool.--Josh Clark 18:24, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Dude, you are absolutely welcome. TZH is happy to have friends like Team Xtreme, and we hope that the friendship continues. We don't like the RG, and we think that everyone on Brainstock needs a lobotomy, as well as a swift boot to the ass. But that doesn't mean that we would ever try to tell someone that they can't use the RG. Stay out of our way, don't fuck with us, and be awesome. Thats all it takes for us to stay out of your way, never fuck with you, and be totally awesome all the time. You guys are cool in my book. BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 22:33, 22 July 2008 (BST)


Missive

(snip) <-- offer on bullshit DSS terms for peace. REJECTED. Reasonable counter offer by TZH similarly rejected. Side comments by Axe. Check the history if you're interested. Not worth space on the page. Section scheduled for deletion when I remember it at somepoint in the future? Possibly on a wed? --Dhavid Grohl 05:38, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

Good job it wasn't a Thursday then. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 05:59, 12 January 2011 (UTC)
^awesome. --Dhavid Grohl 06:28, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

Oh DAAAAAAAVE....

I'm really upset with you and your group. First you cause the Writer's Strike back in 2008, and now you're trying to cancel everything worth watching on TV? I'm afraid we have to take issue with your folks again. And even worse than that, as soon as we start trying to find you to have it out, you all go into HIDING!? What happened to the TZH I used to know? You hide now? Have the Philosophe Knights turned you all into suckling babes? Are you still butthurt from the beat-down we gave you five years ago? Man up, Dhave, this is not at all attractive. Kiss kiss! --Sarah Silverman 20:55, 12 February 2013 (UTC)


LOL. SOrry you got your panties in a bunch Sarah. Except not really. Its true that there are fewer of us than there used to be, and we have had some of our shakers and movers head over to an equally awesome yet completely unrelated group "Hardcore Zombie Team". But we are still rocking face and kicking ass. Or rocking ass and kicking face. Either way works. If you're interested in dialogue without the wiki posturing, you're welcome to email me. Otherwise, get bent! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 21:21, 12 February 2013 (UTC)


Portrait of Grohl's Mom
What fun is dialogue without wiki posturing? I came here for some good old fashioned wiki posturing, and you'd better fucking deliver, mister. I'm not offering terms really, unless you'd like to deliver your nuts in a FedEx box to Izumi Orimoto in St. Alexander's hospital and tell her that Sarah sent you. So not much point in dialogue-ing.

What happened to your forum? It's like I don't even have to kill you because you're already dead! As you know there are VERY few of us, but we're all coming to find and kill you. Or you could just come to the Blytheville/Lockettside area and just make it easier for us. Why? Because you embody everything that is reality TV. You are are the personification of "the Bachelorette." Your boss Whalberg started out ok with the first season of Entourage, but then fucked it up. For these things you must and will pay.

See you soon, not-so-handsome. And your little dogs too!--Sarah Silverman 21:45, 12 February 2013 (UTC)

Bitch please. TZH is all over the fucking place. By "fewer" I mean "less than the 30 that we had when you were here before". We stopped operating the forums because shitbags kept spying. After a few months of feeding them misinformation we got bored. Instead we use email to get our targeted strikes on. But the fucking point is that we are all over the fucking place, owning everyone all the time. You have probably seen some of our masterful tag art, portraits of Whalberg getting a blowjob by a plain white mask. Heh, awesome. And don't you dare mock Entourage, don't you FUCKING DARE! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! ROCK AND ROHL! --Dhavid Grohl 22:55, 12 February 2013 (UTC)
Hey dude, I don't know if youre the one to talk about this but I propose an alliance with two of my groups, but especially the North Blythville Defenders, we are based out of Neot General Hospital and been operating the Male Blvd RP for a while, I took over leadership after I noticed Torturos the leader had left a solid skeleton of a group left over and people were following the spraypainted messages to go to Male Blvd and were waiting in vain for a stick. I noticed you added the two groups to the list of groups, but I just wanted to make sure you guys are indeed actual~~y active and willing to coexist and cohabitate NorBly, also my group on my main the Malton Gangsta Syndicate wants to form a gangsta ass alliance because were too similar - Blackpeoplemeetdotcom18:48, 31 August 2015 (UTC)