User talk:Suburban Ed

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	Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia
	Down with tyranny! Stop the oppression! This user is a member of that vast mob of pitchfork-and-torch-wielding malcontents known as Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia

--Vandr 05:54, 27 October 2007 (BST)

Why thank you. It is beautiful. --Suburban Ed 00:44, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

Loved it

Was hiding from pking zergs at club Chandler and Mechel bank, trying to kill them next.But that made my day :) Dmulya (talk) 15:18, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Happy to be of service! I also kill zergs and can certainly spread the love their way as well. --Suburban Ed (talk)

( ✧Д✧) YES!! Dmulya (talk) 15:39, 29 March 2021 (UTC)

Nice shot

You're still a crack shot in the dark it appears. I won't be reporting or even retaliating. Great job though. I logged in right as you got the kill shot off too lol.

--Matt Aries--

Hah, thank you, sir. I hope some part of you is now tempted to return to a life of PKing. --Suburban Ed (talk) 19:09, 6 August 2015 (UTC)

Nope not really, been there done that, and I'm trying to step away from that for the foreseeable future. I leave this as a parting gift. Until next time.

	Cocksmacked
	Matt Aries just cocksmacked you across the face.

Whullo!

Nice to see someone had shot a few pain in the butt bounty hunters lately! DanceDanceRevolution 08:29, 22 July 2008 (BST)

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sorry to just randomly add something here but...800 PK's!! that is incrEDible!! unreal!! --a fan --Irounds 01:43, 16 October 2008 (BST)

Just a note, Ed, when you get to 1000, I'm going to throw a party for you. Your choice of location. See you soon! D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 06:42, 15 May 2009 (BST)

Wee, party! --Suburban Ed 21:36, 15 May 2009 (BST)

If you'd like to come to the North/South Blythville area, you can increase your kill count dramatically and in the company of a large segment of the PKer community. Many of us are down that way on a text-rapist/zerg hunt. Take a look at the PKer Hub for corrdination if this is of interest to you. Praise Knowledge! --Ov 27 May 2009

I love you.

You are my sunshine --Strata 21:43, 5 December 2009 (UTC)

Ouch!

Ya bugger. ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

03:32, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Sorry for the lack of commentary. I had a bad day.--Suburban Ed 03:38, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

I gathered that when you turned my torso into a colander. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

03:48, 3 December 2010 (UTC)

Those contact list

[1] possibly to with [2]?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:16, 2 July 2011 (BST)

Wot no talky?

I getz no kill speech? *sad face* --Raven Corvus 17:34, 24 April 2012 (BST)

Alas, since you were nestled down in a dark club I didn't have the AP to spare. It was quite the challenge to get that final kill blow in.--Suburban Ed 19:07, 24 April 2012 (BST)

*Le sigh* I understand completely having been forced to do that by the RNG before APing out. But for future reference, I much prefer the talky to the final blow......you know, just in case it ever comes up again. --Raven Corvus 22:52, 24 April 2012 (BST)

Hah! Noted. If you feel compelled to try and claim my bounty in the future I also prefer that you claim it with a newspaper, rather than bullets. FYI! --Suburban Ed 16:10, 25 April 2012 (BST)

FYI I have totally done this. (My personal favourite is fuel+flare, though.) ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 05:34, 27 April 2012 (BST)

Yo!

I was just having a butchers at your kill tally and something's caught my eye that I have to mention. Looking back at the first time you ever killed me (Sid James Jr, kill #1013) and your current kill count now of 1460. I can't for the life of me find the screenie of you killing me back then, but I can roughly place it to around mid August of 2009. Working it out then, that's a good 437 whacks you've made in just over 2 & 1/2 years. That's pretty fucking impressive mate.

Nice going man. ~ Kempy 

“YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

18:12, 6 May 2012 (BST)

Edlet is a fucking machine. I don't know where he gets the energy, I really don't. He's like the Energizer Bunny or something. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 19:07, 6 May 2012 (BST)

Yeah, Energizer Bunny on speed, dissolved in Red Bull. Wielding two shotguns from the future, the unlimited barrels of which are the very engine of the TARDIS itself. Malton is his city, we just live (and die) in it. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

:D Why thank you, I do try.--Suburban Ed 23:23, 6 May 2012 (BST)

>;(

Somebody has spraypainted Suburban Ed do not revive KOS onto a wall. --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 11:57, 15 September 2013 (BST)

It was I. Nobody gets to revive him but me. --DT^PK 16:05, 15 September 2013 (BST)

I have been playing with the GHPD lately, I know they've taken to tagging the streets too. --Suburban Ed 18:01, 15 September 2013 (BST)

My goodness

1575 Karloth vois

I logged in approx once this last year. You're a killing machine! --Karloth Vois ^¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:44, 22 March 2016 (UTC)

Hah, thanks. I'm not very active anymore but still log in to kill some peeps every now and then. --Suburban Ed (talk) 16:31, 24 March 2016 (UTC)

i'm popping in and out... god damn boredom. golam is is the sw. lets have some fun. --User:Sexualharrison13:42, 4 December 2016

Be careful

You might want to double check who you call a zerg dear. Your reputation will surely go down the drain if you call that out without facts backing you up and tonight you proved to be doing just that and as low as any players in this game that believe the hype zergs puts out there... or even worst, following players you think have the right answers and are fooling you. This entertaining message coming to you from one tough zerg fighter and quite insulted. Kill as you wish, its all in good fun, but if your taunt as as boring and reflecting boredom as seen tonight, we are coming after you. Good thing I guess as you seem bored out of your mind. Yes, I've been tracking you around. --Annabelle whispers (talk) 23:34, 18 November 2017 (UTC)