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suburb=Stanbury Village| | |||
coordinates=56,52| | |||
location_type=Bank| | |||
NW_location=[[The Stollery Building|the Stollery Building]]|NW_color=Building| | |||
N_location=[[Wasteland 56,51|wasteland]]|N_color=Wasteland| | |||
NE_location=[[Halsey Auto Repair|Halsey Auto Repair]]|NE_color=Auto Repair| | |||
W_location=[[Bently Towers|Bently Towers]]|W_color=Tower| | |||
This_location=Boyd Bank|location_color=Bank| | |||
E_location=[[Brougham Way|Brougham Way]]|E_color=Street| | |||
SW_location=[[Bateman Way|Bateman Way]]|SW_color=Street| | |||
S_location=[[Brome Library|Brome Library]]|S_color=Library| | |||
SE_location=[[Stribling Library|Stribling Library]]|SE_color=Library}} | |||
===Description=== | |||
The building is a derelict yellow-stone building. The armored truck loading dock has a semi parked inside with a giant S logo on its side. No one is entirely sure what the S might stand for, but ''Snacks'' is the best guess. | |||
===History=== | |||
[[Image:Kris-boyd.jpg|thumb|left|300px|The blue Monster Munch monster]] | |||
Boyd Bank is unusual in that it was set up by an individual at the turn of the 21st century in order to protect his personal assets. As the individual was former Rangers striker '''Kris Boyd''', it will be no surprise to learn that those 'assets' consisted of several million packets of ''Monster Munch'' in the full range of flavours (but especially beef), which Boyd ordered kept in the bank's especially cool, dark vault in order to ensure he would have a regular supply of the tasty corn snacks should, say, a zombie apocalypse occur. | |||
[[Image:MonsterMunch_SR.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Kris Boyd]] | |||
Boyd's apparent far-sightedness proved fruitless, however, as the tubby goal-poaching wonder was an irresistible target for zombies, who also enjoy meaty snacks. Boyd - who was seeing out his career with [[Malton_Rovers_football_team|Malton Rovers']] reserve team - was seized upon as he left [[Floyde Stadium]], and his undying fanbase declared he was indeed a "harman bargarz" with [[Zombie_Lexicon|"barbaga zaarz"]] to remember. | |||
Since the [[Malton Incident]] the bank is usually too dark for any of the Monster Munch packets (now long past their sell-by date, as was Boyd) to be found, but munching monsters are often spotted. | |||
===Barricade Policy=== | |||
EHB at all times. | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:44, 7 July 2012
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Stanbury Village [56,52]
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Description
The building is a derelict yellow-stone building. The armored truck loading dock has a semi parked inside with a giant S logo on its side. No one is entirely sure what the S might stand for, but Snacks is the best guess.
History
Boyd Bank is unusual in that it was set up by an individual at the turn of the 21st century in order to protect his personal assets. As the individual was former Rangers striker Kris Boyd, it will be no surprise to learn that those 'assets' consisted of several million packets of Monster Munch in the full range of flavours (but especially beef), which Boyd ordered kept in the bank's especially cool, dark vault in order to ensure he would have a regular supply of the tasty corn snacks should, say, a zombie apocalypse occur.
Boyd's apparent far-sightedness proved fruitless, however, as the tubby goal-poaching wonder was an irresistible target for zombies, who also enjoy meaty snacks. Boyd - who was seeing out his career with Malton Rovers' reserve team - was seized upon as he left Floyde Stadium, and his undying fanbase declared he was indeed a "harman bargarz" with "barbaga zaarz" to remember.
Since the Malton Incident the bank is usually too dark for any of the Monster Munch packets (now long past their sell-by date, as was Boyd) to be found, but munching monsters are often spotted.
Barricade Policy
EHB at all times.
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