Talk:Malton Uprising

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The Manifesto

Get an editor. I understand that you have a couple legitimate complaints about the DEM that I completely disagree with, but that's no excuse for that mangled piece of garbage you posted on both Brainstock and your own wiki page. Seriously, how can you describe yourself as the "silent majority" before stating that you have "no superiority in numbers" the very next sentence? Were you trying to make us laugh? If you want the DEM to take you seriously in any way, at least put forth some effort into your presentation. Let me guess, "We'll see how seriously you take us when we blah blah blah." I assure you, your little vendetta will not affect the DEM much at all, and you will be remembered for the abortion of the English language that you posted. Good day. --William Told 03:21, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I somewhat agree with this. Next time you guys want a Manifesto/Angry Letter/Whiny Rambling Lament just bring your grievances to me and I'll write it for you.--Janine 02:41, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Piss and whine. X[ --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||00:12, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Let's see. Right now DEM is entertaining some dark plan within their "so-called" study group to alter the RG reports in a sad attempt to try and turn PKers against one another. We welcome this plan wholeheartedly and hope it passes. It's crap like this that has people fed up with you DEM scum. I've witnessed DEM bias all week from Kristi down to the mindless newbie noobs who try to act like they still have a brain cell in their heads with their ridiculous ideas. Kristi for that matter has done her best to bait me into flaming her in at least 3 threads this week. The DEM disgust me. --Headless gunner ^W! 08:02, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Open Letter to all Editors

Keep right on editing this page.

You'll only make me laugh harder.--Labine50 ^{MEMS | MHG} 03:47, 1 September 2008 (BST)

lulz--William Told 04:22, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Sorry I can't do that and comply to your "ANNEDNUM".Also get your

spelling, comprehension and grammar right.--Forgotten86 ^MCDU:T 09:43, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Secruss, Alphy. Why did one of you post this on lobotomystock? Now you're only going to get the "we dun't du nutn" crowd.--Janine 02:52, 2 September 2008 (BST)

For the lulz. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||00:13, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Dulston, Liberated?

The entire northeast quarter of Dulston is permanently ruined. Up to a third of the suburb's buildings are ruined at any given time. What (if anything) has the Malton Uprising actually done to make Dulston a better place? Turkmenbashi 14:10, 1 September 2008 (BST)

The corners of the map are always ruined. Miltown. New Arkham. All of the extinction zone. They don't get no flow of survivor traffic. You should know this. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||16:09, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Pfft. I'm in the NW corner right now, and there's plenty of traffic.--Helgi Hundingsbane 19:34, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I don't even think you play this game, Secruss. FYI, very commonly New Arkham is doing quite alright. Same goes for Miltown, in fact it's usually quite safe. And the only reason Daker is ruined most of the time (though some folk are up there right now changing that...) is because... well... we know why... As for Dulston, I'd say that a lot of it has been liberated from the clutches of a truly tyrannical, arrogant and power hungry organisation, GRAAAAAAGH!!! --WanYao 19:49, 1 September 2008 (BST)

New Arkham isn't full of zombies because nobody lives there for zombies to eat. New Arkham is like the Wyoming of Malton. Lowest population, lowest interest, piece of crap. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 19:52, 1 September 2008 (BST)

New Arkham rawks. You need to get away from the malls, Sonny... far, far away from them... they make you soft and weak... You've forgotten the meaning of BARHAH!... Even survivors can know Barhah, it's rare, but it happens. It's not too late, even for you, who once knew Barhah. And the best place to relearn these things is a suburb 1/2 a day from a mall, with no Police Departments. --WanYao 20:12, 1 September 2008 (BST)

I haven't felt Barhah since we overthrew Caiger Mall and occupied it as Barhah Mall. Since then Barhah slowly died in me. Now I feel the love of Pluto. And I am not a Mallrat. It's just that New Arkham has a population of 5. All of them are passing through. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 20:20, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Are any of you actually DOWN there in New Arkham right now? It's doing all right. My alt went down there to try to do some crazy-repair-revive stuff, and found it a mostly-repaired and decently populated place. --Jen 21:24, 1 September 2008 (BST)

No, Jen... Because PKers like Sonny and Secruss only hang around suburbs with malls and forts closeby... the flipside of the mallrat coin, you know... i.e., trenchcoaters. I'd LOVE to see them ply their "trade" in New Arkham... But it won't happen. EVAR. Because the closest these types come to being badass is by being full of poop... --WanYao 01:32, 2 September 2008 (BST)

I agree with Sonny, for once. The Wyoming part. --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||00:44, 2 September 2008 (BST)

I'm not in Mall suburbs. Gibsonton don't have a Mall. And I'm not in New Arkham because nobody lives there. And you proved my point of the only people who do go there only pass through. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 01:34, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Like I said, you only hang out in suburbs with malls nearby... Gibsontown is smack in the middle of THREE of the most populous and safest malls in the game... Also, if you ever got over your fear of zombies and dependance on powered mall-level search rates long enough to visit New Arkham, you'd see how wrong you are about no one living there. But, it'll NEVAR happen. --WanYao 01:41, 2 September 2008 (BST)

There are two malls within easy traveling distance of New Arkham. There are few suburbs in Malton where a mall isn't nearby to gather supplies from, so your argument is 80% bull, Wan. While it's true that some people are mallrats and just spend all their time in the malls, it's damn near impossible to stay in a suburb that's not within 2 - 3 suburbs of at least one mall. I agree with Sonny and Secruss. New Arkham is just boring as shit. -Russell Oakley 08:13, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Agreed. It is pretty horrendously boring. Some crazy group needs to get together and go spice things up down there. --Jen 21:30, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Always ruined? The fine upstanding folks of the Dulston Alliance might be a tad surprised to find out that you think their suburb is "always ruined". I mean hell, we're talking the suburb that's been nicknamed "Dullston" here. We're talking the first suburb that gets mentioned in any conversation about survivors sleeping ourdoors, and any conversation about survivor groups who can't organise their way out of a wet paper bag when there's a challenge because there's so rarely been a challenge. Meanwhile, you're calling Dulston "liberated" when a third of it is in ruins and there's not even a major horde there. Tell us again how the Malton Uprising is gonna make things better? Turkmenbashi 11:19, 2 September 2008 (BST)

By making a friggin sweet wiki page for it. Duh. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 19:23, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Masturbation^. There are children present, you guys.--Alphy 20:50, 2 September 2008 (BST)

Where is the argument going, again? --Secruss^|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA||EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ||MU|GN|C2008||00:14, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Going down the direction of Sweetsville. Next stop, Awesometown. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 00:24, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Masturbation's as good a word as any. You've just listed a bunch of suburbs that the DEM aren't active in and declared that you've "liberated" them. What next? Gonna make an anti-RRF group and declare that you've just liberated New Arkham? And meanwhile the question still stands: what (if any) improvements should we expect to see in the suburbs that you've "liberated"? What in-game effect is this ever going to have? Turkmenbashi 05:18, 3 September 2008 (BST)

*sigh* Some of those questions still stand because I at least didn't think them worth the effort to bother responding to yesterday. But if you're going to keep harping on that note:

• The DEM currently claims to be active in nearly all of those suburbs. If they are not actually active there (or are active with a grand total of two members), perhaps they should stop claiming to be a presence in the area. If you note Ye Olde Liberated Manifesto, that IS one of the demands. Moreover -- if, instead of relying on the unreliable wiki, one goes with the "actually, we're pretty much everywhere, because of our mobile units" response I received from Father Thompson a couple weeks ago, I think we're justified in suspecting there's probably DEM in Dulston, Pescodside, Roftwood, East Grayside, and Penny Heights as well. In fact, we know there's DEM operating in at least two of those five suburbs, because we just killed a couple of them.

• DEM presence (or lack of it?) was only one of the criteria used to select Uprising suburbs. If the only requirement for declaring a place "liberated" or "contested" was "no DEM presense," there's quite a few more places that could be added to the list. But unlike the DEM, we're not claiming to be a presence in places where we're doing next to nothing.

• There's some serious answers to the "how does the Uprising hope to positively impact Malton, and those suburbs in particular," question -- and the question's a valid one, and one I've asked them myself. But, honestly, I don't think you'd care to hear us out, and even if you did, a DRAMA-laden talk page would be the last place I'd care to discuss the matter. --Jen 18:18, 3 September 2008 (BST)

New Arkham is no more "boring" than any other suburb. In fact, its paucity of normal TRPs makes it that much more interesting. To me, anyway. And, of course Tompson Mall is about 20-30 ap away ... A half day's journey, like I said. See, I used to play down there. All the time. And I found that the mall runs were not worth it, except once in a while... Waste of AP much of the time. Anyhoooo... You people can call my arguments 80% bullshit, etc. etc. all you want. I really don't care. I prefer playing in the "rough", out of the way places... Where it's not about green suburb wankery, which is really what most of the posturing and PKer wars, and all that crap you see in highly populated places, is. That includes people like DORIS, the DA, all of you. I like to play in places like NewArk and the NW corner to avoid that bullshit. Think what you may of me, call me whatever names you want... It's exactly the game I don't wanna play... Goodnight. And que sera, sera, little gurlz. Because what is boring is this... green suburb, e-peen wankery... Nope. You will not be famous... Sorry. --WanYao 05:46, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Eh...I find any suburbs without quirky groups in them to be rather boring. I haven't run into any organized groups in New Arkham yet, just unaffiliated survivors. I'd find the NW to be a bit boring, too, if I wasn't working with some other folks up there. --Jen 17:07, 3 September 2008 (BST)

The Necronauts are spiffy. But small. So are the Legionaires of the Octopope, though they tend to be more in Foulkes... Now, I will admit that Old Arkham is boring: I was a member of ROAR for a long time ... and ... Uh ... yeah ... boring. :| However, honestly, I find most "PK wars" to be even more boring... But, whatever, I really don't wanna deal with this page any more. Peace! --WanYao 17:31, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Funny how our "PK War" is so boring, but you've chosen to repeatedly post on this discussion page. Apparently it holds some spam-flavored interest in your heart. -Russell Oakley 21:00, 3 September 2008 (BST)

Dude, I've been to boring suburbs and New Arkham is the worst. DORIS started in Griggs Heights for christ's sake. That suburb is so boring that we wiped out all the survivors and they had no one to help them out except the zombies. That's how bad it was. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 22:32, 3 September 2008 (BST)