Talk:Shed

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they're back!

Some git has overbarried the cornford again! alomost got caught out, Jane Cross is stuck in the graveyard and might need help, and Haslock has been battered, so the cemy is gonna fill up fast--Silent badger 20:28, 3 October 2008 (BST)

they as in extinction or as in shadow co.? i just killed one of their lot after he murdered isaac puente of QBH at the mall. have a couple of needles on standby. will check the cemy later--Biff Chitts 11:22, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Just killed 3 in Haslock (I was on fire! Pistol this, shotgun that, axe for colourful headshots) and dumped about 8 bodies into the street, but there are still 15 of them in there. --Blackboard 14:36, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Damn. Looks like we were pretty raped last night. Shadow company seriously threatening to topple extinction from top of annoyance list.--Biff Chitts 11:45, 6 October 2008 (BST)

You know, I'm not vindictive or anything, but since the RRF is on its way over (and I *may* have an alt in there), I think I'm going to spend the next few weeks killing some of the Shadow Company folks. I may or may not find them... but it can't hurt to try. Does anyone have a list of their ID numbers? --Blackboard 14:19, 6 October 2008 (BST)

no, but i have highlighted the ones i have identified in my contacts list if thats any help.--Biff Chitts 14:24, 6 October 2008 (BST)

It is indeed... just click their names, and when their profiles pop up it's the last series of digits on the url. --Blackboard 15:11, 6 October 2008 (BST)

Awkward...

So, eh, I'm a zombie INSIDE the cinema next door. Got inside and an infection finished me off. Little help please? Cheers! --Blackboard 01:59, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Job done, my friend. Found your shambling corpse in the cemy, and have duely revived you. Come be merry once more in the willmott :)--Biff Chitts 11:45, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Huzzah! Many thanks. Beers and newspaper whacks all around! --Blackboard 17:36, 30 September 2008 (BST)

...also, check out this guy - a rotter who both claims Shedhood AND who enjoyed munching on me while I was hanging out in the cemetery.

I do believe gnawing on you was more of a friendly greeting than a hostile act, as I am fairly certain Rubby is a zombie character belonging to a member of Shed.--Amy Flood 03:46, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Ah, that's ok then. I am pretty effin' tasty, even as a zed. --Blackboard 09:57, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Yeah, hes sorta like a perimeter guard for us. He likes to be talked to, so if you see him, ask him how he's doing. he prob bit you up cos he didnt know you were friends with Shed.--Biff Chitts 11:45, 1 October 2008 (BST)

oh, btw, i hope i havent given myself a bad name, but i spotted krazyxman of extinction posing as a survivor in the mall. so i killed him in front of about 20 people.i explained my actions first though.--Biff Chitts 11:48, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Well I don't know Biff ... sounds a bit rude. Did you at least say hi first? He would have enjoyed that I'm sure. --Zeug 12:03, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I agree, that was very rude of you Biff my friend.... maybe next time you should have a little chat with him? I know I'll have a chat with you guys when I get back to Quarles ;)--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 00:08, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Yawn, you know the place etc etc, its not like we hide! Bless, its like Forest Gump pretending to be Predator--Silent badger 17:52, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Sigh... if only there were some simple way to just, I don't know, come back from the dead after little Gump there chopped us with his katanas and shot us with his uzis... --Blackboard 20:28, 2 October 2008 (BST)

I'm sawwy! I haven't had time to visit you guys... oh well, I'll be thar soon enough--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:04, 3 October 2008 (BST)

Knackers

Ever felt like the victim of a surgical strike?--Silent badger 16:42, 3 September 2008 (BST)

tis the shape of things to come, methinks *sigh*--Biff Chitts 13:59, 4 September 2008 (BST)

Local News

My apologies for imposing on the talk page... but I cleared out Augarde PD and did a bit of loose barricading - so if anyone can spare the AP, I think a well-barricaded ammo store would be a nice addition to the neighborhood! --Blackboard 15:24, 23 August 2008 (BST)

Dear god, I just realized that I just turned into a trenchcoater. --Blackboard 14:10, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Wilmot

for some reason i think our covers blown?--Silent badger 22:14, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Shhh! Look ... I won't tell if you won't. And you know if you all just like huddle down and be really really quiet for a bit us zombies will get confused and move on. HEY! We're technically brain dead so it's worth a shot right? --Zeug 04:29, 22 August 2008 (BST)

Another recruit, perhaps?

My dear fellow sheddies, what say we invate Paragon Pax into the mix? Hes been doing his thing for a fair while with us, and seems to have claimed room 103. Any refusals?--Biff Chitts 11:58, 20 August 2008 (BST)

He does seem to have moved in, sounds good to me--Silent badger 13:43, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Sounds lovely!--Amy Flood 16:14, 20 August 2008 (BST)

naaaw, I don't like him...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:41, 21 August 2008 (BST)

You know what? You're right. He's scum. How about you join us, instead?--Amy Flood 07:57, 21 August 2008 (BST)

LOL. you're a gem, Amy.--Biff Chitts 12:38, 21 August 2008 (BST)

nice :) --Silent badger 22:04, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Hey Amy, you say Chaosis is a friend of yours. Any reason we should not invite him into the arms of Shed?--Biff Chitts 11:20, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Dead again!

Plums! got munched outside the cornford. miscalculated my AP's. currently in the cemetary. please revive soon.--Biff Chitts 13:03, 8 August 2008 (BST)

on the off-chance you read this, thanks for the rev, Jane.--Biff Chitts 14:34, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Hey kids... dead in the cemetery. Think you could lend a hand? I'm the really really really ridiculously good looking zombie. Thanks! --Blackboard 00:04, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Amy, you're an absolute legend. Cheers! --Blackboard 02:09, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Not sure, but I think we're all dead now. I've gone to East Boundwood, and I've been revived. I'm working on getting supplies. I'll be back soon!--Amy Flood 19:15, 13 August 2008 (BST)

lordy that must've been one hell of an attack!. been on annual leave last week, never got a chance to log on at home. --Biff Chitts 13:50, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Go to the cemetery! I have syringes, but not quite enough AP yet. Or, attack the zombie outside the warehouse. I'm a bit nervous about that one.--Amy Flood 18:49, 18 August 2008 (BST)

logo ?

I think we need a logo to put on our own and quarlesbanks wiki page. Shed shouldnt be overlooked by extinction, and i think our reputation may be hightened slightly by this. any thoughts?--Biff Chitts 11:16, 16 July 2008 (BST)

i have a green SHED sign for the website in the urban dead style, we could use that unless anyone has something better?--Silent badger 12:56, 18 July 2008 (BST)

thats sounds ace. do it now, buster :) --Biff Chitts 12:02, 21 July 2008 (BST)

done, put it on the mani page too--Silent badger 18:41, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Truly outstanding work on the logo, o quiet, black, white and hairy one. Tis a logo of extreme quality.--Biff Chitts 10:42, 26 July 2008 (BST)

urbanshed.com

thinking of building us our own site, (cause i need the practice). Does anyone object if i use stuff form thier homepage? Credit will be given for all pilfered content etc, and does anyone have any pics or content they would like included?--Silent badger 16:54, 6 July 2008 (BST)

anything /piccies of me you have you are free to use, bud--Biff Chitts 14:18, 7 July 2008 (BST)

Give me a bit to rewrite my stuff, please? Then, feel free to take what you want. This is a pretty neat idea, by the way. I like it.--Amy Flood 17:24, 7 July 2008 (BST)

will be a little while yet as just starting to learn, and dont wnat to put anything up till it looks ok--Silent badger 10:32, 8 July 2008 (BST)

gonna actually get round to doin' a facebook page soon, so will let you know when its done. im in the process of introducing one of the delivery drivers im pally with, who is a zombie/vampire nut, to UrbanDead, so when he joins i'll give him malton directions to find us--Biff Chitts 10:42, 8 July 2008 (BST)

hows this coming along, btw?--Biff Chitts 09:55, 30 July 2008 (BST)

very very slowly! keep getting carried away and remaking it using different techniques, and then becoming enraged and giving up everytime some little sod nicks my notebook to draw pictures in--Silent badger 23:08, 31 July 2008 (BST)

And what about that Facebook group? I've half a mind to make it myself. The name Urban Shed is available, as far as I know. Shall I? I've got vast amounts of free time. It could be up by tomorrow night.--Amy Flood 05:40, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Go for it. World domination has gotta start somewhere :)--Biff Chitts 10:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Urban Shed is up and running on Facebook! Silent Badger, would you mind if I used the pretty new logo?--Amy Flood 18:53, 2 August 2008 (BST)

go for it, does anyone have any non copyrighted pics suitable to use as photos of the wilmot?--Silent badger 23:09, 2 August 2008 (BST)

The Rebuild (version 4.5)

That was once again swift. Ta for the rev, SB. Amy is currently Z at the cemetary, as is Sanj outside the Willmott. Havent seen any of the others yet. Get to them soon with revs. Alas, i have none left, and gonna be a while before we can get hold of any methinks.--Biff Chitts 11:15, 25 June 2008 (BST)

Once you get to me, I can revive Sanjuro, as well as a few others in the cemetery.--Amy Flood 23:15, 25 June 2008 (BST)

will be back soon, just stocking up in east boundwood--Silent badger 11:00, 26 June 2008 (BST)

arse! provided a meat feast in the Lax Museum. gonna keep to the cemetary and bish zeds til you arrive.--Biff Chitts 11:45, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Which cemetery are you at? I'll revive you.--Amy Flood 18:13, 26 June 2008 (BST)

back home at the mo, but still dead--Biff Chitts 11:22, 27 June 2008 (BST)

need fak in the ruined willmott down to 5 ap, one needle left..... user: gavinthepig

Stood up, started rebuilding the Willmott. I'm starting to run low on health and I'm out of revs... and I'm infected.--Macfarlane Burnet 02:18, 28 June 2008 (BST)

Gonna stay put where I am... I'm way too low on HP... like, 2HP. No more action for me or else I'll die. Gonna wait.--Macfarlane Burnet 02:22, 28 June 2008 (BST)

sorry i couldnt heal you more, Mcfarlane. got 1 more FAK, and ive rebuilt st benedicts to find more, but ran out of aps. will try again later when ive rested--Biff Chitts 09:58, 28 June 2008 (BST)

keep it together guys, we're doing well, if you cant get a revive head into east boundwood and stock up before returning, they have a powered NT and 5 hospitals, i've returned nicly tooled with Faks and pointy things, does not take long--Silent badger 18:42, 29 June 2008 (BST)

Grah! Stayed overnight in east boundwood and got myself killed. I'm gonna find a RP and wait. Then I'll stock up in EB and hopefully I'll be back at the Wilmott soon. Don't worry if I don't show up for a while!--Macfarlane Burnet 01:39, 2 July 2008 (BST)

cleared out and rebuilt the evett. prob wont stay up that long though, so anyone in the area thats alive get there quick and strock up. most of shed are in and around the cemetary waiting for a rev. out of AP's gettin it ship shape, but will return later to see if i can get some. --Biff Chitts 11:55, 2 July 2008 (BST)

I went clear through East Boundwood to Lamport Hills. I'll be headed back home with needles and a few FAKs tomorrow.--Amy Flood 21:58, 2 July 2008 (BST)

Dead again in the cemetary! The rebuild is not so quick this time. They seem top be keeping planty of zeds in the area. Batards!--Biff Chitts 11:35, 3 July 2008 (BST)

theres two in the wilmot, other buildings in the area are slowly being repaired, need to get some resource buildings running tho.--Silent badger 12:36, 3 July 2008 (BST)

I'll be revivified soon in East Boundwood. I'll give it 'till Saturday before I start moaning my way back to the RP near the Wilmott.--Macfarlane Burnet 00:48, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Revivified. Gonna head east to safety where I can find supplies. Currently on the boundary between EB and Lamport Hills in the Southall Mansion with many other survivors. It might not be the safest place to be, but hopefully it'll be safer than QB. See you guys soon!--Macfarlane Burnet 04:26, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Ta for the rev again, SB. Holed up somewhere in Q with Bland. Neither of us are in the best shape. The evett is still in survivor hands, but i'm seeing less and less surviviors about, now. Either they've fled or they're dead (rhymey ryhme ryhme :] ). Never did get to those supply crates either *sigh*. Got a couple of rev needles though, so when a bit rested i can bring back a few allies.--Biff Chitts 12:29, 4 July 2008 (BST)

wilmot is up and running again, bloody cornford being dark is just annoying! come quick, ran out of ap to barricade--Silent badger 17:58, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Come back home! I've got loads of FAKs, and I can patch you both up.--Amy Flood 21:03, 4 July 2008 (BST)

I'm currently in survivor zone and there's a bunch of supply places. I'm loading up on FAKS, Revs, and Ammo. See you in a few days!--Macfarlane Burnet 01:49, 5 July 2008 (BST)

Currnetly at the mall (yay) trying to find a geny for the cornford. got plenty of fuel, but alas, genys seem hard to come by at the mo. Back to see you all soon. Take care.--Biff Chitts 10:37, 5 July 2008 (BST)

Bah! Killed at the mansion. A swarm of 34 zombies attacked. Ah, well - I got all the supplies I need. I'll return to the cemetery. Seen you in about a day.--Macfarlane Burnet 04:07, 7 July 2008 (BST)

likewise, i was scoffed at the mall slaughter during sunday.at the cemy if anyone has a spare rev :)--Biff Chitts 14:19, 7 July 2008 (BST)

Advice and Tactics

if you wound a zombie, do not return to base, it will follow the trail

maintain the buildings around us as decoys

do not attack zombies outside, its a waste of AP as they just stand up again, our base is not a resourse building and we do not have the numbers to survive a siege, just tell everyone how many are out side and rebuild barriers until people evacuate, when they break in and find it empty we can return--Silent badger 23:31, 22 June 2008 (BST)

as far as im concerned, combat revival is a must as long as you know what youre using the needle on--Biff Chitts 11:22, 23 June 2008 (BST)

if in trouble, head for the nearest pub--Silent badger 19:08, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Breach of Sacred Ground

I'm kinda mad now. I stayed in the cemetery for thirty minutes because I had almost no AP left (not enough to get me into Cornford) and I was killed. I didn't get the name of the Zed who did it, unfortunately. Thanks for reviving me the first time, but that proved futile because in less than 10 seconds, while my page loaded, I was attacked in the cemetery again and was killed in front of Cornford... in less than 15 seconds. Once again, I didn't get the name of the Zed because I was click-happy. Thirty minutes ago, I was attacked by vlad818. He's breaking sacred ground also. The rascal disappeared, however, by the time of this posting. Just trying to explain why I was just revivified and then died... soon after... I'm not very happy.--Macfarlane Burnet 22:30, 20 June 2008 (BST)

UPDATE: I was revivified by a nice person who is unrelated to shed... Aleksandr Ivanov--Macfarlane Burnet 22:31, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Certainly is getting dangerous out there, Extintion seem to have no respect for SG policy or Griefing tactics, glad your up and about again quickly tho!--Silent badger 22:41, 20 June 2008 (BST)

I was disappointed, though. I almost killed an Extinction Zed... then I ran low on AP. I didn't expect to run out by the time I got to the cemetery. Sad really. I'm gonna take a break and gain AP.--Macfarlane Burnet 03:12, 21 June 2008 (BST)

my secondary character was witness to extinction zombie attacks on zombies in cemetaries the other day. i know they were extinction as they came up red and named. some of them must also use their contact list for the reverse reason we do. its poo, but then we do the same, from a certain point of view.--Biff Chitts 11:11, 25 June 2008 (BST)

The Cornford

It seems to me that its no longer safe to maintain only the cornford as a doorway to the dream, Extinction seem to be on to that fact by constantly having a lvl 1 survivor in there overcading it at the most inopportune moment. I suggest we also maintain the warehouse 1 click E at VSB++. It mostly remains empty, this could also be an emergency retreat, as its further west from homebase extinction and west boundwood always seems to be last to fall in these strikes. i will remove this message in a week, as who knows what zed informant may read this.--Biff Chitts 11:31, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Good idea! I've used the warehouse before...--Macfarlane Burnet 03:40, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Malton Tour 08

oops things are going a bit wrong now, there is no 15 further west. keep going till you hit the border, then go 2 north, need help bad, repaired alot of buildings but not got much of a barricade--Silent badger 14:13, 1 June 2008 (BST)

Well th tour is a little undersubscribed.... feels good to be taking it to them in extinction town... nearly three cycles without getting munched although not much damage done.... plenty of recce regarding the sampling of extinction members.... remember to add to your contacts so you can recognise when back home after the tour... gavin the pig

Membership

Using text messages seems a bit slow, shall we invite Macfarlan Burnet, Wiselynx and Jane Cross into the shed? If another 2 people will ok this then i guess thats as close to concensus as we get! --Silent badger 13:50, 27 May 2008 (BST)

It seems to me that they're all highly dependable people. Let 'em all in.--Amy Flood 17:28, 27 May 2008 (BST)

OK. Macfarlane is in. Good one Amy. I'll ask jane and wiselynx this morning. Daft really, even though it's our group i feel awkward asking them in front of others. but hey-ho.--Biff Chitts 11:01, 28 May 2008 (BST)

OK, so other than the group tag, anything else I need to do? --Macfarlane Burnet 22:40, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Nope, other than what youve alraedy been doing :) welcome aboard. oh, and if you ever come across a spray can, mark as many places as you can with a daft [shed] slogan :)--Biff Chitts 12:36, 29 May 2008 (BST)

joining me in worship of the stripey overlord, or his mysterious master is optional--Silent badger 16:32, 29 May 2008 (BST)

Tsk Tsk Tsk, shouldn't have joined them Mackie boy, ah well... you can still leave... join... The DEM maybe?--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:53, 30 May 2008 (BST)

Why would anyone join a group containing a known PKer? DUH!--Biff Chitts 21:07, 30 May 2008 (BST)

...DEM is pro-survivor dumbass... See Mackie! Look what you're getting into! Spend six minutes with them and your IQ drops 10 points! Let alone an hour!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:52, 31 May 2008 (BST)

Dude, you take this GAME far too seriously, Burnet can do what he likes, [shed] arnt into all this uber competitive rubbish, name calling and nonsence you seem to love. We're just a bunch of like minded survivors/players/friends having a laugh, hanging out trying to stay alive, Frankly if people wish they can join several groups, we're not that anal about these things, sorry to disappoint you.

sorry missed the point didnt I! Your an amusing little nemesis, keep up the good work--Silent badger 14:20, 1 June 2008 (BST)

First off... don't call me Mackie. Second, the folks at [shed] have invited me to join. I never saw you invite me. Third, I like the vibrating beds the [shed] HQ has.--Macfarlane Burnet 02:16, 2 June 2008 (BST)

I shit on those beds...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 18:54, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Ew... you didn't need to say that. And I meant the clean ones.--Macfarlane Burnet 23:24, 2 June 2008 (BST)

er...you have just proved the quantity of your IQ, if you read my post i didnt say DEM are PKers, i said they contain a known PKer. Like them apples?--Biff Chitts 11:08, 11 June 2008 (BST)

That's why I said they are a Pro-Survivor group, THEY DON'T CONTAIN PKERS!!! THEY HELP SURVIVORS!!! If they were to have a PKer in their group, he would be kicked out.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 16:46, 11 June 2008 (BST)

McFarlane has chosen his path as did you. He is a good man with good morales, and we are truly glad he chose to become [Shed]. Now be quiet, bed defecator!! You really must have a bad diet, btw. That last mess you left, we had to ditch the matress...unshiftable!--Biff Chitts 10:22, 14 June 2008 (BST)

btw, guys n gals. How about inviting lordwhisker? he also has been around these parts for a good while now, helping keep Quarlesbank clean. In my eyes he's pretty much proven his ability and conviction.--Biff Chitts 10:22, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Absolutely! Let him in!--Amy Flood 18:14, 14 June 2008 (BST)

i agree, seems like a top chap ftang ftang --Silent badger 18:03, 15 June 2008 (BST)

ole biscuit barrel :)--Biff Chitts 11:48, 16 June 2008 (BST)

he is now our newest member!--Silent badger 16:49, 6 July 2008 (BST)

yay!welcome aboard, lordwhisker. good to have another valiant shedite ready to keep quarlesbank a safe place--Biff Chitts 10:30, 8 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Quarlesbank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:14, 24 July 2008 (BST)

We're very active, thank you.--Amy Flood 22:34, 24 July 2008 (BST)

OK then. I'll make sure to keep your tag on the list when I check back in 2 weeks. Sorry for wasting your time. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:06, 24 July 2008 (BST)