User:DangerReport/Caiger Mall

(mic) (update) Caiger Mall NW and NE corners ruined. 11 zombies inside NW, 12 in NE, 16 inside SE,Humans are holding in SE. -- Big Bash 3! This user or group was with Big Bash 3. They were last seen heading home after the party. Please have your brains ready for later. No Escape This user ate escaping harmanz. Remember, Remember the 5th of November This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation! Mall Tour 2009 This User or Group was a member of the Mall Tour 2009, and came to your local mall! Thanks for having lots of fresh brains ready when they arrived with all their friends. Total Domination This user or group supports the Extinction Alliance and a Total Zombie Apocalypse. Salt The Land This user supports the Salt The Land Alliance and a Zombie Apocalypse in Malton. Salt The Land This user supports the Salt the Land policy. Scorched Earth This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed. Dont do it. Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win. X-Mas you are celebrating List This user wants L4D for X-Mas you are celebrating. Graaaagh! This user eats brains. Allez Cuisine! This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such. Just Die Already! This user is hoping that Caiger Mall falls soon, because it's about damn time! Blessed by Zombie Jesus This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you? Zombie Santa's coming to town! This user is eagerly awaiting the arrival of Zombie Santa on BARHAHmas. IT NEVER ENDS! This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki. Revolution This User or Group supports the belief that zombies are the true revolutionnary force in Malton, created by the capitalists to destroy capitalism. Anti-Copyright User This user hates copyrights. Run For Your Lives! This Zombie's Packin' Heat! Burn Her! She's a Witch! This user is on a witch hunt and will burn any witch they find. Start your torches and pitchforks! We found a witch! We must burn the witch before it escapes! Hypnotoad All glory to the Hypnotoad! STFU N00B This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. Don't you know who the fuck I am?! This user is the Juggernaut, bitch! Just Nuke the Place! This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it... 17:06, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Mall Danger Levels

Mall Danger Levels
	safe	The mall is barricaded with few to no zombies outside the structure.
	under attack	The mall is barricaded with significant zombies outside the structure.
	under siege	The mall is barricaded with a large number of zombies outside the structure.
	ransacked	Any one mall corner is ransacked or ruined.
	ruined	Two to four mall corners are ransacked or ruined, and few zombies inside the mall.
	in zombie hands	All mall corners are ruined; or zombies inside the mall outnumber survivors.
	rebuilding	Survivors have recently recaptured the mall, but zombies still pose a threat.
	pinata	The mall is above very strongly barricaded in all corners and ruined in all corners.
	unknown	The mall's status is currently unknown.