Garniss Border Patrol

Garniss Border Patrol
Active since January 2006
Abbreviation:	GBP
Group Numbers:	23
Leadership:	Dr Killdare
Goals:	To defend the Garniss Special formula from zombies
Recruitment Policy:	Anyone residing in Scarletwood who wants to join should click on the contact link below
Contact:	here

The Garniss Border Patrol, or GBP, is the oldest survivor group in Scarletwood. Ostensibly dedicated to protecting the suburb from the zombie menace, the GBP is actually a secret society dedicated to the art of brewery and the preservation of the secret recipe to Malton's greatest alcoholic beverage, the Garniss Special. Invented in the 13th century by ancient monks, the Garniss Special is said to give the drinker supernatural abilities and also 'totally get you hammered'. The Garniss Border Patrol's home base, The Garniss Building, rests upon the very site of that ancient monastery, and the members of the GBP who stay there feel a deep connection to the ancient tradition of getting really, really drunk.

A Brief Overview

Who the hell are the GBP, and why should I care?

The GBP is made up of survivors holed up in Scarletwood, whose members are dedicated to preserving the ancient art of brewing the Garniss Special and protecting its secret formula from the grabby, rotten hands of zombies, specifically the Feral Undead, who never seem to leave them alone. You should care who the GBP is because they are bloody awesome and the Garniss Special is so potent it can melt through steel in half an hour.

How the GBP Came To Be

The GBP was started centuries ago by an order of ancient monks dedicated to the art of getting really drunk off their asses. Their experimentation with various wines and ales eventually lead to the creation of a mysterious beverage known only as the Garnissfield Special, after the monk Hans Garnissfield, who invented it. Over time, the original name became lost to the ages but when the Border Patrol took up residence in the building and discovered the ancient formula, the Garniss Special was perfected and the Garniss Border Patrol was born in order to protect the sanctity and glorious quality of this ancient drink.

What Exactly IS the Garniss Border Patrol?

Honestly, we don't have a clue what we're doing but five years of continuous alcohol poisoning will do that to a group. If we knew the answer there'd probably be some hairy chest thumping among the guys and a lot of bragging and cat-calling out of windows from the girls. For now, let's say it's a secret and we'll post when we figure it out.

Weekly Social Calendar

Monday -

Tuesday -

Wednesday - Designated "No Pants Wednesday" in honor of MeanMrMustard

Thursday - "Prayer Meeting" hosted by various guest speakers

Friday - "Scarletwood Pub Crawl" lead by Dalt Wisney

Saturday -

Sunday -

Alt Policy

GBP members are not to participate in zerging or multi-abuse. Our policies are simple:

1. Your alts should keep a minimum safe distance of at least 10 blocks from each another.

2. Alts must not collaborate, and must not be treated as though they are interchangeable. They most certainly are not.

The Scarletwood Barricade Policy

Scarletwood Barricade Policy

Historical Events

For old history items, see The Archives

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	McZeds™
	This User or Group eats at McZeds™. They also support the Use of Corpses for High Quality Processed Fast Food.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

This user or group supports the Random Revive Policy

	Garniss Border Patrol
	This group or user has had the pleasure of drinking with the Garniss Border Patrol.

	Short-wave Radio Info
	This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 27.86 MHz MHz Transmitter Coordinates: *Throughout Scarletwood*