Talk:Shed

Please remember to always sign your posts.....and yes i know what irony is....

Hello?

After a couple weeks of aimless wandering, I have returned to ol' Willy, cleared out a confused-looking zed, repaired it, and gotten it up to VSB. Anybody fancy joining me? Even you, Mr K1LLER. Your warm bullets would make me feel right at home. --Blackboard 20:23, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

I'm home, I'm home! After sleeping on the streets and laying dead for a while, it's nice to be back. Blackboard, good sir, you are wonderful.--Amy Flood 01:45, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

Good to hear from you both. Im alive and well and just sorta hiding(ish). Things were good when i first logged on this morning, but aleady a few buildings have fallen in the space of 6 hours. Stay careful, my friends....hopefully we'll be together AND alive again soon.--Biff Chitts 12:25, 2 January 2009 (UTC)

let the gathering begin! There can be only one! Shed. --Silent badger 14:33, 2 January 2009 (UTC)t

well seems like we are off to a flying start this year all alive n shit and no ones munched on my brains yet :) --Blandnothing 18:42, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

Repairing Cornford Cinema knocked me on the arse for 47 ap! Sweet sassy molassy! Get your butts in there and 'cade it good! Please. :) --Blackboard 22:22, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

you're a bally hero for gettin' the Cornford back in shape, Craig. Now sit back and relax to the Dink Justice quadruple bill.--Biff Chitts 13:12, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

is it me or do we SEEM to be holding our own against the nasty undead hordes, i havent been dead for ages now ...we must be TOTAL HEROS !!!!!!!!!!--Blandnothing 13:03, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Euhhhhhh...

So, Stumpy J Gallo was kind enough to stick me with a needle. As such, I am now lying dead in the cemetery. Does anyone know of a safe place I can run to when I stand up?--Amy Flood 14:57, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

It doesn't matter, Extinction will kill you no matter where you are :| --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 20:00, 19 December 2008 (UTC)

Now let's not be maudlin! Maybe we could agree on a "safe zone" where you lot can all congregate together in one spot, preferably not a TRP or one of the suburb HQ's ... I know, how about Club Beauchamp in the dilapidated SW side of town? No one goes there anyways so you'd be safe from most ferals, you'd just have to agree not to cade anything else. Whaddayareckon? --Zeug 12:44, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

if your serious it would be a great idea, we could play footy and swap xmas presents, like shotguns etc :) unfortunatly too many ferals and PK'ers about i think. If you stand up, head for Shearbank Amy if you need to restock, or, jab me too, and lets rebuild!--Silent badger 11:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

im so wonwey, so vewy wonwey.....all on my own in a ruined building with 3HP left. Bet you can't find me Extinction! Hey Zeug, look at all that nice green on the suburb map. Perhaps you and your possie should hot-foot it south. It'd be a shame to let life spread too far!--Biff Chitts 12:28, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Msn me si, i have lots of KAKS and are doing hit and run revives at the cemy again.--Silent badger 11:34, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

that should be "Faks", Kaks are what im making in my trousers everytime a zom searchs nearby--Silent badger 12:00, 25 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm in Yagoton at the moment, have eaten Stumpy's brainz a couple of times already. As for moving south into the green zones well that's not what Extinction does, we defend our NW core suburbs which includes Quarlesbank and that means at the moment trying to take out Bale Mall in order to delay your resupplies. The longer QB remains ruined the easier it is for us to keep it dead. We've got SDO and a few zeds in reserve there and I hear they're having a heap of fun at the Mall as well as picking you off one by one. Anyways ... have a lovely undead new year on us! Be seeing you all real soon. --Zeug 12:24, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

thanks, bland...i love you--Biff Chitts 10:23, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

the love of the mighty chitts is a strange and wonderfull thing .... i just wish it wasnt so sticky !!--Blandnothing 18:44, 5 January 2009 (UTC)

my first bout of hearty laughter in 2009. cheers bland--Biff Chitts 11:36, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

hmmmmm

lemacdad 1380712 of a new group called Vanguard of doom, consistantly breaking SG policy by killing other peeps waiting for revive, return the favour and do not revive methinks!--Silent badger 15:48, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

yep he getting bished by me as we speak :) --Blandnothing 16:33, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Shearbank

come get your revives in this super survivor land!--Silent badger 19:54, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

kk, I'll be thar--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 22:51, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

i seem to be spending alot of time dead at the moment. all we wanted to do was put some decorations up for christmas and have a party, how about a nice holiday ceasefire mr zerg ? promise i wont rearm or make to much noise or annoy the neigbours, --Blandnothing 12:41, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

mr zerg = me?--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:34, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Are you confessing any misdeeds? Hmmmmmm? The Mr. Zerg Blandnothing is referring to is, in fact, named Zeug. He's part of Extinction.--Amy Flood 21:32, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

No, no, I was just wondering, since I got one of my friends to hit you guys once, even though he was low on ap. I wasn't sure if you thought I was zerging or something :/ --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 23:27, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

What's where all of you went. I stopped checking the Wiki... I might head on over that way.--Macfarlane Burnet 20:20, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm back lurking in ruins in quarlsbank, doing hit and run revives in the cemy, but think my number is about to be up, been clearing and repairing buildings, but just failed to kill a zom and out of AP so gonna get hunted and et--Silent badger 22:55, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

GOOD LUCK BADGER. There are a few of us alive also in hiding. there are a few pockets of resistance forming just west of the pitman mansion. gonna hope to get more people up and getting the place ship shape again asap--Biff Chitts 12:52, 12 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm in Yagoton at the moment helping keep Bale and Style dead ... the rest of Extinction is spreading out across the NW doing the same. I been dreaming of an undead Xmas and weeds are growing through all the ruins, and Santa's reindeer have all been eaten by undead elves. I've got my prezzies for you lot already, your brainz in boxes, to be delivered in un-person xmas eve, Wilmott Motel, Quarlesbank, Malton 666. --Zeug 09:00, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

ahhh so that would be no to the ceasefire request .... guess im gonna have to just revive everyone .......repair everything......resupply , and kill all of the rotters in malton ..... :) shouldnt take 5 mins now if i could just get a revive !!!--Blandnothing 22:00, 14 December 2008 (UTC)

Closest revive in the NW is Shearbank, still bustling last I saw but heavy zed presence building so get in there quick ... you lot might even like it enough to stay!?! QUARLESBANK IS OURS AND WE EAT UR BRAINZ FOREVER! --Zeug 03:37, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

no quarlesbank is the spirtual home of the shed ... if we had any kind of sense we would not have a static base , WE DONT HAVE SENSE WE ARE SHED AND WE ARE VERY STUBORN WILLMOT TILL WE DIE!!!!! oh wait i am dead .......--Blandnothing 16:36, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Erm?

What the hell was that? Who the hell was that? Did he/she have the same over-descriptive disease that J.R.R.Tolien had? Bloody PKing scum seem to be popping up far too frequently now. Has someone lit the 'PKer victim' shaped beacon?--Biff Chitts 11:31, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

:D YAY!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 00:30, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

I was out shopping, did something amusing but painful happen?--Silent badger 19:40, 26 November 2008 (UTC)

The Valsalva Maneuver came through. I hate to say it, but he/she is the best. PKer. Ever. Sorry Biff.--Amy Flood 00:41, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Who came through and they're the best pker why?--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 01:57, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

Of course, you've got a very special place in my heart, but The Valsalva Maneuver (sorry, never added them to my contacts, so no link to their profile) gives EXCELLENT descriptions of their victims' deaths. Far better than your "Have to think of something witty to say...Oops, too late." Quite entertaining.--Amy Flood 05:45, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm hurt :( Whut she say anyway? LULZ RHYMING--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 22:00, 27 November 2008 (UTC)

ive been killed so often recently but they really stood out as a quality murder group .. none of this bashing my brains in and not even saying hello like shadow company! wish our local pkrs had a bit more class ;) --Blandnothing 12:44, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

kk, I'll try harder next time :) --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:35, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

Boo Sucks to Royal Mail

Damn stoopid company. They've restricted access to facebook form RM pc's. Gonna have to post here mostly now. *sigh*--Biff Chitts 10:38, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

o no! how are you going to fill your day?--Silent badger 14:43, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

heh ... WRK DAMMIT! * falls asleep at the kb * --Zeug 15:29, 10 November 2008 (UTC)

well i want my presents delivered so get to work .... fancie being able to play at work ...:)--Blandnothing 12:45, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

I love MR K1LLER

yep...i'm sat, slowly rotting, in the cemy. MR K1LLER turned me into a collander whilst i was shopping for pork scratchings and red bull down the mall. Welcome back, Rakuen!--Biff Chitts 12:23, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Got him! He was hiding in a club with the lights on. The lights on!! What a noob. --Blackboard 13:08, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Wait, Blackboard is Shed? aww, that blows... Yea, I didn't have enough ap... I knocked out the genny, but someone else put a new one up I guess :shrug: I pinata'd the building if it makes you feel better....--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:05, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Well, I like to think of myself as more of the official Shed fan club/trenchcoater. --Blackboard 13:22, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Ah... kk --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:16, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Owww, my body. --Blackboard 08:50, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

mmmm Rakuen...what an interesting perfume!--Biff Chitts 15:24, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Hilarious--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 21:58, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

you know you love it!--Biff Chitts 11:42, 13 November 2008 (UTC)

Motel sweet motel

Ah, back at the ol' Willmott and I couldn't be happier. Though I miss our old decorations... methinks a "shopping" trip to some of Malton's finer museums may be in order. Anyone up for a jaunt around town? --Blackboard 16:32, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Ah, sorry I can't make it... I really wanted to... but I didn't have the time... I'll be thar soon enough--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 19:25, 25 October 2008 (BST)

Latest rules changes

Gordon Bennett!! How about making it a bit more difficult for survivors, Kevan! Every time there's a rules change i think 'when will there be one that benefits the survivors', and yet again we have another pro-zombie rule change. *sigh*--Biff Chitts 12:31, 15 October 2008 (BST)

Multiple Characters

Does anyone know if the game has changed its policy on multiple characters. My other character is in the lower right corner of malton and has been for several weeks now, but every time i log on as him it logs on fine, but when i attempt my first action, it switches back to Biff Chitts. Any ideas?--Biff Chitts 12:15, 10 October 2008 (BST)

That's bizarre; I have never heard of anything like that happening before. One thing you could do is find an IP anonymizer (just google it) and just use a random IP for your other characters. --Blackboard 14:44, 10 October 2008 (BST)

Its because Kevan hates you too....--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 21:32, 12 October 2008 (BST)

*Blows a kiss at Rakuen* --Biff Chitts 12:33, 15 October 2008 (BST)

Shadow Company

Anyone want some fun? they dont have a wiki page yet so the first person to click the following link can make it! I'll stick one on the main Quarlsbank page too :)--Silent badger 16:43, 6 October 2008 (BST)

Shadow Company

Well, unfortunately, that would violate the Wiki's NPOV policy. Shame, hm?--Amy Flood 04:38, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Well, not really, it need'nt be a scathing attack, just eye witness accounts :) and request further editing from source --Silent badger 19:38, 8 October 2008 (BST)

how annoying, thoguht the whole point of pk'ing was to kill other survivors, not to launch combined zombie and pker attacks when hunted down!--Silent badger 10:13, 10 October 2008 (BST)

I can ask them if it's ok if you like, they might be happy to participate in the wiki process and would be a fun way of starting a group page getting their opponents to do it. --Zeug 07:30, 13 October 2008 (BST)

didnt realise they were an offshoot of Extinction? it would be pretty funny if they didnt mind--Silent badger 12:20, 13 October 2008 (BST)

Just ran into DaBones and killed him. Snicker. --Blackboard 09:00, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Her actually ... u nasty little man! --Zeug 11:29, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Right right. Single tear. --Blackboard 13:42, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

"You fire your pistol at DigUpHerBones for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die." Double snicker. --Blackboard 13:34, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

...and now he's right next door in Cornford, with 1 hp left!! OMG!!!1! DUDEZ U TOTALLY HAVE 2 KILL HIM! IT WOULD BE TEH PWN!!!!! --Blackboard 15:35, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

"You attack ohgoodiegosh for 3 damage. They die." Axe to teh face. Priceless. That's 4! --Blackboard 13:23, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

"You attack ohgoodiegosh for 3 damage. They die." Twice in three days! Woot. --Blackboard 09:00, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

"You fire your pistol at andyunderground for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die." Giggle. --Blackboard 11:12, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

Nice! keep up the good work! i havent seen any shadow co. for a fair few days now--Biff Chitts 11:31, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

Not to worry, the Extinction Horde is on its way back around again and we love tag teaming with SDO. I hope you've all had a nice holiday the last couple of weeks playing house and dress ups cos the undead pain is gonna rain down ... PREPARE FOR YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY IS AT HAND! --Zeug 04:48, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

Bring it on!! Extinction are a passing fad. Shed are here to stay.--Biff Chitts 13:37, 15 November 2008 (UTC)

and we had the wilmot looking so nice ! --Blandnothing 12:52, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

they're back!

Some git has overbarried the cornford again! alomost got caught out, Jane Cross is stuck in the graveyard and might need help, and Haslock has been battered, so the cemy is gonna fill up fast--Silent badger 20:28, 3 October 2008 (BST)

they as in extinction or as in shadow co.? i just killed one of their lot after he murdered isaac puente of QBH at the mall. have a couple of needles on standby. will check the cemy later--Biff Chitts 11:22, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Just killed 3 in Haslock (I was on fire! Pistol this, shotgun that, axe for colourful headshots) and dumped about 8 bodies into the street, but there are still 15 of them in there. --Blackboard 14:36, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Damn. Looks like we were pretty raped last night. Shadow company seriously threatening to topple extinction from top of annoyance list.--Biff Chitts 11:45, 6 October 2008 (BST)

You know, I'm not vindictive or anything, but since the RRF is on its way over (and I *may* have an alt in there), I think I'm going to spend the next few weeks killing some of the Shadow Company folks. I may or may not find them... but it can't hurt to try. Does anyone have a list of their ID numbers? --Blackboard 14:19, 6 October 2008 (BST)

no, but i have highlighted the ones i have identified in my contacts list if thats any help.--Biff Chitts 14:24, 6 October 2008 (BST)

It is indeed... just click their names, and when their profiles pop up it's the last series of digits on the url. --Blackboard 15:11, 6 October 2008 (BST)

Can you find people with thier ID number?--Silent badger 16:40, 6 October 2008 (BST)

No, but I can add them to my contacts list as well so it's easier to spot them. And I can say all sorts of lame things like "Looks like the hunter has become the hunted!" and whatnot before I shoot them. --Blackboard 21:31, 6 October 2008 (BST)

Heres what i have:

• andy underground 1077403
• break in the wall 1315285
• da bones 998419
• dig up her bones 1173274
• ohgoodigosh 1012609
• spinal remains 1174754
• these are the only shadow copmany members i have had dealings with so far, so i dont know how big a group they are. but everyone add them to their contacts...i colour them white. find any more, add to the list--Biff Chitts 13:10, 7 October 2008 (BST)

To make everything easier for everyone:

• andyunderground
• break in the wall
• Da Bones
• DigUpHerBones
• ohgoodiegosh
• Spinal Remains
• The Great Mutato

--Amy Flood 20:17, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Thanks Amy, hopefully make the hunt a bit easier, or at least less impossible--Silent badger 19:40, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Killed andy and got Mutato down to 43... not bad for my first day on the job! --Blackboard 02:46, 9 October 2008 (BST)

Awkward...

So, eh, I'm a zombie INSIDE the cinema next door. Got inside and an infection finished me off. Little help please? Cheers! --Blackboard 01:59, 30 September 2008 (BST)

Job done, my friend. Found your shambling corpse in the cemy, and have duely revived you. Come be merry once more in the willmott :)--Biff Chitts 11:45, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Huzzah! Many thanks. Beers and newspaper whacks all around! --Blackboard 17:36, 30 September 2008 (BST)

...also, check out this guy - a rotter who both claims Shedhood AND who enjoyed munching on me while I was hanging out in the cemetery.

I do believe gnawing on you was more of a friendly greeting than a hostile act, as I am fairly certain Rubby is a zombie character belonging to a member of Shed.--Amy Flood 03:46, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Ah, that's ok then. I am pretty effin' tasty, even as a zed. --Blackboard 09:57, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Yeah, hes sorta like a perimeter guard for us. He likes to be talked to, so if you see him, ask him how he's doing. he prob bit you up cos he didnt know you were friends with Shed.--Biff Chitts 11:45, 1 October 2008 (BST)

oh, btw, i hope i havent given myself a bad name, but i spotted krazyxman of extinction posing as a survivor in the mall. so i killed him in front of about 20 people.i explained my actions first though.--Biff Chitts 11:48, 1 October 2008 (BST)

Well I don't know Biff ... sounds a bit rude. Did you at least say hi first? He would have enjoyed that I'm sure. --Zeug 12:03, 1 October 2008 (BST)

I agree, that was very rude of you Biff my friend.... maybe next time you should have a little chat with him? I know I'll have a chat with you guys when I get back to Quarles ;)--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 00:08, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Yawn, you know the place etc etc, its not like we hide! Bless, its like Forest Gump pretending to be Predator--Silent badger 17:52, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Sigh... if only there were some simple way to just, I don't know, come back from the dead after little Gump there chopped us with his katanas and shot us with his uzis... --Blackboard 20:28, 2 October 2008 (BST)

I'm sawwy! I haven't had time to visit you guys... oh well, I'll be thar soon enough--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 02:04, 3 October 2008 (BST)

We are feeling just a touch neglected...--Amy Flood 20:19, 7 October 2008 (BST)

actually, your small fry now. no point you coming back. theres bigger fish in the pond at the mo.--Biff Chitts 11:47, 8 October 2008 (BST)

Meh, its better to be a mosquito in your ear during a gun fight than to not be there at all.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 00:21, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Knackers

Ever felt like the victim of a surgical strike?--Silent badger 16:42, 3 September 2008 (BST)

tis the shape of things to come, methinks *sigh*--Biff Chitts 13:59, 4 September 2008 (BST)

Local News

My apologies for imposing on the talk page... but I cleared out Augarde PD and did a bit of loose barricading - so if anyone can spare the AP, I think a well-barricaded ammo store would be a nice addition to the neighborhood! --Blackboard 15:24, 23 August 2008 (BST)

Dear god, I just realized that I just turned into a trenchcoater. --Blackboard 14:10, 8 September 2008 (BST)

Wilmot

for some reason i think our covers blown?--Silent badger 22:14, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Shhh! Look ... I won't tell if you won't. And you know if you all just like huddle down and be really really quiet for a bit us zombies will get confused and move on. HEY! We're technically brain dead so it's worth a shot right? --Zeug 04:29, 22 August 2008 (BST)

Another recruit

My dear fellow sheddies, what say we invate Paragon Pax into the mix? Hes been doing his thing for a fair while with us, and seems to have claimed room 103. Any refusals?--Biff Chitts 11:58, 20 August 2008 (BST)

He does seem to have moved in, sounds good to me--Silent badger 13:43, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Sounds lovely!--Amy Flood 16:14, 20 August 2008 (BST)

naaaw, I don't like him...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:41, 21 August 2008 (BST)

You know what? You're right. He's scum. How about you join us, instead?--Amy Flood 07:57, 21 August 2008 (BST)

LOL. you're a gem, Amy.--Biff Chitts 12:38, 21 August 2008 (BST)

nice :) --Silent badger 22:04, 21 August 2008 (BST)

Hey Amy, you say Chaosis is a friend of yours. Any reason we should not invite him into the arms of Shed?--Biff Chitts 11:20, 4 October 2008 (BST)

Hey guys n gals. If you see 'Deadly Ernest' revive him. He is the newest Shed. (welcome aboard, Dave).--Biff Chitts 14:19, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

Dead again!

Plums! got munched outside the cornford. miscalculated my AP's. currently in the cemetary. please revive soon.--Biff Chitts 13:03, 8 August 2008 (BST)

on the off-chance you read this, thanks for the rev, Jane.--Biff Chitts 14:34, 8 August 2008 (BST)

Hey kids... dead in the cemetery. Think you could lend a hand? I'm the really really really ridiculously good looking zombie. Thanks! --Blackboard 00:04, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Amy, you're an absolute legend. Cheers! --Blackboard 02:09, 11 August 2008 (BST)

Not sure, but I think we're all dead now. I've gone to East Boundwood, and I've been revived. I'm working on getting supplies. I'll be back soon!--Amy Flood 19:15, 13 August 2008 (BST)

lordy that must've been one hell of an attack!. been on annual leave last week, never got a chance to log on at home. --Biff Chitts 13:50, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Go to the cemetery! I have syringes, but not quite enough AP yet. Or, attack the zombie outside the warehouse. I'm a bit nervous about that one.--Amy Flood 18:49, 18 August 2008 (BST)

logo ?

I think we need a logo to put on our own and quarlesbanks wiki page. Shed shouldnt be overlooked by extinction, and i think our reputation may be hightened slightly by this. any thoughts?--Biff Chitts 11:16, 16 July 2008 (BST)

i have a green SHED sign for the website in the urban dead style, we could use that unless anyone has something better?--Silent badger 12:56, 18 July 2008 (BST)

thats sounds ace. do it now, buster :) --Biff Chitts 12:02, 21 July 2008 (BST)

done, put it on the mani page too--Silent badger 18:41, 25 July 2008 (BST)

Truly outstanding work on the logo, o quiet, black, white and hairy one. Tis a logo of extreme quality.--Biff Chitts 10:42, 26 July 2008 (BST)

urbanshed.com

thinking of building us our own site, (cause i need the practice). Does anyone object if i use stuff form thier homepage? Credit will be given for all pilfered content etc, and does anyone have any pics or content they would like included?--Silent badger 16:54, 6 July 2008 (BST)

anything /piccies of me you have you are free to use, bud--Biff Chitts 14:18, 7 July 2008 (BST)

Give me a bit to rewrite my stuff, please? Then, feel free to take what you want. This is a pretty neat idea, by the way. I like it.--Amy Flood 17:24, 7 July 2008 (BST)

will be a little while yet as just starting to learn, and dont wnat to put anything up till it looks ok--Silent badger 10:32, 8 July 2008 (BST)

gonna actually get round to doin' a facebook page soon, so will let you know when its done. im in the process of introducing one of the delivery drivers im pally with, who is a zombie/vampire nut, to UrbanDead, so when he joins i'll give him malton directions to find us--Biff Chitts 10:42, 8 July 2008 (BST)

hows this coming along, btw?--Biff Chitts 09:55, 30 July 2008 (BST)

very very slowly! keep getting carried away and remaking it using different techniques, and then becoming enraged and giving up everytime some little sod nicks my notebook to draw pictures in--Silent badger 23:08, 31 July 2008 (BST)

And what about that Facebook group? I've half a mind to make it myself. The name Urban Shed is available, as far as I know. Shall I? I've got vast amounts of free time. It could be up by tomorrow night.--Amy Flood 05:40, 1 August 2008 (BST)

Go for it. World domination has gotta start somewhere :)--Biff Chitts 10:46, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Urban Shed is up and running on Facebook! Silent Badger, would you mind if I used the pretty new logo?--Amy Flood 18:53, 2 August 2008 (BST)

go for it, does anyone have any non copyrighted pics suitable to use as photos of the wilmot?--Silent badger 23:09, 2 August 2008 (BST)

The Rebuild (version 4.5)

That was once again swift. Ta for the rev, SB. Amy is currently Z at the cemetary, as is Sanj outside the Willmott. Havent seen any of the others yet. Get to them soon with revs. Alas, i have none left, and gonna be a while before we can get hold of any methinks.--Biff Chitts 11:15, 25 June 2008 (BST)

Once you get to me, I can revive Sanjuro, as well as a few others in the cemetery.--Amy Flood 23:15, 25 June 2008 (BST)

will be back soon, just stocking up in east boundwood--Silent badger 11:00, 26 June 2008 (BST)

arse! provided a meat feast in the Lax Museum. gonna keep to the cemetary and bish zeds til you arrive.--Biff Chitts 11:45, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Which cemetery are you at? I'll revive you.--Amy Flood 18:13, 26 June 2008 (BST)

back home at the mo, but still dead--Biff Chitts 11:22, 27 June 2008 (BST)

need fak in the ruined willmott down to 5 ap, one needle left..... user: gavinthepig

Stood up, started rebuilding the Willmott. I'm starting to run low on health and I'm out of revs... and I'm infected.--Macfarlane Burnet 02:18, 28 June 2008 (BST)

Gonna stay put where I am... I'm way too low on HP... like, 2HP. No more action for me or else I'll die. Gonna wait.--Macfarlane Burnet 02:22, 28 June 2008 (BST)

sorry i couldnt heal you more, Mcfarlane. got 1 more FAK, and ive rebuilt st benedicts to find more, but ran out of aps. will try again later when ive rested--Biff Chitts 09:58, 28 June 2008 (BST)

keep it together guys, we're doing well, if you cant get a revive head into east boundwood and stock up before returning, they have a powered NT and 5 hospitals, i've returned nicly tooled with Faks and pointy things, does not take long--Silent badger 18:42, 29 June 2008 (BST)

Grah! Stayed overnight in east boundwood and got myself killed. I'm gonna find a RP and wait. Then I'll stock up in EB and hopefully I'll be back at the Wilmott soon. Don't worry if I don't show up for a while!--Macfarlane Burnet 01:39, 2 July 2008 (BST)

cleared out and rebuilt the evett. prob wont stay up that long though, so anyone in the area thats alive get there quick and strock up. most of shed are in and around the cemetary waiting for a rev. out of AP's gettin it ship shape, but will return later to see if i can get some. --Biff Chitts 11:55, 2 July 2008 (BST)

I went clear through East Boundwood to Lamport Hills. I'll be headed back home with needles and a few FAKs tomorrow.--Amy Flood 21:58, 2 July 2008 (BST)

Dead again in the cemetary! The rebuild is not so quick this time. They seem top be keeping planty of zeds in the area. Batards!--Biff Chitts 11:35, 3 July 2008 (BST)

theres two in the wilmot, other buildings in the area are slowly being repaired, need to get some resource buildings running tho.--Silent badger 12:36, 3 July 2008 (BST)

I'll be revivified soon in East Boundwood. I'll give it 'till Saturday before I start moaning my way back to the RP near the Wilmott.--Macfarlane Burnet 00:48, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Revivified. Gonna head east to safety where I can find supplies. Currently on the boundary between EB and Lamport Hills in the Southall Mansion with many other survivors. It might not be the safest place to be, but hopefully it'll be safer than QB. See you guys soon!--Macfarlane Burnet 04:26, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Ta for the rev again, SB. Holed up somewhere in Q with Bland. Neither of us are in the best shape. The evett is still in survivor hands, but i'm seeing less and less surviviors about, now. Either they've fled or they're dead (rhymey ryhme ryhme :] ). Never did get to those supply crates either *sigh*. Got a couple of rev needles though, so when a bit rested i can bring back a few allies.--Biff Chitts 12:29, 4 July 2008 (BST)

wilmot is up and running again, bloody cornford being dark is just annoying! come quick, ran out of ap to barricade--Silent badger 17:58, 4 July 2008 (BST)

Come back home! I've got loads of FAKs, and I can patch you both up.--Amy Flood 21:03, 4 July 2008 (BST)

I'm currently in survivor zone and there's a bunch of supply places. I'm loading up on FAKS, Revs, and Ammo. See you in a few days!--Macfarlane Burnet 01:49, 5 July 2008 (BST)

Currnetly at the mall (yay) trying to find a geny for the cornford. got plenty of fuel, but alas, genys seem hard to come by at the mo. Back to see you all soon. Take care.--Biff Chitts 10:37, 5 July 2008 (BST)

Bah! Killed at the mansion. A swarm of 34 zombies attacked. Ah, well - I got all the supplies I need. I'll return to the cemetery. Seen you in about a day.--Macfarlane Burnet 04:07, 7 July 2008 (BST)

likewise, i was scoffed at the mall slaughter during sunday.at the cemy if anyone has a spare rev :)--Biff Chitts 14:19, 7 July 2008 (BST)

Advice and Tactics

if you wound a zombie, do not return to base, it will follow the trail

maintain the buildings around us as decoys

do not attack zombies outside, its a waste of AP as they just stand up again, our base is not a resourse building and we do not have the numbers to survive a siege, just tell everyone how many are out side and rebuild barriers until people evacuate, when they break in and find it empty we can return--Silent badger 23:31, 22 June 2008 (BST)

as far as im concerned, combat revival is a must as long as you know what youre using the needle on--Biff Chitts 11:22, 23 June 2008 (BST)

if in trouble, head for the nearest pub--Silent badger 19:08, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Breach of Sacred Ground

I'm kinda mad now. I stayed in the cemetery for thirty minutes because I had almost no AP left (not enough to get me into Cornford) and I was killed. I didn't get the name of the Zed who did it, unfortunately. Thanks for reviving me the first time, but that proved futile because in less than 10 seconds, while my page loaded, I was attacked in the cemetery again and was killed in front of Cornford... in less than 15 seconds. Once again, I didn't get the name of the Zed because I was click-happy. Thirty minutes ago, I was attacked by vlad818. He's breaking sacred ground also. The rascal disappeared, however, by the time of this posting. Just trying to explain why I was just revivified and then died... soon after... I'm not very happy.--Macfarlane Burnet 22:30, 20 June 2008 (BST)

UPDATE: I was revivified by a nice person who is unrelated to shed... Aleksandr Ivanov--Macfarlane Burnet 22:31, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Certainly is getting dangerous out there, Extintion seem to have no respect for SG policy or Griefing tactics, glad your up and about again quickly tho!--Silent badger 22:41, 20 June 2008 (BST)

I was disappointed, though. I almost killed an Extinction Zed... then I ran low on AP. I didn't expect to run out by the time I got to the cemetery. Sad really. I'm gonna take a break and gain AP.--Macfarlane Burnet 03:12, 21 June 2008 (BST)

my secondary character was witness to extinction zombie attacks on zombies in cemetaries the other day. i know they were extinction as they came up red and named. some of them must also use their contact list for the reverse reason we do. its poo, but then we do the same, from a certain point of view.--Biff Chitts 11:11, 25 June 2008 (BST)

The Cornford

It seems to me that its no longer safe to maintain only the cornford as a doorway to the dream, Extinction seem to be on to that fact by constantly having a lvl 1 survivor in there overcading it at the most inopportune moment. I suggest we also maintain the warehouse 1 click E at VSB++. It mostly remains empty, this could also be an emergency retreat, as its further west from homebase extinction and west boundwood always seems to be last to fall in these strikes. i will remove this message in a week, as who knows what zed informant may read this.--Biff Chitts 11:31, 23 June 2008 (BST)

Good idea! I've used the warehouse before...--Macfarlane Burnet 03:40, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Malton Tour 08

oops things are going a bit wrong now, there is no 15 further west. keep going till you hit the border, then go 2 north, need help bad, repaired alot of buildings but not got much of a barricade--Silent badger 14:13, 1 June 2008 (BST)

Well th tour is a little undersubscribed.... feels good to be taking it to them in extinction town... nearly three cycles without getting munched although not much damage done.... plenty of recce regarding the sampling of extinction members.... remember to add to your contacts so you can recognise when back home after the tour... gavin the pig

Membership

Using text messages seems a bit slow, shall we invite Macfarlan Burnet, Wiselynx and Jane Cross into the shed? If another 2 people will ok this then i guess thats as close to concensus as we get! --Silent badger 13:50, 27 May 2008 (BST)

It seems to me that they're all highly dependable people. Let 'em all in.--Amy Flood 17:28, 27 May 2008 (BST)

OK. Macfarlane is in. Good one Amy. I'll ask jane and wiselynx this morning. Daft really, even though it's our group i feel awkward asking them in front of others. but hey-ho.--Biff Chitts 11:01, 28 May 2008 (BST)

OK, so other than the group tag, anything else I need to do? --Macfarlane Burnet 22:40, 28 May 2008 (BST)

Nope, other than what youve alraedy been doing :) welcome aboard. oh, and if you ever come across a spray can, mark as many places as you can with a daft [shed] slogan :)--Biff Chitts 12:36, 29 May 2008 (BST)

joining me in worship of the stripey overlord, or his mysterious master is optional--Silent badger 16:32, 29 May 2008 (BST)

Tsk Tsk Tsk, shouldn't have joined them Mackie boy, ah well... you can still leave... join... The DEM maybe?--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:53, 30 May 2008 (BST)

Why would anyone join a group containing a known PKer? DUH!--Biff Chitts 21:07, 30 May 2008 (BST)

...DEM is pro-survivor dumbass... See Mackie! Look what you're getting into! Spend six minutes with them and your IQ drops 10 points! Let alone an hour!--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 03:52, 31 May 2008 (BST)

Dude, you take this GAME far too seriously, Burnet can do what he likes, [shed] arnt into all this uber competitive rubbish, name calling and nonsence you seem to love. We're just a bunch of like minded survivors/players/friends having a laugh, hanging out trying to stay alive, Frankly if people wish they can join several groups, we're not that anal about these things, sorry to disappoint you.

sorry missed the point didnt I! Your an amusing little nemesis, keep up the good work--Silent badger 14:20, 1 June 2008 (BST)

First off... don't call me Mackie. Second, the folks at [shed] have invited me to join. I never saw you invite me. Third, I like the vibrating beds the [shed] HQ has.--Macfarlane Burnet 02:16, 2 June 2008 (BST)

I shit on those beds...--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 18:54, 2 June 2008 (BST)

Ew... you didn't need to say that. And I meant the clean ones.--Macfarlane Burnet 23:24, 2 June 2008 (BST)

er...you have just proved the quantity of your IQ, if you read my post i didnt say DEM are PKers, i said they contain a known PKer. Like them apples?--Biff Chitts 11:08, 11 June 2008 (BST)

That's why I said they are a Pro-Survivor group, THEY DON'T CONTAIN PKERS!!! THEY HELP SURVIVORS!!! If they were to have a PKer in their group, he would be kicked out.--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 16:46, 11 June 2008 (BST)

McFarlane has chosen his path as did you. He is a good man with good morales, and we are truly glad he chose to become [Shed]. Now be quiet, bed defecator!! You really must have a bad diet, btw. That last mess you left, we had to ditch the matress...unshiftable!--Biff Chitts 10:22, 14 June 2008 (BST)

btw, guys n gals. How about inviting lordwhisker? he also has been around these parts for a good while now, helping keep Quarlesbank clean. In my eyes he's pretty much proven his ability and conviction.--Biff Chitts 10:22, 14 June 2008 (BST)

Absolutely! Let him in!--Amy Flood 18:14, 14 June 2008 (BST)

i agree, seems like a top chap ftang ftang --Silent badger 18:03, 15 June 2008 (BST)

ole biscuit barrel :)--Biff Chitts 11:48, 16 June 2008 (BST)

he is now our newest member!--Silent badger 16:49, 6 July 2008 (BST)

yay!welcome aboard, lordwhisker. good to have another valiant shedite ready to keep quarlesbank a safe place--Biff Chitts 10:30, 8 July 2008 (BST)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Quarlesbank but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a random request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:14, 24 July 2008 (BST)

We're very active, thank you.--Amy Flood 22:34, 24 July 2008 (BST)

OK then. I'll make sure to keep your tag on the list when I check back in 2 weeks. Sorry for wasting your time. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 23:06, 24 July 2008 (BST)