Talk:The Dribbling Beavers

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Finis the failure

Finis has been attempting to contact us for a week now. He and I finally "talked" a couple of moments ago. He's under the impression that you're hiding from him in Huntley Heights, EN's turf. He requested we do rather unsavory things to you and in exchange he'd do some sort of sexual favors. Since we're not a into disease laden furries we declined his offer politely.

While we're not in the practice of helping survivors, especially the allies of our enemies, we found Finis to be a rather distasteful and annoying individual. As such if we can ruin a moment of his gameplay, we'd be happy. He knows you're "hiding" in Huntley Heights. He's actively begging for alliances and he's dicking about trying to build the perfect man-squirrel for his collection of dolls. Use this information however you want. We don't care. At the most we'll spoil some of his fun. At the least we called him a couple of funny names on the wiki. --Adrian Jeshua ^{EN | T} 17:44, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Oh goody. Now the failure is attempting to crack my Gmail password. Wheeee. --Adrian Jeshua ^{EN | T} 23:17, 23 May 2008 (BST)

EN brings the lolz. I love you guys.--Nallan (Talk) 11:51, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Thank you, Adrian. Sorry for the late reply, been a bit busy and used to new messages at the bottom. Yes, not very many people seem to like finis. I can't imagine why. We appreciate you taking the time to give us the info and help us in this way. It's very cool of you and we won't forget that. Trying to crack your gmail password? Ugh.--Calista griffin 01:25, 30 May 2008 (BST) 00:19, 30 May 2008 (BST)

PSP

My Pker, pedrosanpedro, is going to come up and join in the zerg hunt - i've previously pked in your neck of the woods, so would ask that you pass on to DB members, allies and local locals to try not to target me for the duration of the hunt - i'll be leaving quietly after the event. Sanpedro 01:41, 19 May 2008 (BST)

no problem, sanpedro. thank you for your support. --Calista griffin 01:31, 30 May 2008 (BST) 00:21, 30 May 2008 (BST)

'ello again... i'm moving on again - letting you know that you can consider me fair game again, if you can find me Sanpedro 05:58, 13 June 2008 (BST)

Umm

Yeah, I may have killed someone that's in you're group... It was umm jiminy sumthinorother, but he wuz in our base and what with the Cap being PKed by clones I didn't take a chance. If he truly was a beaver then I'm sorry, I'm not a PKer, I'm just spooked e-z. Kay, could you tell him? --Generic Minion 00101

Pissed BIG

Two of the imposters you noted (PrivateDamage and PickmansmodI) Pked me and a member of my group. Now that I'm pissed, I'd like to ally with for as long as it takes to take this sons-of-bitches down. I didn't before cuz although they've pked in shooting distance, I had to uphold the Mr Rogers Policy. Now, though, I'd like to kick some @$$!!! Reply in discussion on the MPD Vigilantes page under the recruitment section, pleez. Also, post this on their user pages if they have any. I chaecked, but I figured you'd know.

	This User Is A DOUCHEBAG!
	This user has been marked for death for being a douchebag by the MPD Vigilantes. Kill him/her on sight!

--Officer 123satsitx 21:40, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

Heyo

Hey this is Fgon50 from the USAI, and I have orders to contact you guys about somethings. Would be better somewhere more private though. Hope to talk to you guys soon! --Fgon50 22:34, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey Guys

Well, the inevitable has finally happen. The BBK have reunited. The new BBK goes back to the days when we had our original 10 - 15 people and we plan to keep it that way, as we feel we were more efficient in a group containing just close real life friends. Anyway, as part of our rebuilding phase, we ask if you would like to be allied with us once again. We will remain in Santlerville for the duration of the Big Bash, but once it is over we plan on finding a new home of our own to build from the ashes. It'd be nice to have some counterparts from our homeland.--MichaelRead 11:01, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Gee read, i'm glad i'm considered a close real life friend, next time your gonna have people over on a sat night though, leave a message on my talk page :P --xoxo 11:13, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

hahaha. With the notable exception of J3D. Who lives in Sydney, but holds a dear place in all of our hearts. Most of us are seeing each other everyday. Jed just imagines he is with us.--MichaelRead 11:17, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

thanks for the prompt response. I really thought that the BBK and the Dribbling Beavers had some sort of friendship in the past. I guess we understand if you don't want anything to do with an "old flame", Rexy :P--MichaelRead 08:43, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

CCPD Addition to Allies?

Hi DBs. The CCPD of Santlerville would love to be added to your Allies section. If you're interested, we have a template you could use as well : {{CCPD}} --Dorothy Zbornak 14:48, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Shiny new template

Got a template for you guys to put up: {{The Northern Regiment (Allied)}} --Blanemcc 09:47, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

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The Watchmen

I'm sure he's not, but is the Kill On Sight PKer Suburban Ed (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=642461) in your group? Because he's marked himself as part of you on his group profile, possibly a cover.

--The'Thief ^{The Watchmen} 16:24, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

We come to you with a proposal of peace. We know you we attacked you once but we are no longer affiliated with Adrian Jeshua and random PKing in general, as we feel it compromises our neutral position as contracters. We are prepared to extend a full apology for our actions and hope their can be peace between us.

--The'Thief ^{The Watchmen|RHA} 00:30, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Until the next time you guys are contracted out to kill us? ;) I'm slightly kidding; if we were to have peace with your group, can we be assured that you will not honor a contract that involves killing or griefing Beavers or other Santlerville regulars? You played honorably during your contract against us and our allies, so I would expect that your word on never attacking us would not be broken. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 03:56, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

Hm. This is difficult for us, as we're trying to maintain as few actual allies as possible (again because it compromises our position as contracters) The last time we met was not a contract but a joint PKing venture with Ecendo Numerous, also we're had a fair few clashes with your members when we've returned to Santlerville. What we would like is peace, we will no longer engage in PKing against you, however if we're contracted to attack you again we can't really refuse, because we don't really want to make an alliance with you, or anyone else for that matter. Your welcome to defend yourself with everything you have (we never take it personally anyway, comes with the job) and we WILL NOT reliate outside the contract conditions. Basically we don't want to regard you as a threat anymore and vice-versa. Also we noticed a number of your allies were called in to help fight the RHA, I would like to remind you that this is a service we offer and would very much enjoy helping with.

--The'Thief ^{The Watchmen|RHA} 11:43, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

When you said "proposal for peace" I thought you meant some sort of non-aggression pact. We would want some sort of agreement that you wouldn't be taking jobs to kill us while we were busy being nice to you. But if all you are worried about is being hunted down by Beavers, well, you shouldn't be. Most of the time, we don't play in PK wars. I will say that former Beavers you PKed during your EN team-up may feel like avenging. I can't give them an order not to kill you if there is no non-aggression pact and associated agreements. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 08:38, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

That's good enough for us. We want peace and for you to know there's no hard feelings and we're not against your group (it's never personal) but I'm sorry as I said earlier we want to refrain from any kind of alliance, with anyone really.

--The'Thief ^{The Watchmen} 12:03, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Alright, fair enough. No hard feeling from us. Except maybe the ones who you guys PKed back then. You guys are still on our DNR list, but we're not going to actively hunt you guys out and/or grief. Thanks for contacting us about this, we appreciate it. --Sexy Rexy Grossman 19:56, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Couldn't we just take out a contract that says you don't kill us? I know its different from your usual kill this guy, greif this building sort of contracts but still...it would potentially exploit a loophole to further our group relations...thoughts? oh and the BBK has disbanded in case you haven't picked up on it yet...--Jed 13:57, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Ha, nice suggestion. But sorry we wouldn't really count that as a contract, since it's not strictly a "job" it's diplomacy. And we wern't aware BBK had disbanded, not that we're sorry, we really really didn't get on with those guys, what with their continous trolling of our page when they contracted us to hit Finis Valorum and Finis contracted them right back. It's just business to us.

--The'Thief ^{The Watchmen} 00:01, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Greetings from E.N.D.

I am XxCannon FodderxX founder of E.N.D. I would like to personally thank you for helping in the crusade to better Malton, and, to thank you for joining in our little party into the redzone.

Their will be more to come on our forum, but, for now, let me know on there if there is a particular day or time to start this ball rolling for you and the rest of the Beavers.

--XxPale HorsexX / XxCannon FodderxX 12:22, 6 September 2007 (BST)

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It's been nice knowing (some of) you

Well since I've been kicked out of the group for being a supposed alt of Finis (no point beating around the bush here), I'd just like to say that it has been nice knowing quite a few of you, and that I'd like to thank (some of) you guys for everything (well actually I can't remember, so everything should cover most of the stuff that I want to thank some of you for - or have I just managed to confuse everyone?). Well perhaps we'll meet again someday. Perhaps. Well I guess it's goodbye for now.--_LH779 13:53, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

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Issuing my apologies

Well, I'm user:Tigerfangred, you may have known me as the leader of the IB legionaires. I helped you guys out during the siege of Dowdney way back when. Well, you may hate me for joining the RRF, but I quit that group a long time ago. I'd now like to let you know I've assumed my place back in the IB legionaires. Really, the only reason I went zed was because my group was so inactive and I got bored. Sorry about that. But anyways, I just wanted to issue my apologies, and I remember your group investigating all the griefers after me(tigerfangblue, etc). I'd like to let you know again, that I play fair and always will. I have one account, Tigerfangred, and will only have one account. Any other variation of that is not me. Thank you for understanding. Hopefully I can re-prove myself to you in the future :) --Tigerfangred 23:43, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Amosnomor

tu es francais?--Zyll ^GIFD 01:34, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Blah Blah Blah

So, what's up with this? http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=udfy2.gif

Checked your imposters, he's not in there. I do hope you're not allowing PKers in your group, looking at your talk page you seem to have quite the problem with PKs.Lone zombie 23:05, 15 May 2008 (BST)

Actually that was a legitimate bounty on a zerg of Finis Valorum. We have proven a list of Finis' zerg alts to the zerg list on Rezzens. You are on it. If you can prove otherwise, I suggest that you do.

Nice try.Calista griffin 19:13, 15 May 2008 (GMT)

Apology

I would like to start with "I'm sorry," I killed someone in your group (begins with O...), not knowing that you guys were on DORIS's do not kill list. I will try not to kill anymore of you, but if it happens... meh. Please take my first born, do whatever you wish with him....--/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 04:43, 22 May 2008 (BST)

This is in response to DORIS' support of you guys killing Finis. Unless provoked DORIS will not kill any Beavers...despite us killing you guys last year during the Global Warmings... --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 04:57, 22 May 2008 (BST)

I understand, not killing people is hard work.--xoxo 08:41, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Hey, smartass, I can't be bothered to check every profile! --/~Rakuen~\^Talk I Still Love Grim 16:48, 22 May 2008 (BST)

Your apology is accepted with friendship, Rakuen. Thank you, Sonny. I'll make sure I convey this message to the rest of Dribbling Beavers and our allies and ask that no retaliation take place. We will observe a truce. We have no quarrel with you and appreciate that you have shown your support for the killing of Finis. Hail Pluto! --Calista griffin 04:07, 23 May 2008 (BST)

Hail Pluto! --Sonny Corleone ^{RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n} 18:20, 23 May 2008 (BST)

It is with extreme dissapointment wth himself, Last Crusade bows his head in shame for killing a Dribbling Beavers member. In his crazed hunt for Finis alts, he was not paying attention and would never kill a member on purpose. Please accept his apology or believe it was unintended.--Nicanddick 17:25, 30 June 2008 (BST)

Reasons?

I have seen numerous killings of innocents by members of your group, and all the people you claim to be imposters were not the ones who killed the innocents. Any reasons for this? The first man to be killed was a supposed "Pker", but when more and more people started to get killed, it was harder to believe these people. Any reasons for these activites? -Tiberius Wilkins

*sigh* - considering the current confusion in Santlerville and surrounds i can totally understand your concern. However i assure you The Dribbling Beavers are totally pro-survivor and have a more than 2 year history in the suburb to prove it. When making accusations such as these screenshots or iwitness reports are helpful as i can't definitively explain the reason for the alleged PKing (or if it happened at all) without knowing who/when/where/why etc. So please head here. Now to your question - as explained we (and other groups) are current at war against a zerger - Check here for more info. Now either you saw a member of the Beavers PKing an alt of Finis or you saw an alt of Finis with the dribbling beavers as their group PKing in order to spread confusion. As you may have noticed on our page we have several several imposter accounts that exploit the fact that capital i's and lower case L's look the same in game. It may have been one of these characters that killed you. Hopefully that helps explain whats happening.

Also I noticed you added a flagbox to our group page. On this wiki you are not allowed to edit another group's page without their consent. I'll remove the template from the page as i'm sure your intentions were good however be aware that i will report you or anyone else in your group who puts that template there for vandalism if it's done again. Thanks.--xoxo 02:02, 7 June 2008 (BST)

I'm sure I'll stake that into consideration. -Tiberius Wilkins

The Great Suburb Group Massacre

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Currently the suburb in question is Rolt Heights but one response to this query will be all that is needed to protect your group link on all suburb pages. I know this is a may seem a stupid request but its for all groups regardless of size. Thank you. --Adavastor 02:46, 31 July 2008 (BST)

We aren't active at this point in Rolt Heights. Keep the requests coming though.--xoxo 05:45, 2 August 2008 (BST)

NAP

The Browncoats would like to extend an offer to create a Non-Aggression Pact between our two groups. If interested, let me know either on my own talk page or that of the Browncoats. Cheers. --Blanemcc 09:51, 14 September 2008 (BST)

Salute from a MOBber

MOB has rarely encountered such resistance as seen in Santlerville. It has been a topic of discussion among us on IRC. Hats off to your team! --FLZombie 03:54, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, FLZombie. It's an honor to be considered a worthy foe by the mighty MoB and to know our antics have awoken a discussion and excitement. May we meet again in battle and have a splendid time sometime soon. we'll bring the dip.

• thumps tail in salute*--Calista griffin 20:06, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

The Zodiacs

Hey All: we'd like to apply for official ally status, and recognition on your home page. Thanks! --Le bourreau 16:04, 28 November 2008 (UTC)

you've got it. i just have to go through the page and update it. Oh boy. But thanks for your friendship and hard work.--Calista griffin 20:08, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

Zerging Accusations

Your group has been accusing the Dead Bunnies of zerging for a few days now. Then today we see this - http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3080/hwlcmtyw8.png

Kind of the pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?

If you have proof of any of our members zerging, please let us know so we can put a stop to it. In the meantime, you might want to check out what your own members are up to before making accusations against us... M4rduK - January 08, 2009.

I and others in the Dribbling Beavers have our suspicions about you and your group, but I don't recall accusing you of anything. We look into any suspicious activity, but we don't make accusations without proof. We've had a series of brand spanking new zombie groups spring up repeatedly to destroy us and Santlerville. It looks like a grudge to me. It seems like whoever actually is responsible for those zergs hit a sore spot with you. Don't flatter yourself though, we fight fair. Sometimes we lose, but that's how the cookie crumbles.

I know what the members of my group are doing and that's not us. We don't zerg. We put one of the biggest zergers in the game out of business with the help of lots of allies and even some who might be considered our enemies. Unless, of course, he's just changed form and is intent on making us look bad, destroying our burb, etc. The usual. So I suggest that you stop trying to point a finger at us without even considering that it might serve the purposes of whoever is really responsible.--Calista griffin 19:38, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I might also add that there is an official accusation on the pages of Santlerville, since I am not a member of Beavers, I did not dare to respond, but since I also seriously doubt it was you zerging (not only because there are your members puzzled by this as well)... well, I just thought you might want to know about this one, since it doesn't seem nice to me when somebody officially accuses someone on public page without letting him know. That would be all... --Alexander Abramov 21:28, 8 January 2009 (UTC)

I removed the accusation (one of the Dead Bunnies had added it, not realizing the rules of the page). I apologize for that.

You claim that the Dribbling Beavers have not accused us of zerging. There have been *many* accusations! I took a screenshot of the latest:

File:Accusation.PNG

M4rduK

All that screenshot shows is someone accusing a zombie of zerging after he was bitten. There is no way to tell if it is one of the obvious zergs, your group, a zombie monkey or whatnot. Are we suspicious of your group? We're suspicious of any group of zombies or humans that are all born around the same dates and appear to have a singular purpose to grief us. We've been down this road before and will likely be down it again. We'll be sure to let you know if we get solid proof of zerging. Until then whining about being called a zerg just comes off as being hyper-sensitive. Kind of an oxymoron for a zombie group, yes?--Rocky Road 17:57, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

We don't mean to grief you, but we need to find a cosy NT building to sleep in.

We're very friendly zombies really. Nom, nom, nom. Stepdown 21:03, 9 January 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre, 2009

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Thanks for your reply, and sorry if this seems like a stupid question. Linkthewindow  Talk  23:17, 13 February 2009 (UTC)

It's okay, but since we and our allies did hold the Mall Tour 2009 in Santlerville for 5 days, yes, Virginia, we still exist. ;) --Calista griffin 20:07, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Linkthewindow  Talk  20:34, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Ol' Jack McHeinerson.

I'm doing this against my better judgement - since every attempt to talk to you has resulted in stonewalling. Perhaps you should have a talk about your friend Jack Heins about killing zeds at revive points. Naughty boy. --Jason Stafam 01:40, 29 April 2009 (BST)

It looks like you're coming here trying to get them to comment on something without any knowledge on the subject so you can cause more drama really. Maybe if you provide a screenshot it won't seem like you're just trying to poke the bear/beaver. --Karek^maps?! 03:43, 29 April 2009 (BST)

Drama is the centre of all group disputes, they thrive on it. Let it all flow, I says. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 20:04, 29 April 2009 (BST)

Containin' Monthly

You've been mentioned :P. --Haliman - Talk 19:29, 10 May 2009 (BST)

Thanks! --Calista griffin 00:15, 24 May 2009 (BST)

The Leporidation Proclamation.

This proclamation states that The Dead Bunnies (Hereby referred to as Bunnies) and the Dribbling Beavers (henceforth referred to as Beavers) are considered for entry into a pact of non-aggression with the option to continue towards an entente-cordiale, circle-jerk, or full blown sex.

We, The Dead Bunnies hereby state that we shall:

1. Offer full details of our robust and well-hung zerg army.
2. Cease all hostilities towards Beavers, Chipmunks, Raccoons and Ducktales.
3. Protect any and all Beavers when they are unable to succeed in battle.
4. Ensure no taxation without representation

This peace-offering does not come without certain terms which must be adhered to in full, without exception.

1. We require the sacrifice of one (1) virgin on the first night of the full moon
1a. Although we would prefer something female and nubile, this can be Nils Jackson if you so choose.
2. We require that all Beavers become shaven. We will not ally with hairy beavers. It is unsanitary and unsightly.
3. Calista Griffin MUST grow eyebrows. This point is non-negotiable
4. Stalin and Calista are no longer to be attacked for their love. We live in a modern society where the love between a despotic dictator and Stalin should be accepted for what it is, no matter how creepy.
5. No more root beer. Seriously, it's enough already

The Dead Bunnies reserve the right to withdraw from this agreement at any time if the terms and conditions of this truce are not met, or it is deemed that considerable effort is not being made to achieve said conditions.

The preceding document has been signed by the following: and witnessed by a legally recognised cat which can play a keyboard.

--Jason "Fock'n" Stafam 23:55, 23 May 2009 (BST)

--Bill S. Preston "M4rduK" Esquire 23:57, 23 May 2009 (BST)

--Marquis "roorgh" de Sade 00:05, 24 May 2009 (BST)

--Bum "bumrocks" Rocks 00:30, 24 May 2009 (BST)

--Dr. Kenneth "Rottentinfish" Noisewater 11:34, 24 May 2009 (BST)

--Shar "Zharni" Knee, III 11:36, 24 May 2009 (BST)

Representatives of The Dead Bunnies

Representatives of The Dribbling Beavers

This notice has also been posted on The Dead Bunnies talk page in case of malicious wiki editing by those who cannot accept the peace process.

Play us off, notarised Keyboard Cat