Talk:Shearbank Patrol

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KOS question

I seem to be on some sort of KOS listing by Umbrella; I cannot however find my name of any of their lists, so I ask you wether you have come across Rorydoc on any of their Pker lists, and wehter yourselves will be hunting me as a suspect PKer.

Many thanks, --Rahrah^{Come join the #party!}17:08, 22 June 2009 (BST)

I have no idea how Umbrella manages their PK lists, but I'm sure you could contact them directly and ask to be removed from any Bounty lists.

Maintaining PK lists is tricky in general, but as long as you don't actually PK - and/or announce any revenge or bounty kills as such - you really shouldn't appear on them. Since you're neither on Umbrella nor Shearbank list, you should be safe.

PS: Another thing - some zergers and PKers tend to disguise as bounty hunters or group members and direct you to PK lists and such. --Alan Jersie 18:39, 22 June 2009 (BST)

Teamwork

I'm SamuRyjak from the SOTD - First and Only. We occupy the Manuel Towers and I noticed you were very active in status updates on the NT buildings. As we are operating in the same area, I thought an introduction was in order. We will mostly be guarding a 4 block radius of the towers and helping to maintain the Turner NT/Sartin Monument revive point until we get our skill levels up. Any advice or assistance you wish to render would be appreciated. --SamuRyjak 17:02, 25 June 2009 (BST)

Any group aiding in restoration of Shearbank is most welcome. While we probably won't be able to co-operate on the group level as Shearbank Patrol is mainly a communication and coordination hub of individual survivors, you and everyone else are free to utilise our resources and reports, such as Strategic Point status list, or call for help with specific tasks.

Stacey Monument seems to be a wise choice for a revification point, let us know if you get it up and running and into an official state (update the barricade plan and such), or simply update the Strategic Point list yourself.

Hoping for a zombie-free Malton, --Alan Jersie 17:29, 25 June 2009 (BST)

I threw together a Help page, you might find it useful. Take care to observe common sense if you do. --Alan Jersie 17:49, 25 June 2009 (BST)

I linked that page from our tools section under Shearbank Homeowners Association. We are also more of a C&C hub, so I think this will work. I'd like to expand the SHA as a loose group for sharing info between separate groups. Keep your head down and powder dry. --SamuRyjak 19:16, 25 June 2009 (BST)

Good to hear.

What is Shearbank Homeowners Assosiation? Shearbank Patrol also largely serves as a free-for-all information hub, much like Umbrella's PK Listings. --Alan Jersie 19:31, 25 June 2009 (BST)

The Shearbank Homeowners Association would function as a centralized location for communication and coordination between groups and individuals within Shearbank. That way, in the event of zombie incursion, we can communicate effectively. It is also a good way to keep track of maintenance around Shearbank, as your help page lists. By not having any requirements for membership, community minded individuals who wish to stay out of official groups, as well as groups that do not normally work together could still provide a more effective defense.--SamuRyjak 21:55, 25 June 2009 (BST)

This is pretty much the means and purpose Shearbank Patrol is meant to serve. I think we should keep the projects separate but cross-referencing for now, then we'll see how it goes. Tell me if you have an official page up, and good luck! --Alan Jersie 22:01, 25 June 2009 (BST)

Modified the link in our tools page to direct people to Shearbank Homeowners Association directly, there's a link to your help page. Hope that's ok, if not, let me know and I'll remove it.--SamuRyjak 00:48, 26 June 2009 (BST)

Very interesting, I'll keep an eye out for your progress. :) --Alan Jersie 09:48, 26 June 2009 (BST)

You may want to update your Group's front page adding Sartin Monument revive point and Re: Keedwell refuel and updated. --SamuRyjak 16:13, 1 July 2009 (BST)

You'll want to update all related pages (map, barricade plan, wiki page, etc.) and possibly seek local consensus before it can be declared an official revive point and ensure it'll be able to remain in operation with or without any one group's help. --Alan Jersie 18:19, 1 July 2009 (BST)

I'll get on that. For practical purposes it is an RP. I've never waited more than a few hours for a rez. SOTD maintains it, as does a group known as "The Resistance". --SamuRyjak 19:28, 2 July 2009 (BST)

Notification of Listing as Group in Shearbank

This group has been listed on the page Shearbank as a Survivor group. Kindest regards, --Rahrah^{Come join the #party!}18:26, 25 June 2009 (BST)

Thanks a bunch! --Alan Jersie 18:31, 25 June 2009 (BST)

And I have partially removed you from the same list. Your were listed as a hostile (PK) group by User:Captain Rickety. I have reverted his edit and warned him not to do it again. Your still listed as Pro-Survivor of course. Greets, --Thadeous Oakley 18:54, 25 June 2009 (BST)

Thank you. I guess we'll have to keep an eye out for Blue Aegis, vandalism isn't exactly a proper measure... --Alan Jersie 18:59, 25 June 2009 (BST)

Blue Aegis debacle

Maintained for amusement purposes. Check out their liberation activities.

Declaration of Intent

As Shearbank is the property of the Prophet, we would like to inquire as to why we have not received a permit for your residency within the suburb of Shearbank, and encourage you to do immediately for your own safety and the safety of all of Malton. We would also like to warn you that future carelessness will not be tolerated. Our attack team(s) will be moving into position now. We would also like to remind you that you have not applied for the following forms, including but not limited to: permit(s)32E,1A,3C,and 5D for public speaking, permit 4R to carrying a weapon, permit 3A for movement, permit 7H for housing, permit 54D for public housing, permit 98J for consumption of liquor, permit 67T for freedom of movement, permit 75Y for medical treatment, permit 21J for sexual congress, permit 94U for a license to kill, permit 241P for a access to parking garage(s), permit 34W for a free box of sushi with a fill-up at your nearest gas station, permit 43N to carry ammunition, permit 43M to carry a gun, permit 4K to carry a boombox, permit 5R to carry birth control without written consent of your local clergyman, permit 11G for the usage of chewing gum, permit 76D for bad fashion choices, permit 37A for the painting of boxes (yellow), permit 37B for the painting of boxes (blue), permits 37C through 37Z for the painting of boxes ([See here for details], permit 87S for naming children names not included in the list of permitted names, permit 6E for a free salmon dinner with purchase of a carpet, permit 8J for usage of electricity, permit 873G for exemption from death-squad kill list(s), permit 102I for recreational activities not listed on permissible behavior guide, permit 23Q for one free list of all permissible activities, permit 76 for prosecution of banditry, permit 432Y for reporting suspicious activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432X for reporting promiscuous activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 432T for reporting Curious George activity in your neighborhood to your local occupation authority, permit 49P to join the local death-squad, and Permit 2A to lawfully kill any Curious George(s) on property you are renting from the Prophet.

We will look forward to meeting you to resolve these issues immediately!

Have a very nice Day!Captain Rickety 18:53, 21 June 2009 (BST)

As the only member of the group so far, I have filed and sent the permit and attached all required legal forms to 37, Sod Off Street. Thank you for your kind reminder. --Alan Jersie 20:58, 21 June 2009 (BST)

Declaration of Freedom War

As you have failed to cease your racist attacks on survivors, and have instead chose to escalate these vulgarities to a new extreme. As a result of these and countless other activities of your doing, we find ourselves with no alternative but to force you and your entire membership to play as a zombies until further notice. Have an exceedingly nice day, Yours Most Sincerly Captain Rickety 08:39, 22 June 2009 (BST)'

This appears to be a misunderstanding. I, nor Shearbank Patrol, have never professed any racist or aggressive intentions, but have merely advised yourself to sod off as quickly as possible. I hope this clears that up. --Alan Jersie 09:32, 22 June 2009 (BST)

Actually, there is evidence of both racism on the part of the individual and on the group in question. We believe that racism is a sign of ignorance and to a limited extent; fear. We believe that as the Racists of the suburb live in fear, we as the responsible members of the community have a duty to aid them in their rehabilitation until we feel that they see that they must embrace the virtues of tolerance, peace, forgiveness, humility, and kindness. We have evidence of both Alan Jersie's connections to racist groups, and evidence of racist attacks made by members of the Aryan Christian Militia. Therefore it is with a heavy heart that I must tell you: You are a racist, and rude too. Your conduct will only make things worse for yourself and your members. Repent and beg for forgiveness, lest you squander what goodwill we have for you. Have a peaceful night, because at dawn we march for Shearbank! Captain Rickety 18:32, 22 June 2009 (BST)

Whatever rocks your boat, good sir. --Alan Jersie 18:41, 22 June 2009 (BST)

Your Racist Behavior

As you have been proven without any measure of doubt to engage in racist behavior our group will target you and any members of your organization. We believe that racism, hate, and intolerance have no place in this game or anywhere else. We believe that the residents of Shearbank deserve a group that stands for security, peace, and tolerance of all peoples. A racist in incapable of achieving these goals, and therefore cannot lead any group that has these goals. We will not tolerate your violent racist ideology anywhere in Malton, and we will not allow your racist beliefs to pollute an otherwise upstanding Pro-Survivor Group. The War Against Racism will continue until the following conditions are met:

• Alan Jersie must leave the Shearbank Patrol.
• Alan Jersie must apologize for his racism, and commit to rehabilitation efforts until he has been declared rehabilitated.
• The Shearbank Patrol must be lead by a non-racist.
• The Shearbank Patrol must provide proof (screenshot) of pking, or remove the individuals from their list.
• Alan Jersie and the Shearbank Patrol must acknowledge their defeat at the hands of the Blue Aegis Group, in the name of freedom, peace, and tolerance.

--Captain Rickety 23:09, 25 June 2009 (BST)

I don't mean to intrude, but I'm curious... you're targeting Shearbank Patrol members when it's pretty clear only Alan is a "racist." I say "racist" because, besides his past group, there isn't any evidence at all of racism from him or his members. Screenshots, man, screenshots! If you ask for them from the Patrol, you ought to be able to provide them showing Alan's alleged heinous crimes. --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 00:40, 26 June 2009 (BST)

I could draw up some screenshots if you want (I'd probably do a better job at antialiasing text than Rickety did anyway), but joking about racism isn't generally my cup of tea. Check out their Freedom War I, it's largely the same deal, racism and all. --Alan Jersie 09:46, 26 June 2009 (BST)