Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly

The Greater Good above all. Numbers We're on the stat page. The Commissar Roderik, Big Boss Snakeyes, UBCS Commander Posydon, Members of Command Lithedarkangel Megameh Ghost, Skouth, GOALS OUR greater good. Recruitment See recruitment Contact UBCS forum Subpages navigator Main :: Hall of Fame Diplomacy Winter Fox UBCS History UBCS Navbar Containin' Weekly Archive Archive 2 The Drifters Forums Chudleyton Darvall Heights Eastonwood West Becktown East Becktown Richmond Hills Molebank Lukinswood Havercroft Important Notice As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes. STOP THE PRESSES! News Flash! This week two UBCS celebrities Rei and Snake were married. Ephraim was to marry the two in a grand ceremony. Then Scandal stuck! The first scandal was the shocking news the Rei is really Skouth. This did not stop Snake however. There was word that snake had been threatened and violated into marriage, but Snake denies this. “Sure Ive had my throat cut and my balls stepped on, BUT THAT’S WHY I LOVE REI” The happy Groom says. Long time friend and Minister of the Dread Wolf God Saizibi, God of Murder and Schizophrenia, Ephraim said that he had been expecting this for a long time. “I always new this would happen” he says. The Bride and Groom were last seen sacrificing at the blood altar and heading off for an honeymoon. “We have two kids” Rei/Skouth says. Not everyone was happy, however. UBCS sniper Chris Longworth said on the matter “Wait…isn’t Skouth a guy? Howd they get pregnant?” In other News… Since the interview with the sniper, he has gone missing. The only clue at the scene was graffiti in red “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.” We would love to here any clues you may have! BREAKING NEWS! The UBCS has gone through many changes in the last few weeks. The GM defected at one point, causing a power vacuum. Haliman’s first reaction when he heard this was to have Megameh executed. “Can't take any chances!” He said. An inside source says Haliman was jealous of Megameh's Bishonen looks. Luckily Li had some meth to give to him. When the dust of Revolution settled, Li was the new Grand Marshal and Megameh the New Secretary Grand Marshall! Roderik also received two promotions, due to Mr. Mango’s intense lobbying efforts. “Just as planned…” said Li. Awards This weeks awards… Quote of the week “We RP every day late at night” Snake on his new marriage. Fail of the Week The High Command for realizing none of them ever passed training. “I think I trained in Crimson Clan…” mused Li. Rod, Mega and Eoh all admit they were never trained. Member of the Week The Member of the Week is our Newest High Command Member. He has it all ladies and gentleman. He is intelligent, cunning, talented, and a cool head in combat. The Award for this week goes to…Mr. Mango. From The Resident Bishonen: Hey Gang! It’s a new year, and boy am I excited. SO much has changed over the last year. Lets all make this year better then the last! Now that I am Second in Command of the whole UBCS, I have one message to all the UBCS members. Thanks guys, I wont let you down! To all the non-members who read this, I look forward to working with you in the future. On that note, I recently bought a Fedora. They are awesome. Handsome Devil Megameh signing out. --Megameh 21:02, 1 January 2010 (UTC) This Articles' Editor(s) --LithedarkangelMeth!The Great Meth Man 20:56, 1 January 2010 (UTC) Past Articles Pilot Article 2 Article 3 Article 4 Article 5 Article 6 Article 7 Article 8 Article 9