Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service/Containin' Weekly/Article 9

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The Greater Good above all.
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The Commissar

Roderik,


Big Boss

Snakeyes,


UBCS Commander

Posydon,


Members of Command

Lithedarkangel

Megameh

Ghost,

Skouth,


GOALS

OUR greater good.


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Important Notice

As this is the UBCS' paper, expect inside jokes.


STOP THE PRESSES!

  • Iron Hearts
    • The entire forum grinds to a halt as many of the active members are actively engrossed in the “Iron Hearts” Roleplaying Game occurring in this time. 5 out of 10 people In the box say this is better then everything from “love and affection” to “Urban Dead”
- the other five disagreed by beating up the editor.
  • Hostage.
    • Deathwire is holding the chatbox hostage! How he is holding, considering his lack of hands is unknown.
  • Bash Brothers.
    • Eoh and Skouth have fused to form one super unit! This has encouraged Li to increase his meth consumption.
  • BREAKING NEWS!
    • Megameh took over the lethargic Fox Company. Then shit got out of control.
    • Company was almost renamed “Kamina Kompany” before being shut down with extreme prejudice. Haliman has been quoted as stating “FUUUUUU”.


Awards

  • Quote of the Week
    • Haliman gets this award for quoting himself by saying “an old friend once said” and saying an old quote from one of his speeches.
- Li called him on this.
  • Fail of the Week
    • (Epic fail of the week goes to Mega for still not realizing there is no "c" in my name...... -_-) - Roderik
  • Member of the Week
    • Member of the week goes to Roderick for putting the ick, back in “Ick, I just realized my every move is being controlled by Roderick.” You go, you Magnificent Bastard you!

From the Resident Bishonen:

Mega here. As part of my plan to actively control- I mean to help the UBCS, I have decided to take over the editing of this fine paper. Look foreword to random installments!

Handsome Devil Megameh signing out.--Megameh 03:59, 1 December 2009 (UTC)

This Articles' Editor(s)

--LithedarkangelMeth!The Great Meth Man 03:58, 1 December 2009 (UTC)

--Megameh 03:59, 1 December 2009 (UTC)

Past Articles

  1. Pilot
  2. Article 2
  3. Article 3
  4. Article 4
  5. Article 5
  6. Article 6
  7. Article 7
  8. Article 8