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**This week two UBCS celebrities Rei and Snake were married. Ephraim was to marry the two in a grand ceremony. Then Scandal stuck! | **This week two UBCS celebrities Rei and Snake were married. Ephraim was to marry the two in a grand ceremony. Then Scandal stuck! | ||
**The first scandal was the shocking news the Rei is really Skouth. This did not stop Snake however. There was word that snake had been threatened and violated into marriage, but Snake denies this. “Sure | **The first scandal was the shocking news the Rei is really Skouth. This did not stop Snake however. There was word that snake had been threatened and violated into marriage, but Snake denies this. “Sure I've had my throat cut and my balls stepped on, BUT THAT’S WHY I LOVE REI” The happy Groom says. | ||
**Long time friend and Minister of the Dread Wolf God | **Long time friend and Minister of the Dread Wolf God Sazibi, God of Murder and Schizophrenia, Ephraim said that he had been expecting this for a long time. “I always knew this would happen” he says. The Bride and Groom were last seen sacrificing at the blood altar and heading off for a honeymoon. “We have two kids” Rei/Skouth says. | ||
**Not everyone was happy, however. UBCS sniper Chris Longworth said on the matter “Wait…isn’t Skouth a guy? | **Not everyone was happy, however. UBCS sniper Chris Longworth said on the matter “Wait…isn’t Skouth a guy? How'd they get pregnant?” | ||
*'''''In other News…''''' | *'''''In other News…''''' | ||
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