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In early March of 2010, Dr. Schwan was putting the finishing touches on his Feral Undead Blend Finishing Salt when a lab accident caused an explosion that rendered him unconscious for the better part of a day. Analyzing his mistake, Schwan found that the chemical imbalance could have been stopped if he had two or three more hands to hold the chemicals. In true Necrotech fashion, he immediately set to work on a serum that would grow an unspecified number of extra arms. This had to be scrapped, however, when lab tests confirmed that the new proprioceptors could not be linked to the central nervous system, causing the arms to behave unpredictably in clinical tests. Pondering on his failure, Dr. Schwan returned to the Colglough Building Lobby where four members of [[The Chili Corporation]] appointed themselves his bodyguards: the self styles “Four Horsemen”. Reflecting on recent events, the Dr. decided that, in lieu of extra arms, a little help couldn’t hurt, and Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team was formed. | In early March of 2010, Dr. Schwan was putting the finishing touches on his Feral Undead Blend Finishing Salt when a lab accident caused an explosion that rendered him unconscious for the better part of a day. Analyzing his mistake, Schwan found that the chemical imbalance could have been stopped if he had two or three more hands to hold the chemicals. In true Necrotech fashion, he immediately set to work on a serum that would grow an unspecified number of extra arms. This had to be scrapped, however, when lab tests confirmed that the new proprioceptors could not be linked to the central nervous system, causing the arms to behave unpredictably in clinical tests. Pondering on his failure, Dr. Schwan returned to the Colglough Building Lobby where four members of [[The Chili Corporation]] appointed themselves his bodyguards: the self styles “Four Horsemen”. Reflecting on recent events, the Dr. decided that, in lieu of extra arms, a little help couldn’t hurt, and Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team was formed. | ||
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Shortly after this, one of the horsmen--Valek Darkmist--killed one of Dr. Schwan's research assitants and destroyed a generator in the neighboring hospital. Another member succumbed to the influence of the rot virus and joined the feral undead. A third member, Sedric Dawn, vandalized the building and fled into the night. With three of the founding members pusuing alternate paths and the fourth gone missing, the future of the organization was dubious. Upon reflection, however, Dr. Schwan decided that the die had been cast and the group would stand. Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team now remains open to all like minded individals interested in bettering our situation through science. | Shortly after this, one of the horsmen--Valek Darkmist--killed one of Dr. Schwan's research assitants and destroyed a generator in the neighboring hospital. Another member succumbed to the influence of the rot virus and joined the feral undead. A third member, Sedric Dawn, vandalized the building and fled into the night. With three of the founding members pusuing alternate paths and the fourth gone missing, the future of the organization was dubious. Upon reflection, however, Dr. Schwan decided that the die had been cast and the group would stand. Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team now remains open to all like minded individals interested in bettering our situation through science. | ||
Revision as of 03:40, 15 March 2010
| Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team | |
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| Abbreviation: | D.S. R&D |
| Group Numbers: | 5 |
| Leadership: | Dr. Albert Schwan |
| Goals: | Improve the lives of all survivors within the infected zone |
| Recruitment Policy: | Open |
| Contact: | here |
About Us
Based in Whittenside’s Colglough Building and started by Dr. Albert Schwan in March of 2010, Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team is a group of devoted scientists and survivors looking to improve the lives of survivors and zombies alike through appropriation of Necrotech science. While Dr. Schwan still searches for a definitive cure for the rot virus and the associated paralytic state associated with the outbreak, the founding philosophy of this group holds that the zombie/survivor dynamic is the fact of life in Malton. To improve this dynamic for the benefit of all concerned, Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team helps to keep tabs on the state of the rot virus in Whittenside through their updated brainrot Database, and helps to mprove quality of life through the Dr. Schwan’s Essentials, Dr. Schwan's Culinary, and The Doc’s Novelties product lines.
Formation
The Four Horsemen (Self-Titled)
In early March of 2010, Dr. Schwan was putting the finishing touches on his Feral Undead Blend Finishing Salt when a lab accident caused an explosion that rendered him unconscious for the better part of a day. Analyzing his mistake, Schwan found that the chemical imbalance could have been stopped if he had two or three more hands to hold the chemicals. In true Necrotech fashion, he immediately set to work on a serum that would grow an unspecified number of extra arms. This had to be scrapped, however, when lab tests confirmed that the new proprioceptors could not be linked to the central nervous system, causing the arms to behave unpredictably in clinical tests. Pondering on his failure, Dr. Schwan returned to the Colglough Building Lobby where four members of The Chili Corporation appointed themselves his bodyguards: the self styles “Four Horsemen”. Reflecting on recent events, the Dr. decided that, in lieu of extra arms, a little help couldn’t hurt, and Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team was formed.
The Betrayal?
Shortly after this, one of the horsmen--Valek Darkmist--killed one of Dr. Schwan's research assitants and destroyed a generator in the neighboring hospital. Another member succumbed to the influence of the rot virus and joined the feral undead. A third member, Sedric Dawn, vandalized the building and fled into the night. With three of the founding members pusuing alternate paths and the fourth gone missing, the future of the organization was dubious. Upon reflection, however, Dr. Schwan decided that the die had been cast and the group would stand. Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team now remains open to all like minded individals interested in bettering our situation through science.
Qualifications
To become a member of this group, survivors must have an interest in science and marketing. Beyond this, there is a code of conduct associated with membership in this organization.
1. Members of this group will not PK survivors unless one of the following previsions be met: (a) in order to defend him or herself or to protect the life of an ally, lethal force is authorized. (b) To protect the cause of scientific advancement, those who would threaten our endeavors through the destruction of generators or other scientific equipment may be dealt with in an extreme manner befitting the gravity of their crime. (c) instructional vivisection: in order to root out the neurological cause of homicidally violent behavior, members of this group are not obligated to but may elect—if their personal research so directs them—to hunt and kill notorious PKers.
2. Members of this group will not kill a zombie without a reason: the virus is the enemy not the zombies themselves therefore the destruction of zombies should be limited to self preservation; protection of survivors, equipment, or facilities; or the furtherance of research. In the latter case, emotional involvement should be avoided.
3. Members of this group will protect and improve scientific facilities, particularly the Colglough Building where possible.
4. In all other areas of survivor interaction, members of the group will remain professional. Remember, the reputation of this establishment and its staff rides with you as you perform your duties.
If you agree to this code of conduct, change your group tag to say “D.S. R&D”, ad your signature to the membership list, copy the code for one of the following flagboxes to your user profile and welcome aboard.
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Membership
--Buebert (newspaper wielding enforcer)
--Sigmund Amenhauser (scientific development dept: New Arkham Branch)
Allies
The Four Horsemen(current status of alliance unknown)
Current Projects
The Whittenside Rotters Database
Dr. Schwan’s Research and Development Team keeps and updates a list of individuals with brainrot in the Whittenside area. While some have complained that this is nothing more than a way to target and unfairly persecute such individuals, the Dr. is quick to explain that the zombies are not the enemy: The Virus is. The proper use of the rot list is to facilitate field research by allowing Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team and allied researches the ability to see those individuals who cannot be revivified. Alternately, it serves to track the success of revivification research by allowing a researcher to determine whether such an individual is still holding on to life or has once more embrace the path of Barhah.
To update your contacts, open each link in a second window while logged in to your account, Then update each contact. To add to the database, copy and paste the blank entry at the end of the list and add the relevant data (name and acct#)
2muchdemon4u 2muchdemon4u
Aaarrgh Aaarrgh
adnexed adnexed
Artibeus Artibeus
Blanka the Feral Blanka the Feral
boxheaded boxheaded
Charlie Brutus Charlie Brutus
Chawan Chawan
ChewYass ChewYass
DarkBunnyLord DarkBunnyLord
Dead Dev Dead Dev
Devourer of brains Devourer of brains
Flurgg Flurgg
frank skinny frank skinny
Gai Cambel Gai Cambel
Gargulec Gargulec
geneon1 geneon1
Gretch Gretch
Growl909 Growl909
Harman Nomnom Harman Nomnom
Hulking Zombie Hulking Zombie
JonnyV JonnyV
kaddavr kaddavr
killthepoodle killthepoodle
King Willy King Willy
Kirk25 Kirk25
leptir leptir
Lick Nuts Lick Nuts
lippi lippi
Man of Paper Man of Paper
Marakesch Marakesch
Martin Luther Martin Luther
Mink Snopes Mink Snopes
motahtron motahtron
NewWorldGrunt NewWorldGrunt
nurrr nurrr
Nutt Zack Nutt Zack
Paul Lo Paul Lo
Porphyric Porphyric
Priapus Priapus
Ragrim Ragrim
Randell Cross Randell Cross
reverendtrick reverendtrick
Richard Halley Richard Halley
rocky230 rocky230
Slogar Slogar
Smashy McCrusher Smashy McCrusher
some shambling meat some shambling meat
speedwater speedwater
StGravity StGravity
tastyintestines tastyintestines
The apathy The apathy
The Good Soldier The Good Soldier
the sherwel building the sherwel building
The Spitter The Spitter
Tyrant 2 1 Tyrant 2 1
virus1213 virus1213
whitedwaf whitedwaf
wibbleBRAINS wibbleBRAINS
xypoglub xypoglub
YasujiroOzu YasujiroOzu
ZackneedsBRAINZ ZackneedsBRAINZ
Zameco Zameco
Zombie Hassellhoff Zombie Hassellhoff
Zombie Lian Gough Zombie Lian Gough
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Dr. Schwan's Essentials Product Line
Dr. Schwan’s Essentials is a new product line developed by Whittenside’s own Dr. Albert Schwan. The Essentials contains products for dashing danger seekers, radiant ransackers, and scientists in the know. Dr. Schwan is even rumored to be working on practical products for the walking dead. Based in Whittenside’s historic the Colglough Building, Dr. Schwan launched his product line in February 2010 with the release of his patented Zombie Repellent Hair Tonic and followed it up with more product releases throughout the year.
Dr. Schwan's Culinary Product Line
Working off of the success of the Dr. Schwan’s Essentials product line, Albert Schwan found himself late one night in Colglough wondering how to improve the lives of those within the quarantine zone through the use of Necrotech science. While staring at a blank work-pad, The doctor gagged down a pre-packaged lunch from the Necrotech cafeteria deepfreeze to maintain his strength. At that moment, an idea hit him like a lump of scalding hot preheated gravy hitting the bottom of an empty stomach. If a society works on its stomach, there must be a way to improve the quality of post-outbreak life by improving the caliber of the available cuisine…THROUGH SCIENCE!
