User talk:MaulMachine

ENTER THE FISH

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Hey Maul are you good at making templates? Why dont we make an LCD one? Johnny Rico 13:02, 26 April 2006 (BST)

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	This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

Re-occupy Crossman?

How about it Maul? I went by today and it's totally abandoned (my genitals probably scared Amazing off). Scinfaxi 05:34, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Zod's Email

Contact me via AIM and I'll give you the address. AIM = Skillz McPlenty --Zod Rhombus 04:56, 30 April 2006 (BST)

Navigation

In the future, i would like you to do not delete things that are still being voted. And, most of all, i would like to see you staying away from amazing-related issues. --hagnat ^mod 02:31, 9 May 2006 (BST)

Information sharing

ASS is collecting e-mail addresses of allies who are interested in participating in information sharing via e-mail with us and other allies. Please e-mail us with your e-mail address and name if you are interested. Thanks. --Bob Hammero _ASS 23:25, 9 May 2006 (BST)

Somebody has spraypainted MaulMachine will die onto a wall. Outside the Cranfield Museum, near Crossman. Think you might like to erase this. --hagnat ^mod 19:49, 28 May 2006 (BST)

I dunno, I think it's kinda flattering, and it shows the intellectual level of my enemies rather clearly. MaulMachine ^U! 03:10, 29 May 2006 (BST)

Maul me,Cortonna, Johnny and a lot other are waiting for revive on Brookeman in Shuttle send somebody DarthRevan 20:09, 29 May 2006 (BST)

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howdy MM. actually, that edit on the Hindmarsh page was on purpose but misinformed; one of your members (I forget who) had informed me that LCD was moving on to somewheres else. Sorry about that.--Bulgakov 15:08, 4 June 2006 (BST)

ugly

You sir have one of the most ugly user pages I have ever seen! Congratulations! --_Ducis ^Dux_Sloth^Talk 14:46, 8 May 2007 (BST)

Gah!

You wouldn't happen to be the MaulMachine from the Roomies Web Comic forums, now, would you? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 14:57, 8 May 2007 (BST)

I in fact am, sir. MaulMachine ^U! 01:41, 2 April 2010 (BST)

LCD going historical

If you still drop an eye on UD I thought to let you know we are trying to go for the historical status. Would be great if you voted on the historical voting page.

Cheers, Cortie DarthRevan 15:22, 10 June 2008 (BST)

The Restless Living

'an entry into the short story competition'

Click. Click. Click.

Marc kept squeezing the trigger. Nothing was coming out, but he was trying.

Click. Click. Click.

The zombie stared at him for a moment, then grumbled. It took a few lurching steps forward, mouth gaping.

The hapless gunman backed up against the wall, sheer terror on his face. It couldn’t end like this. Not now. Not here. Not this way. He’d come seeking adventure, and he got…this.

“Wait…” he tried. “Wait,” he started again, clearing his throat. “This doesn’t have to end like this. I know you can hear me.”

The zombie paused.

“We can work this out,” Marc said, a little of his confidence returning. “I can get you into the Mall down the street.”

The zombie shook a bit and groaned, long and loud, lurching forward again.

“No! No, wait, I can – I can get you in, they have so many-”

His guttural scream echoed out of the building, turning a few heads in nearby buildings. Nobody paid attention for long.

This was Malton, after all.