User:Jack Mallory

	Roleplaying Notice
	Notice: This User or Group enjoys the RPG aspect of MMORPGs, the category of games that Urban Dead falls into. As such, there is probably quite a bit of roleplaying and/or creative writing on this page and in said User/Group's in-game actions. In other words, if you think the difference between IC and OOC is "One has an 'I' and the other has two 'O's," buzz off.

Character Description

-UNDER CONSTRUCTION-

Detailed Information

Name: Jack Mallory

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Occupation: Surgeon

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Last known whereabouts: The suburb of Chancelwood

OOC Information

Although I use alts I do not have them interact with one another and try to keep them all in separate suburbs. I'm against zerging, bots, and all other forms of cheating. I am not against PKing, GKing, RKing, or being a death cultist so long as it is done IC and roleplayed well. I think that zombie spying goes against the spirit of the game. If you've ever seen obscure Resident Evil references spraypainted somewhere, chances are I put them there.

Other Characters

Dorian Miller

Ray Miller

Johnathan Stirling

Dillon Anderson

Templates

The number of templates on your page is in direct corelation to the size of your penis.

Some of my templates were provided by: Saromu, Amazing, Outbreakgurl, Lachryma, The Surgeon General, MrAushvitz, Ramarez, and The Template Junkies.

	Revivification Requests
	Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request! (Dead Link)

	Report PKers!
	Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link)

	Proud To Be Alive
	This user is a survivor and proud of it.

	Doctor
	This user is a Doctor and is probably off healing someone.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

	Fair Tactics Player
	This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.

	Alt user
	This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.

Visited Caiger Mall

This user has visited Caiger Mall.

Visited Bale Mall

This user has visited Bale Mall.

Visited Giddings Mall

This user has visited Giddings Mall.

Visited Stickling Mall

This user has visited Stickling Mall.

Visited Tynte Mall

This user has visited Tynte Mall.

	Weapon of Choice
	This user's weapon of choice is his shotgun.

	American
	This user is American.

	Male
	This user is male.

	I'm Spartacus
	This user claims to be Spartacus.

	ZUG ZUG
	This user or group can mine gold, chop lumber, and construct buildings

	Templates make FUNFUN!
	This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!

	Blessed by Zombie Jesus
	This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?

	Bra!z Zambah G-zaz!
	This user supports Zombie Jesus in all his glory. Grab mah banana Barhah! Amen!

	Malton Coat of Arms
	This user honors the Malton Coat of Arms.

	"Free" Running?
	This user believes that Free Running works by using fire escapes, sewers, digging underground tunnels, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, osmosis, etc..

	Curse You Encumbrance!!!
	This user carries around a lot of crap.

	Have a Nice Day!
	This User has enough happiness to share with everyone.

	Nerf This!
	This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.

	STFU N00B
	This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.

	I'm Smarter
	This user is smarter than you.

	Jack Mallory is a Viking
	They kick Pirate and Ninja ass with ease (all together or one at a time)

	Where is Malton?
	Jack Mallory thinks that Malton is in his computer.

	Grammar
	This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.

	Firing Squad
	This user thinks we should just shoot cheaters and get it over with.

	Trigger Happy
	This user has guns. Do not cross them.

	Axe Crazy
	This user has an axe. Do not cross them.

	Hell
	This user is going to Hell.

	Not One Step Back, Comrades!
	This user thinks that the Soviet Union was awe-inspiring during WWII

	Han Shot First
	This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo.

	Urban Dead
	This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?

	Firefox User
	This user uses Firefox.

	Colors
	This user's favorite color is red.

	Food
	This user's favorite food is revenge served cold.

	It's a Joke, OK?
	This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.

	Happy Birthday
	This user was born on August 25

	Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
	This user finds thunderbolts and  lightning very, very frightening.

	It's Good to be the King
	This user thinks it's good to be the King.

	Shotguns!
	This user thinks shotguns are cool!

	Flare guns!
	This user thinks flare guns are cool too!

	Back-up
	This user has a S.W.A.T. team backing them up. Don't piss them off.

	Crowbars and pistols!
	This user thinks everyone should use pistols and crowbars.

	Security!
	This user thinks security guards like Barney Calhoun are cool.

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

	SNAKE IS DEAD
	Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

	R.I.P.
	Steve Irwin 22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006

	Ouch!
	That's definitely gonna leave a mark!

	Saint Isidore Is Watching
	Have you checked your spelling?

	NO TEMPLATES!
	This User does not use templates. Ever.

	Let's Abuse Flagboxes!
	This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes.

	Anti Flagbox Abuse
	This user is against the abuse or excessive use of flagboxes.

	Too Many Templates
	This user puts way too many templates on their page.