User:Revenant

‮User:Revenant‭

I hereby throw this page open to community editing, with the following restrictions: this notice must be preserved in some a visible form, as must an archive link, and I reserve the right to revert any change and tell you to knock it off should it meet my disapproval. Other than that? Go nuts, kids. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ

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• Revenant has left the building. (2011-3-21)
• Revenant has reentered the building. (2011-3-21)
• Revenant has left again. (2011-3-21)

Hello. My name is Inigo— er. Let me start again.

Revenant Where is Malton? Revenant thinks that Malton is a producer of fine malt beverages, wherever it may be. Australian Revenant is Australian. No Clean Feed This user is against internet censorship in Australia. Mmmm, cheese… Revenant really, really likes cheese. Coffee Addict Revenant believes coffee is the NECTAR OF THE GODS. Swim swim hungry! Revenant belives that Dopefish lives and that it's still hungry. Sobriety Revenant is currently in a quantum uncertainty state, and must be observed to determine sobriety. (Heisendrunk?) Project Evil Member Fools! I'll destroy you ALL! >:( This user knows that the psyops are conspiring against us. Stalker Revenant stalks the Recent Changes page. Formatting Nazi Revenant is a formatting Nazi and will fix your lists, indents, links, template calls or other wiki-code without asking. Fire is Pretty Revenant thinks that fire is pretty. WCDZ Revenant is conspiring against you. Sysop Revenant is a sysop. Cheater Revenant cheats. Deal with it. Improve Urban Dead Katthew's Zombie Improvements should be incorporated into Urban Dead. MURDERBALL!!! Revenant has caught Murderball fever and is currently contagious. Goon Revenant is to be shunned and persecuted for being a filthy goon from the Something Awful forums. Stupidity Tolerance This user tolerates stupid people. It's not their fault. Ban Ignorance This user does not tolerate ignorant people. It is their fault. Misconbitragnarok This user can see the end fast approaching. Bureaucrat Revenant is a former Bureaucrat.

Revenant is my preferred handle, but, out of necessity, I frequently mutate into a variant of the name. Thankfully, I was able to grab the name on this wiki.

I enjoy an eclectic mixture of complexity and simplicity in many things. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ

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At some point I threw my use page open for community editing. Of course, the template I made to advertise this, User:Revenant/EditMe, has so far been much more popular for editing. Go figure. Nonetheless, feel free to vandalise improve this page (or that one!) to your heart's content.

Handle

What exactly is a revenant, you may ask?

French, from the present participle revenir 'to return', from Old French, see revenue.

revenant (plural revenants)

1. someone who returns from a long absence.
2. a supernatural being that returns from the dead; a zombie or ghost.

—Wiktionary

In a zombie game, being a revenant is extraordinarily appropriate. :)

Characters

See characters for more details. In various states of donation, idleness and play

Malton

Alan Corvus

buccaneering volunteer firefighter and amateur actor (SOC)

Victor Kapteyn

needle-happy know-nothing pr1ck (KN)

The Pirate LeChuck

gone though fire and rot and back (TS)

Duke D'oeuvre

debonair discursive dacnomaniac (LCGHC)

Al Gore Mortis

Malton's foremost anti-breather environmentalist (SAN)

Gaius Furius Pacilus

everyone's favourite censor – good morning tasty!

Rite Rev'd Revenant

carryover corsair cap'n and "priest" (MOB)

• A here-unnamed troublemaker

Other

• Two here-unnamed Monroevillains, one still living, one not (both idled)

Mr Cool No Pants

letting it all hang out (BPC)

Wiki

Originally learned wiki at Wikipedia. WikiGnome.

Projects

• Construction Percentages – founder and primary contributor
• Clothes/Suggestions – contributor, commenter, critic, primary maintainer last few years
• Clothes Codes – contributor and field researcher
• Bug Reports – contributor and maintainer
• Suggestions and Developing Suggestions – commenter, critic
• Image Categorisation – contributor

Testimonials & TRUFAX

“	Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.	”
—Gus Thomas

“	Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.	”
—AnimeSucks

“	The Blob hereby grants his holy assent to Revenant to govern Malton in his holy name, to use any likeness and image of the gelatinous master in efforts to enslave help the citizens of Malton. The Blob hereby commissions the Malton Mint to put the image of the Blob and his Mayor, the honorable Revenant on all currency. The Blob decrees all traces of Undead puppetry be stricken from the voting record so that only Misanthropy and Revenants honest and true campaign may be seen. While the sinister Kyle Style and Evil Jorm waged a campaign of mistrust, mud slinging and other sick games only filthy and unclean zeds could enjoy, Misanthropy and Revenant were kissing babies and making promises of tax cuts which we can all believe in. Revenant is uncorruptable and the Blob is pleased to see such a noble and upstanding citizen take office.	”
—Dr Summeroff

“	Damn you! Damn you to my basement!	”
—Grim s

“	Rev's the worst. If he's here, he's drunk. If he's not drunk, he's asleep. If he's not asleep, then maybe he'll be here, although late.	”
—Banana

“	I am a voting for Mis cuz he's a cool guy and for Rev for being the ONLY candidate to try to be an actual politician. You know, actually campaigning, contacting voters, employing dirty tactics. During the 2012 election, when Obama knocks on your door, will you take him to court for spamming? Blasphemy!	”
—Thadeous Oakley

“	Damn you, Revenant. Damn you to Hell.	”
—Amber Waves of Pain

“	revenant cues up on a durability of 675 days	”
—Dr Horse PhD

“	Rev's arguing strength is derived from his skill in delivering non sequiturs that don't appear to be non sequiturs at first blush. It's hard to argue with someone who is constantly shifting the topic to something he can better defend without it always being obvious that he has done so. It doesn't help that he'll sometimes argue self-contradictory statements simultaneously if they can be used to counter you, all on the assumption that you won't catch the contradiction (I love doing this to friends in real life, honestly).	”
——Aichon

The section formally known as Misc

	Congratulations, You suck...
	UDWiki has voted. Revenant is the winner of The Best Puppet Award.

	Grim is a God
	This User or Group believes that Grim should be nominated for sainthood, and placed on a pedestal with the other greats of our time.

This user fears his wiki overlord(s).

UDWiki IRC
No rumor could have exceeded the reality; the study was filled with cronies, the air heavy with tobacco smoke, trays with bottles containing every imaginable brand of whiskey stood about, cards and poker chips ready at hand--a general atmosphere of waist-coat unbuttoned, feet on the desk, and the spittoon alongside.

Zombie-Cat

You are lying outside the Usher Building, a large magenta-stone building with a perfectly functional roof. You recognise it as not being owned by NecroTech. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded with a piece of paper. Somebody has spraypainted Cataracts onto a wall.

Since your last turn:

• Zombie-Cat claws you in the face for 75 damage. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago) ...and again. (12 hours and 35 minutes ago)
• You were killed by Zombie-Cat (12 hours and 34 minutes ago)
• SilverMemory pets Zombie-Cat. (12 hours and 32 seconds ago)
• Prima Giedi said "D'awwwww, can we keep it? Might need to clip its claws, though." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)

This space for rent

Enquiries welcome.

Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

The moft excellent comedie and tragical romance of
TWO GENTLEMEN OF LEBOWSKI.
As writ by MR. ADAM BERTOCCI,
Taking infpiration from MR. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
and the BROTHERS COEN.
Prefented in FIVE ACTS.
N E W Y O R K, 2 0 1 0.

Full play available at /Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.

Recipes

Kindly contributed by editors and available at /Recipes.

urban dead friends

revenant says that everyone should join urban dead friends group on facebook. Do it and come and ruin places with us! A ZOMBIE ANT 03:14, 29 September 2012 (BST)

The History of The Revenant

In early 2007, while the wind howled sweet nothings in my ear and the caltrops prickled easy underfoot, I had my first meeting with the Revenant. He was leaning against a wall in a side alley just off Twelve Josset Street in East London, his trousers open and a half-penny trollop half-heartedly licking what she found there.
After chasing the bedeviled she-creature off with a stick, I invited the Revenant to have a drink with me at a pub down the street, the Hob and Oxen. He tok me up on the offer, and we spent the rest of the night uproariously drunk.

We exchanged letters for a while afterwards, but I did not encounter the Revenant in person against until late in 2009, when, during a shopping trip to Fendleham, I tripped over his inert form on my way out of a brothel. I picked him up, and being unable to rouse him in any way, I dragged him to my hotel room. We spent many a pleasant evening in each others company in that shabby place, and I still rock back on my heels to remember it.
It has been three years since that fateful meeting in Fendleham and we are now happily married with three children and a small white dog.