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'''''Suddenly, in a veeery veeery far secret network...'''''
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==Malton Recruitment Adverts, Alphabetically by Group Name==
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'''<big>Place your group (or coalition) advert in alphabetical order by group name.</big>'''
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'''MMMM... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMM... MMM...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
===[[East Becktown Defenders]] : Survivor Group===
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{{:East Becktown Defenders/Recruitment}}
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===[[ENVY]] : Survivor Group===
'''WHAT A GOOD DAY TO ENJOY... NO? OOOH THIS IS RELAXING...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
{|
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{{:ENVY/Recruitment}}
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===[[Feral Clowder]] : Zombie Group===
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{{:Feral Clowder/recruit}}
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===[[The Flowers of Decay]]: PKer Group===
'''OH, I AM ASKING, HOW IS GOING TO MY PUPPETS... LET'S SEE... BETTER GO TO THE CENTRAL POOPYA''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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{{:The Flowers of Decay/Recruit}}
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===[[Malton College of Medicine]] : Survivor Group===
'''HAAHAHAA, THAT GUY WAS VERY FUN,... HE MADE EVERYBODY LAUGH OFF''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]]
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{{:Malton College of Medicine/Recruit}}
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===[[Malton Danger Updaters]] : All Play Styles/Non-Participatory===
'''YEAH YEAH, EVEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]]
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{{:Malton Danger Updaters/Recruitment}}
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===[[The Malton Zookeepers]] : Survivor Group===
'''SHUT UP BOTH! DO YOUR WORK!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
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{{:The Malton Zookeepers/recruit}}
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===[[NecroConnect]] : All Players===
'''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.73256]]
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{{:NecroConnect/Recruit}}
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===[[The Scourge]] : Zombie Group===
'''SURE, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.23784]]
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{{:The Scourge/Recruitment}}
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===[[Soldiers of Crossman]] : Survivor Group===
'''HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTH PARK??? IT'S SO FUNNY CARTOON!!!''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]]
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{{:Soldiers of Crossman/Recruit}}
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'''YES, WHAT A GOOD SHOW... BTW I LOVE SIMPSONS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]]


'''SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH AND GO WORK!!! WHAT A BOZOS!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]


'''IT'S OKAY, DEAR BOSS...''' -- [[POOPYER NO.17544]]


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'''FINE, OUR DEAR BOSS''' -- [[POOPYER NO.66631]]
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'''OKAY, I AM NOW IN THE CENTRAL POOPYA... LET'S SEE HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS IN THE URBAN DEAD WIKI...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]


==Category Listings==
'''MAIN INFOPOOPYER!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
Recruitment pages are listed below in order by type. To include your recruitment advert in this list, put the following on  "template" page, where TYPE is your group's type:
 
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'''OH, HELLO MY DEAR BOSS... WHAT DO YOU WANT?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''FIRST OF ALL GO TO THE PAGE OF URBAN DEAD WIKI!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY,... ... AND NOW?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''NOW SHOW ME HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''UHHHHH... ... WAIT A SEC...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''WAIT A SEC WHAT?! SHOW ME NOW!!! THIS IS AN ORDER BY YOUR BIG BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''I JUST WANT TO ASK... ... WHY YOU PLANNED THAT TYPE OF TRAFFIC THERE?''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???!!! LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''WW... ... WHH... WHAAT??? ADMINS BLOCKED THEM ALL???''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''ARE YOU OK, MY DEAR BOSS??''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''YOU... YOU... YOU KNOW I AM VERY ANGRY!!!!! WHY DO YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED TO YOU???!!! WHO THE FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU????!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''AAAH... PLEASE MY DEAR BOSS HAVE MERCY!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''NO!!!!!! YOUR BIG BOSS DO NOT HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO!!!!!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR 99 YEARS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''NO, NO, NO PLEASE! I AM VERY SORRY BUT...!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''BUT WHAT???!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYERS, THROW HIM INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]]
 
'''NOOO, WAIT NO DEAR BOSS!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE???!!!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''FFFFF... ... OKAY!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYER, RELEASE HIM!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY, DEAR BOSS''' -- [[SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365]]
 
'''OKAY, MAIN INFOPOOPYER!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARD ME?????''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''YES, YES, MY DEAR BOSS, CONTINUE...''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''IF YOU FAIL ME THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE HOLE!!!!!!! OKAY????!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''YEES... AND WHAT I MUST DO???''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''I WILL SAY NOW!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''MESSAGE TO ALL THE CENTRAL POOPYA!!! EVERYBODY STOP RELAXING!!! EVERYBODY GO WORK HARD, DAY AND NIGHT!!!!! IT IS THE TIME... TO MAKE AN ATTACK TO THE URBAN DEAD WIKI WEBSITE!!!!! WE WILL SHOW TO THESE STUPID ASSHOLES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SUFFERING!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY WORKING NOW!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''SURE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!''' -- ALL POOPYERS
 
'''MAIN INFOPOOPYER, GET ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CONFIGURATION OF THE WEBSITE, AND DON'T FORGET TO HELP THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''SURE, MY DEAR BOSS!''' -- [[MAIN INFOPOOPYER]]
 
'''INFOPOOPYER NO.034!!! GO SELECT A PROXY OF OUR BIG PROXY SERVER, AND MAKE SURE EACH OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE ACCESSING THE WEBSITE THROUGH IT!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY, DEAR BOSS!!! I AM ON IT!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.034]]
 
'''INFOPOOPYER NO.089!!! CRACK THE CONFIGURATION OF THAT STUPID WEBSITE, AND PROTECT IT TO PREVENT ANYONE OUT OF OUR HOST FROM ACCESSING IT!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- [[INFOPOOPYER NO.089]]
 
'''I THINK THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS KNOW WHAT'S THEIR WORK!!! START NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''SURE, DEAREST BOSS!!!!!!''' -- THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS
 
'''SECURIPOOPYERS, MAKE SURE EACH INFOPOOPYER IS DOING HIS WORK ADEQUATELY!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''OF COURSE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!!!''' -- ALL SECURIPOOPYERS
 
'''OKAY, BETTER I WILL GO TO RELAX IN MY LUXURIOUS ROOM... DRINKING SOME GOOD TONIC THERE...''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''I HOPE THE WORST TO THOSE BITCHES THAT BLOCKED ALL MY PUPPETS... ... TODAY,... THEY ARE VERY CALMED,... TOMORROW,... THEY WILL BE SUFFERING A LOT!!! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCHES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...!!!!!!!!!''' -- [[THE BIG BOSS POOPY]]
 
'''''The End'''''

Revision as of 21:48, 2 September 2017

Suddenly, in a veeery veeery far secret network...

MMMM... MMMMMMM... MMMMMMMMMMM... MMMMMMM... MMM... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

WHAT A GOOD DAY TO ENJOY... NO? OOOH THIS IS RELAXING... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OH, I AM ASKING, HOW IS GOING TO MY PUPPETS... LET'S SEE... BETTER GO TO THE CENTRAL POOPYA -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

HAAHAHAA, THAT GUY WAS VERY FUN,... HE MADE EVERYBODY LAUGH OFF -- POOPYER NO.23784

YEAH YEAH, EVEN I LAUGHED SO MUCH... -- POOPYER NO.73256

SHUT UP BOTH! DO YOUR WORK! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.73256

SURE, DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.23784

HAVE YOU SEEN SOUTH PARK??? IT'S SO FUNNY CARTOON!!! -- POOPYER NO.17544

YES, WHAT A GOOD SHOW... BTW I LOVE SIMPSONS -- POOPYER NO.66631

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH AND GO WORK!!! WHAT A BOZOS!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

IT'S OKAY, DEAR BOSS... -- POOPYER NO.17544

FINE, OUR DEAR BOSS -- POOPYER NO.66631

OKAY, I AM NOW IN THE CENTRAL POOPYA... LET'S SEE HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS IN THE URBAN DEAD WIKI... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

MAIN INFOPOOPYER! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OH, HELLO MY DEAR BOSS... WHAT DO YOU WANT? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

FIRST OF ALL GO TO THE PAGE OF URBAN DEAD WIKI! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OKAY,... ... AND NOW? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

NOW SHOW ME HOW IS GOING TO MY DEAR PUPPETS! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

UHHHHH... ... WAIT A SEC... -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

WAIT A SEC WHAT?! SHOW ME NOW!!! THIS IS AN ORDER BY YOUR BIG BOSS!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

I JUST WANT TO ASK... ... WHY YOU PLANNED THAT TYPE OF TRAFFIC THERE? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL???!!! LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

WW... ... WHH... WHAAT??? ADMINS BLOCKED THEM ALL??? -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

ARE YOU OK, MY DEAR BOSS?? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

YOU... YOU... YOU KNOW I AM VERY ANGRY!!!!! WHY DO YOU ARE NOT DOING WHAT I ASKED TO YOU???!!! WHO THE FUCKING BITCH ARE YOU????!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

AAAH... PLEASE MY DEAR BOSS HAVE MERCY! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

NO!!!!!! YOUR BIG BOSS DO NOT HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! YOU ARE A STUPID BOZO!!!!!!! YOU ARE PUNISHED FOR 99 YEARS IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

NO, NO, NO PLEASE! I AM VERY SORRY BUT...! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

BUT WHAT???!!! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYERS, THROW HIM INTO THE HOLE!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OF COURSE, MY DEAR BOSS!!! -- SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365

NOOO, WAIT NO DEAR BOSS!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE???!!! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

FFFFF... ... OKAY!!!!!!! SECURIPOOPYER, RELEASE HIM!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OKAY, DEAR BOSS -- SECURIPOOPYER NO.02365

OKAY, MAIN INFOPOOPYER!!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! YOUR LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARD ME????? -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

YES, YES, MY DEAR BOSS, CONTINUE... -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

IF YOU FAIL ME THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE HOLE!!!!!!! OKAY????!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

YEES... AND WHAT I MUST DO??? -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

I WILL SAY NOW! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

MESSAGE TO ALL THE CENTRAL POOPYA!!! EVERYBODY STOP RELAXING!!! EVERYBODY GO WORK HARD, DAY AND NIGHT!!!!! IT IS THE TIME... TO MAKE AN ATTACK TO THE URBAN DEAD WIKI WEBSITE!!!!! WE WILL SHOW TO THESE STUPID ASSHOLES WHAT IS THE MEANING OF SUFFERING!!!!!!! I WANT TO SEE EVERYBODY WORKING NOW!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

SURE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!! -- ALL POOPYERS

MAIN INFOPOOPYER, GET ACCESS TO THE SOURCE CONFIGURATION OF THE WEBSITE, AND DON'T FORGET TO HELP THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

SURE, MY DEAR BOSS! -- MAIN INFOPOOPYER

INFOPOOPYER NO.034!!! GO SELECT A PROXY OF OUR BIG PROXY SERVER, AND MAKE SURE EACH OF OUR COMPUTERS ARE ACCESSING THE WEBSITE THROUGH IT!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OKAY, DEAR BOSS!!! I AM ON IT!!! -- INFOPOOPYER NO.034

INFOPOOPYER NO.089!!! CRACK THE CONFIGURATION OF THAT STUPID WEBSITE, AND PROTECT IT TO PREVENT ANYONE OUT OF OUR HOST FROM ACCESSING IT!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OKAY, MY DEAR BOSS!!!!! -- INFOPOOPYER NO.089

I THINK THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS KNOW WHAT'S THEIR WORK!!! START NOW!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

SURE, DEAREST BOSS!!!!!! -- THE REST OF INFOPOOPYERS

SECURIPOOPYERS, MAKE SURE EACH INFOPOOPYER IS DOING HIS WORK ADEQUATELY!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

OF COURSE, OUR DEAR BOSS!!!!! -- ALL SECURIPOOPYERS

OKAY, BETTER I WILL GO TO RELAX IN MY LUXURIOUS ROOM... DRINKING SOME GOOD TONIC THERE... -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

I HOPE THE WORST TO THOSE BITCHES THAT BLOCKED ALL MY PUPPETS... ... TODAY,... THEY ARE VERY CALMED,... TOMORROW,... THEY WILL BE SUFFERING A LOT!!! THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT, BITCHES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA...!!!!!!!!! -- THE BIG BOSS POOPY

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